September 2024

depsidase:

catchymemes:

valtharr:

fieldexplores:

A Man of Few Words

sabrebash:

The Ballad of Bella Buttons
(based on a true story)

dqtzzzz-deactivated20250109:

oh bill you served alright

charlottan:

glue factory

tgirl-thucydides:

tgirl-thucydides:

Crusader Kings: the game where the future if my dynasty is in doubt bc my son refuses to fuck his fat wife and make another heir

It turned out ok bc me and my son both died of typhus at the exact same time so power went to my brilliant 23 year old daughter so i get to play as a girl again, yippee

newgin-clever-title-goes-here-d:

A way to end grand splatfest

eliza-forget:

Babies bishops 🤲

escuerzoresucitado:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

dddreamscape:

Mutuals do this

You’ve heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

ashyslashyy:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

feathery-dreamer:

mossgirlcircuits:

virtualgirladvance:

tiniestmousegirl:

kittykittycatboys:

tiniestmousegirl:

false it should be meow meow meow meow meow

Can someone do a beep boop one please

nobody asked for UwU OwO but I had time so here you go

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

professionalchaoticdumbass:

feathery-dreamer:

mossgirlcircuits:

virtualgirladvance:

tiniestmousegirl:

kittykittycatboys:

tiniestmousegirl:

false it should be meow meow meow meow meow

Can someone do a beep boop one please

nobody asked for UwU OwO but I had time so here you go

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

bargarean:

bargarean:

reblog my post boy

bargarean:

bargarean:

reblog my post boy

foone:

mmelete:

syn4k:

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you’re welcome

whole bunch of different video games generator

maidling:

transgenderization:

maidling:

transgenderization:

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

I have a Sakuya icon in this screen shot ^ +2 Maid Coins

i want 2 maid coins too. can i have some maid coins too please.

Get back to work.

punkitt-is-here:

susan and the intern

incorrectdmp:

Baku: kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station

everythingfox:

Potato planting puppy

(via)

amaros-system:

reblog to pet prev

soggywetcatgirl:

i let out a single haunting meow before fading away like a ghost or perhaps some sort of spectre

bippybarnes:

please keep sharing fundraisers. please. while we remain safe in our communities and homes and so many other places, constant fear and danger and genocide continues to strike in gaza.

donate to Siraj’s campaign to rebuild his home, which he needs to reach 75k by tomorrow, MONDAY SEPTEMBER 9TH

donate to Amal and her family’s campaign, in which she is caring for over 20 family members and her own baby, Maryam

donate to the Shehab family, who have just survived the recent bombing of the city of Nuseirat

worldbuilding-tomfoolery:

grillmasterxbbq:

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

creepst-crypt:

cloudysarts:

yeesh. touchy subject

hey have you guys noticed that in dreamscaperers, bill has to squint and get really close to the memory to be able to read the numbers. i have. heres a low-effort comic about that

(edit: theres more to this comic now! you can find follow-up doodles here and here!)

definii:

Forgot to post this here;

balverine:

cake-warlock:

No such thing as bears, folks

shencomix:

you-need-not-apply:

morguezsz:

you-need-not-apply:

you-need-not-apply:

you-need-not-apply:

Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

ALT

is this accurate

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

you-need-not-apply:

morguezsz:

you-need-not-apply:

you-need-not-apply:

you-need-not-apply:

Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

ALT

is this accurate

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

eeveekitti:

the real reason i made them cats: shitty drawovers

whydidisavethistomyphone:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

justanoval:

shrimp miku

theautumnaldemon:

lordhavemercyyyyy:

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

gamergal-ds:

irishfry:

shark-tranny:

edgarallanpoultry:

capt-mal-reynolds:

ravnican:

yahenni:

yeeeem:

smallgirlthing:

jame7t:

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

C

YOUNG MAN

A

THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

UONG MAN

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

mazeroamer:

mazeroamer:

her if/then pussy got me making a statement

or else

great-and-small:

It actually bums me out that astrology has persisted through the years as the standard BS divinatory practice that people really buy into, when it so easily could have been ornithomancy instead.

We could’ve had hipster girls trying to predict the minutiae of your life using an intricate chart that details how many herons or crows you’ve seen in the past year. Instead of asking what’s your sign on dating apps people would be like how many birds did you see on your way to work today. I cannot stop thinking about what could have been.

queen-mihai:

ashstfu:

ashstfu:

someone said we had more fun in childhood because we didnt have any past memories to linger on and it has stuck with me ever since

Oh this matters. This matters so much because that’s why the world seems so wonderful as a child.

To everyone reading these words: You can still have this.

Wherever you are, I want you to do one thing right this second:

Stop imagining that you know everything. Look, I do it too. You get wrapped up in your routine and feel like you know what’s coming. But let’s all collectively just forget that for one single hour and watch how your life changes forever.

When you recognize that you don’t know everything, every rose looks interesting because they all have different petals. Every kitten is beautiful because it looks and mews different than it’s sister. Every time you walk outside, even if it’s 10 seconds later, the scene has changed from what it was before. Open once, a bug flies by. Open a second time. No bug. The tragedy of the missing bug, a story written by you in your moments alone.

And you will experience the wonder of the world once more.

That feeling can last forever; …..if you let it.

dehydratedlydia:

soggywetcatgirl:

ajsksjfnksjajajnsnd

you take the words right out of my mouth

skopostheorie:

Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

EVERYONE WISH GUILLERMO A HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY

transgenderization:

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber