September 2024

astronomical-bagel:

mitzo:

princessmo:

mitzo:

princessmo:

mitzo:

princessmo:

mitzo:

princessmo:

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it’s for school bitch

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

thank you jesse

schizsune:

your friends & partners will actually love it if you enforce your boundaries b/c then they will never again need to guess if they’re ever making you uncomfortable & don’t know. healthy living tip :)

rubynyoro-n:

syntheticstar:

rubynyoro-n:

rubynyoro-n:

rubynyoro-n:

rubynyoro-n:

Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

When you say “degenerate art” do you know what you’re fucking invoking

Some random guy in the “degenerate art exhibition” in Germany in 1937 idk it’s probably not important

Today I learnt something new. And am such emboldended to call myself a degenerate in so so many more ways!

No, I don’t think the fascist schools of thought used to deem people unworthy of life is a fun quirky thing to describe yourself with actually

cognitiveinequality:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Twitter thread from  Dr Sarah Taber (@SarahTaber_bww) that reads:

Hi! Crop scientist here. This "male trees are a capitalist scam" idea worked its way to TikTok from a hustler named Tim Ogren.

Spreading this disinfo around is just doing free advertising for him.ALT
Most tree species have both male and female flowers. And/or, every single flower on the tree has both pollen & ovaries.

There are no "male vs female trees" for most species. It is impossible to plant only male trees.

So this is bullshit right off the bat lol

Trees do not respect the human gender binary

you could say the reason we have so much pollen is not landscaping, capitalism, or "botanical sexism," it's just that trees are super fuckin queer

and you would be right.

The biggest pollen offenders tend to be 2 classes of plants:

-Pines, oaks, maples, & other shade trees that have both M &F flowers.

-Ragweed & other "soft" weeds in untended lots. Not street trees.ALT
Also the idea that all that pollen floats around bc "there aren't enough tree pussies to catch it" is WOW, I love it

In a 100% gender-balanced forest you'd still have ~8 bazillion pollen grains for every ovary because pollen is just a lot cheaper to grow than eggs.

Pollen is so cheap that trees can afford to make extra. Like, a LOT of extra.

Wind pollination is also imprecise! You don't have bees that are gonna carry the pollen to its destination for you. It's a game of numbers. You gotta make clouds of that shit to land any on a seed.

That's why there are clouds of pollen in the spring.

It's not because of capitalist cityscaping.

It's because of nature. That's evolution & plain old math. That's how wind pollination works! You gotta fill the air with pollen!

If cities had lots of pollen bc of landscaping decisions, then you'd expect it to be better in rural areas.

But it's not!

Spring pollen is WORSE in rural areas

because there are MORE TREES.

More trees, more tree jizz.ALT
The best I can figure with this guy's whole scam is he heard about ginkgoes, which are the ONE (1) common species of urban shade tree where an individual is either male or female.

and then he started telling people ALL trees work like that, because he is a scammer.

The thing you have to understand about ginkgoes is the female trees aren't just "messy." Mess means flies & rats. Having worked in orchards, people from outside do not understand how the ground in an apple orchard can wind up caked in applesauce. So many flies. Eesh.

(if you're thinking "but I picked apples in an orchard once & it was fine"

that's because that grove got extra landscaping for the tourists, paid for by agritourism money. that ain't gonna fly with municipal budgets.)

So the mess alone is a valid reason, for ginkgoes, to only go with male trees.

People talk about "learning from the wisdom of the past." You know what people in the past did? Kept orchards & other very-messy farming practices *outside the city*! Because flies & rats!

Urban fruit trees are a terrible proposal. Not a good solution for providing food, and a rat & fly problem waiting to happen.

If you have to do urban orchards, do nuts! They're cleaner, make more food value, & more compatible w human density.ALT
The thing about nuts though is every single tree has both male & female flowers & they're wind-pollinated.

They make HUGE pollen clouds.

So yeah "fix allergy problems by planting female food trees" is junk science.

So yeah there's a guy with a "consulting firm" who runs around telling people he can make allergies go away by getting trees to fuck more.

He threw in juuuuust enough "blame capitalism" to hijack people's lived experience & carry his scam all over the internet.

He's even gotten his biologically illiterate teachings into relatively trusted publications like Atlas Obscura.ALT
The version of plant sex he gives in this article is just…not reality.

His story starts w "realizing that almost all the plants around him were male!"

Ya no shit dude, most plants have both M & F flowers. That's what you saw.

That's plant bio 101!

