September 2024

the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

I keep trying to Jane Goodall my way into the local gnome population so I can start gnome posting but i think they know my nefarious plots…

Fuck. I’ll never recover from this. I just got #gargameled

two-entire-bits:

sodium-bitch:

nick-nonya:

ti0mumu:

harperhug:

abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

shrubseph:

morphimus:

morphimus:

I dreamt that people found out that tumblr posts had a secret hidden text field that you normally couldn’t put anything into that was called a post’s “wungle text”, and it wasn’t normally displayed in any way, but someone made a browser extension that allowed you to write and view a post’s wungle by flipping it over like an index card. The user’s picture and name and all that would be backwards, but the wungle post looked otherwise like a normal post, though empty unless the author had written something in there. It worked in reblogs too.

People were using it for jokes, and a bunch of seemingly boring and innocuous posts got really popular with funny wungle sides.

It looked kinda like this:

The post would be the same height vertically, it would just be a ton of blank space on the wungle side, so if you wrote more text on the wungle than you did on the post itself, it would just overflow and get hidden under the other UI elements.

@staffs-secret-blog

󠁷󠁨󠁯󠀠󠁵󠁰󠀠󠁷󠁵󠁮󠁧󠁬󠁩󠁮󠀧󠀠󠁴󠁨󠁥󠁹󠀠󠁨󠁯󠁧󠀿󠁻󠁷󠁵󠁮󠁧󠁬󠁥󠀠󠁴󠁥󠁸󠁴󠀠󠁥󠁮󠁤󠁳󠀠󠁨󠁥󠁲󠁥󠁽This post has wungle text encoded for the purposes of testing the extension

Edit: Seems like it does

A screenshot of this very reblog but instead of the text that's actually in the post, the wungle text is shown, the wungle text reads as follows: who up wunglin' they hog?ALT

two-entire-bits:

sodium-bitch:

nick-nonya:

ti0mumu:

harperhug:

abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

Wait?? Are you an anti??? (Like. Antishipper)

strangestcase:

strangestcase:

im a 22 year old adult

what I mean to say that reducing discussions about media criticism and censorship to what amounts to two stupid sports teams is ridiculous and that both sides do make good points; antis with their argument that certain themes have to be always approached with pause and taste, and proshippers with theirs that the things you enjoy in private (usually) have no weight on your real life morality. both things can be true at the same time. THAT BEING SAID proshippers are very annoying at best and have a tendency to protect predators at worst. this is known.

agentleem:

malwarechips:

i love it when moths are shaped like this and rthen you get them in a glass to let them outside and you see them from underneath and they look like this

@mayhem-moth @liddimothie @mothman-minus-the-man

Wait?? Are you an anti??? (Like. Antishipper)

strangestcase:

strangestcase:

im a 22 year old adult

what I mean to say that reducing discussions about media criticism and censorship to what amounts to two stupid sports teams is ridiculous and that both sides do make good points; antis with their argument that certain themes have to be always approached with pause and taste, and proshippers with theirs that the things you enjoy in private (usually) have no weight on your real life morality. both things can be true at the same time. THAT BEING SAID proshippers are very annoying at best and have a tendency to protect predators at worst. this is known.

dragon-in-a-fez:

ltwilliammowett:

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

Wait?? Are you an anti??? (Like. Antishipper)

strangestcase:

strangestcase:

im a 22 year old adult

what I mean to say that reducing discussions about media criticism and censorship to what amounts to two stupid sports teams is ridiculous and that both sides do make good points; antis with their argument that certain themes have to be always approached with pause and taste, and proshippers with theirs that the things you enjoy in private (usually) have no weight on your real life morality. both things can be true at the same time. THAT BEING SAID proshippers are very annoying at best and have a tendency to protect predators at worst. this is known.

escuerzoresucitado:

jotaillustrator:

etherealpanacea:

shittyknight:

honeymushroom:

this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

I SCREAM

copepods:

twitter is great for finding a person whos username is like ZL287635630JHSB67 and who doesn’t speak english and is drawing fictional characters with more raw skill than leonardo da vinci

fordtato:

noblepeasant:

shameless-shaman-main:

strengthins0lidarity:

zarosianzealot:

Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.

Y’all really out here getting cucked huh

Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.

The comments are full of people going “it’s not like they’re having sex in these examples or anything” so I’ll go ahead and bite the controversy bullet and add:

Even if a sex worker partner is having sex with clients, it’s also literally just work. It isn’t morally wrong. There is nothing wrong with it if both parties in a relationship are aware of the work, and if everyone is being safe.

