October 2024

forgertv:

imlizy:

imlizy:

this post is gonna be a sleeper hit with the girls who view their feelings as a burden to others

verirothestar:

voidsighs:

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

effemimaniac:

gateway-2000:

thisisrealy2kok:

Power Mac G4 (1999-2004)

We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

we’re talking petaflips. we’re talking millipedes. we’re talking antipodes. forget what I just said. forget everything you know. we’re talking betterhertz. we’re talking biggerbits. we’re talking. isn’t this nice? keep talking with me. forget we’re talking. we’re talking gigafucks.

idrils:

blazing these pics of pepper (moustache) and sweet potato (pastel no moustache) please enjoy 🧡

alchemicalwerewolf:

seldom-equivocate:

urbestestwindgod:

xxtoiletexploderxx:

eater-of-the-alt:

cobys-trans-agenda:

1 billion notes and i free him

ISTG. we all know its IMPOSSIBLE to get 1 billion.

alr im done, sorry moots

notes♾️

@alchemicalwerewolf we can do this

Yesssss finally a real impossible challenge

@lilacquintet

charl0ttan:

can you imagine being a snake in a snake infested lake like yooo the homies are all hwre. lol. just my imagination

caats:

witchwitchyway:

*crawls out of the ground like a gothic cicada*

IT’S OCTOBER, BABY!!!

lifehaver103947:

dragon-in-a-fez:

syn4k:

syn4k:

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder

(from a video featuring someone’s father/grandfather)

is anyone else reading “pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

railroadreverie:

reblog to stir prev occasionally

transboysgetknives:

anarqueer:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

herovigilante:

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

“georgs d'enfants” how does it feel to be the funniest person here

kittybroker:

asterain:

probably-a-human-being:

important-animal-images:

Is that a pebble or perhaps an atom

@kittybroker smol

Devastatingly tiny very comparable to a dust or even maybe a grain! Smallest thing around for only 2 cents now!

gayboygaming:

butch-witches-deactivated202412:

anomalocaris-lesbian:

you ever think about how union looks like it spells onion

every. single. day.

Soviet onion :3

systemdeez:

Boys will be so cute for literally no reason.

its not morally neutral to enjoy harry potter lolllllll

climbingbitch-activated:

gayboygaming:

The creatures are coming out of their holes to call me out on my bad takes

blaming jkr’s popularity or whatever on queer people that happen to like a book series is insane to me. like sure jkr wouldn’t be as popular today if her books didn’t get as popular as they are but acting like it’s impossible to think critically about a work and the person who made it is absurd. you can like whatever you want and as long as you don’t give money to her or give her attention for it you aren’t giving her a platform or whatever. jkr will have the same level of influence whether you like her fiction or not

what-if-no-one:

grinnersmiler:

the lesbian tide, 1971. Homophobic dog spans the ages

ameliaann-durham:

ivan-fyodorovich:

supreme-leader-stoat:

babyboomerbullshit:

image

Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

Wow

Weirdest experience I ever had with this is with a customer at work.

It’s not an uncommon occurrence for men in their 40s and 50s to refer to their wives as “old bags”, so whenever I do the whole “Would you like a bag” spiel, there’s a 50/50 chance they will point to their wife and say “No thanks I have one right here” or say “Nah I left her at home” Or something else awful and then wink at me and call me darling or sweetheart and just make me want to be smited by god right in that second.

However there was one customer that came in and did this whole song and dance. Not out of the ordinary. What was, however, was how he then followed it up by going “I’m kidding, I’m divorced ha ha.” Then, his face drops and he turns to his friend with a look of absolute horror and goes “Wait, that’s probably why. Do you think that’s why she left me Andy? Because I said things like that?” And then proceeded to look like he was re-evaluating his whole life as his friend led him out of the store.

TL; DR = Boomers are weird and this one was given a glimpse behind the veil of self awareness in a Tesco Extra

allie-leth:

the-64th-gamer:

I am so genuinely upset that it’s a buckle and not a zipper.

mathsuggestions:

Force tumblr to implement LaTeX formatting.

cannibalcaprine2:

mindflamer:

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

systemdeez:

gayrobot9000:

systemdeez:

If you’re trans and you’re worried about not passing then don’t worry! We won’t even be able to tell anyone apart when we’re resurrected for the great skeleton war of 2269.

sex identification via bone structure isn’t even accurate most of the time. what SHOULD be accurate is your aim with a bow and arrow, because you’re gonna fucking need it.

