October 2024

cheavy is so real for that milk is fucking delicious

tf2heritageposts:

tf2heritageposts:

tf2heritageposts:

tf2heritageposts:

It is quite tasty. I’ve never understood the arguments against milk. “We’re the only species that drinks the milk of other species”, first of all if I could buy human milk at the store I would, second of all I’m sure your average raccoon would also drink cow milk if it could.

why do i let him post on here

……?

i would buy human milk at the store

i wouldn’t buy human milk at the store

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should i let this man still post here

yes

no

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mlembug:

scrawnym4:

scrawnym4:

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.

scrawnym4:

scrawnym4:

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.

scrawnym4:

scrawnym4:

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.

futuristicballoondream:

darksteel-relic:

universecharm:

rubykgrant:

universecharm:

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now

futuristicballoondream:

darksteel-relic:

universecharm:

rubykgrant:

universecharm:

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now

demenshah:

steampunk-llama:

i-am-corbin-dallas:

esterexpositio:

SHREK 2 (2004)

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

wallace and grallace

@tripropellant @paeinovis

certifiedlibraryposts:

centuries-of-thoughts:

the-woman-of-belgravia:

lafemmedemon:

kungfucarrie:

thessalian:

oracleanne:

good-night-white-pride666:

Really happy to see this at my local library

OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*

I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.

This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.

This is wonderful.

Reblogging to possibly save a life

@certifiedlibraryposts

Certified Library Post

thirteensfavoritetoy:

labelleizzy:

anexperimentallife:

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

I’m a better father than Elon Musk and I don’t even have kids.

redcrowncafe:

🌹🌹 Leshy’s rarest L 🌹🌹

littleguysdaily:

thecraftybear:

catasters:

RIP AND TEAR as a family activity

punk-pangolins:

skeletonclaw:

spiribia:

you genuinely don’t have to increase graphics in games anymore. I don’t have a spaceship to run this on. My previous laptop blew up trying to run animal jam. I was more than happy with Skyrim graphics and portal 2 looks breathtaking to me. I just want to be able to play your game. I don’t want to see their pores and uncannily delineated teeth. One time fallout 4 crashed so hard it basically uninstalled itself from my computer. Ffxiv completely fried my laptops motherboard and I just kept playing ffxiv anyway. For where else would I go? Who else could I love but you

quemirabobo:

wind-up-key:

tyrell-for-the-throne:

wind-up-key:

wind-up-key:

balfies:

fleurdemeth:

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

Y'all take too long

Same energy

No worries guys, they’re there too

cannibalchicken:

voidex:

sinkies:

somethingisrotting:

what is a glasgow kiss even anyway ?

here’s what i found


Some of my favorite replies.

otterfemme:

kaylasartwork:

Passport Fun

omagpies:

imaginary friend

posted one month ago on my Patreon! original text by @thestuffedalligator can be found here 💗

like my omagpies comics? consider supporting me for early access and the simple pleasure of gently taping a $1 bill to my forehead here!

publicly available Tumblr Comics can be found here using the tag #omagpies

✅ you are welcome to: crop the images to use as banners/pfps (with credit); create voice overs done by real humans with real voices

❌ you may not: repost the images to other platforms without permission; create voice overs using AI; create NFTs from my work

junowashad:

roycohn:

roycohn:

i wish you guys could hear the noises i’m making. what the fuck is that thang

my pride flag

cinturongazo:

perfectlyfreewasteland:

my message 2 the world

mojo-chojo:

curiositypolling:

If you mention your job to a stranger, how likely are they to get interested and ask questions? 1 would be like a grocery store cashier and 10 would be like a stunt double

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unemployed

nuance

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hold on thats hilarious

caramelldansenu:

depsidase:

evilwizard:

my god… dark deeds are afoot—to the evilmobile! *walks calmly to a nearby toyota prius*

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

I feel like I woke up from a bad dream. everything is okay now. the world is good!

this is like the end of a House episode.

I’ve been sharing all the info in scraps, but here it is summarized for anyone who wants to know:

the-x-button:

reddyrabbit:

kasaron:

squeakyfoam:

dayonedropped:

The entire thread continued like this.

as it should be

You’re goddamn right.

I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.

