September 2024

apas-95:

It is genuinely comedic that the USAmerican psyche was so irrevocably distraught, after its century of flattening cities whole, by the loss of two single buildings.

ashenmind:

ashenmind:

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts:

ot3:

hecknopnffandom:

This remains a fanfiction masterpiece in what not to write.

ok whos gonna leak the source on this one for me

phineas and ferb heritage post

punkitt-is-here:

happy 1 year anniversary to the time i did this to my buds

ooppo:

ooppo:

ooppo:

ooppo:

ooppo:

You ever start a

post and finish it the next day? No? How about when you start a

post and finish it the next month? No? Well how about when you start a

You piece of shit don’t you fucking dare ruin my post

POST AND FINISH IT THE NEXT YEAR? NO? WELL HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU START A

heartspark:

Did a super quick 30 Minute warmup of editing the sheep from minecraft for fun 🐑🌸


I wish they put effort into making this thing look cuter cause I would have 100% bought some pink sheep plushies

freshcupofangst:

Some favorites from the teaser’s comment section

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

myrdin92:

littleguysdaily:

there’s some upsides to these sorts of things

fits in pocket btw

Would you say it was a… Pocket Monster?

Not without a top notch legal team backing me

I am so fucked

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

myrdin92:

littleguysdaily:

there’s some upsides to these sorts of things

fits in pocket btw

Would you say it was a… Pocket Monster?

Not without a top notch legal team backing me

I am so fucked

syn4k:

one of my favorite and most underrated animator on youtube, Boranium Art, whose work is beautiful and who does remakes of movie trailers/teasers in the MCSM style, just posted this.

it is so fucking over for warner brothers. i cant wait

eliza-forget:

Narinder and young Leshy

Content plan for today that’s all xD

jojo-schmo:

How to turn off AI Training of your content on Web and Mobile:

On a Web Browser:

I had some trouble finding this option. My first instinct was to click the settings button on the left, but that’s where it is!

First, you’ll click the name of your blog on the left sidebar to bring it up on your browser.

Then click “Blog settings” on the right sidebar once your blog is brought up. That’s where they’re hiding it.

Click “Prevent Third-Party Sharing” under the Visibility section, and bam! You’re done.

On Mobile:

Thankfully it’s much easier on mobile. Just click the Gear icon on your blog’s page, to go to settings.

Scroll all the way down until you see Visibility, then toggle the Prevent third-party sharing option for your blog!!

If you disable this setting on mobile, it automatically synced it to my web browser settings, too. …But if you use both Web and Mobile, I would still highly recommend double checking that it actually turned off on both!!

Check that it’s turned off on your side blogs too! And check your settings every now and then anyway to ensure that it’s staying turned off, because if my memory serves right, some other websites will pull some shenanigans on things like this and opt you back in without telling you!

Leave Feedback on New Features at Tumblr Support Here!! Let Staff know however we can that having our content fed to AI at their whim is unacceptable.

And if you have the option to poison your art with Nightshade or Glaze, keep it up!!

hellyesbro:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

how could you forget

hellyesbro:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

how could you forget

sunsetsands:

hellenar-ts:

i made this meme in a blind rage

pjackk:

Its hard to use parking lot without smashing into lots of other cars but thabkfuly i think its cheap to get it fixed so no harm no fowl

bearofohu:

dangerousskeletoncoptree:

flamin-neko:

Sometimes i just need to draw someting like this

@maryland-officially

dragon-in-a-fez:

a big part of Killing The Cop In Your Head that even a lot of ostensibly progressive adults absolutely do not want to do is controlling the urge to judge children at every opportunity. like oh are some kids hanging out skateboarding in the No Skateboarding Zone at the park? it becomes your business if one runs over your foot. otherwise shut the fuck up. and not just outwardly, you need to tell the critical voice in your head “actually this harmless moment of someone else’s everyday life has nothing to do with me and no one has asked for my opinion”

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

meawoo:

ma there’s a weird snowman outside

evil-scientist:

If you were a Mad Scientist, what would your gimmick be?