He's also got this lurid account of ginkgo sperm "trying to invade people's cells" and wow that much sexual assault imagery is both incorrect & a really effective scare tactic for tapping people's anxieties to sell his shit ideas. Well played, scam dude.

Like, the more I look at his stuff the more it looks like he's tapping into a lot of people's anxieties around sex as much as he is around capitalism.

Take it from an ex-mormon, sexual scare tactics just make everything weird LMAO

Ogren doesn't just take advantage of people's ignorance about plant sex. He's actively encouraging it so he can make money.

He's also taking advantage of people with a real problem, allergies, & selling them fake solutions. Again, to make money.ALT
This dude's shitty ideas used to just crop up every spring.

This is the first time I've seen it circulating in August!

We're really, really close to his personal marketing bullshit becoming how most people think plants work.

That fuckin sucks.

In summary, there are a LOT of things we should be more thoughtful about when it comes to urban & household tree plantings.

Water efficiency, whether the wood is soft & they'll fall over & crush things, not planting invasive species, how they look, amt of shade, wildlife value.

But this whole "male trees bad" schtick is some bullshit because "male trees" barely even exist.

Yes there have been changes in pollen abundance over time!

And it's because of CLIMATE CHANGE.ALT

nickyflowers:

had a dream about getting addicted to vaseline on toast. my girlfriend crying, begging me to stop eating “that miserable greasy toast”

elhamabujabal:

bamsara:

Concept comic for a scene I’m writing for Trod

Takes place in the before-Shamura and mass dissention arc. I think the menticide mushrooms would react horrifically combined with godhood. Instead of seeing things that aren’t real, they see real things they’re not supposed to

zmpl:

peace and love on the webkinz subreddit

girlgrimer:

girlgrimer:

How are my sweetie pees

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

hellpupp:

ceasarslegion:

Internet mobs will be like “why doesnt anyone just ADMIT when theyre WRONG anymore??!!” and then treat someone like they deserve the death penalty because they said something off-colour on twitter when they were 14

No one will admit that they were wrong if you treat being wrong like its an eternal indictment against them with no chance for rehabilitation

these tags, tbh. we fucked up when we allowed “the people you hurt aren’t obligated to accept your apology” to shift into “…so you have to shut up and accept whatever abuse is hurled your way no matter what, forever, and if you ever say anything about it, you’re deflecting and playing the victim.”

all this accomplishes is driving people to double down & refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing, bc to admit fault would be to accept that you’re a Bad Person, which means you deserve whatever you get.

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

People will really be like “citizens aren’t their governments and don’t deserve to be punished for the actions of extremist politicians— unless it’s a country that I personally don’t like, then every citizen deserves to be tortured and murdered 🥰”

Oh, and if you’re reading this post and thinking “but [insert country] is the exception because—” then this post is about you.

bamsara:

scratch scratch

bamsara:

scratch scratch

txttletale:

my strongest doctor who opinion from which all my others flow is that the show is fundamentally at its best when the doctor is neither straightforwardly heroic nor admirable. the doctor should be a self-absorbed douchebag loser in a shitty car backpacking through the universe like a european student but somehow more chauvinistic. and then when they are heroic it should be because simply at their heart they are 1. a chronically nosy meddler who can’t leave well enough alone and 2. and this is the important part, a fundamentally decent person despite all their flaws who will always try their best to help.

Youve heard of Mo deng, have you heard of Pesto the giant baby penguin?

nicolae-carpathia:

3liza:

beesmygod:

ITS INSANE HOW BIG THE PENGUIN IS, FRANKLY. ITS LIKE A BOWLING BALL


pesto IS huge but I also love taking the opportunity to tell people about how big penguins actually are. the penguins used in movies and the most common ones in zoos are the little guys, pesto is a king penguin, they’re slightly smaller than emperor penguins and normal adults are already the size of a human child. so who knows how big pesto will be

i had never heard of pesto before this post (the penguin, i mean, not the italian culinary paste) but i’m glad i did. he’s so big! he’s such a big penguin! i love him

bemusedlybespectacled:

shdwsilk:

gunsandfireandshit:

sitta-pusilla:

The US finally takes aim at truck bloat - The Verge

This week, the US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) stunned safety advocates by proposing new vehicle rules that it says will help reduce pedestrian deaths in America. The new rules appear aimed directly at the trend of increasingly massive SUVs and trucks, which have been shown to be more deadly to pedestrians than smaller and midsize vehicles.

Never in its 50-plus years in existence has the regulator issued new rules for automakers requiring them to change their vehicle designs to better prevent pedestrian fatalities. If enacted, the new rules could change how vehicles are designed in the US — permanently.

