Everyone talks about the wonderbread guy but nobody talks about how the wonderbread isn’t necessarily the fetish object - it’s supposed to symbolize like overcommodification or something. Like wonderbread is such a synthetic suburban concoction it implies wherever it is, that area has become gentrified and mown over by capitalism and this like caricature of commodification. That’s why all the other pics the dude commissions are women (typically white and blonde) chopping down forests and stuff. The fetish isn’t the bread. The fetish is this extreme caricature of earth and culture being consumed by the unstoppable force of like. Sterile Kroger marketability and commerce. That’s why the women are always BUYING the bread and not like, fucking it. Its not about the loaves people. It’s about Karen Bad End TF.
Please treat the Minecraft movie like Morbius. No matter what don’t watch it. Even watching it because it’s bad is still supporting the movie and just shows that they can get away with shit.
what the fuck do you mean “should they be allowed” they’re already fucking allowed to. by what possible means would they be barred from having long nails. what are you talking about.
my fellow lgbts I implore you. whenever the urge to engage in “should x identity be allowed to do y activity” discourse strikes you, ask yourself if there’s any remotely plausible or realistic means of actually policing the behavior being debated. and then ask yourself why you want to police anything in the first place. cut that shit out. don’t be a cop.
My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.
maybe
how old is she
She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child
she looking for another dog?
NO
Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?
No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls
Volunteering to stand in as this person’s sister during this time of need
I have a name
This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder…
I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…
this will be 100k notes. I feel it.
Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing
Motorola Mobility (which makes phones) is a US subsidiary of the Chinese company Lenovo. It is not Israeli.
Motorola Solutions (which makes communication equipment and software) is a US publicly traded company which is heavily involved in the Israeli military (and other governments) and settlements.
They both split off Motorola Inc in 2011, but are different, independent companies.
Motorola has always been a pretty stupid company. Back in the 1990s, Motorola made CPUs (that division has since been spun off into its own business under the name of Freescale). As desktop computers (as opposed to terminals connected to a mainframe) went from “too expensive to consider worthwhile” in the early 70s to “every business has to have them” in the 1990s, the number of brands of computer available shrank. (Wang and Tandy were basically gone by 1990, and Amiga was on its way out — and never really got anywhere in the business market in the US anyway.) By and large, by 1990 or so, all US businesses were using either Macs or DOS-based PCs. (At that time, Windows 95 was not out yet and earlier versions of Windows were… less than wonderful.) At that time, Macs used Motorola CPUs (specifically the 680X0 family, a successor of which Freescale sells under the name “Dragonball”) but DOS PCs used Intel’s X86 family, so every Mac purchased made a bit of profit for Motorola and every DOS PC purchased gave money to Motorola’s competition. (GPUs were not A Thing yet.) Motorola’s different divisions used different platforms basically because nobody had considered the implications. Then in the mid to late 1990s, I forget the exact year, Motorola’s management announced that the entire company had to standardize on one type of computer… and they chose DOS PCs, so that their own company was paying money to a competitor instead of using their own products, and even had to make an enormous payment right away to bring the non-compliant divisions up to speed. That’s the kind of decision making they do.
This is targeted aid; i.e. focusing on a specific donation campaign to increase chances of that person meeting their goal and, in this case, evacuating a warzone.
If you have a few dollars to spare, please send it to Aser and his family.
If you don’t, share the link with others who might. Link is in the header.
thank you to everyone sharing this! look how much closer they have gotten to their goal! 7/10ths of the way there!
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they have 300,816 krona to go, which is about 28,781 usd.
please donate if you can! thank you to everyone who has already donated <3 you are wonderful people
I mean like. The abrupt, tragic loss of one’s individual identity, memory, and morality, replaced only by hunger, is kind of like. The principal thing about zombies. In my opinion
seems like you can make anything sound cooler by making it a TikTok thing, like “as seen on TikTok”, I wonder what’s the weirdest thing you could apply that to
Now I’m just picturing a section of junk products labeled “As Seen On TikTok” replacing the “As Seen On TV” stuff.
