September 2024

bees-official:

unluckyshinyhunter:

i don’t think i wanna do that

Oh hey ny mom did that once

hesperocyon-lesbian:

apas-95:

hesperocyon-lesbian:

This is regarding an incident where Israel bombed dozens of Lebanese civilians using explosive pagers they slipped into the supply chain. Never let any of the people in this screenshot try to convince you they aren’t thrilled at the death of civilians as long as those civilians are Arabs

legitimately just an indiscriminate terror bombing of the sort that would be plainly reviled if it weren’t done by israel. slipping explosives into an intercepted shipment of civilian electronics most commonly used by, like, doctors. around 3000 civilians have been injured, and nine died, including a child. but no yeah epic meme, gay tumblr poster, your favourite ethnostate blew up the arab’s groins

Literally he thinks everyone injured in this attack deserved it. Sometimes zionists will just say something so horrific I don’t even have a response

yokohama-crackhouse:

emooz-8:

I believed in you and your love. Please do not let me down and save my family from this war. Take them out of Sudan so that they can enjoy some stability and security.

many thanks!



This is my house after it was bombed in June and we are inside it

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spookyfoxinc:

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

alisonzai:

otto-tigtea:

He really doesn’t want to show his sketch

I am cringe, but I am free

clownboybebop:

clownboybebop:

I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed

not that I don’t appreciate the tags reassuring me that at least it was better than shoplifting, very supportive very sweet, but you are voicing this opinion from imagination world bc there is no question that shoplifting would have been immeasurably cooler then whatever the fuck this was

maybmila:

They can dish it, but they can’t take it

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

i forgot to tell yall but there was a tiktok where trump said something about creating a giant faucet to “help with the water problem” and we showed it to the white woman at work and she was like “yeah this makes sense, i dont get why you’re laughing” like shes gone there’s no saving her

me and my black coworker are kind of silently performing an experiment where we see how far she will go to defend him

more interesting is im being her “black friend” because i want to know how far over the line she is willing to go if i don’t call her out on what she says.

28dayslater:

Party poll is truly the post that keeps on giving

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

aromanticduck:

leebrontide:

depsidase:

The research is clear that homework almost never actually increases comprehension or retention, particularly in children. It’s just one of the “shoulds” that we all got used to. Bunch of worker drone training Calvinist nonsense.

[Image description: a tweet with the username cropped out which says:

‘Potentially unpopular opinion: if you can’t teach the whole curriculum without homework, your curriculum is the problem. Kids aren’t “quiet quitting” by expecting to only do work @ school. After 7-8 hours of work, they should expect to protect their peace & find joy when they leave’

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I can only speak for the school I work in but:

  • All homework given out is stuff we’ve already covered in class
  • The overlap between the kids who most need the extra practice and the kids who regularly do their homework is pretty small
  • The time we spend giving out, explaining, going through answers and marking the damn homework is probably enough to just recap the topic in class

Literally, the only useful homework I remember doing was math.

Everything else was pretty much unnecessary for actually learning anything.

What does copying all these history questions from my book to my notebook actually help with? I’ll have to read the section a bajilion times to memorize it for the assessment anyway. That homework didn’t help me learn the subject, and neither did a majority of the others.

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

aromanticduck:

leebrontide:

depsidase:

The research is clear that homework almost never actually increases comprehension or retention, particularly in children. It’s just one of the “shoulds” that we all got used to. Bunch of worker drone training Calvinist nonsense.

[Image description: a tweet with the username cropped out which says:

‘Potentially unpopular opinion: if you can’t teach the whole curriculum without homework, your curriculum is the problem. Kids aren’t “quiet quitting” by expecting to only do work @ school. After 7-8 hours of work, they should expect to protect their peace & find joy when they leave’

End description]


I can only speak for the school I work in but:

  • All homework given out is stuff we’ve already covered in class
  • The overlap between the kids who most need the extra practice and the kids who regularly do their homework is pretty small
  • The time we spend giving out, explaining, going through answers and marking the damn homework is probably enough to just recap the topic in class