“It’s good to see NHTSA acknowledge that a myopic focus on pedestrian detection — which is imperfect — is no substitute for actually regulating car bloat,” said David Zipper, a senior fellow at the MIT Mobility Initiative and a Verge contributor

In recent years, NHTSA has issued a handful of new requirements aimed at reducing the number of pedestrian deaths. Earlier this year, the agency announced that automatic emergency braking would be required in all new vehicles. It also updated the New Car Assessment Program (NCAP), also known as the five-star safety rating, to account for technology that can help reduce pedestrian injuries and deaths. But it’s never before taken aim at vehicle design.

The rules announced this week would update the Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards (FMVSS), the government’s bible for everything that’s required in a new vehicle before it’s sold — from steering wheels to rearview mirrors — to set testing procedures to simulate head-to-hood impact, with the aim of reducing head injuries. If enacted, automakers will have to test their vehicles using crash test dummies representing adult and child pedestrians for the first time. NHTSA says the changes could save up to 67 lives every year.

“The US has never used pedestrian crash test dummies officially,” said Angie Schmitt, author of Right of Way: Race, Class, and the Silent Epidemic of Pedestrian Deaths in America. “I thought they were going to continue to avoid doing that even though Congress had sort of told them to do this — but apparently not.”

The proposed rules come amid a deadly period for pedestrians in this country. Each year, cars kill roughly 40,000 Americans. But while automakers have become very good at protecting people inside of vehicles, they have essentially neglected the safety of people outside of them.

SUVs and trucks, two of the most popular segments in the US, have become larger and heavier than ever before. In 2023, 31 percent of new cars in America weighed over 5,000 pounds (2.27 tons), compared to 22 percent in 2018, according to a recent investigation by The Economist. And with the shift to electric vehicles, many of those vehicles have become even heavier. The Ford F-150 Lightning has a curb weight of around 6,500 pounds, roughly 60 percent heavier than its gas equivalent.

Meanwhile, pedestrian deaths have skyrocketed in recent years. Between 2013 and 2022, pedestrian fatalities increased 57 percent, from 4,779 to 7,522, NHTSA reports. In 2022, 88 percent of pedestrian deaths occurred in single-vehicle crashes.

“I think it will exert positive pressure,” Schmitt said of the new proposal, “and maybe rein in some of the industry’s worst excesses.”

The shape of a vehicle, especially the hood, also plays a critical role in determining whether a pedestrian can survive being struck. Vehicles with hood heights of more than 40 inches and blunt front ends angled at greater than 65 degrees were 44 percent more likely to cause fatalities, according to the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety.

Automakers often point to the increasing use of technology in vehicles — cameras, blindspot detection, automatic braking — to help reduce pedestrian deaths. But rarely do they address the role that vehicle design plays in crash fatalities. That’s because big trucks and SUVs are not only popular but also better moneymakers than smaller vehicles. SUVs have a profit margin that’s 10–20 percent higher than smaller cars because they command a higher price while costing only slightly more to manufacture.

Safety advocates celebrated the news, while also noting that vehicle design is only one piece in a large, complex puzzle to make roads safer. That includes lower speed limits, infrastructure improvements, and increased enforcement of traffic laws. Many note that Europe has already gone much further to protect pedestrians, enacting rules that would prevent many of the largest vehicles produced by US manufacturers from being sold on the continent.

“Considering NHTSA estimates the new standard would save 67 lives a year, it is a step in the right direction, but it still falls behind what Europe has successfully done,” Cathy Chase, president of Advocates for Highway and Auto Safety, said. “Numerous proven solutions must be employed to improve the safety of all vulnerable road users.”

The new NHTSA proposal is an important step, but it’s just the first of many needed to turn this crisis around.

This is the ideal truck body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

yes! next step: ditch the giant suv tax break https://www.inc.com/dan-furman/the-suv-tax-deduction-loopholeis-alive-well-but-its-not-what-you-think-it-is.html

I’d argue that this is not only important for pedestrians (a mom in florida ran over her daughter dropping her off for school like last month, and that happens a lot because of how high set SUVs are), but also drivers of LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN SUV.

the one* thing I miss about my old car (a secondhand Subaru Forester, which is a small SUV) over my new car (a Subaru Impreza, a small sedan) is being able to see around corners when another car is next to me. i have trouble making righthand turns if an SUV or truck is to my left because I can’t see around them at all to know if there’s oncoming traffic.

