September 2024

kyatra:

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

energyprison:

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

energyprison:

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

gaytanic-panic:

It says a lot about our society that vaccines are controversial but an injectable diabetes drug being used off label for weight loss was immediately accepted by everyone without a second thought

freshlybakedbaby:

agnoll:

reblog this post ONLY if you’re older than it, people born after july 27 2024 DNI

fuck off dude

pyropansy:

frogmunist:

superunfriendlyreminder:

Funny how all these voting machine “glitches” always benefit republicans….

Isn’t this literally a joke in an episode of the Simpsons

Hey! I’m an election worker! If you ever have an issue like this please tell the people who are working at the polls! I don’t know about other states, as ours got new machines two years ago and we have some of the newest polling machines in the country, but I’m sure that your local polling place will do something about a machine like this.

If you don’t trust the machines to allow you to vote for who you want, you ALWAYS have the right to ask for a paper ballot. If they refuse, get that shit on video and blast them on social media. Election offices HATE having people complain about them on social media. Be sure to specifically get them denying you a paper ballot. PAPER BALLOTS ARE NOT INVALID BALLOTS AND WILL BE COUNTED.

Know your rights, be nice to election workers, be sure to register to vote, and actually get out there and vote!

(Also, if you are willing and able, you should sign up to be an election worker. In the US there is a serious problem with most election workers being Republicans. Most election offices try to have a balance between Democrats, Republicans and Independent, but that’s kind of hard when Republicans are the only ones who sign up. It pays pretty well, and its wayyyy less difficult than most retail jobs. You also can learn so much.)

pyropansy:

frogmunist:

superunfriendlyreminder:

Funny how all these voting machine “glitches” always benefit republicans….

Isn’t this literally a joke in an episode of the Simpsons

Hey! I’m an election worker! If you ever have an issue like this please tell the people who are working at the polls! I don’t know about other states, as ours got new machines two years ago and we have some of the newest polling machines in the country, but I’m sure that your local polling place will do something about a machine like this.

If you don’t trust the machines to allow you to vote for who you want, you ALWAYS have the right to ask for a paper ballot. If they refuse, get that shit on video and blast them on social media. Election offices HATE having people complain about them on social media. Be sure to specifically get them denying you a paper ballot. PAPER BALLOTS ARE NOT INVALID BALLOTS AND WILL BE COUNTED.

Know your rights, be nice to election workers, be sure to register to vote, and actually get out there and vote!

(Also, if you are willing and able, you should sign up to be an election worker. In the US there is a serious problem with most election workers being Republicans. Most election offices try to have a balance between Democrats, Republicans and Independent, but that’s kind of hard when Republicans are the only ones who sign up. It pays pretty well, and its wayyyy less difficult than most retail jobs. You also can learn so much.)

theauthor27:

theauthor27:

“Bro no I wouldn’t suck a guy off for a billion dollars that’s gay” you’re just fucking stupid honestly

I would kill a man for a billion dollars and I bet you would too why the fuck is having a penis in your mouth fully off the table you’re just dumb if you wouldn’t take that offer

magnuspeccatori:

depsidase:

God I want this to be real SO BAD 😂

hyperoperationfractallisation:

souldoes-things:

silurisanguine:

therealgchu:

thesaltofcarthage:

happibeans:

lymeandcoconut:

thundergrace:

thundergrace:

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

my god, she’s gorgeous.

She is breathtaking.

wwhoagh…. prety

Cool

hyperoperationfractallisation:

randmwizard:

if cheese is aro

and garlic bread is ace

then is the aroace food these?

Cheesy garlic fucking bread eeeee

teaboot:

thatonesongyouretryingtoremember:

depsidase:

I thought this was an art piece as a metaphor for executive dysfunction

it could be

tidal-chaos:

notund:

this post’s hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. “Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby” means this is a mistake on the pitcher’s part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go “fuck”

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

spase2axolotl:

He explore

-previous-

thickness-protection-program:

In 2024 hyper realistic graphics are no longer impressive. You know what impresses me? A fully complete and functional game at launch

carryondrawing:

An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train

spongebobssquarepants:

bisexual-engineer-guy:

bunnyboygirlgod:

hmmm i love listening to music it makes me feel emotions and things

So real so real I love music so much :3

minecraftbookshelf:

minecraftbookshelf:

My controversial Minecraft Movie opinion is that isekai could have worked for it, if they had just played it like a vanilla minecraft world. It’s even the game-movie most suited for an isekai storyline tbh.

A couple of kids wake up in a strange new place and have to figure out how to survive. And then, eventually, how to get back home. And this could take you all the way from punching a tree to killing the ender dragon, ending with The End Poem, which can be read aloud as it scrolls across the screen by all the weird helpful people the kids met along the way (steve, alex, mcyt cameos)

Also Steve isn’t white, the piglins aren’t evil or in the overworld, and the whole thing is animated. The kids are blocks in the block game and if you absolutely must have them be real people, have it be a split second of them waking up after the end poem

You could even start off with the quippy, flippant refusal to emotionally invest that all the cool kids are doing and gradually fade that out as the kids and the audience learn to care.

Address it even. Because caring about things is scary and its so much easier to be all nudge nudge wink wink but how sad to never be earnest or vulnerable? How very lonely that is.

sanjidysphoria:

the-official-publix:

someoneintheshadow456:

takkynoko:

brunhiddensmusings:

blackfitnessrocks:

sashacoki:

I’m

Oh. I’m not drinking enough water

…SHIT.

