Some of you were never freaks against your will and it fucking shows.
Some of you view weirdness and normalcy as a choice you only made as an adult and it shows.
Some of you only ended up an outcast after your time in public school and it shows.
Some of you were good little Sunday school boys happy to pick on icky queers until it turned out you were one of them and by god, it fucking shows.
Some of you never confronted how your worldview is based on segmenting the entire population into “us” and “them” and the only thing that changed when you came out was the definitions of “us” and “them” and it shows.
Some of you would gladly call the cops on a homeless person screaming outside your apartment and it shows
Some of you view deviation from the norm as a failure of character and it shows.
toddler started playing a game a while ago where he points at dad and says “you’re [toddler]. I’m Dada” and then they roleplay being each other. I gotta say. the schadenfreude, the absolute satisfaction, when toddler says “eat your hot dog” and dad says “no! I want a lot!!” (imitating what the toddler does when he refuses to eat unless he is given a GIANT PILE of food, which he will eat approximately 5% of) and toddler says “you can have this” (exactly what we say to him in this situation) and dad says “I WANT A LOT!!” and the toddler tries to think of a way to convince him and says “EAT IT!!” with visible frustration. exquisite. incredible
really cannot emphasise enough that “All Men Bad” and “masculinity is inherently violent, dangerous, and evil” are load-bearing pillars of radfeminism and these ideas cannot have a place in any truly progressive queer theorising.
being very online but not Mainstream Online is so perplexing. wake up one day. timeline blowing up because allegedly popular streamer Dingleberry Dan was revealed to be blending small woodland creatures into his daily protein shakes every day for 7 years. you look him up. Dingleberry Dan is the all time most popular Bejeweled Deluxe and Snhebbles Return streamer in the world. he has 67 million subscribers on youtube and 41 million followers on twitter. there are countless friends on your timeline going “i’m absolutely mortified about Dingleberry Dan’s horrible critter emulsification atrocities” and “i’m really not at all surprised about Dingleberry Dan’s behavior but still disappointed” in 50/50 equal measure. and in 3 days people with the 🆖 emoji in their handle will defend him like their life depends on it by saying he’s integral to internet culture and he’s being unfairly cancelled. and then in like 4-5 years people will occasionally bring up “hey remember when Dingleberry Dan straight up admitted to turning bunnies and squirrls into slurry every day and people still kept supporting him and he’s still a multi-millionaire” but nothing really happens other than that
[Image one: closeup on someone’s hand opening a can of Coca-Cola. Image two: Landscape photo of Yellowstone National Park, two mountains in the background and a buffalo in the lower right hand corner.]
i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about
i’ve caught five mice with my bare hands so far. like i’ve just frozen and pounced on them arms first like a cat. i dropped several of them immediately after my brain kicked in and realised i don’t enjoy being bitten by mice but twice now i’ve just caught and successfully dispatched them after a prolonged moment of losing my shit while holding a mouse. like i joke privately about my beloved pet cat and family member kremen (rip) raising me better than my parents ever did but dude what the fuck. i just go into Predator Mode and pounce on these fucking mice. what the hell
this makes it funnier that when i was a kid i used to do co-op mouse hunting with our current (now old) cat snowbell. like he’d corner a mouse and i’d corner it too and wait until he moved into a good spot and i’d chase it out and he’d catch it. you guys fucking wish you were on the same level of warrior cats roleplay i was on. there is nothing wrong with me
i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about
i’ve caught five mice with my bare hands so far. like i’ve just frozen and pounced on them arms first like a cat. i dropped several of them immediately after my brain kicked in and realised i don’t enjoy being bitten by mice but twice now i’ve just caught and successfully dispatched them after a prolonged moment of losing my shit while holding a mouse. like i joke privately about my beloved pet cat and family member kremen (rip) raising me better than my parents ever did but dude what the fuck. i just go into Predator Mode and pounce on these fucking mice. what the hell
this makes it funnier that when i was a kid i used to do co-op mouse hunting with our current (now old) cat snowbell. like he’d corner a mouse and i’d corner it too and wait until he moved into a good spot and i’d chase it out and he’d catch it. you guys fucking wish you were on the same level of warrior cats roleplay i was on. there is nothing wrong with me
elon it’s me, your guardian angel. taylor swift has endorsed a political candidate you don’t like—you have to tell her you will make her bear your child. use the social media website you paid 40 billion dollars for. tell her you’ll put a baby in her goddamn belly. that’s normal behavior and it will definitely get everyone on your side
i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about
i’ve caught five mice with my bare hands so far. like i’ve just frozen and pounced on them arms first like a cat. i dropped several of them immediately after my brain kicked in and realised i don’t enjoy being bitten by mice but twice now i’ve just caught and successfully dispatched them after a prolonged moment of losing my shit while holding a mouse. like i joke privately about my beloved pet cat and family member kremen (rip) raising me better than my parents ever did but dude what the fuck. i just go into Predator Mode and pounce on these fucking mice. what the hell
this makes it funnier that when i was a kid i used to do co-op mouse hunting with our current (now old) cat snowbell. like he’d corner a mouse and i’d corner it too and wait until he moved into a good spot and i’d chase it out and he’d catch it. you guys fucking wish you were on the same level of warrior cats roleplay i was on. there is nothing wrong with me
i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about
i’ve caught five mice with my bare hands so far. like i’ve just frozen and pounced on them arms first like a cat. i dropped several of them immediately after my brain kicked in and realised i don’t enjoy being bitten by mice but twice now i’ve just caught and successfully dispatched them after a prolonged moment of losing my shit while holding a mouse. like i joke privately about my beloved pet cat and family member kremen (rip) raising me better than my parents ever did but dude what the fuck. i just go into Predator Mode and pounce on these fucking mice. what the hell
this makes it funnier that when i was a kid i used to do co-op mouse hunting with our current (now old) cat snowbell. like he’d corner a mouse and i’d corner it too and wait until he moved into a good spot and i’d chase it out and he’d catch it. you guys fucking wish you were on the same level of warrior cats roleplay i was on. there is nothing wrong with me
this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review
when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.
he expressed this as “the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig”
he expressed this as
“the farmer milks the cow and
then he porks the pig”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I really think you should have a self. Selves are great. Selfhood is one of the best kind of hoods there is and you can absolutely wrap yourself up in it. That said, you should have self-awareness to go with your self.
you call this place “wall greens” yet its walls… are not green? how very pecuilar…
ah i see now. so “walgreen” was a clan of bandits who conquered various, smaller apothecaries in order to acquire the vast empire they now sit upon. how very cruel, this “america”. you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them?
decided to take my new goat au shamura design for a spin and i actually really like it, might adjust it a bit more so its more symbolistic to the game buuuuuut personalliy i think they look badass
This song goes so well with this, I love drawing my ships with this song playing in the background.
Here’s also a little headcanon I got: The more Bishops get killed, the more mobility TOWW gets, since the chains get destroyed (that’s why they get to lay down like this later on)