The skeleton army needs plenty of sword wielders as well. You can also tear off one of your ribcage bones and just start whacking people with it.

tatsuki-fujimotos-toe-beans:

orpheuslament:

is anyone else disgusted by the enormity of their desire or is it just me & richard siken

This is me if you even care (not my original quote)

gayboygaming:

I kinda have a crush on my girlfriend

meow

-@meow--daily

i-love-linux-and-need-cat-ears:

meow

psychotrenny:

your D cups are an infantile display of petite bourgeoisie revisionism, while my A cups (of Which I am NOT self-critical about!!) show proletarian class consciousness, firm understanding of dialectical materialism and disciplined adherence to the party line

internetbynight:

gayboygaming:

lukadjo:

gayboygaming:

I used to believe liberals were actually just a little misguided and just needed a little push in the right direction. But seeing all the stuff thats going on in my country im now racist towards liberals

Liberals are a race now

Always have been

🤣

thirteensfavoritetoy:

labelleizzy:

anexperimentallife:

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

I’m a better father than Elon Musk and I don’t even have kids.

caats:

So excited for Halloween!

normystical:

one man’s “#body horror” is another man’s “#monster fucker”

kamil-a:

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

bright-eyed-sunshine:

psycheterminal:

Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost

Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!

It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.

I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?

How many relationships? How much writing?

You may think this won’t happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.

Back up your files! Download anything you’ve saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!

Here is a program that lets you download any and all of your discord DMs, your servers, everything. You can set the format (raw text, html (dark and light), and others. You can even download the uploaded files not just the text, though that may be just for the command-line version not the GUI window version.

Please back up your conversations, your stories. I have a backup of everything I care about that runs once a week, with full attachment backups every several months. I write stories on discord, and would be devastated if someone happened to them. You have to have your own local copies of every file you care about.

Compared to a cloud service like Google Drive, Discord also doesn’t have any obligation to keep your data.

They could just say that all messages older than 1 year will be deleted from now on to save money and then just do it. There will be no way to sue them because storing data was never their business or their promise, it’s just a thing they have to do to facilitate the messaging.

doublejoywilson:

glass onion is so funny bc they’re all public figures right? imagine reading the news one day during the pandemic and you see that nancy pelosi, andrew tate, lana del ray, and neil degrasse tyson went to visit elon musk’s private island in greece and they all got exploded because elon musk took them on a joyride in a cybertruck that was basically the hidenburg. and also it blew up bc elon killed grimes during their divorce proceedings and grimes’ twin sister wanted revenge

doublejoywilson:

glass onion is so funny bc they’re all public figures right? imagine reading the news one day during the pandemic and you see that nancy pelosi, andrew tate, lana del ray, and neil degrasse tyson went to visit elon musk’s private island in greece and they all got exploded because elon musk took them on a joyride in a cybertruck that was basically the hidenburg. and also it blew up bc elon killed grimes during their divorce proceedings and grimes’ twin sister wanted revenge

bright-eyed-sunshine:

psycheterminal:

Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost

Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!

It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.

I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?

How many relationships? How much writing?

You may think this won’t happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.

Back up your files! Download anything you’ve saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!

Here is a program that lets you download any and all of your discord DMs, your servers, everything. You can set the format (raw text, html (dark and light), and others. You can even download the uploaded files not just the text, though that may be just for the command-line version not the GUI window version.

Please back up your conversations, your stories. I have a backup of everything I care about that runs once a week, with full attachment backups every several months. I write stories on discord, and would be devastated if someone happened to them. You have to have your own local copies of every file you care about.

bright-eyed-sunshine:

psycheterminal:

Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost

Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!

It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.

I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?

How many relationships? How much writing?

You may think this won’t happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.

Back up your files! Download anything you’ve saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!

Here is a program that lets you download any and all of your discord DMs, your servers, everything. You can set the format (raw text, html (dark and light), and others. You can even download the uploaded files not just the text, though that may be just for the command-line version not the GUI window version.

Please back up your conversations, your stories. I have a backup of everything I care about that runs once a week, with full attachment backups every several months. I write stories on discord, and would be devastated if someone happened to them. You have to have your own local copies of every file you care about.

bright-eyed-sunshine:

psycheterminal:

Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost

Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!

It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.

I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?

How many relationships? How much writing?

You may think this won’t happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.

Back up your files! Download anything you’ve saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!

Here is a program that lets you download any and all of your discord DMs, your servers, everything. You can set the format (raw text, html (dark and light), and others. You can even download the uploaded files not just the text, though that may be just for the command-line version not the GUI window version.