Google informs me there is a “famous tiktok pasta” but most of the products are obviously clothes and cosmetics or dances and exercises.
A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. “qwertyuiop” beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.
A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. “qwertyuiop” beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.
for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.
liking a post is literally useless here. we don’t have an algorithm. we see posts when people reblog them onto our dashes, they show up in a tag we’re following/searching, or they end up chucked into our recommended page (very inaccurate, basically just popular posts that may be vaguely related to your interests sometimes). liking doesn’t do anything. it’s just a button that’s there to show, hey, i saw this post. or you’re saving it for later
for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.
liking a post is literally useless here. we don’t have an algorithm. we see posts when people reblog them onto our dashes, they show up in a tag we’re following/searching, or they end up chucked into our recommended page (very inaccurate, basically just popular posts that may be vaguely related to your interests sometimes). liking doesn’t do anything. it’s just a button that’s there to show, hey, i saw this post. or you’re saving it for later
My pigeon griffin is my latest arrival at the Jonathon Bancroft-Snell Gallery for their “Life after Beal” Bealart (my high school art program) alumni show!
Currently available for $600cad.
Feel free to check out the link and drop them an email for inquiries! International shipping available.
If you’re local stop on by when you have a chance and see if anything available for purchase catches your eye :)
the abelism of this is disgusting, ya’ll will jump at any oppertunity to say its ok to euthanise disabled people. how quickly you go to “natural selection” about it, you are disgusting for calling this nuanced because of disability.
the abelism of this is disgusting, ya’ll will jump at any oppertunity to say its ok to euthanise disabled people. how quickly you go to “natural selection” about it, you are disgusting for calling this nuanced because of disability.
It will never not baffle me how hard society tries to insist that fatness is an abnormality. The average western woman wears plus size clothing. One of the smallest garments on the scale is called a medium. Most people with anorexia are in the overweight bmi category, yet somehow that’s known as “atypical anorexia”. Fatness is often labeled the cause of a number of diseases, but there are literally no diseases exclusive to fat bodies. Looking at movies and television, you’d think the world was 98% thin people. It’s not.
My point isn’t that if it was pretty rare to be fat, fatphobia would be okay. Of course not.
My point is that we’re surrounded by all these artificial indicators that fatness is unnatural and uncommon and it’s just not true?? Humans are not always thin and we’ve never all been thin and we’re not all meant to be thin. Fat humans are a normal type of human. Fatness is a feature, not a bug.
My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:
1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU’RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.
2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.
3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.
4. If you’re at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.
a beautiful man with long black hair dressed in all white sat next to me on the train back from denmark. i complimented his outfit, and he asked me where the train was going. after i told him, he then pointed at my shirt which says ‘catastrophe’ and said “oh i know a lot about those.” and laughed uproariously.
and then he asked me “do you know about norse mythology?” and i said yes a bit because i read the edda a decade ago, and he said “i met fenrir in denmark” and i said that’s probably not good if fenrir is walking around. and he said “oh don’t worry about it, vithar will take care of it” and i replied oh but that’s ragnarøk, that’s still pretty bad for us mortals is it not? and he grinned at me like i said something incredibly funny. and then he ignored me for the rest of the train ride?
“Freaky Friday” was not in fact a real movie which existed BUT had recently entered production as a film because people kept referencing it any time body swapping came up so the movie industry was just like “well I guess we have to make that movie now” and there was already a niche internet fan-base for it.
what they don’t tell you is that a well-written fic can get you to ship anything, and i mean ANYTHING. notp? not anymore. you will stay up late thinking about and crying over them for the rest of your life. characters you don’t even know from a piece of media you’ve never engaged with? fuck it, they belong to you now. problematic ship that you loved to hate and now just love to love, that you must never tell your friends about? don’t worry, ao3 knows how to keep a secret. like. a well-written fic will have you acting UP and that’s a fact baby !!
