October 2024

hungwy:

frqp:

hungwy:

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

lagomorphics:

lagomorphics:

need to draw the bishops more. especially heket. for lesbian reasons

splendid

only-cat-memes:

caats:

:(

watcherscrown:

ionchy:

xadnem:

asingularcanadian:

xadnem:

I hear the words “bichon frise” and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says “small white dog.”

bitch on fries? that lil white thang?

The very same.

In the style of Disco Elysium dialogue:

YOU - bitch on fries? that lil white thang?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - The very same.ALT

kiradical:

retroactivebakeries:

friendlyfrankenstein:

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it’s all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there’s a chimpanzee again but it’s driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

fgrobichiko:

elbiotipo:

effemimaniac:

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

A picture of a coelacanth swimming in the ocean, with two scuba divers in the background. There is text next to the coelacanth, it says "I lived, bitch."

we are in the midst of a true Real One

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

jammerific:

thepeelingrenoir:

thepeelingrenoir:

20thcenturystarlet:

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

The fact this isn’t a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I’ve ever seen.

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography… I’ve just never seen anything like it.

I think this is the first time I’ve ever been wowed by “this ISN’T a painting”!

jammerific:

thepeelingrenoir:

thepeelingrenoir:

20thcenturystarlet:

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

The fact this isn’t a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I’ve ever seen.

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography… I’ve just never seen anything like it.

I think this is the first time I’ve ever been wowed by “this ISN’T a painting”!

mattcrump:

Neon sands

luulapants:

luulapants:

I’m so frustrated by the lack of response to the mass psychogenic illness of law enforcement officials claiming to suffer contact fentanyl poisoning. There were a few studies done that quietly concluded that it’s not real, none of the cases were credible, and the symptoms most closely resemble a panic attack or somatic episode.

No one is connecting this to systemic issues in police training and culture and no one is treating this as the canary in the coal mine it is.

Modern police training is functionally cult indoctrination, and intentionally cultivates paranoia. Police learn that everyone is out to get them, danger lurks around every corner, and their only job is to make it home alive after their shift.

They then enter the body of police culture, where questioning the bad behavior of fellow officers is at best strictly socially punished and at worst can get them killed, where they are constantly vigilant to say the right things and portray the right beliefs.

Suddenly, after generations of mainstream culture being generally supportive of police, in the midst of an anxiety-riddled pandemic, there is a highly-publicized backlash against law enforcement. Regular people are saying ACAB, calling cops fascists and murderers and wife-beaters. They’re posting officers’ service records on social media. Police, unwilling to believe they are evil, experience a cognitive dissonance backlash effect and cling to beliefs that contradict reality.

No one should be shocked - and no one should be hesitant to say - that there is a mental health crisis in law enforcement. They are paranoid, hyper-vigilant, and mired in cognitive dissonance. They have guns and virtually unchecked power to enact violence in their communities. Making up delusional stories about fentanyl is a pretty mild outcome compared to what we should be expecting from these circumstances.

Police aren’t just bastards. They’re a danger to themselves and others.

BTW, for anyone thinking this is an old story, the reason I’m bringing it up now is that it is actively being used to justify denying books, mail, and other documents to people in prison. The entire state of Wisconsin just banned donated books.

Prison staff are having psychogenic episodes they blame on fentanyl, and the response from DOC administration has been to appease and legitimize this hysteria by restricting some of the few freedoms left to incarcerated people. Their reaction should be, “Holy shit, the most vulnerable population in our state is in the care of people who in the midst of a mental health crisis so sever it’s causing mass delusions.”

luulapants:

luulapants:

I’m so frustrated by the lack of response to the mass psychogenic illness of law enforcement officials claiming to suffer contact fentanyl poisoning. There were a few studies done that quietly concluded that it’s not real, none of the cases were credible, and the symptoms most closely resemble a panic attack or somatic episode.

No one is connecting this to systemic issues in police training and culture and no one is treating this as the canary in the coal mine it is.

Modern police training is functionally cult indoctrination, and intentionally cultivates paranoia. Police learn that everyone is out to get them, danger lurks around every corner, and their only job is to make it home alive after their shift.

They then enter the body of police culture, where questioning the bad behavior of fellow officers is at best strictly socially punished and at worst can get them killed, where they are constantly vigilant to say the right things and portray the right beliefs.

Suddenly, after generations of mainstream culture being generally supportive of police, in the midst of an anxiety-riddled pandemic, there is a highly-publicized backlash against law enforcement. Regular people are saying ACAB, calling cops fascists and murderers and wife-beaters. They’re posting officers’ service records on social media. Police, unwilling to believe they are evil, experience a cognitive dissonance backlash effect and cling to beliefs that contradict reality.

