wiggledude:

amirashawikh:

To all Palestine supporters 🙏

🫂🫂

I am Khaled from Gaza - I and my family of 5 live in northern Gaza. A very difficult life. My father traveled with my brother abroad to register him in the university to study medicine. The crossings were closed and we became separated. We have no source of income. As you know, the situation in the north is no food, no medicine, and no security. I hope you stand by us and help us provide the necessities of life we ​​need‼️

Your donations are important for our survival

Please help me reach our goal as soon as possible 🙏

We appreciate your help ❤️🙏

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤🤍💚🖤

Donate to Help Khaled to evacuate from GAZA, organized by Uthman Khodair

@bilal-salah0 @schoolhater @appsa

Vetted by association here!!!

empress-of-dark2005:

i-am-a-fish:

So many people in the world are cute and kind and wonderful and looking at this post and looking at this post and they’re looking at this post right now they’re reading this post

aearyn:

runawaymarbles:

doorstoplord:

doorstoplord:

doorstoplord:

Hey has tumblr heard about the Chase “Infinite Money glitch” debacle from tiktok yet because

I cannot believe

I cannot believe that people actually tried this

And even less can I believe that they’re going full Karen to Chase customer service workers. Like you did check fraud. You did a crime. You don’t get to complain about the consequences.

Wait like some people don’t know

So there was a glitch in Chase’s check deposit system. Usually when you cash a check, only a fraction of the full amount is available to you immediately until the check clears. The glitch made it so you could cash a checks full amount right away no matter how big.

So. People were writing themselves massive checks and immediately withdrawing cash they technically didn’t have and then closing their bank account. They were calling it an “infinite money glitch” like it’s the Sims or something.

But it’s not like a cheat code that was suddenly discovered. It’s just check fraud. It’s just straight up a felony. And a good chunk of them filmed themselves doing it.

So people are waking up finding they’re in the negative however many thousands of dollars they pulled.

What BAFFLES me is that people are calling Chase demanding their accounts be reopened, demanding their money back. Work from home Chase agents have shared the calls they’ve been getting from people angry they’re in the red. Like it’s not your money anymore, love, you STOLE it and they took whatever you had originally to try to pay the balance back!! That’s not yours anymore!

People are being SNIPPY on tiktok when people tell them that they did a CRIME. This one lady was like “you don’t know the law, my lawyer knows the law” and it’s like honey! Your lawyer is going to do his fuckin best but you did a crime and then you FILMED YOURSELF. You’re going to jail! Now is the time to start practicing what my therapist calls radical acceptance!

So that’s the tea on the money glitch. Most banks are giving them 30 days to pay the amount back but some people I’ve heard are already being arrested.

Slate magazine’s write up

i’m sorry the S H A D E

but vertical video apps have empowered financially illiterate creators to push their ideas directly to other financially illiterate users.

wearywoes:

I notice when fundraisers are close to their goal, donations would trickle in little by little or it would stop completely. Nesma Momen (@nesmamomen) is the perfect example of this. Her fundraiser has been up since March of this year and receives an early verification from Hussein (@/el-shab-hussein), but she is still here, asking for donations.

Nesma deserves better than this. So much better. Especially when she makes the time to come online and provides an update. One day, she tells me that she would wake up to the sound of b*mbs dropping, guns sh*oting, and people running and screaming. Then another day she bakes a jam cake for her younger siblings. Then more b*mbs. More sh*oting. Her cat has snuck out and manages to return to her tent. More b*mbs. More sh*oting.

How much more can Nesma, as well as her family, go through this?

Let’s help her reach the final stretch of her goal, please! As of writing this, $132,225 has been collected. How about we get her to a short-term goal of 133K in the next 3 days? There is only $775 left to go!

Donate to Help Nesma and her family evacuate, organized by Mena K

Verified by Hussein (@/el-shab-hussein).

rottenfleshnbones-deactivated20:

i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will

just-roos-beep:

yeahokayillreblogthat:

paper-mario-wiki:

superjacobworld:

paper-mario-wiki:

Potatoes kind of went awff when they invented hash browns

look at this Perfect Potato Patty im grillin

American behavior trying to turn everything into hamburger.

Tumblr user behavior trying to turn everything into something to be ashamed of.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Hash browns are not only an American thing

just-roos-beep:

yeahokayillreblogthat:

paper-mario-wiki:

superjacobworld:

paper-mario-wiki:

Potatoes kind of went awff when they invented hash browns

look at this Perfect Potato Patty im grillin

American behavior trying to turn everything into hamburger.

