September 2024

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I played a board game against Bill Cipher and lost. Since I lost, he removed 3 random steps from my stairs. We then had a rematch, which I won, and I got to turn all of Bill Cipher’s furniture a dull purple colour.

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I played a board game against Bill Cipher and lost. Since I lost, he removed 3 random steps from my stairs. We then had a rematch, which I won, and I got to turn all of Bill Cipher’s furniture a dull purple colour.

systemdeez:

pxunii:

LITERALLY ME!!!

i-am-a-fish:

foxes54321:

i-am-a-fish:

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

*nightmare

wnat the FUCK you activated my fight or flight

i-am-a-fish:

foxes54321:

i-am-a-fish:

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

*nightmare

wnat the FUCK you activated my fight or flight

only-cat-memes:

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

real-british-empire:

samahs-chaotic-mess:

th3-r4t-48:

ask-crow-aus:

the-thing-of-worms:

opalescent-apples:

ollietheoneandonly:

☕️

🍢

I get made into a food skewer???

🌃

The night life caught up with me

✅

what?

🤮

Makes sense

💎

what.

I can’t die but what the heck.

😄

🥣

Ooh a poisoned cereal!

thememedaddy:

thememedaddy:

thememedaddy:

atlas-the-worldbuilder:

eldritchjackalope:

eldritchjackalope:

bees-with-swords:

“Do you ever dream of land?” The whale asks the tuna.

“No.” Says the tuna, “Do you?”

“I have never seen it.” Says the whale, “but deep in my body, I remember it.”

“Why do you care,” says the tuna, “if you will never see it.”

“There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains.” Says the whale.

“They will disappear.” Says the tuna, “one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains.”

“Maybe I don’t want to forget,” Says the whale, “The forests were once my home.”

“I have seen the forests.” Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

“Tell me what you have seen,” says the whale.

“The forests spawned me.” Says the salmon. “They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home.”

“Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?” Asks the whale. “They have bounty of their own.”

“You forget,” says the salmon, “That the oceans were once their home.”

@bees-with-swords decided to do another pass at illustrating this two years later, your writing is so lovely

This is frikkin poetry, I love this so much.

atlas-the-worldbuilder:

eldritchjackalope:

eldritchjackalope:

bees-with-swords:

“Do you ever dream of land?” The whale asks the tuna.

“No.” Says the tuna, “Do you?”

“I have never seen it.” Says the whale, “but deep in my body, I remember it.”

“Why do you care,” says the tuna, “if you will never see it.”

“There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains.” Says the whale.

“They will disappear.” Says the tuna, “one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains.”

“Maybe I don’t want to forget,” Says the whale, “The forests were once my home.”

“I have seen the forests.” Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

“Tell me what you have seen,” says the whale.

“The forests spawned me.” Says the salmon. “They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home.”

“Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?” Asks the whale. “They have bounty of their own.”

“You forget,” says the salmon, “That the oceans were once their home.”

@bees-with-swords decided to do another pass at illustrating this two years later, your writing is so lovely

This is frikkin poetry, I love this so much.

hrsgrl16:

only-cat-memes:

@k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl

bees-official:

the-official-publix-deactivated:

boyhowdy5:

I love that the two genres of ‘miku from my culture’ posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing’ and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house’

actually its

-intricate traditional garments from other cultures

-American, british, Canadian, and Australian

Brazil miku was decidedly not wearing traditional garments

w1k:

Alright minecraft gang I need you to explain this to me.

I am a game developer, I understand how this is obviously a bizarre bug. What I don’t understand is how I have never seen anyone talk about it in a community that had one and a million creepypastas revolving around the early cursed versions of this game, and what *actually* caused it.

I have my theories mostly involving GL rendering bugs but that doesn’t quite explain it neatly and it’s honestly been haunting me since this super obscure memory came back to me. And no it’s not modded.

EDIT: People have been mentioning it’s likely an early minecraft desync bug, and I agree. The fact it’s chickens being lit on fire and there is a lava mot outside checks out. Even past me in the thread where that screenshot was taken thought it was just caused by chickens dying in the lava. Jury is still out on why the heck it specifically only showed down there, sometimes way farther through walls, and why it was so persistent. Also why is a chicken this hecking big.

