Yeah, this is why diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Because they can be pawned if a woman has been abandoned and needs to have money on hand to rebuild a life.
unfortunate news. we’re def getting evicted, nothings really come through lately on my crowdfunds, other relatives dont care obv & the hole we’re in is just too deep. we’d need close to 6k to pay off owed rent completely & i doubt we’d get that in 3 days.
now the plan is to get a cheap motel/hotel & move our possessions into a storage unit. still will need help for this & especially so since my job decided to not pay me on time. we have no car either so we’ll need to rent a uhaul too.
im still doing what i can to break myself off from my abusive family but not everything is sorted yet and i barely have any funds to fall back on. im sorry, i know this isnt the good news ppl were hoping for.
unfortunate news. we’re def getting evicted, nothings really come through lately on my crowdfunds, other relatives dont care obv & the hole we’re in is just too deep. we’d need close to 6k to pay off owed rent completely & i doubt we’d get that in 3 days.
now the plan is to get a cheap motel/hotel & move our possessions into a storage unit. still will need help for this & especially so since my job decided to not pay me on time. we have no car either so we’ll need to rent a uhaul too.
im still doing what i can to break myself off from my abusive family but not everything is sorted yet and i barely have any funds to fall back on. im sorry, i know this isnt the good news ppl were hoping for.
(image description: a tweet with the following text:
A child is polite: wow! such a good kid
A child is polite (China): the Chinese are taught from a young age that any individuality will be punished.
A child is polite (Japan): This can be explained by the Shinto concept of ゲイのセクシ, a word untranslateable into English,
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For the record, 1. “ゲイのセクシ” (gei no sekushi) is Google Translate screwing up “gay sex” apparently (and the author of the tweet was very sleep-deprived when they made this)
and 2. that was in response to this:
(Image description: a tweet by Wirelessly__ with the text “thing I keep seeing” and two other images: one, a frowning face next to the word “thing” and a cheerful smiling face with a heart next to the text “thing, japan”; the other, the previous face smiling at the word “thing”, and the frowning face with “thing, china”)
I remember during the Olympics, the western media reported that all Chinese athletes have no freedom and train like machines every day, however, in reality the athletes themselves say that there is a limit to the amount of time they can exercise. Coaches don’t allow them to work out for long periods of time because excessive exercise can damage their bodies, and Chinese athletes will still go around chilling and have fun, not much different from college students.
When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
The truth is, cooking is just a basic skill set, and once you have that skill set down you can make almost anything. It’s like drawing/painting, once you learn what you’re doing, you can do anything.
Do Not Apply This Thinking To Baking.
You Can apply it to baking if you aren’t a coward and willing to summon a dough demon
and when a dom says something like “i bet you’d like that wouldn’t you” or “aww you want it so bad” LIKE NO I FUCKING NEED IT. WHATEVER IT IS UR TALKING ABOUT I NEEEEEEED IT
AHA I learned how to make home made pins (which are stored on this piece of foam for now until I can get or craft a display to put them on)
Some came out warmer tinted than I intended and a few of the Chica cup handles broke but I had fun with it. I applied a sealer to protect them from weather and water but might switch to resin, but resin is also expensive so depends. I might sell these in sets but the ones with some errors will be b-grade discounted obviously. I have other designs as well but haven’t tested those yet
I think I’ve fixed the colors and I’ve adjusted the size so now they’re filler pins! (Filler pins are small tiny pins you put in between other pins to fill up the empty space on pin displays)
I’m gonna have them in sets of four: Monty Bag, Chica cup, Roxy bandaid and DJ music Man headphones as one set and two sundrops/two moondrops as another. I might design a candy bag style for the drop candies if I can figure out how to craft one. I’ll be securing these in resin later
everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there’s a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space
The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
lol
#Queued
Which means you saw this, could have told me, but instead, you chose this course. You chose violence. I’ll be adding you to the list of traitors to be embroidered in the tapestry of my throne room.
Your parents are not “narcissists”. They’re typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.
Your ex boyfriend is not a “narcissist”. He’s a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.
Your boss is not a “narcissist”. They’re a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers’ entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.
And even if they happen to be a “narcissist”, that’s not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.
So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society’s normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.
Your parents are not “narcissists”. They’re typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.
Your ex boyfriend is not a “narcissist”. He’s a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.
Your boss is not a “narcissist”. They’re a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers’ entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.
And even if they happen to be a “narcissist”, that’s not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.
So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society’s normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.
so glad people appreciate my little fun fact snippets!!! their feathers are also very much like fur, and of course there’s the obvious fact that they’re flightless!!!! kiwi are SO COOL.