Tumblr user behavior trying to turn everything into something to be ashamed of.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Hash browns are not only an American thing

i-give-olms-to-people:

i-am-a-fish:

ALT

I love being dipped in the big slop

ALT

I love soaking in sludge

theblabarmy:

identitty-dickruption:

biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it’s time for “do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it” and when it’s time for “if it sucks hit the bricks”

made a flowchart

lilys-re-blog:

i-am-a-fish:

squishes you :)

squashes you :)

please enjoy the rest of your scroll :>

FISH YOU SQUISHED AND SQUASHED ME TOO HARD THERES NOTHING LEFT DOWN THERE TO SCROLL HELPPPP

themodernmaccabee:

wvterways:

“i used to live there” is such a sad phrase. seeing places u used to live in is an odd thing. It’s like ‘i know where the best hiding place is in there. my bedroom was the one directly to the left as you walk in. i took my first steps on that flooring. i used to play in that yard with my grandma. she died two years ago. that was the only place i ever knew. those walls contain all of my childhood memories. i can no longer go there, but i know every corner like the back of my hand.’

bear-detector:

twinkboom1:

I sure do find it easy to filter out stuff!

ALT

Please for the love of life stop doing this

“tw s3elf harm” is useless, it does nothing for all the people who are filtering out self harm.

What is the point of this? You are using a tag that’s supposed to be a trigger warning, so you clearly care, but you’re not letting people actually use it.

rna-world:

I gave pebbles a bit of the Ecosystem Hell treatment. he’s a pink lizard, of course.

headspace-hotel:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

red-mercer:

monkey-mulch:

gaesnek:

grimeclown:

I don’t know which of you needs to hear this but “narc” is not short for “narcissist” when someone calls you a “narc” for snitching they are calling you a “narcotics officer”

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people’s business

ITS DERIVED FROM “NARCO” AS IN “NARCOTICS” WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

punkitt-is-here:

happy 1 year anniversary to the time i did this to my buds

startledoctopus:

pansyfemme:

said this before and i will say it again but i think its a bit silly people expect transgender children to explain exactly what gender means to them using language and concepts that grown-up cis people are never expected to learn in their lifetime

and if they manage it, the parents turn around and say “well it just didn’t sound like my child’s voice, so it must be fake because it sounds just like all those blogs i read online!”

arqueete:

prokopetz:

bear-disguised-as-a-human:

prokopetz:

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron’s daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

Well, yeah. That’s why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:

1. It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn’t turn out like her father;
   
2. Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and
   
3. The opposite of poetry is math.

Ada Lovelace’s biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.

Hark, a vagrant: 298

catchymemes:

source

dynastyscans-deactivated2024100:

stop “improving” video game graphics!!!!! we don’t need hyperrealistic ray traced lighting and we don’t need to see each npc’s individual nose hairs. we need it to run on our computer and that’s IT

yurigirldick:

transarsonist:

transhuman-priestess:

anoraktrend:

transhuman-priestess:

We need to lay more blame for “Kids don’t know how computers work” at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn’t mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

Linux is a very good and powerful alternative.

reminder: you cannot Personal Choises your way out of an Intentional Structural Problem

Fun fact! School Chromebooks block Linux. It’s not an easy alternative. You are missing the point

hungwy:

cynical-mysanthrope:

hungwy:

raziele:

hungwy:

I lost my wallet. It is in my apartment

Okay

Dog you posted that on a social media site. If you don’t want people to respond why post it at all?

i-give-you-a-fish:

coalmine301:

No wallet. No pockets either. I keep my credit cards in my shadow dimension

You get a Sixgill Hagfish

Eptatretus hexatrema

roseverdict:

rhube:

brightlotusmoon:

Robot children’s hospital.

you’ve heard of color theory, now get ready for cable management

omglee-i-cant-even:

cozyjorts:

speedlimit15:

for full context

omglee-i-cant-even:

cozyjorts:

speedlimit15:

for full context

omglee-i-cant-even:

cozyjorts:

speedlimit15:

for full context

amongussexgif:

1eos:

1eos:

convinced no one actually reads posts on here

y'all just glean the aura of a post from some crystals nd then interact with it based on what color you see

Bad post. Too orange. Cant believe you would say that. Smh.

transmisogyny-explained:

civilization-deactivated2030:

Transmisogyny so bad I once heard a transwoman in a circle full of queer people try to read out loud this post:

