September 2024

thickness-protection-program:

In 2024 hyper realistic graphics are no longer impressive. You know what impresses me? A fully complete and functional game at launch

rtiodev:

I’ve been a local PHP community/meetup organizer for about 10 years, and I also run Discord/Telegram groups on the same topic. I was thinking, why not start a PHP Tumblr community as well? If you want to join, follow https://www.tumblr.com/communities/phpeanuts

theconcealedweapon:

nick-nonya:

mxbutchtwink:

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

heritageposts:

Israel just carried out a large-scale terrorist attack in Lebanon by causing a number of pagers to simultaneously explode across the country, injuring thousands of people.

It’s a developing story, but so far eight people, including an eight-year-old girl, have been confirmed murdered in the attack. An additional 3,000 have been injured.

I’ve seen Western media outlet report on this like its a target attack on Hezbollah fighters, with media figures in my own country using words like ‘sophisticated’ and 'impressive’ in their reporting.

Look at this still from a video capturing one the pagers going off, and tell me what you see:

Does this look like a justified “military target” to you?

We don’t know how these pagers were compromised yet, or who were carrying them, but we’re starting to get a good idea of where they exploded, and so far, from the videos circulating online, that includes shops, supermarkets, buses, cars, civilian homes and hospitals.

If this had been done by any other country in the region, it would have been called a terrorist attack.

emberwritesinsight:

emberwritesinsight:

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say “poor unfortunate soul”. What do you mean she’s stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

The smartest move would have been to become Ursula’s co-conspirator (rather than property as stipulated by the contract) and overthrow him, then overthrow Ursula, but I understand why she did not do this because few 16 year olds have the stomach for murder

cute-catts:

tmmyhug:

tmmyhug:

after arouind 9pm all music sounds better and all fanfic reads better BUT all thoughts become 97% less reliable. trust me im science

i have been informed this is called being “tired.” but i am rejecting this hypothesis due to i am science

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

I self diagnose you with faggot

I have a degree I’m right

*pulls out degree I crudely drew with crayons*

ckret2:

airlocksandaviaries:

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

stanhatsunemiku-deactivated2025:

whatever man. check this out 👇🏽

stanhatsunemiku-deactivated2025:

whatever man. check this out 👇🏽

bearsockz:

There’s actually two of us

localcanadiancryptid22:

syn4k:

one of my favorite and most underrated animator on youtube, Boranium Art, whose work is beautiful and who does remakes of movie trailers/teasers in the MCSM style, just posted this.

it is so fucking over for warner brothers. i cant wait

Oh shit

thefearofcod:

man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

im so traumatized by early 2010s assholes that i still get scared of saying the word gif out loud in front of people in case any of them actually care about which way its pronounced and they leave and come back 90 minutes later with a rented steamroller and run over me flattening me into an xy plane from math homework

honestly people are a little too eager to rb this and admit to being a streamroller renter and its literally not a big deal is the entire point of it but i didnt think anyone like that actually still existed so if thats you you should take a long suck off a short dick and reconsider your life choices or im just gonna start killing you!!!!! with knives and stuff yeah. ok. yeah thats it bye. byebye. hangs up and walks out of the post

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

im so traumatized by early 2010s assholes that i still get scared of saying the word gif out loud in front of people in case any of them actually care about which way its pronounced and they leave and come back 90 minutes later with a rented steamroller and run over me flattening me into an xy plane from math homework

honestly people are a little too eager to rb this and admit to being a streamroller renter and its literally not a big deal is the entire point of it but i didnt think anyone like that actually still existed so if thats you you should take a long suck off a short dick and reconsider your life choices or im just gonna start killing you!!!!! with knives and stuff yeah. ok. yeah thats it bye. byebye. hangs up and walks out of the post

maxknightley:

The second failed Trump assassination is just another instance of a soulless cash-grab sequel with no new ideas

hellishqueer:

scavengerofcool:

hellishqueer:


the official among us twitter just posted this 😭

I’m not on Twitter so I can’t check but did they credit the original???? Because it’s incredible and everyone should see it at least once

they did! and the OP of the original saw it as well!

fangs-4-fags:

epicsauce:

epicsauce:

cockatielcutie:

the absolute best gif the MLP fandom ever produced is this one

image

big fan of this one

this is a personal favorite

troutreznor:

hey wanna see some tarantula paws

troutreznor:

hey wanna see some tarantula paws

maxknightley:

The second failed Trump assassination is just another instance of a soulless cash-grab sequel with no new ideas

maxknightley:

The second failed Trump assassination is just another instance of a soulless cash-grab sequel with no new ideas

patema-introverted:

patema-introverted:

ps2polpo:

jestergal:

king-dra:

im watching a speedrun of some dumb “backrooms” game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

The guy from that one "How people that like almond milk look at you when they get you to try drinking it" meme; a low res photo of a black male with a strange but joyous expression, his arms crossed.ALT

the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water

For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don’t know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water

It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people’s heads

sealsdaily:

sikeyaout:

HAIII I NEED LIKE $20 TO GET ICE PICKS FOR MY CRUTCHES ^^

I’m a physically disabled artist w/ chronic pain who needs to walk w/ crutches pretty often, winter’s coming soon and I really dont feel like slipping and busting my skull open!

All of these guys are up for purchasing! Donating even a few dollars to my kofi would really be appreciated too <=.]

Contact me on discord (Sikeyouout) or dm me here if you wish to get one of these designs!