When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he’s a test tube baby
Ok.
wdym decay
The rubber has kind of started to degrade over the years. That’s why his face looks like that. This is what he looks like outside of his tube
When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.
tech used to die a honourable death of Blow Up The Fuck And Burn The House Down. now its all like waahh wahhhh mommy i camnot update :((
Some of you were never freaks against your will and it fucking shows.
Some of you view weirdness and normalcy as a choice you only made as an adult and it shows.
Some of you only ended up an outcast after your time in public school and it shows.
Some of you were good little Sunday school boys happy to pick on icky queers until it turned out you were one of them and by god, it fucking shows.
Some of you never confronted how your worldview is based on segmenting the entire population into “us” and “them” and the only thing that changed when you came out was the definitions of “us” and “them” and it shows.
Some of you would gladly call the cops on a homeless person screaming outside your apartment and it shows
Some of you view deviation from the norm as a failure of character and it shows.
being very online but not Mainstream Online is so perplexing. wake up one day. timeline blowing up because allegedly popular streamer Dingleberry Dan was revealed to be blending small woodland creatures into his daily protein shakes every day for 7 years. you look him up. Dingleberry Dan is the all time most popular Bejeweled Deluxe and Snhebbles Return streamer in the world. he has 67 million subscribers on youtube and 41 million followers on twitter. there are countless friends on your timeline going “i’m absolutely mortified about Dingleberry Dan’s horrible critter emulsification atrocities” and “i’m really not at all surprised about Dingleberry Dan’s behavior but still disappointed” in 50/50 equal measure. and in 3 days people with the 🆖 emoji in their handle will defend him like their life depends on it by saying he’s integral to internet culture and he’s being unfairly cancelled. and then in like 4-5 years people will occasionally bring up “hey remember when Dingleberry Dan straight up admitted to turning bunnies and squirrls into slurry every day and people still kept supporting him and he’s still a multi-millionaire” but nothing really happens other than that
being very online but not Mainstream Online is so perplexing. wake up one day. timeline blowing up because allegedly popular streamer Dingleberry Dan was revealed to be blending small woodland creatures into his daily protein shakes every day for 7 years. you look him up. Dingleberry Dan is the all time most popular Bejeweled Deluxe and Snhebbles Return streamer in the world. he has 67 million subscribers on youtube and 41 million followers on twitter. there are countless friends on your timeline going “i’m absolutely mortified about Dingleberry Dan’s horrible critter emulsification atrocities” and “i’m really not at all surprised about Dingleberry Dan’s behavior but still disappointed” in 50/50 equal measure. and in 3 days people with the 🆖 emoji in their handle will defend him like their life depends on it by saying he’s integral to internet culture and he’s being unfairly cancelled. and then in like 4-5 years people will occasionally bring up “hey remember when Dingleberry Dan straight up admitted to turning bunnies and squirrls into slurry every day and people still kept supporting him and he’s still a multi-millionaire” but nothing really happens other than that
i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them
Other emperors in Chinese history: In order to prevent my tomb from being robbed, I’m going to build it on a remote mountain, hide it in a vast underground palace, and set a bunch of booby traps
The controversial and self aware emperors: I will do all of the above and hide the location of my tomb so my enemies cannot find it and desecrate it after my death
Liu Bei, Emperor of Shu: My tomb is in a royal temple right smack in the middle of my country’s capital, in the busiest area of the city. I am buried in a mound with my belongings, above ground.
Liu Bei’s son: I’m going to put Zhuge Liang’s temple right across the street from my father’s temple and grave
A governor of Sichuan, a few hundred years later: Zhuge Liang’s temple is much more popular among the everyday folk than the royal temple across the street. In order to uphold royal honor, let’s combine the two temples so that people have to pay their respects to the late emperor when they want to pray at Zhuge Liang’s shrine!
The people of Sichuan: Okay, we’ll refer to the combined temple as Zhuge Liang’s temple because we like him more, even though it’s technically also Liu Bei’s grave
Grave robbers, when they find the graves of other emperors: This grave is in the middle of nowhere, the closest village is a few days walk, and nobody even remembers where the grave is anymore so it should be safe for us to camp out here for a couple days, locate an entrance to the grave, and dig!
Grave robbers, when someone suggests robbing Liu Bei’s tomb: Everybody knows his tomb is in Zhuge Liang’s temple, which is one of the most popular temples in the province. The temple is in the busiest and thus one of the most closely policed districts in the city, surrounded by restaurants, markets, and residential homes. This is the temple where the city people come to pray for good luck and hold their annual festivals. I don’t think we could get away with camping out and digging here in the middle of the city.
And because for the last ~1800 years the city remained densely inhabited and the temple popular among the city folk and visitors alike, Liu Bei’s grave became the only royal grave from the three kingdom’s period that remained undisturbed by robbers.
played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.
no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it
OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS
thanks. the womb installation worked.
I’m sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.
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