It’s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating W&G.

dont FUCKING scare me like that

crawfishcomic:

Research

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

suppermariobroth:

Segment from a documentary about Medialab, the French animation studio that created the first two seasons of the Donkey Kong Country cartoon, showing the motion capture technology used to animate Donkey Kong. In this segment, Donkey Kong announces that he loves military service before marching away.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source

he would not fucking say that

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sorry i will stop making fun of donkey kong for willingly risking his life and inflicting himself with ptsd for donkey kong island

lordofthegringos-deactivated202:

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124:

lordofthegringos-deactivated202:

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124:

lordofthegringos-deactivated202:

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124:

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

I jacked off twice today.

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

not before I go do my deadlifts. I’ve got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.

Have a great time! :)

“That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He’ll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I’ll be sure to win this session.”

Thanks bestie, I will!

“If he were Kira, he’d likely to use this time to jack off again… No… Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious.”

creatures-in-posts:

staple-teeth:

only-cat-memes:

@creatures-in-posts

This creature needs his emotional support carrots 🥕

bisexual-engineer-guy:

allcrush:

having fun scrolling arent u .. freak

absolutely not I’m hating every second of it. but you know what I’d hate more? getting up

15depressedducks:

supreme-leader-stoat:

flagellant:

the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore

What did I do to deserve a fate such as this.

girl it was already blazed….naught but embers

because of this I had to scroll back up because I thought they had burnt spam, witch I like (Fight me I like spam)

foxeseveryhour:

Source

can you tell us another mouse fact

mousegirlheart:

wild mice have the ability to levitate but seldom use it due to it being considered impolite by mouse standards, and also it making you visible to predators.

domesticated mice had the ability deliberately bred out because it was hard manufacturing tether harnesses that small, and they kept getting stuck in the ceiling

everythingfox:

So proud of himself

tomcruisingthroughlife:

molabuddy:

molabuddy:

molabuddy:

sorry for the dmv bot spam there are a lot of good ones..

i love how since they’re always in captials it reads like the customer and the dmv are yelling at eachother

its like this

night-dark-woods:

aerialsquid:

shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

ID. incoming texts reading, “Going to sign your fucking leave form in crayon.” and “Where are my children.” End ID.

daughter-of-sapph0:

daughter-of-sapph0:

miniminuteman on youtube

i can tell whenever Milo uploads because this post always gets a huge boost in notes when he does

calamitys-child:

I fucking despise when things fake being higher quality than they are. I don’t mean like slapping a slightly misspelled brand name onto an identical non-designer product for purely aesthetic reasons I mean like rivets or thread that are actually glued down rather than punched or stitched. Fake pockets on jeans that are actually just an extra seam. Heavy looking chain that’s plastic or very soft flimsy metal rather than anything sturdy. I bought boots which looked like they had a stitched sole 8 months ago and lo and behold the glue holding the sole on is revealing itself by falling apart. You PUT a STITCH IN THERE. YOU HAD THE NEEDLE AND THREAD. AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY STITCH DOWN THE FUCKING SOLES. Oh it makes me so mad. Cheap cunts taking the aesthetics of durability or practicality while handing you a product that won’t last you the year

opalescent-apples:

railroadsoftware:

you know he sniffed a dirt

@verirothestar

bobthecoolrock:

damekatyelle-deactivated2025040:

birds remember when they were dinosaurs. oh yeah, definitely.

Pathetic

depsidase:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

did you know? there is a type of metal chariot, powered by the bone-ichor of ancient dragons, that you can use to access—and quickly traverse—a labyrinthine realm of desolate, pitch-black stone known to scientists as “the american highway system”

be forewarned! the chariot does release a terrible curse that ravages the sky and boils the sea. but the King’s coffers are rich with coin from the Dragonbone Ichor Council, so there aren’t many alternatives <|:^/

beatrice-otter:

theconcealedweapon:

[image description: tweet from Yung Simba @yo_its_simba

“I’m not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town’s public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day.”

/end id]

wellthatsjustgreat:

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

wellthatsjustgreat:

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

randmsapphic:

love bullet is probably one of the strongest first volumes of a yuri that I’ve read in awhile like the way it handles grief, moving on, and missed opportunities in life due someone dying young is genuinely captivating