TOYHOUSE

KOFI

Hiiii! Mod Party here, huge huge apologies for asking but i’m in a bit of a financial pickle atm ^^“

Y'all arent obligated to donate at all but i’d be SO thankful for your help, I hope you all have a lovely rest of your day or evening <=.] 🫶

aqueerkettleofish:

intjint:

blackqueerblog:

every year we have to say it

Trade school is ok!

I will bang this drum until my arms fall off:

Community college is not only OK, it’s a very good idea. 90% of jobs aren’t going to care where you got your degree. For those remaining 10%, here’s a hack that can save you tens of thousands of dollars in tuition.

Go to community college, get an Associate’s Degree in General Ed. This will take you two years, and it is statistically likely that at the end of those two years you will have a better idea of what you want to actually do with your life than you did when you were fucking seventeen years old.

THEN Decide on your major. If you need a Prestigious School, you are much more likely to get in with an associate’s degree and a good GPA than you were with a diploma and a good GPA. Since you have an associate’s degree, those credits are locked. None of this “Okay, you can transfer to our college, but you’re going to have to retake your English Credits and maybe another humanities course” shit. You have a degree that says you completed that part of your education, and you can now concentrate on the remaining two years required for a four year degree in your major.

forevergulag:

ohsoinnocentperv:

lunar-tears-and-actual-tears:

gotta appreciate his honesty

This coming from the same man that, when asked why 2B was so scantily clad and wearing high heels, his response was “I just really like girls.”

An absolute treasure of a human being.

Oh! Not to mention the one time the devs for the gacha game he was making demanded a character in a swim suit to boost sales… so Yoko Taro designed a super attractive female character… and then put her in a full body diving suit so you could only see her face lmao

creepymutelilbugger:

bubbletea4ever:

the full image btw

yourlocalbadgerscales:

demonoflight:

sinestrocas:

yupokaysuremhm:

hachama:

messiambrandybuck:

beenovel:

blueberryrock:

beenovel:

messiambrandybuck:

beenovel:

messiambrandybuck:

beenovel:

messiambrandybuck:

cosmicbumfights:

thantos1991:

homunculus-argument:

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

The human in the room looks up and goes “Wait I have stripes?”

“what do you mean cats can see them, but I can’t?”

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

NO NO ITS NOT “IT THINKS I HAVE THEM”

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED “MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!”

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

WHAT

apparently there’s a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I’m still in shock tbh

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON’T TELL ME

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

They’re called Blaschko’s lines!!!

I have WHAT

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

curious to hear y'all’s suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that “pasta” needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

do you think cookie clicker passes the bechdel test?

orteil42:

orteil42:

for a male player, no. the grandmas are constantly whispering about you

fake fan!

martinshep:

lukadjo:

real-british-empire:

netherator:

thementallyillapollochild:

guccifloralsuits:

do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3

Im literally learning Italian on duolingo, and have always wanted to learn Italian

Fuck maybe I do need help

sorry for being fascinated with language

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Your Result:

Republican

I’m so sorry plz seek help 4 this condition :(

I’m sorry what???

batterysystem:

tailsos-official:

arch-official:

virtualgirladvance:

wait when did linux become like a religion or cult?

since inception

We arent a cult. You can use whatever distro you want

the great schism (debian vs arch vs rhel)

*Insert IBM conspiracy here*

And that’s why systemd has to go!

sustancy:

bathroomcube:

bathroomcube:

toughguytattoosbyeli:

bathroomcube:

im sick of seeing all this transmasc art with flowerrs nd intimacy and shit i want to see more transmasc art thats ripped tigers and leopards with hella scars smoking big fa cigahs or bunts and they re beating eachother

Did my best boss

hooly shit

how it feels when people reblog this post with aweesome art that is so dope

Moo Deng Worried Chubbier, Feistier Pygmy Hippo Coming To Take This All Away

SI RACHA, THAILAND—Expressing concern over how long the joy ride would last, internet phenom and zoo resident Moo Deng told reporters Friday she was worried a chubbier, feistier pygmy hippo was coming to take this all away. “I’ve sacrificed everything to get where I am—everything—but it will disappear in an instant if some plucky upstart pygmy hippo comes along who’s so fat she can’t even run without adorably tripping over herself,” said Deng, staring at her reflection in a puddle as she ruminated about how just a single photo of a delightfully plump hippo baby eating a watermelon would be enough to bring everything crashing down. […]

natequarter:

“terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them” and “euthanasia can easily become eugenics” and “we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people” are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected

aspecmemesdaily:

Source | Day 123

flork-of-cows-official:

flork-of-cows-official:

flork-of-cows-official:

arms

SHUT.

yokowan:

the idea that you can buy milk at the grocery store seems just so self evident. it’s hard to imagine the time before pasteurization and refrigeration were common, when the milkman would come by your house every morning and lactate into a bottle for you.

daily-spooky:

theconcealedweapon:

This is what causes inflation, in case you’re wondering.

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

goat-of-departure:

Evolution is a fascinating field of study.

ellevandersneed:

casioaty:

Well if the shoe fish

well if the shoe fish

barbeloth:

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

puthy:

how you can tell the post is really bad

tumblr version of “you sir have won the internet. have an updoot”

man come on

bees-official:

longshrimp:

anguishworm:

softblockwashere-deactivated202:

My mom said cat boy rights

This blog believes in catboy rights

This blog believes in catboy wrongs too

fipindustries: