Webtoon’s new age rating standards say that a comic can’t be rated All Ages if it includes “Fully censored profanity (e.g., #$%^) in a few episodes”. Literally more restrictive than 1950s newspaper funnies!
The Berestain Bears would not be an all-ages series under Webtoon’s rating system:
Sensitive themes and topics
2 - Sensitive themes or topics such as self-harm, bullying, or abuse are mildly explored in some story arcs
Webtoon’s new age rating standards say that a comic can’t be rated All Ages if it includes “Fully censored profanity (e.g., #$%^) in a few episodes”. Literally more restrictive than 1950s newspaper funnies!
The Berestain Bears would not be an all-ages series under Webtoon’s rating system:
Sensitive themes and topics
2 - Sensitive themes or topics such as self-harm, bullying, or abuse are mildly explored in some story arcs
I…tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.
I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as “ecological deserts.”
Long story short, I’m offering a $100 (USD) bounty on the pack to the first person who can beat it. Video evidence (Twitch VODs, YouTube) to verify that it wasn’t cheated will be required before I grant the reward. Standard survival gamemode, no cheats, no LAN, no off-camera mining type shenanigans. All gamerules set to default except for the optional “crouch yourself to death” one.
This challenge is open to anyone, professional or casual player. Play by the rules, get to the end, bonk the dragon, end poem, and the money is yours. Bonus to anyone who has the “crouch yourself to death” gamerule enabled.
And if anyone makes this into a YouTube series or wants to livestream it, let me know. I’d love to watch and I might even say something helpful on occasion. I’ll probably subscribe or get a channel membership too if it’s available
(Please read the pack’s description before you commit to the challenge though) Good luck!
not a single person has downloaded my monstrosity in the few hours since I made this post. I want to see this modpack get played. And yes, I’m going to signal boost the heck out of this to a reasonable limit until it starts getting downloads again. (If you don’t want to see posts about the contest block the tag the Optimized Cursedness Challenge; if you don’t want to see any talk of the modpack at all block Optimized Cursedness)
I’m serious. There is an amount of money that is at least a hundred dollars on the line here, maybe more. It’s also just a really weird goofy pack for casual play.
My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.
maybe
how old is she
She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child
she looking for another dog?
NO
Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?
No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls
Volunteering to stand in as this person’s sister during this time of need
I have a name
This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder…
I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…
this will be 100k notes. I feel it.
Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing
My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.
maybe
how old is she
She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child
she looking for another dog?
NO
Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?
No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls
Volunteering to stand in as this person’s sister during this time of need
I have a name
This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder…
I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…
this will be 100k notes. I feel it.
Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing
Ah, I see you’ve reached the part of my mind where I store all of my deepest fears. Over there you’ll see my dad driving off while I’m returning the shopping cart. Classic. Oh what’s this we just walked by? Ah, it’s that mystery insect I saw in the locker room in 7th grade.
me: i wish there were some way to signal a footnote, censor profanity, or signify the correction of a typo
the ever-dependable asterisk:
hm. I do not think that is an asterisk. I think that may be An Bugs.
me: jeez there’s so many flying insects here in the forests and woodlands of southeastern australia and tasmania, if only there were an apex predator to control their population
we all got really lucky that alexander fleming wasn’t allergic to penicillin huh
imagine the guy who happens to discover the Mold That Heals You but unfortunately he’s part of the 10% of people who’s bodies turns it into the Mold That Kills You Harder
interesting how transmascs & transfems alike think losing weight is the answer to pass as our chosen gender…. almost as if fat people are never Truly afforded a passing gender regardless of trans status. as fat people we are never Truly seen as Men or Women. anyway fuck that notion & if u think u need to lose weight to pass that’s the devil talking
i’d also like to point out that this is a problem with people seeking to present androgynously. even androgyny must be skinny in the eyes of the world. in order to even be a person outside of gender, you mustn’t be fat
i want fat nb folks to know that you aren’t any less of a person or any less androgynous for being fat
To be fat, in white societies, is to be inherently de-gendered - fat women aren’t ‘worthy women’ because they’re not considered fuckable, fat men aren’t 'worthy men’ because they’re considered unathletic/lacking in self-control, fat enbies are just 'seeking attention’ because androgeny is supposed to be thin and they’re just pretending because they failed at their assigned gender.
