September 2024

whirling-ghost:

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate:

[ID: a tweet from south yorkshire police saying “do you know someone who lives a lavish lifestyle but doesn’t have a job? your intelligence is vital in helping us put away those who think they’re ‘untouchable’ befo…” and a blue poster about economic crime.

someone replied to this with “here he is” and a photo of king charles, sitting in an ornate gold and red seat. he is in an ostentatious red military uniform with a chestful of medals. end ID]

peppermint—extract:

Peppermint extract

snippit-crickit:

WAAAh ITS THE GUY (dont worry hes just bringing you some food that you ordered)

thickness-protection-program:

In 2024 hyper realistic graphics are no longer impressive. You know what impresses me? A fully complete and functional game at launch

rtiodev:

I’ve been a local PHP community/meetup organizer for about 10 years, and I also run Discord/Telegram groups on the same topic. I was thinking, why not start a PHP Tumblr community as well? If you want to join, follow https://www.tumblr.com/communities/phpeanuts

Hey. Saw your post. I want you to take ten deep breaths for me. Now put your hand over your heart. Feel that? That's life. That's purpose. Keep your hand there. Keep breathing, count to twenty. Stay alive. Raise awareness about Australia's version of KOSA. Make your voice heard. Don't end it all. Stay alive, make a difference. People care about you, don't forget it. We're here for you.

im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime:

f4y3w00d5:

im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime:

f4y3w00d5:

Last time with the tickles vs giggles case it took ages to even get to 10k. when i did a KOSA post i got less and even more hate.

noone cares about my voice. i could never make a difference

you’re followers care about your voice

whom i will lose if the bill goes thru

Albanese wants it to go thru very soon

yes but if you start making posts about it now people will see and maybe it can be spread

theconcealedweapon:

heartspark:

Did a super quick 30 Minute warmup of editing the sheep from minecraft for fun 🐑🌸


I wish they put effort into making this thing look cuter cause I would have 100% bought some pink sheep plushies

freshcupofangst:

Some favorites from the teaser’s comment section

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

myrdin92:

littleguysdaily:

there’s some upsides to these sorts of things

fits in pocket btw

Would you say it was a… Pocket Monster?

Not without a top notch legal team backing me

I am so fucked

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

myrdin92:

littleguysdaily:

there’s some upsides to these sorts of things

fits in pocket btw

Would you say it was a… Pocket Monster?

Not without a top notch legal team backing me

I am so fucked

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

myrdin92:

littleguysdaily:

there’s some upsides to these sorts of things

fits in pocket btw

Would you say it was a… Pocket Monster?

Not without a top notch legal team backing me

I am so fucked

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

myrdin92:

littleguysdaily:

there’s some upsides to these sorts of things

fits in pocket btw

Would you say it was a… Pocket Monster?

Not without a top notch legal team backing me

I am so fucked

heritageposts:

Israel just carried out a large-scale terrorist attack in Lebanon by causing a number of pagers to simultaneously explode across the country, injuring thousands of people.

It’s a developing story, but so far eight people, including an eight-year-old girl, have been confirmed murdered in the attack. An additional 3,000 have been injured.

I’ve seen Western media outlet report on this like its a target attack on Hezbollah fighters, with media figures in my own country using words like ‘sophisticated’ and 'impressive’ in their reporting.

Look at this still from a video capturing one the pagers going off, and tell me what you see:

Does this look like a justified “military target” to you?

We don’t know how these pagers were compromised yet, or who were carrying them, but we’re starting to get a good idea of where they exploded, and so far, from the videos circulating online, that includes shops, supermarkets, buses, cars, civilian homes and hospitals.

If this had been done by any other country in the region, it would have been called a terrorist attack.

emberwritesinsight:

emberwritesinsight:

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say “poor unfortunate soul”. What do you mean she’s stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

The smartest move would have been to become Ursula’s co-conspirator (rather than property as stipulated by the contract) and overthrow him, then overthrow Ursula, but I understand why she did not do this because few 16 year olds have the stomach for murder

eliza-forget:

Narinder and young Leshy

Content plan for today that’s all xD

syn4k:

one of my favorite and most underrated animator on youtube, Boranium Art, whose work is beautiful and who does remakes of movie trailers/teasers in the MCSM style, just posted this.

it is so fucking over for warner brothers. i cant wait

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

dragon-in-a-fez:

a big part of Killing The Cop In Your Head that even a lot of ostensibly progressive adults absolutely do not want to do is controlling the urge to judge children at every opportunity. like oh are some kids hanging out skateboarding in the No Skateboarding Zone at the park? it becomes your business if one runs over your foot. otherwise shut the fuck up. and not just outwardly, you need to tell the critical voice in your head “actually this harmless moment of someone else’s everyday life has nothing to do with me and no one has asked for my opinion”

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

im so traumatized by early 2010s assholes that i still get scared of saying the word gif out loud in front of people in case any of them actually care about which way its pronounced and they leave and come back 90 minutes later with a rented steamroller and run over me flattening me into an xy plane from math homework

honestly people are a little too eager to rb this and admit to being a streamroller renter and its literally not a big deal is the entire point of it but i didnt think anyone like that actually still existed so if thats you you should take a long suck off a short dick and reconsider your life choices or im just gonna start killing you!!!!! with knives and stuff yeah. ok. yeah thats it bye. byebye. hangs up and walks out of the post

hellishqueer:

scavengerofcool:

hellishqueer:


the official among us twitter just posted this 😭

I’m not on Twitter so I can’t check but did they credit the original???? Because it’s incredible and everyone should see it at least once

they did! and the OP of the original saw it as well!

maxknightley:

The second failed Trump assassination is just another instance of a soulless cash-grab sequel with no new ideas

yokowan:

the idea that you can buy milk at the grocery store seems just so self evident. it’s hard to imagine the time before pasteurization and refrigeration were common, when the milkman would come by your house every morning and lactate into a bottle for you.

