Hello pukicho! I got question. It’s very important and must be answered. So my question is: are we allowed to actually ask important things like relationship advice or is it like just silly goofy questions that we may ask?
You may ask me deep personal questions, because everyone else does anyways whether I want them to or not - but I have the right to not answer you seriously at all and/or completely ignore your entire ask except for one small part to make a joke out of it. This is the pact
the genocidal army of Israel has the green light to deal terror in Lebanon and butcher Lebanese civilians. no western government is doing anything to stop the murders of hundreds possibly thousands on top of the genocide happening in Gaza and Palestine. we are nearing a year of genocide and no sanctions have been given to the terrorist state of Israel. It does as it wills and the useless leaders of Europe and the United States of America are complicit
Not just complicit, not just watching; the Biden administration is active aiding Zionist murder and terrorism.
So when are they going to be satisfied? When the entire middle east is under its rule??
Some days are for mourning and that’s ok. Some days are for laying in bed and playing video games or binging Netflix and just existing. If that’s all that you knew how to exist today, that’s fine. Better days are coming.
that guy that just typed :3 in chat? yeah, he’s 46 years old he has a wife and 3 kids. He has a 401k, he drives a new Lexus, he goes to Benihana with the kids on Sunday’s. He might be nuzzling in chat or whatever but he’s getting his ear chewed-out by the VP, he is going to miss the quarter-mark. He’s got tickets to next year’s Super bowl.
You will never again truly experience the joy of getting a follower on your small blog. In fact there's so many people swarming you that what could've been new close friends becomes a gray blob
Sometimes I send you an ask and even though you never respond, I like to imagine that you see it, and think up a funny response, and think it's too funny for the masses and you must take it to your grave
once when i was 8 years old i saw a man burn alive in front of a crowd. I don’t think i ever truly processed it but death has seemed trivial to me since
I see this reposted without credit all the time. Don’t fucking do that! Respect artists whose work you love enough to share by sharing THEIR posts or at the very least crediting them and adding links to their socials.
knowing how she acts in the early seasons (and later now that I think about it) Delia is either a massive airhead or she’s so numb to Ash’s bullshit after 10 years nothing phases her
First up… this is not how Minecraft terrain generation WORKS. I understand they’re trying to push the blocked aesthetic of the world, but this just looks like bad world edit creation with these massive block shapes making up the arch here.
This is not how trees in Minecraft look. They don’t have branches like that.
What is the crafting recipe here? A couple iron ingots and some sticks haphazardly placed on a crafting table make… what is that? Two buckets on a chain??? What the fuck item is that? Why isn’t it a familiar Minecraft item? Why is the recipe not important? Why does he say Jack Black’s panda Po’s catchphrase while crafting it?
THIS is the only accurate thing in the trailer so far. A tree floating and its component piece hovering in the middle. That’s accurate. Good job.
Why are we doing piglins invading? Why are they not zombifying in the sun? Why are they shown multiple times in broad daylight raiding villages when we have actual RAIDERS IN THE GAME we could be using instead?
Here’s the magical mcguffan. Probably how they get into the world and how they get out.
And finally the creeper. I know people like to assume the creeper is made of grass, but given the texture of the poster I have a feeling this is legitimately 100% how the creeper looks in movie too. It’s just… grass. Highly detailed dense grass.
That is not how I envision creepers.
There’s sooooo much wrong with this film I am BAFFLED at how bad it is. How do you get Minecraft THIS WRONG???
DUDE the minecraft movie trailer pisses me the FUCK OFFFF DUDE IT LOOKS SO BAD 😭😭😭😭 this is why minecraft story mode is PEAK everyone should play mcsm 💚💚💚it’s the best Minecraft movie yall will get that isn’t that live action slop with jack black🙏🔥🔥
Anyways I’m reallyyy upset that the mc movie is going to be LIVE ACTION of all things.. the movie being live action just takes away the entire charm of Minecraft it just doesn’t WORK in my opinion and it sucks that we have two really good Minecraft 3d animation styles to work off of 💔💔
I’ve said this so many times but a 3d Minecraft movie would have just worked so much better??? Especially looking at some of the amazing 3d animated movies we’ve gotten in the last couple years
“The FBI is investigating the source of suspicious packages sent to election offices in 21 states. Some election offices have been evacuated; staff are frightened. Suspicious packages, bomb threats, death threats, harassment, assassination attempts, and violence are consequences of the politics of hate, now emanating more ferociously than ever from Trump and his sycophants.”
I went to the small pizzeria in a nearby village last month and asked for a calzone, and when she brought it to me the owner had a look on her face I can only describe as bitter.