*I also miss being able to drive in high winds without feeling like I’m going to get blown around like a leaf but that’s relatively minor

thinkspam:

dragon-in-a-fez:

sycamorality:

fluff-e-boy:

Graphic design is my passion

reblog to grab your mutuals with tongs like this

solid orange cat management strategy also

cute-catts:

That sound 😭😅

goldensunset:

‘do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work’ thank you for asking! yes i do

bamsara:

bamsara:

Narinder: never mind my failed assassination attempts, im going to kill you one day and i hope every waking second you have is in fear of my soon to be revenge. die

Lamb, who’s blood pressure lowers when Narinder enters the room: okie dokie <3

Narinder/The One Who Waits: befriended a distrustful-of-gods angry Lamb at their first meeting, provided emotional comfort and company over several hundred years, showed patience and care to someone he saw as an equal when he shouldn’t have, would ask the Lamb to die just to have ‘sleepovers’ in the afterlife that had nothing to do with their mission to free him:

Narinder: idk why the Lamb is so comfortable around me, their biggest threat. hmm. they must be stupid. yes thats it.

sandmandaddy69:

mariacallous:

javarisx-fightingthosedemons:

kineticpenguin:

image

jessebloom:

sweatermuppet:

right out the womb i knew i was destined to be a loser fail fag homo

teathattast:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

batcatyurimoved:

you guys know that knowing lots about something isn’t the only way to have a special interest right. right. you know that for some of us a special interest means starting the same cartoon over as soon as we finish it and not like. doing analysis or whatever just watching it over and over. right. you know that not every autistic person is highly intelligent or even like. smart. right

canineentity:

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

arte-na-box:

Slip of tongue

minart-was-taken:

Moo Deng and Pesto gijinkas?! Not sure how we got here but here we are.

babyfoxcollectionthings:

masklayer:

Wet Beast Rotation

riatagrace:

Can I get a hug from Leshy!

eliza-forget:

Yes

(Slow to answer questions, but yes)

aniimoni:

as promised

Used my other narilamb because they’re my old married couple.

Bonus:

Keep reading

strawdool:

art block be damned i can draw those fruitcakes on the rite of lust outfit

by-dying-i-live:

soundlessdragon:

soundlessdragon:

Two days ago my husband said “…and he was pissed” and I said “don’t say that around the kids!” so he corrected himself to “and he was liquid angry” and I’ve been laughing since

He is an ungrateful man 😔

outofcontextdiscord:

Discord lore update?

status-updates:

character-profiles:

Overview:

Discord’s Exclamania is essentially a reset starting right as the Interrobang War starts, this time with Terro being the one to declare war, and Status only coming in a bit later.

Nefarious and Sel aren’t here, but Artemis, Cleck and Hecx are active much earlier than their [tumblr] counterparts.

Prof, CMD, and Unskilled are also here early, and are the only ones who remember the events of [tumblr]’s Exclamania. They are currently trying to find each other and figuring out how to navigate D!Exclamania.

Redacted is also here earlier, but he is nothing like the [tumblr] counterpart. He is currently going under the name RE/CODED. He is now a cishet white man.

(Rest in pieces, Redacted.)

Terro, Mini, and Hecx, using a certain book a developer had snuck into the game, have accidentally summoned Bill Cipher, and got Mini possessed.


Specifics:

Keep reading

(important distinction, Status is basically how he was BEFORE any of the other statuses showed up.)

silkysong:

my bday is in 4 days but celebrating early come say hi

oneheadtoanother:

sssmiklo:

Blue lizard 💙

gayboygaming:

Alright i will simply stop thinking about gender related issues. If you have a gender dni

gayboygaming:

Alright i will simply stop thinking about gender related issues. If you have a gender dni

necrowyrm:

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called “hanging out”, obtained via such cruel tactics as “showing interest in stuff they like” and “being generally complimentary and charming”

flyingfishtailoutpost1:

mugwomps:

bunjywunjy:

jooshcraft:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

SHUT

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

I love how mom looks into the camera like “are you SEEING this shit?????”

apas-95:

hesperocyon-lesbian:

This is regarding an incident where Israel bombed dozens of Lebanese civilians using explosive pagers they slipped into the supply chain. Never let any of the people in this screenshot try to convince you they aren’t thrilled at the death of civilians as long as those civilians are Arabs

legitimately just an indiscriminate terror bombing of the sort that would be plainly reviled if it weren’t done by israel. slipping explosives into an intercepted shipment of civilian electronics most commonly used by, like, doctors. around 3000 civilians have been injured, and nine died, including a child. but no yeah epic meme, gay tumblr poster, your favourite ethnostate blew up the arab’s groins