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

meawoo:

ma there’s a weird snowman outside

blackestbileandsmoke:

glennisthemenace-deactivated202:

why do bat eared foxes look like they’re being bullied ,,,,

Same creature

depsidase:

warning-heckboop:

goopy-amethyst:

goopy-amethyst:

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

The funniest person in this entire post

shuttershocky:

Western passport holders will never understand. To go anywhere with a third worlder passport like a Filipino one, you need your tax returns, certificate of employment, bank statements, marriage certificates, sometimes a recommendation from a citizen of the country you want to travel to, everything possible to prove that you have a job and a family at home and you’re not planning to be an illegal immigrant, JUST to get hit with a rejection because the embassy didn’t believe you had enough proof.

Did you have travel plans? Already booked the plane tickets and hotels? Fuck you, better hope they issue refunds (they don’t).

iamoutofideas:

lakemojave:

You don’t like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

theconcealedweapon:

This is what causes inflation, in case you’re wondering.

glyphsmash:

would you rather have a

marinade son

dry rub daughter

See Results

ellevandersneed:

casioaty:

Well if the shoe fish

well if the shoe fish

barbeloth:

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

puthy:

how you can tell the post is really bad

tumblr version of “you sir have won the internet. have an updoot”

man come on

bees-official:

longshrimp:

anguishworm:

softblockwashere-deactivated202:

My mom said cat boy rights

This blog believes in catboy rights

This blog believes in catboy wrongs too

angelicguy:

footage of joe biden dying somehow posted to r/mildlyinteresting before any major news outlet is aware of it

junglejim4322:

So many beautiful unique interesting people in this world and you have to figure out how to interact with them like you’re a human being and not a little naked gray alien sent to live amongst humans as an experiment

ten years of science and yet no one can explain why running up stairs like a cat feels rad as hell

timeflow:

let’s ignore the rest of the text because I really like the implication that science has been around for 10 years only

foone:

unpopularvetopinions:

foone:

astrostx:

foone:

galileoace:

foone:

xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme:

foone:

fleshengine:

foone:

astrostx:

branding is hot af and im tired of pretending like it isnt

Of course it’s hot. That’s how branding works.

Unless you’re freeze branding, then it’s cool as fuck.

Good point!

…do people use liquid nitrogen branding for kink stuff? (genuine question, grew up on a farm)

They sure do! I also grew up on a farm, so let me just say that that anything you ever did to animals on your farm, people also do for kink reasons.

Everything? Cos I once docked some lamb balls with the tightest rubber band I’ve ever seen. That seems dangerous to do to a fully grown human.

Are you in a mental state where you’re able to hear information that may hurt you?

hey what the fuck happened over here-

Yeah I’m sorry.

Find me the guy(gn) who has their ears notched like a hog. I know they’re on here.

a simple drawing of a pig face facing the viewer. the quadrants of each ear are marked with numbers used as multiples for the number of notches in each respective quadrant.ALT

It’s in base 3!

I know some people using the pig-hammer tattooing things and some other people who have livestock tags as earrings (some even pierced using the livestock tools!), but you’ve got me there. I didn’t even know there was a base-3 pig ear numbering system.

That’s cool.

qwertyu858:

mtndewloyalist-xix:

qwertyu858:

mtndewloyalist-xix:

If trump loses again there’s a non zero chance we get to do all this a fourth time in 2028

Someday, the 2016 american presidential election will end

Not if science makes huge leaps in cryogenics or stored consciousness in the next few years

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

darthmelyanna:

theweirdwideweb:

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

st-just:

akaaallttyynn:

dressed-in-rain:

st-just:

Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.

Folks.

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes.  Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology. 

ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’

promptsforyourwhumpfic:

Saw this on Reddit: ORIGINAL POST

renthony:

There’s a difference between “disabled” and “legally recognized as disabled,” and I just want to give a shout-out to all the other disabled people who don’t have formal diagnoses, who don’t have access to benefits of any kind, who don’t have the ability to use even the shittiest and least-helpful resources, because the process of getting legal recognition for disability sucks ass.

And another shout-out to all the disabled people who purposely avoid getting diagnosed, because official diagnoses can be used against you, and you’re unable or unwilling to risk it.

e-the-village-cryptid:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

UM?

obsessed with the idea of calling your debate opponent your “enemy”

acek20:

gglilyallin:

gglilyallin:

love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened

NOT FLATTENED 🎉🎉🎉

i-hate-chick-fil-a:

What to do if your book’s too big: an alignment chart