And didn’t get to finish it until 30 min later because it made people so uncomfortable one person kept interrupting about how “that just sounds like woman stuff” and another was talking about how “trans masc and non-binary people have it really bad” and it turned into an argument with the trans woman trying to explain transmisogyny on two fronts. I thought that it was resolved when another transwoman walked up from where we were near the circle and was like “I actually wanted to hear what you had to say, could you actually read that post without anyone else talking” which she followed with a withering look to the circle. I thought. I thought that it was resolved. I thought until the next day someone from this situation came to me in private to be like “wow she was really angry and yelling and problematic, what was up with that omg what is wrong with her”

[Image Text: “deirdreskye: Trans women who really need affirmation are like the most easily manipulated people and it seems like everyone, including other trans women, know on some unconscious level how to use them for sex, moral absolution, social climbing, the list goes on. And it’s very easy to make them go away when the game is up. Maybe this is why trans women talking about transmisogyny always makes people go apeshit, nobody wants to lose such a useful tool” /End Image Text]

transmisogyny-explained:

civilization-deactivated2030:

Transmisogyny so bad I once heard a transwoman in a circle full of queer people try to read out loud this post:

And didn’t get to finish it until 30 min later because it made people so uncomfortable one person kept interrupting about how “that just sounds like woman stuff” and another was talking about how “trans masc and non-binary people have it really bad” and it turned into an argument with the trans woman trying to explain transmisogyny on two fronts. I thought that it was resolved when another transwoman walked up from where we were near the circle and was like “I actually wanted to hear what you had to say, could you actually read that post without anyone else talking” which she followed with a withering look to the circle. I thought. I thought that it was resolved. I thought until the next day someone from this situation came to me in private to be like “wow she was really angry and yelling and problematic, what was up with that omg what is wrong with her”

[Image Text: “deirdreskye: Trans women who really need affirmation are like the most easily manipulated people and it seems like everyone, including other trans women, know on some unconscious level how to use them for sex, moral absolution, social climbing, the list goes on. And it’s very easy to make them go away when the game is up. Maybe this is why trans women talking about transmisogyny always makes people go apeshit, nobody wants to lose such a useful tool” /End Image Text]

hunybody:

also wait since we’re all here we should all donate to this gofundme. it’s for 20 people, mostly kids, in gaza for necessary supplies and to eventually leave if they hit their goal. even if the goal isn’t reached it’s still useful for food etc. good place to donate!!

thememedaddy:

official-boob-posts:

thebirdinator3000:

m1sterryan:

road work abreast

official boob post

allie-leth:

ostrigjpg:

greetings-inferiors:

coelii:

foone:

allie-leth:

allie-leth:

Tumblr is honestly such a good calendar. Y'all go crazy for letting me know what day it is, and I do really appreciate that.

Tumblr calendar is slacking, what day is it

I think it’s August 9th

± a month and change

HAPPY AUGUST 9TH!!!!

happy august 9th thrusday

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

proudfreakmetarusonikku:

changeling-droneco:

This is fucking deranged????

sorry to quickly cut in but i made a followup post on the full released document (Here) that is less snappy but shows more fucked up practices in the same document

oh i totally get why they had a ton of creeps on staff now. and i don’t mean that as some sort of insensitive consent joke, i mean in the sense they downright encouraged that behaviour. they specifically hired pushy assholes and paid them bank. zero safeguarding. negative safeguarding they were looking for people who didn’t give a shit about boundaries or consent and then just. letting them preside over groups of vulnerable people with minimal supervision.

coughloop:

savedgame:

savedgame:

coughloop:

Did anyone see my dew drop I don’t remember which petal I left it on

on the tuft of the ear of a mouse or perhaps in the dream of a childs heart

there is something so fucking wrong with me

*pressing the gun harder against the back of your head* more

thesillyguyy:

i-am-a-fish:

oh, so you like dogs? name one dog

Keep reading

Fartnugget

bananacorn-limeade:

cometcrystal:

This is so fucking funny

c3po:

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

greedy-guts:

banrions:

ladyofatraditionalkind:

llywela13:

yelnatszeroni:

notreewaits:

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

Teach them kindness.

my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart. 

“What is it that the child has to teach? The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not. And the child is right.” - Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

greedy-guts:

banrions:

ladyofatraditionalkind:

llywela13:

yelnatszeroni:

notreewaits:

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

Teach them kindness.

my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart. 

“What is it that the child has to teach? The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not. And the child is right.” - Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

destiny-islanders:

gawrsh

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

rawwkingrimmie64:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here

Reblog to help find a lost connection.

do NOT do this

theconcealedweapon: