September 2024

dumbtrannybitch:

elodieunderglass:

english-history-trip:

utopians:

utopians:

utopians:

69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs

england is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it’s just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a country with almost 5 times its population

going to one pub every single day it would take you 130 years to go to every pub in britain

I’ve plugged our route into Google, who’s with me

Pub crawl impractical think we’re going to have to pub speedrun this one lads

giving northern ireland back would make it alot more doable

washeduprockstr:

nightmarechamillian:

teathattast:

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

thinkspam:

cute-catts:

That sound 😭😅

figsandfandoms:

new idea for the presidential debate: every time a candidate doesn’t directly answer a yes or no question, they get a buzzer. a loud, loud buzzer until they say either yes or no

butch-snorlax:

mr-3rr0r:

@mousegirlheart everyone supporting u

dragon-in-a-fez:

sycamorality:

fluff-e-boy:

Graphic design is my passion

reblog to grab your mutuals with tongs like this

solid orange cat management strategy also

lambylin:

crazy-brazilian:

lunarfireflies:

Tyren is just a little guy :]]]]

This character is made by the wonderful @bamsara!

goldensunset:

‘do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work’ thank you for asking! yes i do

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

When I worked at the second coffee shop we had three sizes of ice cream, junior, single, and double, and they were all a *lot* of ice cream.

People would come up to the counter and ask for a double with strawberry and cookie dough and I’d say “you might want to do a single or junior with two flavors instead of a double, a double is really big” and they wouldn’t listen, and it was always a delight to watch their eyes open in mild panic as the scoops materialized in front of them.

But the *best* was when a kid would ask “dad can i have a double scoop?” And I’d say “you might want a junior scoop with two flavors, they’re big scoops” and the parent would say “no, he wants a double” because i worked at that coffee shop for six years and I had a lot of time to practice and very strong arms and I could easily pack a pint and a half of ice cream on top of a sugar cone, and I did so with gleeful abandon every time someone made that mistake and the kids *loved* it when I’d pass the cone over and it would almost tip out of their hands with the weight of the ice cream.

Kids who ordered a junior cone *also* got a truly unmanageable amount of ice cream, but that was never as amusing to me as watching the parents’ reactions as I was shoveling a monkey’s paw worth of ice cream into a waffle cone and they couldn’t change their mind mid-scoop because after all I *had* warned them and backing out after telling me to go ahead would be admitting defeat.

Anyway. If you were a kid who had an unwieldy double scoop at Bean Town Coffee Bar from 2005 to 2011, I hope you had as much fun with your ice cream as I did.

Also we did not give a single fuck about seasons so you could order a PSL or a peppermint latte whenever because who cares if it was “off season ” drink your coffee.

We would also stick a slice of pie in a blender with some vanilla ice cream and a splash of milk and call that a smoothie.

We had Italian sodas, which are soda water, syrup, and half and half, so we had about 40 flavors of torani syrup. Once there was this teenager who had lost a bet whose friends made him order an Italian soda with every flavor. I had nothing better to do so I filled an extra large cup with a half second pour of each flavor, mixed it together, poured half into a 20oz cup (waaaaaaaaay too much syrup for an Italian soda) and served the drink (i charged them for ten syrup shots). Since I had a bunch of the mixture left over, I tried it in a more moderate ratio in an Italian soda, and i can *still* taste the creme de menthe, blueberry, and caramel overwhelming everything else.

The kid drank his entire Italian soda and then threw up.

Friend, this isn’t even the interesting coffee shop.

misplacedlizard:

ach-sss-no:

irishironclad:

denmark-street:

3rd person is the most common perspective style…

I want to trap the can’t-read-3rd-person poster in the same room as one of those people who hates 1st person so much they want to wipe it from the universe (usually through not being widely read and only encountering 1st person ever in a particularly annoying type of YA fiction). then we’d see who wins, and if they manage to overcome their differences and fall in love. i think i could make a whole anime out of that

The encounter between them should be narrated in second-person. To annoy both of them.

the-crab-demigod:

rain-droplet:

theo-window:

vinnybox:

l4byr1nthz1:

artastic-foe:

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

zzoupz:

transgendercyborg-deactivated20:

pyrobchilling:

Oh shit I just realized I can post the “Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You” here

his friend “Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You”

Their long suffering associate, the “Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)”

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

What did he do to deserve this

punished by the council

ALWAYS reblog punished by the council

caughtthedarkness93:

lukadjo:

Do you think a third attempt on trumps life will be made by the end of Biden’s term?