No one should be shocked - and no one should be hesitant to say - that there is a mental health crisis in law enforcement. They are paranoid, hyper-vigilant, and mired in cognitive dissonance. They have guns and virtually unchecked power to enact violence in their communities. Making up delusional stories about fentanyl is a pretty mild outcome compared to what we should be expecting from these circumstances.

Police aren’t just bastards. They’re a danger to themselves and others.

BTW, for anyone thinking this is an old story, the reason I’m bringing it up now is that it is actively being used to justify denying books, mail, and other documents to people in prison. The entire state of Wisconsin just banned donated books.

Prison staff are having psychogenic episodes they blame on fentanyl, and the response from DOC administration has been to appease and legitimize this hysteria by restricting some of the few freedoms left to incarcerated people. Their reaction should be, “Holy shit, the most vulnerable population in our state is in the care of people who in the midst of a mental health crisis so sever it’s causing mass delusions.”

dongulator:

imsobadatnicknames2:

Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.

whereserpentswalk:

00111010-01010000:

catchymemes:

“Genesis”, Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

Sometimes I forget how alien the world used to be. How our earth used to be entirely diffrent in so many wonderful ways. How we can never see it, but as humans we can understand and know, we can know, we can know.

whereserpentswalk:

00111010-01010000:

catchymemes:

“Genesis”, Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

Sometimes I forget how alien the world used to be. How our earth used to be entirely diffrent in so many wonderful ways. How we can never see it, but as humans we can understand and know, we can know, we can know.

whereserpentswalk:

00111010-01010000:

catchymemes:

“Genesis”, Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

Sometimes I forget how alien the world used to be. How our earth used to be entirely diffrent in so many wonderful ways. How we can never see it, but as humans we can understand and know, we can know, we can know.

whereserpentswalk:

00111010-01010000:

catchymemes:

“Genesis”, Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

Sometimes I forget how alien the world used to be. How our earth used to be entirely diffrent in so many wonderful ways. How we can never see it, but as humans we can understand and know, we can know, we can know.

thememedaddy:

toskarin:

when you walk into a boss room and there’s a big dragon or something? it’s gonna be a normal fight. but you need to get really scared when the fog wall fades and you see the glue man, who has invented a special glue that allows him to walk up and down anything

bowelfly:

bowelfly:

Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

crabanarchy:

i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

crabanarchy:

I love getting “post without tags?” on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

what-even-is-thiss:

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

Give him a prim to pat ^^

dailyimpulsedoodles:

Plus bonus one of another idea I made on paper but struggled to digitalize because I thought it looked a bit better messy

(Ignore smallishbeans and his antennas poking up from under the doodle)

irlactualhuman:

angry-ace:

quinintheclouds:

gogh-save-the-bees:

incase it wasn’t clear - i am and my blog is anti-terf 👍

I just lost some followers :) Good

Remember to love and uplift trans women, not just hate terfs.

Re-reblogging cuz people super just stopped following me. 😎 I even had new people follow me and the count still down. Cool. Sick and dope, actually.

Im a woman and fuck you, too.

If a man is a featherless biped... and a twink is a hairless man... does this make Diogenes' plucked chicken a twink?

arewebeholdingaman:

Who gave you the bowl

harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires:

one trans girl telling you “you’re the reason i realized i was trans which is probably why i’m still alive” is worth more than the mild discomfort of a thousand gnc cis men

you're not allowed to call your doodles terrible, they're adorable and you do them every day which is such an amazing dedication to art!!!!! Plus he's my little guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

(imp and skizz bein besties pls)

dailyimpulsedoodles:

[61] First of all thank you so much! I’m gonna be honest so many people have shaken me for calling them shitty doodles but it’s literally because most daily blogs I see have absolutely gorgeous art and then I have- the idiot /pos

Anyway, podcast things

Also I need you to look at the impulse because I feel like I drew him so adorable and my brain just loves it

meme-loving-stuck:

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

meme-loving-stuck:

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

yamada-ryo:

yamada-ryo:

zas-m21:

Ive somehow discovered egg_irl and im absolutely hate how i relate to like 95% of the posts there

I genuinely fucking hate it because every single post hits the bullseye every single time

You fool. Idiot. Nincompoop. Why do you think that is.

mercurys-in-retrograde:

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

ursineknight:

Hey, don’t cry. First salmon spotted returning to sites on the Klamath River previously dammed for more than a century, okay?

https://www.sfchronicle.com/california/article/klamath-dam-removal-salmon-19844792.php

Could I please have an egg🥚🥚

pastadoughie:

Keep reading

zombielesbean:

polyamory W from walmart??

thedorkdionysia:

fangoriousfae:

memewhore:

poggers

thedorkdionysia:

fangoriousfae:

memewhore:

poggers

jojotier:

jojotier:

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED

noahverrier:

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

fayeastria:

dumblr:

Have you eaten? (i love you). Did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). How do you feel today? (i love you). Did you have a nice day? (i love you). Will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). Here’s some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

@catherinekal

autisticshadowthehedgehog:

A twitter thread from @WavePrism_, imitating an "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" Episode. This first post has a blurry screencap of Robotnik screaming at the camera, and it is captioned: "You two absolutely bionic boneheads BETTER make sure my glorrrious, giGANTIC X stays errrrected atop the roof! And you better ensure that it flashes enough times for all of those idiotic Mobians to have their eyeballs melted into puddles! GOT IT?"ALT
Two photos, one of the X logo that only lasted a day, the other of Scratch and Grounder fighting. Scratch (presumably) says "YOU DOLT! HE SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LET IT FLASH LIKE THIS!"

Grounder: "nuh uh! how do you think they're gonna know that's an X when you can't even see it?"

Scratch: "OHHHH, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!"ALT
A photo of Sonic in disguise, talking to a fooled Scratch and Grounder. He says, "Hey there, dumbbots! I'm from the local inspection team, and I'm hearin' nothing but high praise for how inconvenient the constant strobing is, especially at night! Would you like some quick cash for me to place that X in a more upclose and personal area?"

Scratch (presumably) says, "MOOLAH! SURE CAN DO!"ALT
Sonic smirking at the camera. "Hah! Those two are so easy to convince. Now to send this X straight into the sun!"ALT
A photo of the X logo having been removed from the twitter building.ALT
A final screenshot of Robotnik screaming at Scratch and Grounder, cartoonishly leaping in the air and making them fly backwards. The caption reads, "WHAT THE FUCK"ALT

saving this twitter thread here bc there’s no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved

[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]

catasters:

syntaxaero:

licking the envelope of my mail in ballot in a way that would make yall drip

rainbowgod666:

bettsplendens:

lonelyassassin96:

wickedwonderlandd:

herbalist-witch:

thickness-protection-program:

ferrousferrule:

tami-taylors-hair:

hottiewitabloggie:

riseofthedruids:

ssundiall:

diet-soap:

ssundiall:

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

i have GREAT news for you

potion of cough up blood

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution! 

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front. 

Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.

Time for a health and safety lesson.

See below for a chart on what household cleaners to NEVER EVER MIX EVER OR YOU CAN (AND WILL PROBABLY) DIE OR OTHERWISE BECOME EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND NOT IN A FUN WAY BUT IN THE HOSPITAL AND/OR GRAVEYARD WAY:

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The above is not a complete list, but these are extremely common in most households and therefore are the most likely chemical fuck-ups to occur. 

DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS. 

DO NOT MIX CLEANING AGENTS.

DO NOT MIX CERTAIN ASTRINGENTS. (HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS OFTEN IN FIRST AID KITS OR WOUND SPRAYS AND CAN CAUSE A REACTION IN SMALL AMOUNTS IF MIXED WITH THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED WITH EVEN ACCIDENTALLY ON A SURFACE ETC.) 

DO NOT MIX ANY CHEMICALS THAT YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE ARE SAFE TO MIX. (SPOILER: MOST THINGS ARE NOT REALLY SAFE TO MIX AND SOMETIMES COMBINING SAFE ONES ACTUALLY MAKES THEM LESS EFFECTIVE ANYWAY, SO JUST DON’T COMBINE THIS KIND OF SHIT!) 

YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A CHEMIST. PLEASE DO NOT TURN YOUR KITCHEN/BATHROOM/HOME INTO A LAB ACCIDENT. 

IF YOU ARE A CHEMIST, YOU SHOULD STILL NOT FUCK AROUND. MANY OF YOU DO NOT RELIABLY USE YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES OR THE CORRECT TYPE OF SAFETY GOGGLES. (IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF CHEMIST WHO DOESN’T ENSURE ADEQUATE VENTILATION IN YOUR WORK AREA, I WILL NOT TRUST YOU WITH BLEACH. COMPLACENCY KILLS.) 

CONCLUSION: STOP MIXING CHEMICALS! 

YOU ARE NOT PROFESSOR X, AND YOU WILL NOT END UP CREATING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS. 

YOU WILL ONLY CREATE A NEW INVOICE FOR YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL HOME. 

I AM YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.

TO ANY DUMBASS TEENAGERS OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME DUMBASS ADULTS. 

PLEASE DO NOT DIE.

