October 2024

mathamaniac:

sufficientlylargen:

eightyonekilograms:

argumate:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

argumate:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

argumate:

flakmaniak:

argumate:

For Now Let Us Posit That They Are Giants

The Null Hypothesis Is That They Are Giants

They Are Giants But This Finding Lacks Significance

even the best meta-analyses of the findings regarding their gianthood are still pretty inconclusive

Giants: Largely Anecdotal

Beware The Man Of One Study (Which Finds That They Are Giants)

What Is The Bayesian Prior That They Are Giants

I Saw Them Live and Subsequently Updated My Belief to a Stronger Posterior That They Are Not Giants

Meta-analysis Concludes They Are Unlikely To Be Windmills; Giants Still A Possibility.

Standing on the shoulders of rumors? Evidence of giants from an oral tradition.

probablyasocialecologist:

Borders are those invented lines drawn with ash on maps and sewn into the ground by bullets

Mosab Abu Toha, Palestine A-Z

official-megumin:

warlock-arts:

catasters:

Perfection.

@a-sentient-cup

omegaverse-anesthesiologist:

omegaverse-anesthesiologist:

omegaverse-anesthesiologist:

omegaverse-anesthesiologist:

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

ironychan:

My friends and I used to do this thing where we’d dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, “toga! Toga! Toga!” at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

I used to do historical reenactment when I was at University. I would go to class before session as a Norman knight, and when the session was over me and some of my buddies I did it with would get the bus home in the same kit. Stop at the Tesco’s in full armour for beer and supper and ice cream, then get together at Irish’s place for a LAN party.

It’s enrichment for all involved.

I remember being told I was 900 years late for the battle, and asking the bus driver where the horses were.

yes-im-youtube-kids:

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

maxwellkattermann:

wingdingle:

shutthedirk:

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

Hey guys you know what you should do at dashcon 2

nOT piss in the ballpit so that we can continue having dashcons

zeitghost:

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

pixxyofice:

pixxyofice:

Hey! Nice artstyle! How do you draw fat people in it?

Wow! Nice Artstyle! How do you draw black people in it?

bluestempigeons:

Beau only has two modes

16bithoe:

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

damliz22:

thestalkerbunny:

Just a random thing; one of my many favorite Futurama jokes is when they go to a planet that is obviously very Egyptian and the aliens even look like the gods themselves and someone is like ‘oh did you guys come to earth and build the pyramids?’ And the alien is like ‘nah-we went to earth and fell in love with the local architecture that we integrated it into our own. they actually taught us so much.’

plushiewannabe-deactivated20250:

Airplane girl pinup be upon thee

lilou-the-world-builder:

fleetingruin:

macgyvermedical:

PSA:

Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.

That limit is 4g (8 “extra strength” (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).

A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.

Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).

Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.

The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.

After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.

You might think “why would I ever accidentally take so much?”

Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says “non-aspirin pain relief”, and anything that’s branded as a fever reducer. It’s all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.

So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.

Please don’t forget this shit, after it happened to a family member, he died 8 years later because of the continuing health complications even though he survived the initial overdose

fleetingruin:

macgyvermedical:

PSA:

Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.

That limit is 4g (8 “extra strength” (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).

A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.

Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).

Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.

The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.

After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.

You might think “why would I ever accidentally take so much?”

Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says “non-aspirin pain relief”, and anything that’s branded as a fever reducer. It’s all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.

So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.

Please don’t forget this shit, after it happened to a family member, he died 8 years later because of the continuing health complications even though he survived the initial overdose

princesstillyenna:

kateosaurus-rex:

tallahasseemp3:

help

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

princesstillyenna:

kateosaurus-rex:

tallahasseemp3:

help

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

princesstillyenna:

kateosaurus-rex:

tallahasseemp3:

help

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

heirtocragflame:

rockergiirl:

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)

EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”

vamptits:

vamptits:

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

normal one. next question.

frogofalltime:

gold-tigerr:

I’m a simple human i see sunset and be instantly amazed every time

me on the train today

ricopop:

FINISHED REF FOR THIS FREAK YAYY

@superbellsubways

15depressedducks:

tevruden:

Oh, wyrm?

BITCH LET ME! LET ME!LET ME!LET ME!LET ME!LET ME!LET ME!LET ME!LETMELETMELETMELETMELETME

babyfrogz:

hamadagaza-2003:

This little boy, look at the joy on his face when we were able to provide some food through your donation to the campaign I hope you continue to support and share my campaign link with your friends on all your sites. On social media 🙏For your information, I am new here and I hope you welcome me💔

@timetravellingkitty @deathlonging @briarhips @mazzikah @mahoushojoe @sar-soor @rhubarbspring @schoolhater @pcktknife

@transmutationisms @sawasawako @feluka @appsa @anneemay-blog @commissions4aid-international @wellwaterhysteria

It’s now been a week without any movement in the campaign, together we can give Hamada’s family another reason to smile!!❤️

$676/$20,000

official-megumin:

I know it’s the third time I make an original post about this.

But me and Cuppy still need help for our go fund me pretty badly.

We’re still in the process of having me diagnosed with whatever is causing my serious physical illness, and I’m still in the process of being declared unfit for work. And this won’t be done till late October at the earliest.

I don’t have a large income. Especially not one to take care of all the traveling on top of everything to go to doctors.

I also have a ko fi if yyou want to give us a bit to work of off for the day to day life.

Also because it apparently is needed to mention.