Yes

Yes, the third time’s the charm

No, that’s unlikely

See Results

…Please don’t make Donald Trump into a martyr, y'all.

If he gets assassinated, you’ll stop him this election, but that’s what’ll happen, and it’ll extend his power beyond the grave. Right now, I’m fully convinced that he’s destroying the American conservative movement as we know it through the sheer power of his inability to care about anything that’s irrelevant to him. This man will say or do anything if it gets people to clap and cheer, and as he’s currently the strongest bastion of conservative thought, that means that he’s the ideological standards-bearer.

Except that Donald Trump doesn’t have an ideology. I’m fully convinced the man doesn’t actually believe in anything but his own glorification and not going to prison, and that he will say and do anything to facilitate that. Alive, Trump demonstrates that so frequently and so blatantly that by lifting him up, conservatives only hurt themselves. Alive, Trump goes into debates and gets stuck in a pissing contest about how big his crowds are and says batshit stuff about post-natal abortions.

Dead, he can say anything that they want. Dead, he can fully believe in their cause. Did he? No. Not at all. But that doesn’t matter.

If Trump gets assassinated, I figure in most cases, it’ll stop him from winning this election, but the movement he created will only become stronger.

If Trump loses the election, he’ll likely end up actually facing legal consequences from what he’s done, be financially ruined, and claim it’s all a conspiracy as his brand, his company and his wealth, everything that matters, crumble around him. Some people will believe him, demand this injustice be righted, blah blah blah, but the further away from his political relevance we get, the less people will care.

Meanwhile, without his cult of personality, what is there that conservative Americans still stand for? Anti-abortion? They killed Roe v. Wade like they’d been promising for years, and delivering on that promise actively weakened them. Family values? They’re currently dealing with a crisis because Trump and one of his greatest sycophants are acting like they’re fucking behind the scenes. About the only thing they have left is guns, and that’s a really weak position to stand on after two different pro-gun people have tried to assassinate your ex-president and in a country where according to Pew Research, 61 percent of Americans believe it’s too easy to get a gun. All they have is racist and transphobic fearmongering at this point, and that has a limited lifespan given that more and more are meeting people who are in the vulnerable groups that they’re targeting and those kinds of relationships are great at inoculating people against that fear. After all, if your buddy Marnie is trans, you’re not thinking of some nebulous hypothetical horror when they talk about trans people. You’re thinking of her.

If Donald Trump gets assassinated, his cult of personality does not die with him. It just becomes more flexible. And that cult of personality is more dangerous than Trump himself. Trump didn’t write Project 2025, after all. But it absolutely exists because of that cult of personality.

So please stop trying to kill this man. Alive, he’s a liability to conservative thought. Dead, he’s an asset. Let him get absolutely humiliated. That’ll not only be the worst fate imaginable for him, but it’ll also take all that power away.

While this is an interesting and valuable statement

I would like to say

That this Tumblr poll fortunately or unfortunately doesn’t have the power to decide whether he lives or dies

merytsetesh:

proship-selfship:

I’m starting to find evidence on twitter of antis encouraging each other to shun friends and family for not being one of them and I am deeply concerned. This is some cult shit.

“should I shun my friend for being proship even though they’re my only irl friend?”

“Should I shun my mother for being proship?”

The answer to both of these is GET HELP. You are being brainwashed into thinking that your friends and family are dangerous when you know that they wouldn’t hurt anyone. See a therapist, take some time off the internet, reevaluate your situation. Fiction does not take precedence over your loved ones.

I’m tagging this with “antis please interact” because I think they need to see this too, and hopefully it helps someone. Your loved ones are not dangerous because of their taste in fiction.

It’s really disturbing how we are watching a really unhealthy, purity obsessed minority become way, way too vocal. Are they becoming a majority among young fans, or are they just drowning out the other opinions?

Do these CHILDREN realize they are parroting the conservative “think of the children” dog whistle? Do they not realize that the same irrational fear of fiction negatively affecting reality is the same logic these book banning bigoted assholes are using to justify pulling books with LGBTQ characters? Because they are scared their straight child will become gay from reading a book! Because we all know THAT’S how that works, right?!

If reading books with queer characters doesn’t make you gay, why the fuck would reading a fanfic with an underage character make you a pedophile? Did watching Game of Thrones make everyone suddenly cool with incest? No! Nothing changed!