Sex workers who have sex are no worse or “dirtier” than sex workers who provide other services.

moveslikekeithrichards:

having tortured ocs is so funny bc some of em im projecting personal issues onto & some of em im just like Fuck You. Random Chimp Event

tonysaintborgi:

victusinveritas:

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

love how the king was just like nah let’s see where the dog is going with this

pet-shop-of-horror-fan:

Would it kill you people to acknowledge non-binary and genderqueer people?

Would it kill you to remember that the terms transmasculine and transfeminine are not synonymous with binary trans men and binary trans women?

Would it kill you to remember that there are those who are not transmasculine and face the same issues as transmasculine people and that there are those who are not transfeminine but face the same issues as transfeminine people?

Would it kill you to add even a token acknowledgment of non-binary and genderqueer people when you talk about trans issues in a needlessly and harmfully binary way?

Would it fucking kill you to stop and think about us for a single moment?

ominous-signs:

leochantisallspiders:

hometoursandotherstuff:

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

homunculus-argument:

I had a dream that I witnessed something so funny that I needed to draw a comic about it, but nobody in the dream wanted to have a look at the comic or read it. I don’t remember anything else about the dream but I needed to draw the comic and show y'all what it was.

mahmoudjsy-deactivated20250128:

STOOP SCROLLING

Urgent Help 📣🚨🚨

I’m Mahmod From Gaza

help me and my Family 😭To escape gaza from the fierce war

We have been suffering for more than 11 months.

MY campaign has been vetted by @beesandwatermeoln #190 here

fakecrimepodcast:

this is your captain speaking……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..sorry i’m a little shy to be honest

a-frogge-bip-a-smal-beastie:

fagslop:

a-frogge-bip-a-smal-beastie:

fagslop:

Wow! Yay! I did it!

Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.


https://gofund.me/37005939

👌

ahmed-mohammed1:

Hello,

I am Ahmed, 31 years old, with my wife Asmaa and our children: Mohammed (9 years old), Kareem (6 years old), Namer (4 years old), and Sahad (1.5 years old). We have faced many challenges in this war, starting from the destruction of our home to the famine we continue to endure in northern Gaza.


My son Mohammed suffers from motor and


hearing disabilities, among other health

issues. I used to have a workshop for windows, kitchens, and all aluminum work, but due to the war, my livelihood was completely destroyed, and I can no longer meet our basic needs.


This is our home that was destroyed in this terrible war.


My goal is to leave Gaza to save my family’s lives. The cost of travel is $5000 per adult and $2500 per child, plus travel and accommodation expenses.


Together, we can support Ahmed and his family during this ordeal. Your donation, regardless of its size, can make a difference in the lives of these children who need a fresh start.


If you’re looking to support Ahmed and his family, please consider providing assistance directly or through relevant charitable organizations.



I hope everyone is safe

Ahmed Alanqar

huda-yousef:

Thank you all

We are thrilled to announce that our GoFundMe campaign has reached €1020 out of our goal of €60,000, thanks to your incredible support.

Your donations have been more than just financial contributions—they have been a lifeline and a beacon of hope. Your generosity is directly helping us escape Gaza and seek a safer and more stable future away from the harsh conditions we face.

GFM

Every donation and share has made a significant impact, giving us a crucial boost towards achieving this humanitarian goal. But our journey is far from over, and every additional contribution will bring us closer to our target.

We encourage you to continue supporting us, whether by donating further or by sharing our campaign with your friends and family. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for everything you’ve done. You are the true heroes in our story.

Sorry for mention you .

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My favorite food is…

Salty

Sweet

Bitter

Sour

Umami

Savory

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ironedorchid:

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shadowblinder:

dragonforsale:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

girlmuppet:

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

yeah hang on

ignore the title of this google doc because it’s a long story but it’s a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo

this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that’s about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it

this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion

bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro

also you can make the flatbread yourself it’s super quick!!

oh hey I’m eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it’s mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it

don’t let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.

this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.

These are my two favorite comfort foods. They’re very easy to make and dont take long to cook.

Garlic butter rice

Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)

this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn’t eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing

Time for me to beat my little clown drum again for Indian-ish by Priya Krishna, aka The Easiest Recipes I Have Ever Fucking Made. Dal that takes 15 minutes. Easy aloo gobhi. Easy saag feta. Buy. Cook. Eat.