Naturally my first assumption was that she was judging me for my food order (maybe calzones are too easy compared to other pizzas and she felt under-challenged as a pizza chef?), but then I looked at my calzone and the more I looked at it, the more I felt like it might have been a failed attempt at a cat calzone.
(I didn’t ask for a cat calzone, just a calzone.)
If I had immediately identified it as a cat calzone I would have of course said something about it, such as “Aww that’s so cute! You made it in the shape of a cat!! Thank you!” — but it was too late. I hesitated too long, and it was just failed enough that I wasn’t sure it was meant to be a cat.
I think this poor woman knew her cat calzone was a failure and I wouldn’t be able to recognise her effort for what it was, hence the bitterness in her eyes when she brought it to me.
I asked my friend if my pizza looked like a cat to her, and she said “Are you saying this because of the olives? I think they were just placed randomly.”
no, I think they were meant to be eyes, and a cat nose. And those are the ears. Wait, I’ll turn it in your direction so you can see
Friend: “It’s just a pointy calzone… Maybe you should ask the chef if she meant to make it a cat?”
If I tried to make a cat calzone and the recipient of this gift went like ‘hey, sorry, is this weird-looking thing meant to be cat?’ I would sell my pizza restaurant and drown myself in the river.
After considering this, my friend said we could brainstorm a better phrasing—but then we ended up agreeing that since the chef didn’t go 'haha sorry I tried to make a cat and failed!!’ when she brought my pizza, the options were a) she didn’t try to make a cat; b) she feels humiliated by her failure, and either way it’s better to say nothing.
But I felt deeply curious about this unresolved mystery, so this week when I went back to the pizzeria I asked for a calzone again.
The options were now: a) the chef brings me a better, recognisable cat calzone and I immediately remark upon it and she’s happy and we erase the failed cat calzone from the historical record and never mention it ever;
or b) the chef brings me a normal calzone, which suggests that the vague cat shape from last time was accidental and just another instance of chronic cat pareidolia.
(I refused to consider option c) The chef brings me another failed, hardly-recognisable cat. She just doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would let that happen to her twice.)
Here’s the photo of the failed cat calzone from last time, which, according to my friend, just looks like a pointy calzone with randomly-placed olives and not a deliberate attempt to make a cat:
And here’s what the chef brought me this time:
THAT’S A CAT.
I knew it!!!!
And it looks so sad!! This cat calzone looks like it will burst into olive oil tears if you once again fail to identify it as the cat that it is
But I didn’t; I was so ready this time. I went “A cat!!!!! It’s so cute!” and the chef went like yes!!! I tried to make one last time but it looked weird :(
I said I was pretty sure it was a cat last time and apologised for not bringing it up and she said no, it’s my responsibility to make it a decent cat. She also said she was glad I’d come back and ordered another calzone because she was really bothered (“vraiment embêtée”) by that first failed attempt, and wondering if I’d noticed an attempt was made (and failed)
That’s so relatable. It’s like when you make a really embarrassing spelling mistake in a text and you’re not sure if the other person has seen it and is judging you for it. Should you bring it up? Can it go unnoticed if you don’t? It’s the cat calzone equivalent of that. I’m so glad we were able to clear the air.
I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I’m going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom… Pictures of other people’s bathrooms on the walls… Little bathtub figurines on the sink… Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet… Life could be a dream… in my bathroom themed bathroom…
I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox
So I know this post is from 2018, and I’ve gone on and on about it haunting me (it does still, and I don’t even work there anymore), but I think all these years later and so close to her own birthday, she deserves to be seen for the gorgeous locomotive she is.
She’s beautiful, we adore her, and she’s going to be 149 this year! Happy birthday, lady!
being very online but not Mainstream Online is so perplexing. wake up one day. timeline blowing up because allegedly popular streamer Dingleberry Dan was revealed to be blending small woodland creatures into his daily protein shakes every day for 7 years. you look him up. Dingleberry Dan is the all time most popular Bejeweled Deluxe and Snhebbles Return streamer in the world. he has 67 million subscribers on youtube and 41 million followers on twitter. there are countless friends on your timeline going “i’m absolutely mortified about Dingleberry Dan’s horrible critter emulsification atrocities” and “i’m really not at all surprised about Dingleberry Dan’s behavior but still disappointed” in 50/50 equal measure. and in 3 days people with the 🆖 emoji in their handle will defend him like their life depends on it by saying he’s integral to internet culture and he’s being unfairly cancelled. and then in like 4-5 years people will occasionally bring up “hey remember when Dingleberry Dan straight up admitted to turning bunnies and squirrls into slurry every day and people still kept supporting him and he’s still a multi-millionaire” but nothing really happens other than that