The fumes from this vid burned all the hair off my body,melted my skin, and then killed me t.f

Hey, this actually very useful information to have if you are a kid or otherwise don’t know.

I feel like the “may cause death” part on that chart needs to be majorly bigger. The descriptions of the first two sound like they’d be unpleasant, but “unpleasant” doesn’t cut it. Needs to have a way bigger “THIS IS HOW THEY KILLED PEOPLE IN WARS BEFORE IT WAS OUTLAWED” warning. 

Yeah cause its exactly how they did it

Mix two cleaning products and boom you now are in the trenches at the sonne

skippyisntfunny:

crystaltoa:

crystaltoa:

And now for something completely different.

Photograph of a colourful, somewhat roughly-made clay teapot decorated in splotches of red, yellow and blue. It has four different spouts of various lengths pointing in different directions.ALT

This is the ADHD Teapot. I made it in a ceramics class a few years ago. I use it to explain executive dysfunction to people who haven’t come across the term before (and those who think of ADHD mostly as Hyperactive EightYear Old Boy Syndrome).

So, most people’s brains are like a regular shaped teapot with a single spout. Let’s say that your time, energy, focus etc is the liquid you have in the teapot. Your executive function is the spout, that directs the tea into the specific cup you want to fill-aka the task that you’re meant to be doing. Spills happen occasionally, but generally most of the tea goes in the right cup.

If you have executive dysfunction, you have multiple spouts going in different directions. You can try pointing one of them at your chosen cup and you will probably get some liquid in there, perhaps you will even fill it right up (finish the task). But meanwhile, tea is also pouring out of several other places and not going where you want it. If you have another container nearby, perhaps some of it will end up in there. But quite a lot of it is going to end up on the floor and accomplish nothing.

And at the end of the day you’ll have filled one or two cups ( or sometimes not even one) compared to the five or six that somebody with the same sized teapot (but only one spout) has filled, and everyone wonders why you’re so bad at getting tea poured, and why you make such a mess in the process.

One day I’d like to spend more time learning pottery and create a really technically good fucked up little adhd teapot. But that’s a long way off since i currently live in the outback and the nearest pottery workshop is some 400km away. But I figure that for now, it might be a useful or interesting metaphor to somebody even in its rough draft form.

This post is the cup I filled instead of cleaning my house btw.

You get it!

pokemonheritageposts:

hi all, i am in a not insignificant amount of debt due to months of unemployment and am being called on to pay back £900 of rent arrears that i have no means of getting on fairly short notice, if anyone can support at all with a ko-fi donation it would be a huge help. if you’d like me to rank a set of cards for a specific pokemon family feel free to include in the tip notes and i’ll do it.

depsidase:

crystaltoa:

crystaltoa:

And now for something completely different.

Photograph of a colourful, somewhat roughly-made clay teapot decorated in splotches of red, yellow and blue. It has four different spouts of various lengths pointing in different directions.ALT

This is the ADHD Teapot. I made it in a ceramics class a few years ago. I use it to explain executive dysfunction to people who haven’t come across the term before (and those who think of ADHD mostly as Hyperactive EightYear Old Boy Syndrome).

So, most people’s brains are like a regular shaped teapot with a single spout. Let’s say that your time, energy, focus etc is the liquid you have in the teapot. Your executive function is the spout, that directs the tea into the specific cup you want to fill-aka the task that you’re meant to be doing. Spills happen occasionally, but generally most of the tea goes in the right cup.

If you have executive dysfunction, you have multiple spouts going in different directions. You can try pointing one of them at your chosen cup and you will probably get some liquid in there, perhaps you will even fill it right up (finish the task). But meanwhile, tea is also pouring out of several other places and not going where you want it. If you have another container nearby, perhaps some of it will end up in there. But quite a lot of it is going to end up on the floor and accomplish nothing.

And at the end of the day you’ll have filled one or two cups ( or sometimes not even one) compared to the five or six that somebody with the same sized teapot (but only one spout) has filled, and everyone wonders why you’re so bad at getting tea poured, and why you make such a mess in the process.

One day I’d like to spend more time learning pottery and create a really technically good fucked up little adhd teapot. But that’s a long way off since i currently live in the outback and the nearest pottery workshop is some 400km away. But I figure that for now, it might be a useful or interesting metaphor to somebody even in its rough draft form.

This post is the cup I filled instead of cleaning my house btw.

You get it!

obscuretobyfox:

Toby’s official response to the developers of Undertale Yellow when development started.. I don’t know what else I expected honestly

lilblueorchid:

If time could just stay still…

My regular attempt to handle my tumblr again in the middle of this social media’s mess. Honestly I wish we would all come back here, it’s comfy. :’)