This recipe for oven baked gnocchi with broccoli and lemon is awesome, and I appreciate that there are instructions for making your own version with different vegetables and toppings.

mtsodie:

grinnersmiler:

I love just looking up anything and everything

doctorsiren:

Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son

ssundiall:

ssundiall:

ssundiall:

noble-kale:

let’s make a farm!

ducks 🦆

horses 🐴

cows 🐮

cats 🐈

pigs 🐖

chicken 🐔

goats 🐐

sheep 🐑

donkey 🐴

goose 🐣

turkey 🦃

See Results

I’m going to start with a cow. Let’s see how balanced of a farm we end up with 🚜

And please share and donate to help rescue a mother and her 2 young children from a genocide that has already taken the children’s father and has made all 3 sick from unhygienic conditions.

art raffle + personal items raffle + flyers

the-real-seebs:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

one way to read this is “this man has no idea what he is saying”

another to read this is “this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing”

the-real-seebs:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

one way to read this is “this man has no idea what he is saying”

another to read this is “this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing”

the-real-seebs:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

one way to read this is “this man has no idea what he is saying”

another to read this is “this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing”

the-real-seebs:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

one way to read this is “this man has no idea what he is saying”

another to read this is “this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing”

the-real-seebs:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

one way to read this is “this man has no idea what he is saying”

another to read this is “this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing”

marissasketch:

Had to paint Moo Deng!! I love her so much

im-tired-404:

lupucs:

Made another Undertale 3D animation, this time featuring a very punny skeleton man! Sans has been missing in this series, so here he finally is. Hope you enjoy!! 🎺 All made with Blender!

| Music by kevp888 | Watch on YouTube! |

ilovegayvampires:

ilovegayvampires:

wolfertinger666:

yeah I don’t relate to the “every trans person/transmasc has a moment where they cut their hair to feel euphoric” thing because one

1. IM BLACK😭😭😭😭

2. black hair is a symbol of pride along with black people (of all genders) being raised to NOT fuck with their hair so we kinda develop hair trauma in a way.(yes hair trauma is a very real thing)

3. our hair texture works differently than most peoples hair and it takes SO LONG to grow back.

4. hope this makes sense, especially to white transmasc folks.

oh my god thank you for this.

I’m so tired of the “erm, transmasc pixie cut!” Thing because that just isn’t how my hair works.

I’m straight up growing my hair out to become MORE masculine so I can try masc hairstyles instead of people thinking I’m just a short-haired girl.

I’ve been gendered correctly more with longer hair than I have with shorter hair because I can put it into chunky twists and braids.

the way everyone puts “white guy” as the pinnacle of the transmasc experience infuriates me, because that’s just and unrealistic goal.

Begging all white queer tumblr users to rb this

noble-kale:

What was your first pet?

cat

dog

fish

bunny

bird

lizard

snake

insect/arachnid/crustacean

guinea pig/hamster

horse

turtle

other

See Results

We had fish when I was very young, but I don’t remember them personally. After that, we kept some rabbits for a few years.

And please share and donate to help rescue a mother and her 2 young children from a genocide that has already taken the children’s father and has made all 3 sick from unhygienic conditions.

English and Spanish flyers + art commision raffle + personal items raffle

unixtmdev:

fipindustries:

unixtmdev:

fipindustries:

unixtmdev:

fipindustries:

gobodegoblin:

Im going to be honest; idk like 30% of what you folks say on here

It’ll be la de da normal text then BOOM! unrecognisable acronym or smthing

like what the hell is a “Gnc” or a “Mra” or a “Proshipper”

There needs to be like, an introductory course or something it feels like sitting in a lecture in a subject you know very little about

maryland-officially:

same-pic-rick-roll:

maryland-officially:

maryland-officially:

are you plural in any shape or way? JOIN MY COMMUNITY!! :D

https://www.tumblr.com/join/Q5XviKY6

OR QUESTIONING PLURALITY**

Thought this read “rural” at first glance and thought that was an overly broad category then saw “plural”.

pff

lizardcake-was-taken:

gravity sure does make things fall

briarpatch-kids:

I think the biggest thing able bodied people don’t understand about physical disability is that life doesn’t just… stop because you’re sick. The dishes still have to be done. You may not be able to do them, but they’re there and they need washing. You can’t put it off till you’re feeling better, there is no feeling better. You have to figure out how to get those dishes done whether you do them or hire someone else to do them.

bitingyougently:

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65