Please back up your conversations, your stories. I have a backup of everything I care about that runs once a week, with full attachment backups every several months. I write stories on discord, and would be devastated if someone happened to them. You have to have your own local copies of every file you care about.

bright-eyed-sunshine:

psycheterminal:

Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost

Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!

It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.

I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?

How many relationships? How much writing?

You may think this won’t happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.

Back up your files! Download anything you’ve saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!

Here is a program that lets you download any and all of your discord DMs, your servers, everything. You can set the format (raw text, html (dark and light), and others. You can even download the uploaded files not just the text, though that may be just for the command-line version not the GUI window version.

Please back up your conversations, your stories. I have a backup of everything I care about that runs once a week, with full attachment backups every several months. I write stories on discord, and would be devastated if someone happened to them. You have to have your own local copies of every file you care about.

bright-eyed-sunshine:

psycheterminal:

Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost

Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!

It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.

I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?

How many relationships? How much writing?

You may think this won’t happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.

Back up your files! Download anything you’ve saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!

Here is a program that lets you download any and all of your discord DMs, your servers, everything. You can set the format (raw text, html (dark and light), and others. You can even download the uploaded files not just the text, though that may be just for the command-line version not the GUI window version.

Please back up your conversations, your stories. I have a backup of everything I care about that runs once a week, with full attachment backups every several months. I write stories on discord, and would be devastated if someone happened to them. You have to have your own local copies of every file you care about.

vrumblr:

residentwhatever:

headspace-hotel:

spacemancharisma:

wanted to share my favorite tiktok

this has a very Vine energy and I like it

[Video ID:

There is a poster on a store wall that says ‘Halloween is here,’ but there is a line break separating ‘Halloween’ to ‘Hallo’ and ‘Ween.’

Man behind camera: Hallo! Ween is here!

The camera pans to another man who strums a small string instrument.

Other man: I am Ween

End ID]

What’s the description leaves out is that “Hallo! Ween is here!” Is said in a very silly, perky German accent.

ashstfu:

my-random–thoughts-deactivated:

the-haiku-bot:

dabwax-deactivated20250410:

handmedownpocketpussy:

rimonoroni:

you have GOT to be able to admit when you’ve believed something bigoted in order to improve as a human being. like you NEED to be able to handle that if you want to act in line with your values

I just want to add that bigotry is a marble layercake, it’s not a black and white infographic of good versus bad.

Some bigotry is up front, “Oh, why do I assume that particular accent makes that person sound stupid?” and easy to point out to yourself

Some bigotry is more hidden, “I feel unsafe in certain locations, despite no signs of danger” which could very well not be bigotry but you gotta get in the habit of questioning those knee jerk reactions before just blindly assuming you’re having them for valid reasons

A lot of bigotry is just stuff you learned and never unlearned, so when it’s pointed out to you your first response is NO! THAT’S A REAL THING I LEARNED! the best antidote to this is learning that we are all ignorant gits and lifelong learners, and it’s ok to be wrong.

Learn to laugh at yourself and you’ll have less hard of a time unlearning stuff I promise

Yes, but: admit this to yourself, your safe folks to vent to, your journal

Not to those marginalized people specifically

It gets really tiring getting people telling you “I was really intersexist and used intersexist slurs and parroted medicalization language without thought, and now I don’t” on your posts or in the tags of your posts or to your face even. Like yeah, we’ve all been shitty. How am I supposed to respond to that? Sympathy? Praise? I appreciate when people do better, but it’s an awkward and power imbalanced sort of interaction imo

We need to acknowledge our past harm to do better - but without expecting those people we may have harmed to need to see our inner work. Show your growth with current actions to those people, stand in solidarity as an ally, and know the inner work never stops.

Yes, but: admit this

to yourself, your safe folks to

vent to, your journal

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-hipster-nugget:

Jeremy wishes he were the protagonist of a mafia bosses son romcom. Instead he is in fnaf… he’s not mad Michael, just disappointed

midnightnautilus:

thowawayuntilfurthernotice:

Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

whistles

trips

Oh no!! I just tripped Over this rock in The Garden! They really need to put up some kind of Wall… and I dropped my Link all over the ground…

I really need To Watch where I’m going, geez…

kihynnie-deactivated20250131:

astarlingdiscovery:

15% ears by volume.

hemipenal-system:

do not be a corporate drone. find some cute girl who will put open source software on you. you deserve better than purple lights and a number