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

libramooon:

richie tozier core

I need everyone to see this picture from the 4th article.

skyrocket66:

Pomni showing Kinger a Tech Deck. A panel of a digital circus comic that I never got around to finishing

bibbysstuff:

✨Hi it’s been a while since I’ve posted here but I’m still getting held down by artblock and busy with uni but don’t dw im not giving up on this account so as compensation have this recent commission i got of Kinito from my kofi! ☕

Have a great day/night! ❤️

piedontmessaround:

nitrostreak:

frazelclapclap:

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

What the FUCK

acorviart:

ceramic figure of a black cat laid out like a tube
ALT
ceramic figure of a black cat laid out like a tube
ALT

long long man

this was supposed to be a chopstick or brush rest, but the final product is not very good at its job. just like a real cat

narinder looking polite like this:

parememi:

…. i hate it actually

:-)

parememi:

dear god. what have i done. how many of you will do this

They're everywhere pare what the hell happened

WHY HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

parememi:

IM SORRY DONT BLAME ME

Oh can you draw narinder with your shitten when they were v small, maybe doing cat related activities (my cat decided to "adopt" our new kitten and it's all very cute) and I'd love to see some soft narinder w a little one

Otherwise I'd be interested in seeing either pre betrayal or post defeat/revival bishop family interactions

parememi:

i now request that you send pictures of your catsPLEASEPLEASEPLWASEPLEASEPLEASEPLWQDEPLEASE

plutosoda:

coffee run happened at a goofy time.

parememi:

aniimoni:

ditzyclown:

loveridden1999:

the hill me and the mutuals are dying on

Looking at all my moots knowingly

jokes on u i was born on that hill

funny story

pupu-platter:

jly:

funnystories:

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

I love robbery and fraud

left-reminders:

excalibelle:

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

apolladay:

Are you older than Google??

yes

no

exactly the same age actually

See Results

chronicpaingirlie:

chronicpaingirlie:

shaking myself (very gently) . being in pain takes a lot of energy!!!!!! being in pain is exhausting!!!!!!! you are not lazy or weak because you need to spend so much time resting, this is your body coping with how much pain you’re in literally 24/7!!!!!!!!!

addition: feeling big emotions is exhausting & takes a lot of energy!!!!!!!! needing to rest after having big feelings isn’t a sign of being weak or lazy either!!!!!!!! your body needs time to rest & recover even when it isn’t for a ‘normal’ reason

archmotif:

“you should be at the club” incorrect “you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair” well this we cannot refute.

low-selfesteem-and-god-complex:

possumsinatrenchcoat:

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

*crying and shaking* please reblog from me, please i beg of you

Trod is so incredibly good I spent the entire night reading it until like 5am and then had a dream where they sluggishly argued over the ethics of cannibalism. Peak

bamsara:

I agree with your dream brain, I think they would have sleepy arguments like this (thanks for liking the fic skdhgsdk)

fgrobichiko:

transmechanicus:

chillyfeetsteak:

catasters:

the beautiful and luminous moon

the peeled and delicious banana

the sauceless and cold rice grain

onithelovedemon:

lesbianralzarek:

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

felixfeliccis:

felixfeliccis:

Preach I guess

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

imperfectlibrarian:

imperfectlibrarian:

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

This post is now about a far-right politician and one of the best moments of Brazilian live TV:

trans-girl-nausicaa:

hellbabyfromhell:

umm awesome ad i just got wtf

nickyflowers:

had a dream about getting addicted to vaseline on toast. my girlfriend crying, begging me to stop eating “that miserable greasy toast”

cognitiveinequality:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Twitter thread from  Dr Sarah Taber (@SarahTaber_bww) that reads:

Hi! Crop scientist here. This "male trees are a capitalist scam" idea worked its way to TikTok from a hustler named Tim Ogren.

Spreading this disinfo around is just doing free advertising for him.ALT
Most tree species have both male and female flowers. And/or, every single flower on the tree has both pollen & ovaries.

There are no "male vs female trees" for most species. It is impossible to plant only male trees.