Robots/Engineering

Chemistry

Physics

Genetics/Biology

Other / More than one

See Results

Also if you’d like to elaborate on your gimmick you are welcome to add in the tags/replies!

blackestbileandsmoke:

glennisthemenace-deactivated202:

why do bat eared foxes look like they’re being bullied ,,,,

Same creature

depsidase:

goopy-amethyst:

goopy-amethyst:

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

The funniest person in this entire post

warning-heckboop:

shuttershocky:

Western passport holders will never understand. To go anywhere with a third worlder passport like a Filipino one, you need your tax returns, certificate of employment, bank statements, marriage certificates, sometimes a recommendation from a citizen of the country you want to travel to, everything possible to prove that you have a job and a family at home and you’re not planning to be an illegal immigrant, JUST to get hit with a rejection because the embassy didn’t believe you had enough proof.

Did you have travel plans? Already booked the plane tickets and hotels? Fuck you, better hope they issue refunds (they don’t).

iamoutofideas:

lakemojave:

You don’t like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

saanphoenix:

captainjonnitkessler:

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it’s all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what’s going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that’s going on

Yeah, there’s a surprising amount of people who just…don’t interact with the union they are in at all. At all. And then complain when shit gets voted in they didn’t want.

Maybe get involved. Show up to shit. Just a thought.

saanphoenix:

captainjonnitkessler:

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it’s all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what’s going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that’s going on

Yeah, there’s a surprising amount of people who just…don’t interact with the union they are in at all. At all. And then complain when shit gets voted in they didn’t want.

Maybe get involved. Show up to shit. Just a thought.

canonically47:

we as a society moved on from the mitchells vs the machines way too fast

theconceptofsummer:

meshaamem-li:

notahorseindisguise:

#bro is immortal and those are the names of his matesALT

@bluehairedemon you can’t hide this in the tags

atlas-the-worldbuilder:

eldritchjackalope:

eldritchjackalope:

bees-with-swords:

“Do you ever dream of land?” The whale asks the tuna.

“No.” Says the tuna, “Do you?”

“I have never seen it.” Says the whale, “but deep in my body, I remember it.”

“Why do you care,” says the tuna, “if you will never see it.”

“There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains.” Says the whale.

“They will disappear.” Says the tuna, “one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains.”

“Maybe I don’t want to forget,” Says the whale, “The forests were once my home.”

“I have seen the forests.” Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

“Tell me what you have seen,” says the whale.

“The forests spawned me.” Says the salmon. “They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home.”

“Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?” Asks the whale. “They have bounty of their own.”

“You forget,” says the salmon, “That the oceans were once their home.”

@bees-with-swords decided to do another pass at illustrating this two years later, your writing is so lovely

This is frikkin poetry, I love this so much.

amalifox:

Things I drew yesterday

DRAMA QUEEN GREEN LET’S GOOOOO

mammalidentifier:

headspace-hotel:

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

augustdementhe:

seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2:

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.

i love it, sniff animal

sniff animal saturday

Sniff animal

Aardvark (Orycteropus afer)

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

calware:

calware:

i implore you all to watch this video that my mom took and sent me

YES EXACTLY!!! environmental storytelling

septicake:

virtualgirladvance:

lilithtransrights:

virtualgirladvance:

virtualgirladvance:

It’s wild that trans peeps will find every trans person hot except the one in the mirror. So sad

Tapping the sign again

Self callout

im going to shoot you

you’ll never take me alive!!!!

arrimorr:

They got tired of the drama and eloped… together…

rillabel:

transactinides:

transactinides:

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

NEVERMIND.

oca-love:

My Book in the top ten again - Yee and haw !

aidenwaites:

aidenwaites:

I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I’m strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think “huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today” and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

 a screenshot of tags by user the-lunar-system, reading: And then the wizard transes your gender for five hundred dollars in his basement. End ID. ALT

And then the wizard transes your gender for $500 in his basement

aidenwaites:

aidenwaites:

I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I’m strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think “huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today” and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

 a screenshot of tags by user the-lunar-system, reading: And then the wizard transes your gender for five hundred dollars in his basement. End ID. ALT

And then the wizard transes your gender for $500 in his basement

trans-humanoid-automaton:

nudityandnerdery:

hobgobknowsbest:

mornington-the-crescent:

reikacchan:

don’t give up

makes me just think of this poem by Caitlin Seida