You know how when you shine a laser at a helicopter the cockpit blares with alarms because it thinks a missile is locking on? Turns out they don’t take the implants out of mech pilots that function similarly once they’re discharged. Shine a laser at your mech pilot gf and watch her freak the fuck out.
oh yeah i had a fucked up dream about animal crossing where they released a new game and one of the features that was added in response to the criticism that the villagers were too bland in new horizons was that each villager had a personal quest you could do to learn more about them as individuals and it would usually be something pretty heartfelt but simple bevause there’s like 400 of those cunts to account for. but i was doing gaston’s quest and his quest was that he needed to have a drink delivered to him as fast as possible. like you literally only had 10 seconds to find him to deliver him this drink. if you delivered it in time he would just be like “oh thanks i really needed that” and all would be good. but if you failed to find him in time the next time you interacted with him he would literally fucking kill himself by drinking bleach in front of you with the game screen turning to static and then showing close ups of him slowly dying and choking and in agony. and them for the next day everybody would be “shame what happened to gaston :(” but would never comment on what the fuck happened and would move on the day after that. tje game would act like he just moved away. i’ve never even had gaston in any of my animal crossing towns in any of the games so idek why my dream singled him out to have this fucked up event?? i have no opinions on this guy i forget he exists most of the time??? and he fucking looks like this
told my flatmate about my dream and he said “i hope he becomes one of your favourites because of this so you will always be reminded of him viscerally dying in front of you” ??????? DUDE???????
I walk in to the Cassano, up to the first roulette-table and put all my money on black
the ball lands on red, I walk in to the Cassano, up to the first roulette-table and put all my money on red
the ball lands on black, I walk in to the Cassano, up to the first roulette-table, put down a new save and put all my money on black
the ball lands on red, I put all my money on red, the ball lands on black, I put all my money on black, the ball lands on red, I put all my money on black and the ball lands on 00
I look around, put all my money on black, looks at the croupier, the ball lands on red, I put all my money on black, the ball lands on red, I leave the table, I’m back at the table, I put all my money on red, the ball lands on black, I look around again, everything is the same, I put all my money on black
the ball lands on red, a thousand times I put my money on the table, a thousand times the ball lands on a different color, a thousand times I try to leave the table, a thousand times I end up back at it, I cant win, I cant leave, my whole being now only exists in these few moments of time, the faces of my fellow players grow familiar then start to diffuse and I put my money on red
I walk in to the Cassano, up to the first roulette-table and put all my money on black
the ball lands on red, I walk in to the Cassano, up to the first roulette-table and put all my money on red
the ball lands on black, I walk in to the Cassano, up to the first roulette-table, put down a new save and put all my money on black
the ball lands on red, I put all my money on red, the ball lands on black, I put all my money on black, the ball lands on red, I put all my money on black and the ball lands on 00
I look around, put all my money on black, looks at the croupier, the ball lands on red, I put all my money on black, the ball lands on red, I leave the table, I’m back at the table, I put all my money on red, the ball lands on black, I look around again, everything is the same, I put all my money on black
the ball lands on red, a thousand times I put my money on the table, a thousand times the ball lands on a different color, a thousand times I try to leave the table, a thousand times I end up back at it, I cant win, I cant leave, my whole being now only exists in these few moments of time, the faces of my fellow players grow familiar then start to diffuse and I put my money on red
one of my pettiest complaints about star trek is that they always say “hailing [the other ship]” and then 0.3 seconds later say “no response” as though they’re meant to have had time to even register they’re being hailed let alone RESPOND
All I need to do now is make it convenient to encode wungle text as well
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The extension will, due to googles restrictions, work on firefox and firefox for android.
I will look into potentially porting it to a bookmarklet or user script that will work on chrome/chromium based browsers as well.
About the flipping… That’s a non-critical part of the thing. I want to do it, and I probably will (there is still more important stuff that needs polishing) but right now the extensions functional without it.
I am currently waiting for Mozilla (the developers of firefox) to approve the extension.
nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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Just remembered that time I had a nightmare that I was banned from the wiki for “abusive commentary” and when I looked at what I said it was just me calling Alto Clef a twink.
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“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”
if there is one thing about fandom that is 100% true all of the time, without exception, it is that you can never get an entire fandom to agree on ANYTHING.
“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”
if there is one thing about fandom that is 100% true all of the time, without exception, it is that you can never get an entire fandom to agree on ANYTHING.
Tbh every time I pick a bunny im surprised by how unsqishy and bony they are. Except the really big ones that are like actually huge (like the ones that are almost ready to go)
ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.
“someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts” or maybe i’m in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i’m not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.
“I won’t perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed” is going straight into my permanent storage holy shit
ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.
“someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts” or maybe i’m in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i’m not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.
“I won’t perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed” is going straight into my permanent storage holy shit
Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop “Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced” and we all go “Yes. Of course. Absolutely.”
It’s so funny when even the most jaded haterly mfers on this website quietly nod and go “You’re right. I do think Bowser is a present father figure to his kids.”
depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge
Not actually trying to be mean cause I get it, its all good but.
Man everyone ever needs to shut the up down because steam is water vapor and smoke is what TF comes out of burning stuff machines I want to eat a car about this aharg
the coal boils the water. which makes the steam. nobody is saying smoke is steam.
