September 2024

kharyispeaks:

ok. he shall feel more shared than ever before

kuromi-hoemie:

spaceboytoy:

spaceboytoy:

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

bisexual deployed

kuromi-hoemie:

spaceboytoy:

spaceboytoy:

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

bisexual deployed

clickbeetle:

clickbeetle:

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

jonathontesticle:

zum1udontno:

eternal-fractal:

moonguy:

fonchi262:

cloudmancy:

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

cant beleive it. donasairs.

idkjustamherelol:

gatheringofaccounts:

slythwolf:

pepoluan:

theresnorevolution:

the-malady-mill:

birbb:

i saw this on imgur and well, even if something like this is going around on tumblr already it is important.

link to imgur post

Idk why you’d give a dog fruit but cool! Here’s some safety tips.

“Idk why you’d give a dog fruit” because dogs love fruit and it’s a 100% healthier alternative to baked treats

DOGS ARE ALLOWED TO EAT BLUEBERRIES!!
THE SWR FANDOM IS IN UPROAR!!
“PROTECT THE BLUEBERRY 2K15″ BECOMES THE BATTLE CRY!!

Okay, but seriously:

Please Reblog, you might Save a Life.

Not just the life of a dog, but also the life of its human(s). Many people have therapy dogs. If they inadvertently lost their dogs because they do not know these facts, they might get into depression and that might not end well.

“why would you give that to a dog - ” no, stop. sometimes dogs get into things you didnt intend them to have. this is good information.

Oooooo :0

Epic :]]]

lukadjo:

404thecomputer:

dimesfacts:

watch out for THE FOG THAT JACKS YOU OFF!

#oh no i’m all alone in this field i hope nobody comes out of that fog and comes fucks me

cursedpossums:

cursedpossums:

cursedpossums:

cursedpossums:

cursedpossums:

im gonna make a possum riding a roomba shirt and nobody can stop me 

im sketching it rn should i draw a knife taped to the roomba

fuck it, possum on a roomba

here

Links to my other shop products:

Did you schedule an appointment opossum: Link 

“Eat the Rich” opossum: Link

Three Moon opossum: Link 

Main shop page: Here

if u buy anything from my shop rn and send me an ask letting me know, i will draw u a tiny low quality possum on ms paint within 48 hrs. the greatest gift one can give

cursedpossums:

unrestrained summer fun

I'm studying to become a wildlife rehabber, and I'm currently hyperfocused on opossums. I've been obsessed with them. I shit you not I opened my front door to go get soda and almost stepped on him

He's very spicy which is good!! Our wildlife center opens in four hours so we'll be taking him there as soon as they open!

(dw he's in a crate with a heated rice sock and a towel to snuggle in, with room to move away from the heat if he needs to)

cursedpossums:

major contender for world’s most handsome little man?!?!

thememedaddy:

dilfmage:

switchingtogeico:

switchingtogeico:

Retail

oscarjamesleigh:

backstepping:

i am forcefully escorted out of the football stadium

@possumoftheday @cursedpossums

habeascorpseus:

youre not gonna be able to bully the minecraft movie directors into reanimating anything because unlike with the sonic movie clearly the people who made this movie lack any personal nostalgia for it and dont get it beyond “game my kids play” and therefore just decided to take a popular ip and throw popular actors at it and spit out a corporate slop script and designs because they dont care about the viewers beyond their ability to consume and they dont care about the consumers’ time unless it gives them money. to them we are pigs and this is the scraps mixed in a pail with mud and worms for us to gobble up and keep growing their coffers. its not made because they care and its not made to be cared about and i promise in like 2 years it’ll disappear off streaming services because they dont care about it enough to pay to keep it around and obviously nobody’s gonna rewatch it. honestly just dont watch it. not even out of spite. there’s better things out there that respect your time and your hard-earned money

evilscientist3:

>Walk into the non-euclidean space that serves as an abstract representation of your psyche

>You have a humidifier in there

>Pour two litres of the concept of root beer in

>Leave

escuerzoresucitado:

escuerzoresucitado:

wizardpostsdotorg:

fascists will rejoice in my death -> i must live in joy forever

skippyisntfunny:

xnoworneverr:

There’s a reason why we feel lonely even though we aren’t alone. It’s because loneliness is not about how many friends we have or how many people are in the room with us. It’s a disconnection from others. Being social doesn’t cure loneliness, loneliness comes when there is not a single person close enough to see past the illusion to who we really are and what we really feel inside.

