himejoshikomaeda:

himejoshikomaeda:

my fucking dad used my phone number to sign up for some kind of democrat campaign bullshit so now i’m being flooded with texts from tim walz referring to me by my dad’s name

LOL

118sexen:

L + ratio + wouldnt love you if you were a worm

good-fwiend-in-wome:

paintdoktahwho:

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google it

animentality:

nat-the-octo:

Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

kermitlesbian:

kermitlesbian:

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

protectoursharks:

The shape of a fish’s caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?

caats:

magnetothemagnificent:

magnetothemagnificent:

Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of ‘Finding Nemo’ because she thought Coral’s death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo’s parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad’s biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that’s what happened with Nemo. It wasn’t until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn’t know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

#this is why ya gotta show your kids age appropriate scary things#otherwise they inflict the legal system on unsuspecting fish

derinthescarletpescatarian:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

hockles:

When did tumblr almost double the yearly subscription cost?!

People in the notes are like “I subscribe to get rid of ads” and I gotta be honest, I’d completely forgotten that Tumblr even had ads.

bathroomcube:

this is what pretty much every terf blogs look like to me

meow-moment:

meow-moment:

meow-moment:

meow-moment:

meow-moment:

creating a new OC. He’s a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He’s like the doctor house of kink because he’s the only one in his field capable of getting results. He’s massively overworked and he’s been IP banned from the e621 forums.

His name is Doctor RJ Yiphman and he’s one wrong move away from getting fired.

Doctor Yiphman treats more patients

Yiphman’s back

mysharona1987:

caffeinated-science:

gumbootsoup:

taylor swift definitely shouldn’t be using a private plane so often she can produce 8,300 tons of CO2 every year.

however, i think she’s a nice distraction for megacorps because she is a real human person with a name and face, unlike a megacorp with dozens of different subsidiaries so no one realizes they own the entire market

in 2021, Berkshire Hathaway produced 72 million tons of CO2 pollution.

exxon mobil produced 44 million tons of CO2 pollution.

blackstone produced 12 million tons of CO2 pollution.

the US government produced 44 million tons of CO2 pollution.

for reference, at her current rate, it would take taylor swift 120 years to produce 1 million tons of CO2 pollution.

source: umass 100 polluters index

https://peri.umass.edu/greenhouse-100-polluters-index-current

st5lker:

help

oarfjsh:

himejoshikomaeda:

himejoshikomaeda:

if you’ve ever kept any kind of bug as a pet (i used to raise madagascar hissing cockroaches, myself), then it is pretty obvious that they have feelings and are capable of great individuality and even personality among members of their own species. there is a tendency to not be willing to admit this, which i think comes from a place of convenience moreso than of ignorance. it’s not that people don’t know bugs are little animals, it’s that thinking of them that way makes life a bit more complicated. still, it’s not like i’m going to give up fly paper…

the final sentence from that article that’s going around right now pretty much sums it up

f0odnl0ve:

I like to think he acts like an animal sumtimes n grooms her randomly n she’s just used to it n loves it ☺️☺️❤️

rionsanura:

waterloggedgarden:

catchymemes:

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

They could also say it about particle collision records

splankie:

happy ace week to my asexual aromantic agender aggressive icon <3

24602060451:

a litter of baby geiger counters gathered around their mother clicking peacefully

snazzy-hats-and-adhd:

fnafmybeloved:

emofreakks:

legbootlegit:

legbootlegit:

“New York Style” cat scratching towers. Never forget playtime

Hijacker got stuck, America wins

somethingusefulfromflorida:

emptyheadgamer:

viejospellejos:

poqu:

autumn kitties

homosekularnost:

au where mensah never gets kidnapped & murderbot still has to write that note to go with the milu files

homosekularnost:

warmup

homosekularnost:

what a flop!

catcrumb:

ALT

fishandchips321:

ommanyte:

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

@brianllama

f0odnl0ve:

Y not?

esthermika:

petzah394-deactivated20250503:

adonis-bomb-emoji:

bunnie-killer-laser-beam:

datadegroove:

I’ve reblogged this post like 5 times but it genuinely sends me into hysteria every single time I literally freak out like the red sauce that makes me hurt myself and others

The what sauce

Bro doesn’t know about the red sauce

skibidi toilet is a metaphor for the cold war arms race

On Skibidi Toilet and Metaphors for Long Term Political and Historical Events

Media is an important part of human life in the modern world. It allows us to not just create and be entertained or informed, but also and most importantly to spread ideas and to do so far and wide, ideas that may be too complex to be shared concisely through classic forms. Today media creation and consumption is the most accessible it has ever been in humanity’s 12000 year history. Today’s form of media is therefore one of the most important characteristics of the Information age. Media today is most often hosted on the Internet with social media as the pioneer. Social media is often stricken with these things known as viral trends. One of them being Skibidi Toilet. In this essay I will

squeakitties:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

literally an ipad baby

ned7-what-now:

visenyaism:

visenyaism:

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

what in the

apas-95:

knowing anything about history is great because it makes you seem mentally insane

bunshr00m:

we as a fandom need to talk about the sandvich saga more like what do you mean the cast got bored and created this whole series where medic hallucinates that he is dying in the desert and they throw bread crusts at each other and spy has a crisis because he wishes he was a ballet dancer

i love you tf2 cast

card-of-the-day:

Today’s Card Is: Dwell on the Past

headspace-hotel:

ohdorotheabrooke:

leopardheart-deactivated2023022:

leopardheart-deactivated2023022:

it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

preach!

Gilgamesh fandom grab your ancient sumerian tablets

arynneva:

mecharose:

arynneva:

wait do people read first person stories and think they’re the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like “I would not do that” and I don’t understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn’t about you???? At least I thought it wasn’t. What am I missing? I’ve always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character’s mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

I see first person stories like I’m sitting down across from the narrator getting the wildest tea imaginable

Most accurate way to read a first person story

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

MSG is short for

Message

Madison Square Garden

Monosodium glutamate

Other

Nothing

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Tumblr’s collective braincell is working overtime today

byelacey:

dog shapes

gods-special-little-lobotomite:

andiv3r:

boy with tits vs girl with flat chest