WE ARE NOT PALESTINIANS

if you want to help out the Palestine, we’re not who to donate to. We of course appreciate any help, but we don’t want it to be at the cost of someone else

night-dark-woods:

aerialsquid:

shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

ID. incoming texts reading, “Going to sign your fucking leave form in crayon.” and “Where are my children.” End ID.

night-dark-woods:

aerialsquid:

shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

ID. incoming texts reading, “Going to sign your fucking leave form in crayon.” and “Where are my children.” End ID.

night-dark-woods:

aerialsquid:

shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

ID. incoming texts reading, “Going to sign your fucking leave form in crayon.” and “Where are my children.” End ID.

enki2:

girlballs:

umeboshilover:

scared of the world

the anxious grasshopper

supermodelcats:

sealsdaily:

m1sterryan:

m1sterryan:

character design

took The Homie on a trip with me

HE’S REAL

ayeforscotland:

Grummz is such a fucking loser. Look at him losing his mind over Dragon Age’s character customisation.

Can’t wait for the wave of right-wing cunts on YouTube to pretend they’ve been fans of DA since forever and complain about how it’s woke now.

plutosoda:

they’ll figure it out

necromancelena:

breakfast-four-dinner:

necromancelena:

We have GOT to pick a better name for our galaxy than the Milky Way, if aliens ever come from the Andromeda Galaxy they’re gonna think it’s a horny thing

sorry but you’re gonna have to rename the entire concept of a galaxy if u wanna fix this problem

>discover humans

>they classify gravitational wells with a large number of stars as milk

>they call their own region of space a particularly milky milk place

>when they’re born they need milk or milk substitutes to survive

>name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk

>whole entire industries dedicated to the production of milk

>leaves

darkieforfun:

supreme-leader-stoat:

heavenlyhorses:

garpond:

i want to lock him in my basement [gets scared about the optics ] with his permission,

wizard-at-large:

wizard-at-large:

i have no sneef but I must snorf

targeted ads in the sneef snorf snarf community

the-trash-eating-llama:

bisexualalexmercer:

rudolphsboyfriend:

vadergf:

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I’m dead

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they’re dead that’s what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

unsolids-your-snake:

sparklyaxolotlstudent:

rubixpsyche:

luminouslumity:

at all points I was ready for him to start eating the stands

This was disturbingly normal for him

a-real-fast-goose:

a-real-fast-goose:

hungwy:

stop scrolling.

On it boss

boss it’s been a year how long do I have to stay here

vmagicalpervert:

woodlandhomo:

elliotjonesss:

arabella-ardor:

innithotel:

x


One time I tried to say “take care” after ringing up a customer. I opened my mouth and for some reason I was unable to make a noise except for a very small “t-eh” sound initially and by the time I remembered how to make words I had to shout across the store for them to hear me. What I ended up saying was “Take over!!!” after which they glanced back at me uncomfortably and left without another word.

I am haunted by that interaction to this day.

I worked at a bilingual call centre and once tried to end a conversation by saying either “salut” or “au revoir” but I combined them into “savoir!!” So i just said “to know!!” To the customer and hung up

lunarlotuscove:

Stunning painted lady

Sunday September 22nd 2024 2:50pm

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

I feel like ai art would be fun if we were all still just typing random prompts into it like mushroom giving a ted talk and going lol this looks stupid wasn’t that fun but instead people are like trying to replace jobs with it

I had fun going like “computer, show me cat with long tail” and then the cat looks twisted and distorted and wrong and I clap my hands and go hahaha very good computer but then it turns out the computer is using up a lot of electricity and stealing things and that other people think that by telling the computer to make cat with long tail that makes them an artist for some reason?

There’s nothing like inherently wrong with wanting to make this type of technology I think. The problem is that instead of going “wow, cool.” a bunch of people went oh finally I can stop paying my employees

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

I feel like ai art would be fun if we were all still just typing random prompts into it like mushroom giving a ted talk and going lol this looks stupid wasn’t that fun but instead people are like trying to replace jobs with it

I had fun going like “computer, show me cat with long tail” and then the cat looks twisted and distorted and wrong and I clap my hands and go hahaha very good computer but then it turns out the computer is using up a lot of electricity and stealing things and that other people think that by telling the computer to make cat with long tail that makes them an artist for some reason?

There’s nothing like inherently wrong with wanting to make this type of technology I think. The problem is that instead of going “wow, cool.” a bunch of people went oh finally I can stop paying my employees

datadegroove:

yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood

technofeudalism:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

Passed by a sign that said “bong recreation area” and immediately googled it and it became ten times better

just ripping fat doinks at Dick Bong State Park in Kansasville USA which is totally a Real City and not a completely fictional place from a Marvel comic

motsimages:

Ever since I learnt to use a drop spindle and I was shown a spinning wheel, I had the question that probably all handspinners have:

how the fuck did the Sleeping Beauty managed to get punctured by this?

Now, there are theories, very interesting about all that, but what people rarely think is how the consequence of Sleeping Beauty’s curse was her parents burning all spinning related things so that she would never meet her fate.

This effectively means that in this kingdom they have to import most types of fabric and clothing. Or maybe they only import the thread, if they had a flourishing loom industry, but still. They probably can only work with leather and felted wool. Also a problem for ropes of all kinds, now that I think of it.

So the kingdom of Sleeping Beauty was known for about 18 years as (first of all) the kingdom with the terrible policy about spinning, and secondly as the best artisans of leather and felt.

But then, there is also the whole “I am too poor to care, I can just spin with a stick but I do not have any means to acquire thread or clothes in any other way”. A whole black market of home-made spinned thread, a whole way of spinning in creative ways so that you can easily hide what you are doing. A sinking spinning wheel industry but a blooming “just a stick” industry.

And then, she met her fate and so people were like “so I guess I can use a spinning wheel again, or is it too soon?” Regions closer to the castle took longer but nobody really enforced the law after like 6 months anymore.