So this is bullshit right off the bat lol

Trees do not respect the human gender binary

you could say the reason we have so much pollen is not landscaping, capitalism, or "botanical sexism," it's just that trees are super fuckin queer

and you would be right.

The biggest pollen offenders tend to be 2 classes of plants:

-Pines, oaks, maples, & other shade trees that have both M &F flowers.

-Ragweed & other "soft" weeds in untended lots. Not street trees.ALT
Also the idea that all that pollen floats around bc "there aren't enough tree pussies to catch it" is WOW, I love it

In a 100% gender-balanced forest you'd still have ~8 bazillion pollen grains for every ovary because pollen is just a lot cheaper to grow than eggs.

Pollen is so cheap that trees can afford to make extra. Like, a LOT of extra.

Wind pollination is also imprecise! You don't have bees that are gonna carry the pollen to its destination for you. It's a game of numbers. You gotta make clouds of that shit to land any on a seed.

That's why there are clouds of pollen in the spring.

It's not because of capitalist cityscaping.

It's because of nature. That's evolution & plain old math. That's how wind pollination works! You gotta fill the air with pollen!

If cities had lots of pollen bc of landscaping decisions, then you'd expect it to be better in rural areas.

But it's not!

Spring pollen is WORSE in rural areas

because there are MORE TREES.

More trees, more tree jizz.ALT
The best I can figure with this guy's whole scam is he heard about ginkgoes, which are the ONE (1) common species of urban shade tree where an individual is either male or female.

and then he started telling people ALL trees work like that, because he is a scammer.

The thing you have to understand about ginkgoes is the female trees aren't just "messy." Mess means flies & rats. Having worked in orchards, people from outside do not understand how the ground in an apple orchard can wind up caked in applesauce. So many flies. Eesh.

(if you're thinking "but I picked apples in an orchard once & it was fine"

that's because that grove got extra landscaping for the tourists, paid for by agritourism money. that ain't gonna fly with municipal budgets.)

So the mess alone is a valid reason, for ginkgoes, to only go with male trees.

People talk about "learning from the wisdom of the past." You know what people in the past did? Kept orchards & other very-messy farming practices *outside the city*! Because flies & rats!

Urban fruit trees are a terrible proposal. Not a good solution for providing food, and a rat & fly problem waiting to happen.

If you have to do urban orchards, do nuts! They're cleaner, make more food value, & more compatible w human density.ALT
The thing about nuts though is every single tree has both male & female flowers & they're wind-pollinated.

They make HUGE pollen clouds.

So yeah "fix allergy problems by planting female food trees" is junk science.

So yeah there's a guy with a "consulting firm" who runs around telling people he can make allergies go away by getting trees to fuck more.

He threw in juuuuust enough "blame capitalism" to hijack people's lived experience & carry his scam all over the internet.

He's even gotten his biologically illiterate teachings into relatively trusted publications like Atlas Obscura.ALT
The version of plant sex he gives in this article is just…not reality.

His story starts w "realizing that almost all the plants around him were male!"

Ya no shit dude, most plants have both M & F flowers. That's what you saw.

That's plant bio 101!

He's also got this lurid account of ginkgo sperm "trying to invade people's cells" and wow that much sexual assault imagery is both incorrect & a really effective scare tactic for tapping people's anxieties to sell his shit ideas. Well played, scam dude.

Like, the more I look at his stuff the more it looks like he's tapping into a lot of people's anxieties around sex as much as he is around capitalism.

Take it from an ex-mormon, sexual scare tactics just make everything weird LMAO

Ogren doesn't just take advantage of people's ignorance about plant sex. He's actively encouraging it so he can make money.

He's also taking advantage of people with a real problem, allergies, & selling them fake solutions. Again, to make money.ALT
This dude's shitty ideas used to just crop up every spring.

This is the first time I've seen it circulating in August!

We're really, really close to his personal marketing bullshit becoming how most people think plants work.

That fuckin sucks.

In summary, there are a LOT of things we should be more thoughtful about when it comes to urban & household tree plantings.