If you’re fat, you’re only considered passable if you make extra effort to perform your assigned gender. Fat women get a pass if they do the busty lipsticked pin-up girl thing, or they’re motherly and once again unfuckable. Fat men get a pass if they’re wealthy in a good suit, if they’re a beer-drinking funny guy, or a muscle-chubby type. Fat enbies barely get a pass anywhere, and even then it’s if we do the quirky-cute creative thing, but we can’t be too quirky because then we’re freaky and freaky is barely a step away from perverted or disgusting.
Fat people are, as far as thin people see us, our fatness before we’re anything else. And we shouldn’t let their obsession with our fatness get in the way of living our lives, or expressing our gender.
And fatness comes along with a lot of intersex bodies, so we not only are degendered due to whatever specific intersex traits we have, but we often are even fat the “wrong” way for other fat people to gender us right! Because our fat will be stored in ways that their fat doesn’t for their sex!
I can’t explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.
At first I was amazed and delighted and then I realized this is exactly the level of wit you should expect from a child who chose to dress as a baguette for trick or treating and I was even further delighted
people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now
people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now
idk what yall r doing now apparently but ranking character writing quality at a certain point like u r powerscaling is so fucking embarrassing to me. as someone who has been into berserkbro tier shit nothing on earth is as obnoxious than this obsession with ranking even shit like this. writing quality isnt something u can objectively quantify the way u ppl keep trying to do so. i genuinely pray for the downfall of ranker merchants every fucking day i hate u watchmojo mfs
“but hes better written” “but shes better written” i think u all should get hit by a tram
I think it’s weird that multiple trans men - including myself - when we first came out were told to watch ‘boys dont cry’.
The only trans men in media people know that is a dramatized telling of the real rape and murder of a transgender man. So when they see a young trans man looking for media to tell him he’s not a freak, not alone, not evil for being trans, that there is people won’t hurt him for being happy they tell him to watch ‘boys dont cry’ - and emphasis on young, I was 13 when my mom sat me down to watch it.
I don’t want to go ‘I got traumatized by a film’ but I was. Being a suicidal 13 year old already being harassed at school because I dressed masculine watching a movie where someone like me gets raped and murdered scared me. It made me think ‘is that what will happen to me?’. And it just didn’t seem to bother my mom, she watched the movie and didn’t seem affected by it, she just went on with her day and that made me think ‘if that happens to me will she react the same way?’
I know this experience is probably less common now because there is so much more trans men in media then when I was 13 but still fucked me and my trans man friends up.
tumblr classics major who really likes halsey and thinks that the romantic poets were the only people to ever make contributions to english literature: you once made flowers grow within my ribcage but you were like icarus flying too close to the sun and your ichor wings are melting and now divinity stains your bronze fingertips like a pomegranate and you are holy holy holy
Remember when I reblogged this and a tumblr poet told me to kill myself
the fact that neonazi slogans pretty much seamlessly slip into common lingo is both obviously frustrating towards efforts to distinguish dogwhistles from background noise, but also testament to the oversized influence that reactionary, functionally comforting and nonconfrontational, rhetoric has. like it’s both the case that someone saying ‘hell yeah brother, reject modern degeneracy, embrace tradition’ could just as easily be a dedicated klanner as much as a he/they cottagecore fanartist, as well as that the average westerner will need to overcome a lot more discomfort with 'the people’s republic of china has the best green energy policies and affirmative action in the world’ than with 'we must return to traditional lifestyles and secure a future away from Urban life’, because one of those things is associated with all the comfy apolitical animated films they loved as a child, and the other is something they’ve been explicitly taught is dangerous ideas they should be afraid of considering
Think of concentric circles. The inner circles are ourselves, then the family, then the tribe, then the neighboring tribe, so on and so on. The further you get away from the center, the more foreign things become. The people in the outer circles, they become the other.