screenshotsofdespair:

clevermanka:

random-brushstrokes:

William P. Welsh - Burlesque Queen (1941)

#the DETAIL #those thighs are depicted with love #her size is not a joke or a curse it is MAJESTIC #“queen” is in the title on purpose #the little bit of boob spilling over #the shiny blue toenail #i am in awe #nowadays we can't do photos without shaving bits off of people #but this painter in 1941 painted ALL of this lady by hand stroke by stroke every glorious bit and i'm so overjoyed
ALT

Thank you @howdidyouallgetinmyroom for these glorious tags because “nowadays we can’t do photos without shaving bits off of people but this painter in 1941 painted ALL of this lady by hand stroke by stroke every glorious bit and i’m so overjoyed” FUCK YES

bunjywunjy:

cricketcat9:

stormneedle:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

knightofleo:

t-…to-…toasty s'more mushrooms…..

Well I think that gif is being a bit over dramatic… Oh, oh no actually I agree

Doesn’t basket weaving have to be done underwater? Or did I learn to do it wrong?

I’m sure he’ll do next one underwater

RED ALERT THE MAN HAS DISCOVERED POWER TOOLS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

bunjywunjy:

cricketcat9:

stormneedle:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

knightofleo:

t-…to-…toasty s'more mushrooms…..

Well I think that gif is being a bit over dramatic… Oh, oh no actually I agree

Doesn’t basket weaving have to be done underwater? Or did I learn to do it wrong?

I’m sure he’ll do next one underwater

RED ALERT THE MAN HAS DISCOVERED POWER TOOLS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

soy-sauce-and-mothra-deactivate:

Hey! Are there blacksmiths in your story? I’m a hobbyist blacksmith and I’m here to help!

Blacksmithing is one of those things that a lot of people get wrong because they don’t realize it stuck around past the advent of the assembly line. Here’s a list of some common misconceptions I see and what to do instead!

soy-sauce-and-mothra-deactivate:

Hey! Are there blacksmiths in your story? I’m a hobbyist blacksmith and I’m here to help!

Blacksmithing is one of those things that a lot of people get wrong because they don’t realize it stuck around past the advent of the assembly line. Here’s a list of some common misconceptions I see and what to do instead!

li-izumi:

Chinese weighlifter Li Wenwen successfully defended her title, winning the gold medal in the women’s over 81kg category at the Paris Olympics on Sunday!

In her private life, the Li is actually a fan of traditional Chinese Hanfa.

(source)

(Saw this post on Facebook and loved it, and since Facebook always steals Tumblr posts, I figure I can do the reverse and steal this Facebook post)

plum-soup:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

HELPPPPP

Reminds me of Jason Kander, former Missouri Secretary of State. When he went to the VA hospital to treat his PTSD, he told the nurse that Obama told him he should run for president, and she thought he was delusional.

Correction: It was worse. She asked him how long he’s been hearing voices.

I think I’m gonna make this my go-to story. It’s not the worst I’ve ever heard, which is an asset because people won’t believe you if you tell them the actual bad stuff those people do. And it just perfectly sums up the casual arrogance everyone working in mental health seems to have. The way they treat you as inherently Lesser for being in their care.

If they can’t even handle basic, easily verified shit like “I’m a lawyer” they are never going to believe you when you tell them that you know how to manage a condition you’ve been dealing with for decades better than they can or will.

And then there’s Alexander Morris, who was put in a straitjacket, called racial slurs, and denied treatment for his potentially life-threatening heart condition when he told them he was the lead singer of the band he was lead singer of.

There are multiple parts of that article that are Jae droppingly awful but this one really gets me:

They almost let this man die in a straight jacket simply because they were too racist. And then when they realize their “mistake”, they tell him that his life is worth a 25$ supermarket gift card. Of course he’s suing them for $75,000 as he should but like. Can you imagine how insulted he must’ve been. The 4 Tops were one of the top Motown bands of all time. You can be at the top of the music scene and still, they’ll kill you because you’re black. And they’ll use fake claims about mental illness and “aggression” to justify it

thememedaddy:

thememedaddy:

catchymemes:

loveletters2myself:

avoiding nose blindness (odours) in your home 🫧

- clean your home weekly.

- apply a no outdoor shoe rule to your home.