As such in the coming days I will probably be streaming myself trying to recreate the og castle as best as I remember it in the original version where this happened to try and recreate it. Wish me luck

EDIT2: I found the og gif showing the ghost and this is only raising more questions

depsidase:

chaos-creature-on-the-roof:

Thank you AO3 Volunteers for working so hard to keep the site up and running!

repulsivethoughts:

ALL OF THEM!

added the few more cards I wanted and slightly modified the first ones so they could match better :3

repulsivethoughts:

ALL OF THEM!

added the few more cards I wanted and slightly modified the first ones so they could match better :3

repulsivethoughts:

ALL OF THEM!

added the few more cards I wanted and slightly modified the first ones so they could match better :3

memewhore:

slate021:

trying a simple style to get back into practice aha

neptunedotnet:

wow, this leaked scene from the minecraft movie looks great

whereisthesun:

I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i

talesfromdapunchbowl:

ALT

theinfiknight:

lakuronekobaka:

digdeepergravedigger09:

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

Look at how pretty the light is falling on my wall 🌟

Ignore sasuke

Stop making fun of my room

I don’t know if there are even 10k tumblr users who’ve watched naruto still on this website

THEN WHY MY NARUTO ART ONLY GETS 20 REBLOGS OUT OF WHICH 10 ARE ME

Are you a 17th century Dutch Milkmaid

[id : the milkmaid painting by Johannes Vermeer but with naruto art that is not prison wall sasuke edited in]

*Sigh*

[Correction to the ID: the naruto art edited in is very much prison wall sasuke. End correction]

I hate you all so much

everythingfox:

He had 1 job

ridragon:

Ik drawing for yourself and only yourself is important but one note on art you thought looked decent hurts still lmao

mon3trous:

lilyblisslys:

lilyblisslys:

if Kermit the frog slid in your DMs but you knew he was in a committed monogamous relationship with miss piggy would you still let him hit?

Kermit infidelity

yes

no

Only kissing

See Results

follow up: miss piggy slides in your DMs, but you know she’s in a committed monogamous relationship with Kermit.

Do you let her hit?

Yes

No

Only kissing

See Results

najahmeq:

Welcome

I do not know when we will publish about what is really happening here. Life has begun to narrow around us. My children are calling on you from Gaza😔 for help to escape from this unmerciful world. Please participate and donate, even if a small amount of money. Make the world see what these children are suffering from hunger, disease and homelessness. Are these children to blame for what? gets here😭😔

Thank you for listening

https://gofund.me/a25b42f8

permetutotheworld:

plutoarttv:

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

fuzzyizmit:

strangelittlestories:

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

depsidase:

parentheses-posts:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

analyticrambles:

hollowboobtheory:

frankierotwinkdeath:

frankierotwinkdeath:

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

that’s a fucking abysmal number that’s pathetic. there really is no excuse for this

Fascinated by the two hundred and sixty-one M/M Taylor Swift fics

They’re the ones where she gets sold to One Direction (the boys make out with each other not her)

This post has 8 sets of parentheses.

roach-works:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

witchlinda:

Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of “Thriller” by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers

This isn’t. Physically possible. The hoop throws.

hi! what the fuck.

roach-works:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

witchlinda:

Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of “Thriller” by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers

This isn’t. Physically possible. The hoop throws.

hi! what the fuck.

finleyforevermore:

apofiss:

Big frog smol frog! 🐸… wallpaper link HERE! ^o^

@little-lee-froggie @ofthefrogs @frogmanfae

liberalsarecool:

Men/boys are conditioned to ignore their feelings and emotions. Men/boys with actual emotional intelligence are ridiculed by insecure peers as feminine.

This is how gun culture controls insecure men.

Insecure men use guns before dealing with their emotions.

frigidmusings:

noknowshame:

noknowshame:

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

Tags via @noknowshame

You don’t get to leave this in the tags

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

This comment makes me feel less insane because I swear there has been a drastic increase in misogyny. I see (and hear) it all the time in ways I didn’t before

ur-local-ghost-pal:

Everyone say it with me, the disability comes before the diagnosis ever can/does. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

bettinalevyisdetermined:

goldenhawk18550:

thatofabeavers:

ankoku-teion:

engineer-snom:

thedragonlordofpunz:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

heotasy:

roach-works:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

heroofthreefaces:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

stavarosthearcane:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

wow if only you had a time machine

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

Ummmmm

Hooow? I think the matrix messed up

cc( . )_)
Quite the interesting conundrum.

Waiting for @bettinalevyisdetermined to pick this up

Isn’t it obvious? They had a time machine!

Let’s see who gets to this first, @bettinalevyisdetermined or P.M SeymourVA

Lol, why not both? XD

maibel-mai:

I saw that a lot of people liked the idea and well in the end I decided to do this as a before nari gets the loyalty necklace sjsj

I still don’t know if I’m going to make an elaborate story about all this but I’ll probably post random drawings as they occur to me

(I don’t know much English so if I make any mistakes let me know!)

jv:

liberalsarecool:

Trump has no understanding of tariffs, nor economics, nor anything involving facts.

While all of that it’s true, I don’t think people who points this out is getting the picture. Yes, this is right. But that’s the point of tariffs. Their point is not “we are going to pay foreign companies taxes for things they do in their own country”, but “we are going to make the local companies who import stuff from abroad pay extra taxes on those products, so it’s more competitive for them to get them from local shops instead of abroad”.

Which, you know, it’s not necessarily a bad thing in the long term. sometimes. or not. It’s complicated.