Water efficiency, whether the wood is soft & they'll fall over & crush things, not planting invasive species, how they look, amt of shade, wildlife value.

But this whole "male trees bad" schtick is some bullshit because "male trees" barely even exist.

Yes there have been changes in pollen abundance over time!

And it's because of CLIMATE CHANGE.ALT

elhamabujabal:

bamsara:

Concept comic for a scene I’m writing for Trod

Takes place in the before-Shamura and mass dissention arc. I think the menticide mushrooms would react horrifically combined with godhood. Instead of seeing things that aren’t real, they see real things they’re not supposed to

zmpl:

peace and love on the webkinz subreddit

girlgrimer:

girlgrimer:

How are my sweetie pees

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

People will really be like “citizens aren’t their governments and don’t deserve to be punished for the actions of extremist politicians— unless it’s a country that I personally don’t like, then every citizen deserves to be tortured and murdered 🥰”

Oh, and if you’re reading this post and thinking “but [insert country] is the exception because—” then this post is about you.

catgirlfedsmoker:

hellpupp:

ceasarslegion:

Internet mobs will be like “why doesnt anyone just ADMIT when theyre WRONG anymore??!!” and then treat someone like they deserve the death penalty because they said something off-colour on twitter when they were 14

No one will admit that they were wrong if you treat being wrong like its an eternal indictment against them with no chance for rehabilitation

these tags, tbh. we fucked up when we allowed “the people you hurt aren’t obligated to accept your apology” to shift into “…so you have to shut up and accept whatever abuse is hurled your way no matter what, forever, and if you ever say anything about it, you’re deflecting and playing the victim.”

all this accomplishes is driving people to double down & refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing, bc to admit fault would be to accept that you’re a Bad Person, which means you deserve whatever you get.

bamsara:

scratch scratch

bamsara:

scratch scratch

bamsara:

scratch scratch

txttletale:

my strongest doctor who opinion from which all my others flow is that the show is fundamentally at its best when the doctor is neither straightforwardly heroic nor admirable. the doctor should be a self-absorbed douchebag loser in a shitty car backpacking through the universe like a european student but somehow more chauvinistic. and then when they are heroic it should be because simply at their heart they are 1. a chronically nosy meddler who can’t leave well enough alone and 2. and this is the important part, a fundamentally decent person despite all their flaws who will always try their best to help.

Youve heard of Mo deng, have you heard of Pesto the giant baby penguin?

nicolae-carpathia:

3liza:

beesmygod:

ITS INSANE HOW BIG THE PENGUIN IS, FRANKLY. ITS LIKE A BOWLING BALL


pesto IS huge but I also love taking the opportunity to tell people about how big penguins actually are. the penguins used in movies and the most common ones in zoos are the little guys, pesto is a king penguin, they’re slightly smaller than emperor penguins and normal adults are already the size of a human child. so who knows how big pesto will be

i had never heard of pesto before this post (the penguin, i mean, not the italian culinary paste) but i’m glad i did. he’s so big! he’s such a big penguin! i love him

bemusedlybespectacled:

shdwsilk:

gunsandfireandshit:

sitta-pusilla:

The US finally takes aim at truck bloat - The Verge

This week, the US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) stunned safety advocates by proposing new vehicle rules that it says will help reduce pedestrian deaths in America. The new rules appear aimed directly at the trend of increasingly massive SUVs and trucks, which have been shown to be more deadly to pedestrians than smaller and midsize vehicles.

Never in its 50-plus years in existence has the regulator issued new rules for automakers requiring them to change their vehicle designs to better prevent pedestrian fatalities. If enacted, the new rules could change how vehicles are designed in the US — permanently.

“It’s good to see NHTSA acknowledge that a myopic focus on pedestrian detection — which is imperfect — is no substitute for actually regulating car bloat,” said David Zipper, a senior fellow at the MIT Mobility Initiative and a Verge contributor

In recent years, NHTSA has issued a handful of new requirements aimed at reducing the number of pedestrian deaths. Earlier this year, the agency announced that automatic emergency braking would be required in all new vehicles. It also updated the New Car Assessment Program (NCAP), also known as the five-star safety rating, to account for technology that can help reduce pedestrian injuries and deaths. But it’s never before taken aim at vehicle design.

