This shit was soo good. But in 10 minutes im porlly gonna find out its because of all the lead in it.
Idk if there is, thats why i said probably (although i did mispell it)
A better question is can you even milk a lizard?
The even better question is, why is there lead on the lizard milk? What sort of biomagnification fuckery is going on there
Bestie listen.
I made a baseless claim that there was lead in there to try and be funny.
I don’t know if there is or not. It was the early 00’s and thats all the evidence i have.
Bestie. My Mutual beloved.
I have no fucking idea what Lizard Milk is. I have never heard of that shit in my life. I’m assuming it’s some sort of obscure american soda the likes of Dr. Pepper and the mythical diet coke, but I’m reasonably sure the hellscape know as america doesn’t put lead in its drinks, unless you count gasoline as a tasty summer beverage
I was just wondering out loud about the possible logistics behind a hypothetical lizard milk having fucking lead in it of all things. What sort of animal cruelty or ecological abuse would have to befall these poor lactating reptiles for their biological produce to be tainted with lead of all things
I dont think it was /really/ lizard milk, i think they just called it that.
And yes, its an obscure american drink but not a soda-like or fizzy at all. It had a smooth and almost creamy texture (like Baileys alcohol) that varied depending on flavor.
The lizard was just marketing.
And yes, the US doesn’t (typically) put lead in our beverages. That’s strictly reserved for baby formula and paint.
I did some basic digging and couldn’t find anything that confirmed the use of lead or lizards in the beverage.
I did, however, find out that SoBe made a special drink to promote The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (2000s w/Jim Carrey) and it looks like this
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….Huh. well they did out master chief in mountain dew so that’s not completely out of the standards for The Land South Of Canada. Why they put some sort of edgy snake man instead of the actual green man in question is beyond me, but who am I to question traditional Usonian beverage culture
Oh! I almost forgot:
FUCK YOU MEAN BABY FORMULA??
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR COUNTRY?!?
Gerber Baby products, too. It was (is still??) in formula and baby powder.
[Image one: closeup on someone’s hand opening a can of Coca-Cola. Image two: Landscape photo of Yellowstone National Park, two mountains in the background and a buffalo in the lower right hand corner.]
I don’t see that anyone had posted this yet so I will. I didn’t make this, just took it off of Twitter before making my exodus. As a tgirl I can sometimes feel insecure about my tummy shape. Finding this picture helped with that a lot. Now I don’t feel dysphoric over my tummy.
The uwuification of autism drives me insane for multiple reasons but most of them can be summarised pretty neatly by saying i hate when people try to make it “oh nooo im so quirkyyy haha i flap my hands sometimes !!” when for me it’s more like “you and the person next to you are speaking at the same time and the sound is overlapping so now i want to remove your skin from your body”.
Guy who has wandered through the halls and corridors of your body not with any special kind of love but with the untold intimacy of a contractor assessing the damages and potentials voice: right, so the main issue here is that the body is currently a temple, okay, and what we want is for it to be a home, cause temples are pretty and all and occasionally nice to be in if you’re into that sort of thing but very few people would actually want to live in one. So what we’re gonna do first is you’re gonna take a look at what’s here, the carrying walls and windows and all that, and you’re going to come up with something you’d actually like to be alive inside of, and it’s going to be a lot of work and it’s going to feel strange and stupid and embarrassing but you’re still gonna do it, because otherwise this construction site is fucked. And maybe what you want to live in is a skatepark or an anime-themed cat cafe or an esoteric library that has a dildo section for some reason, so it might feel like it’s a downgrade from a temple, but it’s actually the opposite cause the main customer for a body is you and the main customer for a temple are templegoers and maybe higher powers of some kind, - i wouldn’t know about those, they never hired me, - not the temple itself, which is what you are, right, cause the body/mind/soul separation doesn’t actually do anything, so what you’re gonna do is look at the current layout and dig out whatever hope and ability to want you have and come up with a blueprint, and then my boys can actually get to work. Oh, and you have got to change the windows, it’s drafty as fuck in here.
the original paper on getting stem cells that can become blood cells from adult bone marrow has officially been retracted from nature due to doctored images and reused data. it is the most cited paper to ever be retracted (4500 citations) and becones the 4th retraction attributed to catherine verfaillie.
There is essentially one woman monitoring scientific fraud in biology. Her name is Elisabeth Bik and she’s a hero. She’s been doing this thankless, endless work for years and I don’t know how she has the stamina. She’s so surprised they retracted this paper because most of the time when she proves fraud, nothing is done. And she knows she’s not even scratching the surface of all the fraudulent papers out there.
Science has a huge fraud problem. Another reason why you should NEVER trust any fact that’s only been shown in 1 study, or only in studies from the same lab.
elon it’s me, your guardian angel. taylor swift has endorsed a political candidate you don’t like—you have to tell her you will make her bear your child. use the social media website you paid 40 billion dollars for. tell her you’ll put a baby in her goddamn belly. that’s normal behavior and it will definitely get everyone on your side
did you know you can maybe grow tits if you hit yourself hard enough and often enough
Over 70 percent of the German battalion’s soldiers have been diagnosed with significant gynecomastia. Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men’s breasts.
wow
“Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men’s breasts.” so have half my mutuals these military folks aren’t special
HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!
look at these. there r all absolute fuckin stunners:
”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now
imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.
”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now
imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.
”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now
imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.
its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this
I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now
its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this
I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now
God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world
She was on her knees for me and everything and i noticed NOTHING im still so embarrassed good god
tetris will have you locking in in ways you didn’t even know you were capable of
when this thing shows up at the right time it will have you thanking gods you don’t even believe in but when it shows up at the wrong time it will have you googling “how to murder shapes in real life”
I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand
In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted
I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.
This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.
you genuinely don’t have to increase graphics in games anymore. I don’t have a spaceship to run this on. My previous laptop blew up trying to run animal jam. I was more than happy with Skyrim graphics and portal 2 looks breathtaking to me. I just want to be able to play your game. I don’t want to see their pores and uncannily delineated teeth. One time fallout 4 crashed so hard it basically uninstalled itself from my computer. Ffxiv completely fried my laptops motherboard and I just kept playing ffxiv anyway. For where else would I go? Who else could I love but you
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