@kroger-fr

no

anxeious:

cremesofaart:

they are sooo. ughh

thelandofmemes:

transtenzin:

transtenzin:

not to be maya on side but please do not call someone or something “mayan” when talking about our people, culture, etc. “mayan” refers to our language family (a language FAMILY, in which there are plenty of unique languages). we are the maya, not the mayans. i am maya, not mayan. it is the indigenous maya community, not the indigenous mayan community. 

you can reblog this 😔

clickbeetle:

clickbeetle:

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

assassinregrets:

earhartsease:

hometoursandotherstuff:

Stands on the big button that says "snack" when it's pressed but I am not heavy enough to push it and my eyes get all round and wet

otiksimr:

ohabeeeeeee:

otiksimr:

otiksimr:

Silly little images source

Bee- Bee please I know you want a snack but I can’t afford snacks- no you can’t have the multiple pounds of meat in the fridge- Bee please-

Want. Honey.

Bee please I don’t own honey. I am POOR. All my money is going to feed the mice thieving from my fridge.

la-principessa-nuova:

sepiamestus:

sepiamestus:

Sucks that ‘womanizer’ is a word used to refer to misogynistic men cause it sounds like what Dr Doofenshmirtz would call estrogen shots

Okay then put the work in

a pink gradient (darker on bottom) iOS app icon with a white female symbol with a drop shadow, with the title "Womanizer" beneath itALT

It’s what I named my (not public) app for tracking how long I’ve known I was trans, been transitioning, and on HRT, and I didn’t even think about the fact that it also meant that until I went to post about it one time and fully realized that that’s the meaning of the word. I was just thinking of the song and didn’t think too hard about it when I named it.

demigoddessqueens:

nitramaraho:

names-are-hard-thanks-hellsite:

dormammuivecometobargain:

pastdueeverything:

blvckgeezus:

rainbowselfies:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeed:

crystalitesummerstar:

nitramaraho:

dailymarvelheroes:

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

demigoddessqueens:

nitramaraho:

names-are-hard-thanks-hellsite:

dormammuivecometobargain:

pastdueeverything:

blvckgeezus:

rainbowselfies:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeed:

crystalitesummerstar:

nitramaraho:

dailymarvelheroes:

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

demigoddessqueens:

nitramaraho:

names-are-hard-thanks-hellsite:

dormammuivecometobargain:

pastdueeverything:

blvckgeezus:

rainbowselfies:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeed:

crystalitesummerstar:

nitramaraho:

dailymarvelheroes:

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

the-alpine-glow:

this is a cat :3

the-alpine-glow:

this is a cat :3

the-alpine-glow:

this is a cat :3

blogquantumreality:

nymph1e:

starry-eyed-fag-deactivated2024:

Plaintext from the video: Please do not type out your DNIs like this. This kind of censorship is inaccessible to those with screen readers. Thank you.

Also don’t censor content warnings as it voids the whole point of a content warning. Saying kill and suicide won’t damage your post’s visibility, but saying k1ll and su*cide will stop people from being able to filter out content they don’t want to see.

It’s really baffling how platforms like TikTok and even YouTube have so successfully gotten their users to self-censor to a degree even the moral pearl-clutchers in the 1950s couldn’t have imagined enforcing from above.

Use your words, people! That is what language is for.

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

soup de resistance: a very impressive and popular soup emerges…

soup d'etat: ousting the previous soup of the day and installing your own

soup de grace: execution of the deposed soup of the day

kwyw:

Oh, she was thisclose to calling him something very impolite. 😂

the-haiku-bot:

official-megumin:

official-megumin:

queen-mihai:

the-awkward-turt:

profeminist:

Source

Want more info? Here ya go: 

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This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 

ALSO:

Sex redefined

“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”

More on anti-trans arguments as bad science

As a biologist I am reblogging this so hard.

Biological sex is not and has never been a binary. The complexity of the natural world cannot be contained in neat little societal boxes. Stop using science to justify your bigotry.

I can’t think of any part of science I’ve ever studied that has ever concluded in any sort of binary

The answer, whether it’s sex, gender, types of fish, whether fish exist or not, or whether you yourself are a fish, is and always has been “it depends”

That’s science. Diving into the nitty gritty of what it depends ON? That would likely be how you find yourself holding a science degree 🤣

it would be super cool if someone had mentioned intersex people in this post talking about some of the different intersex conditions that exist(all non standard chromosome combinations are considered intersex)

fun fact btw.

There have actually been examples of humans self fertilising

So it is genuinely possible even in practice for humans to both be male and female.

I really wish more intersex people knew this as well, because even we are taught to fall heads over heels to go “but we can’t actually be both at once, we’re still only really one or the other”

Obviously not blaming any intersex people for this, I was very much like that before I learned about this. But I think it would be good if we didn’t have to self flaggelate every time we talk about our biology to appease a perisex society

There have actually

been examples of humans

self fertilising

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ginger-ale-official:

perryfellow:

This post features wizard ass. Very cool.

qualtoth:

cephalop0p:

happy electric feel friday

happy electric feel friday

caats:

choucars:

Y'know even as an aroace I really wish they’d stop pairing aro and ace together all the time

chonylolu:

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I’m going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

lukadjo:

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blabberoo:

what if,, long skirt Gabriel,,

twinkboom1:

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

professor: I’ll give badges to people who finish the module on time

me: pssh what does he think we are? animals to be bribed? I will not be so easily manipulated

my hind brain: badges you say

The college students yearn for a little treat