Maybe these kids are confusing the concept of Representation Matters, where telling minority focused stories can be beneficial for that minority. Except they can’t tell the difference between Watsonian and Doylelist analysis of a story. They can’t differentiate between what the author is saying, what the setting is saying, and what a character is saying. So they think any mention of these “bad” things is bad because clearly it is condoning the behavior! Because video games DEFINITELY made me think murder is okay in real life, so I will definitely start grooming children because I read a teacher/student high school AU!

ITS’ THE SAME FAULTY LOGIC!!

txttletale:

starting an evil thrift store called badwill. all money goes to evil causes like cancer research (researching how to give more people cancer), feeding the hungry (to wild dogs) and supporting veterans

fashionablyfyrdraaca:

PSA: BAD LITTERBOX

i don’t usually make posts like this, but this is a truly upsetting topic to me as a lifelong cat owner, so i feel i have a duty to share my knowledge with others.

there is a type of automatic litterbox for cats being sold that is EXTREMELY dangerous and has killed numerous cats through blunt force trauma, suffocation, etc. this litterbox is being sold under different brand names and logos, so i will include the picture of the model and two links to informational videos with more evidence and eloquence than i am able to provide.

please consider not having this type of litterbox in your home for your furry friends. me and my 16 year old tortie, puddy, want the best for all your kitty friends

image of litterbox below:


here are my two video links that provide proof and testimonials of this harmful product:

This Scam is Killing Cats by penguinz0

The DEADLY self-cleaning litter boxes that have flooded the market by One Man Five Cats

feraligatr:

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

aseriouscomedian:

nordy-draws-stuff:

craptaztic:

riverdancekat:

iguanamouth:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tolkientrash:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

tacticalcinnamonroll:

grymmdark:

tuiccim:

Say it LOUDER!!!!

im not christian, but i have encountered so many transphobic christians that actually hearing someone in a position of authority in their religion actively support trans people makes me feel like maybe there is hope

More leaders in the traditionalist branches/denominations/etc. need to speak out like this. When compassion, kindness and love lead both beliefs and actions, then lives are valued, saved, and cherished. And if that’s not the point, then what is? What righteousness can there ever be in cruelty? Whose pocket does it pick, whose leg does it break to simply be kind? If not now, when?

tacticalcinnamonroll:

grymmdark:

tuiccim:

Say it LOUDER!!!!

im not christian, but i have encountered so many transphobic christians that actually hearing someone in a position of authority in their religion actively support trans people makes me feel like maybe there is hope

More leaders in the traditionalist branches/denominations/etc. need to speak out like this. When compassion, kindness and love lead both beliefs and actions, then lives are valued, saved, and cherished. And if that’s not the point, then what is? What righteousness can there ever be in cruelty? Whose pocket does it pick, whose leg does it break to simply be kind? If not now, when?

tacticalcinnamonroll:

grymmdark:

tuiccim:

Say it LOUDER!!!!

im not christian, but i have encountered so many transphobic christians that actually hearing someone in a position of authority in their religion actively support trans people makes me feel like maybe there is hope

More leaders in the traditionalist branches/denominations/etc. need to speak out like this. When compassion, kindness and love lead both beliefs and actions, then lives are valued, saved, and cherished. And if that’s not the point, then what is? What righteousness can there ever be in cruelty? Whose pocket does it pick, whose leg does it break to simply be kind? If not now, when?

randomitemdrop:

luisonte:

Hay que ahorrar espacio

Item: various furniture designed using Cybertronian technology

catasters:

mere-technicality:

girldotnet:

Good evening. My detestable Zoomer child just called my beloved Pound Symbol (#) a “Hashtag”. Any Suggestions on how I could punish such insolence? I’ve already Obliterated all of her favourite toys.

onewolfaday:

089. based on one of my irl wolf stuffed animals :-3

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

🐻feltedfur Follow

pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

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🐇velveteen-everything Follow

got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

🐇velveteen-everything Follow

the hawks

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🐉shinyscales Follow

this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

🥽pooltoy82 Follow

lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

🐉shinyscales Follow

i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

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🦭 sealofapproval Follow

FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

🐭 m4m4_p0ssum Follow

WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

990 notes

🐭 plushiepolls Follow

button eyes or bead eyes cuter?

button eyes

bead eyes

See Results

🐉shinyscales Follow

lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

🧑 thatoneweirdhumanplushie Follow

op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

▶️ stuffedyoutooz Follow

some of us dont even have eyes!

