Day 2 in the Middle School Time Loop: you remember that last time, everyone ignored you at recess because they were talking about a TV show that you hadn’t watched. This time, you lie and say you’ve seen it. They ask you who your favorite character is, and you don’t know any of the characters, and so you’re tongue-tied. They think you’re weirder than ever, or maybe a liar, which is worse (and true).
Day 3 in the Middle School Time Loop: you tell your parents that you feel ill. They let you stay home while they’re at work. You spend the whole day watching past episodes of the TV Show.
Day 4 in the Middle School Time Loop: Recess again. The same person asks you who your favorite character is. This time, you’re ready. You eagerly tell them, and supplement your reasons for liking them with solid evidence from all 4 seasons of the show. But! Tough luck: you’re now too invested. The atmosphere turns uncomfortable. They go back to ignoring you like they did on the Day 1 that you didn’t know was Day 1.
Day 2 in the Middle School Time Loop: you remember that last time, everyone ignored you at recess because they were talking about a TV show that you hadn’t watched. This time, you lie and say you’ve seen it. They ask you who your favorite character is, and you don’t know any of the characters, and so you’re tongue-tied. They think you’re weirder than ever, or maybe a liar, which is worse (and true).
Day 3 in the Middle School Time Loop: you tell your parents that you feel ill. They let you stay home while they’re at work. You spend the whole day watching past episodes of the TV Show.
Day 4 in the Middle School Time Loop: Recess again. The same person asks you who your favorite character is. This time, you’re ready. You eagerly tell them, and supplement your reasons for liking them with solid evidence from all 4 seasons of the show. But! Tough luck: you’re now too invested. The atmosphere turns uncomfortable. They go back to ignoring you like they did on the Day 1 that you didn’t know was Day 1.
Day 2 in the Middle School Time Loop: you remember that last time, everyone ignored you at recess because they were talking about a TV show that you hadn’t watched. This time, you lie and say you’ve seen it. They ask you who your favorite character is, and you don’t know any of the characters, and so you’re tongue-tied. They think you’re weirder than ever, or maybe a liar, which is worse (and true).
Day 3 in the Middle School Time Loop: you tell your parents that you feel ill. They let you stay home while they’re at work. You spend the whole day watching past episodes of the TV Show.
Day 4 in the Middle School Time Loop: Recess again. The same person asks you who your favorite character is. This time, you’re ready. You eagerly tell them, and supplement your reasons for liking them with solid evidence from all 4 seasons of the show. But! Tough luck: you’re now too invested. The atmosphere turns uncomfortable. They go back to ignoring you like they did on the Day 1 that you didn’t know was Day 1.
Day 2 in the Middle School Time Loop: you remember that last time, everyone ignored you at recess because they were talking about a TV show that you hadn’t watched. This time, you lie and say you’ve seen it. They ask you who your favorite character is, and you don’t know any of the characters, and so you’re tongue-tied. They think you’re weirder than ever, or maybe a liar, which is worse (and true).
Day 3 in the Middle School Time Loop: you tell your parents that you feel ill. They let you stay home while they’re at work. You spend the whole day watching past episodes of the TV Show.
Day 4 in the Middle School Time Loop: Recess again. The same person asks you who your favorite character is. This time, you’re ready. You eagerly tell them, and supplement your reasons for liking them with solid evidence from all 4 seasons of the show. But! Tough luck: you’re now too invested. The atmosphere turns uncomfortable. They go back to ignoring you like they did on the Day 1 that you didn’t know was Day 1.
and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine
did you like ANY of these photos? would you like to see HUNDREDS MORE OF THEM?! with THOUSANDS OF UNIQUE TEXTURES?! ALL FROM FUCKING DECEMBER 15TH, YEAR 2000?!
Experimenting with carving, shells and resin inspired by Piranesi. The colour turned out too dark, and I’ll need a uv resin for these to avoid bubbling, but I liked making it.
(for those who won’t click the link: There is basically zero risk of nut allergen contamination because the chemical that triggers Nut Allergies is deep, deep inside the fist-sized fruits of the walnut, which will not mixed up with the wheat because of how it is harvested. Additionally the wheat is harvested at a completely different time of year than when the trees are fruiting. This agricultural method absolutely does not increase the risk of Nut Contamination.)
why r some american tumblr users like the us education system didnt teach me that i have five toes on each foot so i didn’t learn it until my twenties 😞
Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it’s a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.
Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.
Worker 72094: I can explain!
Supervisor:You’re clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.
Worker 72094: I… thank you?
Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?
Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?
Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335…
Shadowy Board Member: …with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.
Job Interviewer: *wearing a featureless mask and speaking through a voice changer* Welcome to Hopeless Inc., Worker 100100.
Worker 100100: What’s with the mask?
Job Interviewer: I’m shy 🤭
Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.
It’s a very responsive union that cares about its members on an individual level. They just love the dystopian hivemind aesthetic.
me:we should base our understanding of ethics on real events, or at the very least credible thought experiments, and not fiction which was created for entertainment
you think this is some kind of fucking joke? some people can only process the world through a lens of fiction. and sometimes that fiction is exclusively media made for children and/or racists.
you messed with the wrong fandom. we can send you to eeby deeby hotel faster than you can say “avada kedavra.” we know how to kill a human and hide the body so you’ll NEVER be found. so stay the hell back, asshole, or we’ll bitch slap you into oblivion. your move, buttplug.
me:we should base our understanding of ethics on real events, or at the very least credible thought experiments, and not fiction which was created for entertainment
really terrifying how there were 22 martyrs (13 of them children) and more than 30 wounded from a North Gaza school being bombed by the iof and no one is saying anything. in a news story survivors said that there was a pregnant mother whose unborn child was ripped from her body because of the missile blast.
this is a daily reality for every family currently in North Gaza. on top of the medical siege (no polio vaccines have been granted despite rampant epidemic), high food prices (30x the price elsewhere), and the FOURTH consecutive day of bombing all of this has been normalized now
imagine going near deaf from the constant explosions of nearby bombings. every single hour of every day. imagine day-long communication blackouts, not knowing if you’ve just talked to your parents and siblings the last time. you ought to be uncomfortable this isn’t something anyone should look away from
i don’t know what to say anymore except plead that you donate what you can spare for my friend Hazem’s family (vetted).
there’s been no donations in more than 3 hours. the family has no money to relocate to a safer location, please help the parents protect their 5 children. iof has shown to target children especially, please help in any way you can and encourage your friends to donate.
€59,511 / €60,000 short term goal. €489 still needed. for the price of takeout/coffee/afternoon pastry you can help ensure 5 children’s safety
They urgently need these funds to relocate and get out of the danger of bombing!! Donating now could literally prevent them from being killed so please don’t take it lightly!!
if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character
someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over
I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I’m going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom… Pictures of other people’s bathrooms on the walls… Little bathtub figurines on the sink… Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet… Life could be a dream… in my bathroom themed bathroom…
if twitter queers saw how I drew my trans characters let alone Salem himself they would probably combust
“uyyou see my fellow queers trans people are supposed to be depicted as super passing and skinny and white/eurocentric features only, plus post op, anything outside that box is evil and probably doesn’t exist”
hope y'all know a majority of trans folks from all the spectrum have trouble passing or don’t even want to pass and let alone can’t access hormones whatsoever whether it be financial related issues or abusive home situations. some trans folks are gnc and to push them into a box and say they don’t even exist let alone aren’t even trans just puts down folks who don’t look like the things I listed above. we’re actually cooked.
this shit especially makes me and my gf upset, I being a trans man and her being a trans woman, who take pride in our bodies because we will never see characters like us ever depicted openly (especially without it being a transmisognistic caricature as well)
and alot of the art I make is a love letter not only to her, but myself and my friends.
My friend Ahmad has asked that I write a post to request urgent help from supporters of his campaign. When the family was forced to evacuate from Khan Yunis, they had to leave the tent that sheltered them behind. Now, they live in a makeshift shelter that has been damaged due to the harsh weather. Ahmad sent me these photos of the makeshift shelter that his family is currently living in:
As you can see from the photos, this shelter does not provide adequate protection from the weather. It has been almost a full year since the genocide in Gaza began. Now, winter is approaching once again, and Ahmad URGENTLY needs to raise enough money to buy a tent to shelter his family through the winter. I ask that you donate to my dear friend, Ahmad’s campaign, so that he can purchase a tent to keep his family warm this winter. I would like to help Ahmad reach is short term goal of$10,000 as soon as we possibly can. If you are unable to donate, please boost this post by sharing with your followers. You can also support Ahmad by following his campaign updates @ahmadwaleed55.
When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I’m allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.
So there’s a medication called hyaluronidase. It’s used to make other medications absorb better, because it makes the cell wall more permeable.
One common usage is to make local anesthetic more effective during surgery, for instance. It’s used in a number of injected medications.
Bee stings contain an enzyme very similar to this medication, so sometimes, people with bee allergies have an allergic reaction to hyaluronidase.
This is called cross-reactivity, where your body mistakes something for the thing it’s actually allergic to, and has an allergic reaction anyway. For instance, sometimes people with latex allergies also are allergic to bananas and other fruits. They don’t actually contain latex, but there are some similar proteins.
Apparently, hyraluronidase used in humans is derived from one of four sources: sheep testicles, cow testicles, cow testicles again, and GMO hamster ovaries.
tl;dr: They won’t inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say ‘eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees’ and try to kill you anyway.
The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.
I don’t fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I’m like “Oh Neptune” and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up
If I’m like “I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie” and someone’s like “Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?” I am pulling the nearest fire alarm
Them: Pelargir prospered further under the reign of the the Ship-kings, and Tarannon Falastur, 12th king of Gondor, built a home there, though Berúthiel, his wife, didn’t care for it
Me, sweating: D. Did you know that. That Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe. In that one scene
hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals
[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]
i bet in heaven they’re still on 3g phone service because they have to purify all the technology of sin but in hell they’ve got fucking 7g just blasting terabytes worth of the hottest demon porn right into your prostate
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