The rules announced this week would update the Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards (FMVSS), the government’s bible for everything that’s required in a new vehicle before it’s sold — from steering wheels to rearview mirrors — to set testing procedures to simulate head-to-hood impact, with the aim of reducing head injuries. If enacted, automakers will have to test their vehicles using crash test dummies representing adult and child pedestrians for the first time. NHTSA says the changes could save up to 67 lives every year.

“The US has never used pedestrian crash test dummies officially,” said Angie Schmitt, author of Right of Way: Race, Class, and the Silent Epidemic of Pedestrian Deaths in America. “I thought they were going to continue to avoid doing that even though Congress had sort of told them to do this — but apparently not.”

The proposed rules come amid a deadly period for pedestrians in this country. Each year, cars kill roughly 40,000 Americans. But while automakers have become very good at protecting people inside of vehicles, they have essentially neglected the safety of people outside of them.

SUVs and trucks, two of the most popular segments in the US, have become larger and heavier than ever before. In 2023, 31 percent of new cars in America weighed over 5,000 pounds (2.27 tons), compared to 22 percent in 2018, according to a recent investigation by The Economist. And with the shift to electric vehicles, many of those vehicles have become even heavier. The Ford F-150 Lightning has a curb weight of around 6,500 pounds, roughly 60 percent heavier than its gas equivalent.

Meanwhile, pedestrian deaths have skyrocketed in recent years. Between 2013 and 2022, pedestrian fatalities increased 57 percent, from 4,779 to 7,522, NHTSA reports. In 2022, 88 percent of pedestrian deaths occurred in single-vehicle crashes.

“I think it will exert positive pressure,” Schmitt said of the new proposal, “and maybe rein in some of the industry’s worst excesses.”

The shape of a vehicle, especially the hood, also plays a critical role in determining whether a pedestrian can survive being struck. Vehicles with hood heights of more than 40 inches and blunt front ends angled at greater than 65 degrees were 44 percent more likely to cause fatalities, according to the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety.

Automakers often point to the increasing use of technology in vehicles — cameras, blindspot detection, automatic braking — to help reduce pedestrian deaths. But rarely do they address the role that vehicle design plays in crash fatalities. That’s because big trucks and SUVs are not only popular but also better moneymakers than smaller vehicles. SUVs have a profit margin that’s 10–20 percent higher than smaller cars because they command a higher price while costing only slightly more to manufacture.

Safety advocates celebrated the news, while also noting that vehicle design is only one piece in a large, complex puzzle to make roads safer. That includes lower speed limits, infrastructure improvements, and increased enforcement of traffic laws. Many note that Europe has already gone much further to protect pedestrians, enacting rules that would prevent many of the largest vehicles produced by US manufacturers from being sold on the continent.

“Considering NHTSA estimates the new standard would save 67 lives a year, it is a step in the right direction, but it still falls behind what Europe has successfully done,” Cathy Chase, president of Advocates for Highway and Auto Safety, said. “Numerous proven solutions must be employed to improve the safety of all vulnerable road users.”

The new NHTSA proposal is an important step, but it’s just the first of many needed to turn this crisis around.

This is the ideal truck body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

yes! next step: ditch the giant suv tax break https://www.inc.com/dan-furman/the-suv-tax-deduction-loopholeis-alive-well-but-its-not-what-you-think-it-is.html

I’d argue that this is not only important for pedestrians (a mom in florida ran over her daughter dropping her off for school like last month, and that happens a lot because of how high set SUVs are), but also drivers of LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN SUV.

the one* thing I miss about my old car (a secondhand Subaru Forester, which is a small SUV) over my new car (a Subaru Impreza, a small sedan) is being able to see around corners when another car is next to me. i have trouble making righthand turns if an SUV or truck is to my left because I can’t see around them at all to know if there’s oncoming traffic.

*I also miss being able to drive in high winds without feeling like I’m going to get blown around like a leaf but that’s relatively minor