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🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

▶️ stuffedyoutooz Follow

what breed of dog op

🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

poodle? does it matter?

▶️ stuffedyoutooz Follow

no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

man come on

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str8aura-no-not-that-one:

Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

🐻feltedfur Follow

pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

23 notes

🐇velveteen-everything Follow

got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

🐇velveteen-everything Follow

the hawks

14.1k notes

🐉shinyscales Follow

this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

🥽pooltoy82 Follow

lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

🐉shinyscales Follow

i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

4 notes

🦭 sealofapproval Follow

FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

🐭 m4m4_p0ssum Follow

WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

990 notes

🐭 plushiepolls Follow

button eyes or bead eyes cuter?

button eyes

bead eyes

See Results

🐉shinyscales Follow

lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

🧑 thatoneweirdhumanplushie Follow

op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

▶️ stuffedyoutooz Follow

some of us dont even have eyes!

13k notes

🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

▶️ stuffedyoutooz Follow

what breed of dog op

🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

poodle? does it matter?

▶️ stuffedyoutooz Follow

no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

man come on

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raevenlywrites:

fairycosmos:

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

Yeah, that checks out

reginaldqueribundus:

gaybastich:

crazy-brazilian:

there’s a really good scene in the comics where Superman is posing as Bruce Wayne and Deathstroke comes to assassinate him

To be clear, Deathstroke was hired to kill Bruce Wayne. He has no idea about any of the Batman stuff and he definitely doesn’t know “Bruce” is currently a bulletproof alien demigod.

So he slips “Bruce” a deadly neurotoxin but it just makes Superman really drunk so Deathstroke tries to stab him but obviously his sword breaks and Superman, who is currently completely shitfaced, throws Deathstroke, who has no idea what the hell is happening, into the ocean

caeruluspirit:

cyberdungeon:

When someone looks at abstract art and is like “ugh, I could’ve made that” it’s like…yeah? You think you could’ve? I like how those squiggles and splatters look, and how the colors play against each other, and I bet you could make something like that too. Wanna give it a try? I’ve got acrylics and tape and cardboard we could experiment on. It’s fun to break art and composition down to its bare essentials without worrying about things like representation or naturalism. Come on, let’s paint some lines.

“i could’ve made that” sure man, lets go. what colors are you drawn to. splash some blue on there, there you go, a splatter. it’s alright if it’s drippy, it’s just abstract. it’s easy. red? okay, cool- making a big smear? sure. paint however, man. use your hands. make a mess. sure, it’s got your handprint, and you were kinda mad at it before. but hey, i like the colors you picked. hey, might not be intentional, but the harsher strokes kinda gave way to softer colors- you had more fun here? cool. anyway, since you don’t like abstract art, you wanna toss this? or are you more attached to this raw expression of emotion than you thought you’d be? do you wanna go back to that art museum now?

bamsara:

anuphim:

meow

meow

radicalgraff:

Stickers seen around NYC in the days after cops opened fire in the NYC subway, shooting a fellow officer, two bystanders, and an alleged “fair evader” they were attempting to apprehend.

radicalgraff:

Stickers seen around NYC in the days after cops opened fire in the NYC subway, shooting a fellow officer, two bystanders, and an alleged “fair evader” they were attempting to apprehend.

mychemicallazaruspit:

hexquestt:

ryan-sometimes:

ryan-sometimes:

Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

Context: This guy from my frat (I’m in a coed academic frat) is really into geography, and he’s been trying to learn all the state capitals of Brazil. I happen to be Brazilian, so I’ve been helping him learn them along with pronunciations. One day I was eating a pack of m&ms and decided to quiz him. If he got the question right he got an m&m, and if he got it wrong I’d eat it. Thus a tradition between us was born. If I’m eating a snack I’ll quiz him a bit and give him a tiny treat if he’s right.