- always tidy after yourself before bed. dishes are washed and put away. quick vaccum/sweep of the floors. counters are wiped down. throw blankets are shaken out and folded. kitchen sink is scrubbed down. pour baking soda & vinegar once in a while down the drains.

- throw out garbage & disinfect bins every day!

- take care of your appliances! stoves and fridges, especially, accumulate a lot of debris and dust. every so often (for me personally, every other week) pull them out of place to dust and mop behind. microwaves and inside oven are also very important to keep clean. i also clean inside my fridge every week before groceries, and leave baking soda fridge deodorizer inside to eliminates odours. i also like to deep clean the dishwasher, removing the filter and cleaning it + run a cleaning cycle with vinegar every other week!

- clean/wipe down cabinets, counters, any flat surface, weekly. especially in the kitchen where cooking is always done. don’t forget forgotten places like baseboards, behind your toilets, walls, etc. more hard to reach places can be done every other week or so.

- bedsheets, couch throw blankets, pillow covers, small rugs, etc; any fabrics that you’re constantly in touch with should be washed once a week. as for more higher maintenance items such as big rugs & curtains can be done once or twice a month.

- baking soda or vinegar thrown into your laundry cycles help remove any lingering odours on fabrics. and in topic of laundry, make sure you’re keeping your machines clean and drained (if possible) and always leave your washing machine door open after use to avoid mold & mildew odours.

- make your own upholstery/room sprays with your favourite essential oil smells + water. i also like making small sachets with herbs like lavender to hide inside couch cushions, closets, clothes drawers, etc;

- open your windows every day to let in fresh air.

- invest in a good air purifier!

catchymemes:

lilyblisslys:

lilyblisslys:

if Kermit the frog slid in your DMs but you knew he was in a committed monogamous relationship with miss piggy would you still let him hit?

Kermit infidelity

yes

no

Only kissing

See Results

follow up: miss piggy slides in your DMs, but you know she’s in a committed monogamous relationship with Kermit.

Do you let her hit?

Yes

No

Only kissing

See Results

traaansfem:

Happy “the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was” anniversary!

zombiedaredevil:

kingdraws000:

nofangirltoobignofandomtoosmall:

Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,

Your boss is the anteater.

a-real-fast-goose:

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

dankmemeuniversity:

image

I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣

zombiedaredevil:

kingdraws000:

nofangirltoobignofandomtoosmall:

Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,

Your boss is the anteater.

a-real-fast-goose:

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

dankmemeuniversity:

image

I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣

jeekoftheweek:

herpsandbirds:

Eurasian Hoopoes (Upupa epops), RAISE A RUCKUS & EAT A TASTY BUG!!!, family Upupidae, order Bucerotiformes, Athens, Greece

photograph by Davide Diana

thememedaddy:

sparrow-va:

prguitarman:

catasters:

atlas-the-worldbuilder:

eldritchjackalope:

eldritchjackalope:

bees-with-swords:

“Do you ever dream of land?” The whale asks the tuna.

“No.” Says the tuna, “Do you?”

“I have never seen it.” Says the whale, “but deep in my body, I remember it.”

“Why do you care,” says the tuna, “if you will never see it.”

“There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains.” Says the whale.

“They will disappear.” Says the tuna, “one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains.”

“Maybe I don’t want to forget,” Says the whale, “The forests were once my home.”

“I have seen the forests.” Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

“Tell me what you have seen,” says the whale.

“The forests spawned me.” Says the salmon. “They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home.”

“Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?” Asks the whale. “They have bounty of their own.”

“You forget,” says the salmon, “That the oceans were once their home.”

@bees-with-swords decided to do another pass at illustrating this two years later, your writing is so lovely

This is frikkin poetry, I love this so much.

making-you-in-spore:

gimmick-blog-bracket:

Which competitor deserves to win round 4 the most?

making-you-in-spore

fixing-bad-posts

See Results

Keep reading

i made a fixed bad post in spore [2008]

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

sour-charity:

auspex:

surely the conses wont quence

peer reviewed

angrymurderchild:

ghost–bot:

baweiii:

@polyhexian

gunsandfireandshit:

lexibsparkles:

painters-and-painting:

Paint is a crazy handful

me when i- no, I shan’t say

When dragons are done with your car.

mun-urufu:

pleurocoelus:

mapsontheweb:

󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 “It’s Greek to me” in different languages.

by lingue.maps

Germany, are you okay?

yep Spanish village