Anyways, today I was in our frat lounge eating some m&ms by myself, kinda minding my own business. I eventually got really bored and wondered what would happen if I gave everyone in a lounge an m&m except for him, so I did that. He noticed and then started dropping every Brazilian state capital he could think of, getting increasingly desperate until he just started naming random Brazilian cities. A few of them he repeated multiple times to get the perfect pronunciation. It was like watching a dog do every trick it knows in rapid succession, just hoping something would get a treat. I eventually gave him a few m&ms and started wondering what the hell I’ve done

Thank you @clearancecreedwatersurvival :O (genuine, I love learning new things)

#yeah it's not Pavlovian because it's operant conditioning not classical conditioning #skinner not pavlov #this frat brother is a rat fruitlessly pressing the lever repeatedly to try and get some sugar water #what op has actually done is take on the role of a slot machineALT

bloedgetuige:

bloedgetuige:

having a cat is great. there’s a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

cometconnoisseur:

leololcat:

freakxwannaxbe:

I feel like I am being held hostage

my arms are tied behind my back my mouth is covered with duct tape i am tied to a chair and this is what i see

All of you are ungrateful. I worked very hard on this date.

You goddamned supervillain!

cometconnoisseur:

leololcat:

freakxwannaxbe:

I feel like I am being held hostage

my arms are tied behind my back my mouth is covered with duct tape i am tied to a chair and this is what i see

All of you are ungrateful. I worked very hard on this date.

cometconnoisseur:

leololcat:

freakxwannaxbe:

I feel like I am being held hostage

my arms are tied behind my back my mouth is covered with duct tape i am tied to a chair and this is what i see

All of you are ungrateful. I worked very hard on this date.

cometconnoisseur:

leololcat:

freakxwannaxbe:

I feel like I am being held hostage

my arms are tied behind my back my mouth is covered with duct tape i am tied to a chair and this is what i see

All of you are ungrateful. I worked very hard on this date.

fefairys:

fefairys:

fefairys:

sometimes you need to give up committing to the bit when someone genuinely can’t tell if it’s a bit or not and is getting distressed about it :/ sorry

sometimes all u need to do is take one second to say “(yeah this is a bit)” if someone is genuinely asking because they genuinely can’t tell, and then you can continue with the bit. i just feel like refusing to acknowledge someone saying “i cant tell if youre joking or not” and you just continue, or even say, “im not joking” then you’re not being very funny, you’re just being kind of mean, i think.

obviously there is nuance to this and if you know someone really well sometimes going in harder on the bit will make them get that it’s a bit and that’s fine if you know them. but just be mindful, yknow? not everyone can pick up on stuff like that, and pushing harder on a bit by saying “im serious” when someone asks if you’re joking or not can be harmful in some situations.

criesincomicsans:

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

vigilantsycamore:

itsawritblr:

itsforexposure:

A few years ago I was paid $10K to illustrate a picture book, and it took 6 months.

AI is fucking killing the market. And its “illustrations” are shit.

So I did the maths and. $150 over 2-3 days - let’s say 2.5 days and assume a 7.5 hour working day (i.e. 8 hours with a lunch break). That works out to roughly $8 an hour. I don’t know what the minimum wage is in the US but I converted that to GBP and it’s less than two-thirds of minimum wage in the UK.

It’s also less than $3 per illustration. And about 20 minutes per illustration. Speaking as someone who does some art in its free time, if you ask me to make you something in 20 minutes for $3 all you’re getting is stick figures and my spit in your eyes

tatrismus-t3ismus-deactivated20:

funkyness:

foxgirlintestines:

twenty-third-order-simulacra:

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

🥇☝️👑🎉🏆

🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺MAGYARORSZÁG VILÁGBAJNOK🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

This guy’s blood has as much alcohol as an actual beer. Imagine if a vampire took a bite into that and woke up the next night having to try to retrace everything that happened The Hangover style.

cracking over a boy with the cold ones

the beer stuff is not true, but 5,67 ‰ or 0,567 % would be enough for his blood to cross the czech legal definition of an alcoholic drink - 0,5%

depsidase:

voyeurhour:

miracle-falcon:

I am in AWE of the confidence on display here.

listen, bc i am seeing this in non-robo circles now, you all have to understand the sheer confidence mangalho had here.

Rung is an original transformer character written by James Roberts aka the guy who replied with “what?”. He’s also been called his self-insert. so you know, imagine you tweeting abt wanting to snort someone’s pussy dust, and the creator of that character wants to know what the fuck is up with you.

and instead of going oops sorry! you stare back into his eyes and tell him to read

depsidase:

skippyisntfunny:

ramblingpilgrim:

Tony Hawk is probably the best evidence that people would never recognize Clark Kent as Superman in real life.