September 2024

niceferatu:

niceferatu:

just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

if you’re on this post saying yeah it tastes fine but some women took it Too Far” you need to apologise to women. who cares if they got over excited about a coffee drink. yes even the white women. apologise now.

ned7-what-now:

yuzupool:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

i cant explain why i think this is ontologically evil but i can tell you that it being called “huupe” tells me straight away that the people behind this cannot be trusted

I can’t wait for this thing to be shattered immediately

damn i’m really glad tax money went to *checks notes* a basketball hoop that requires electricity and an internet connection

ned7-what-now:

yuzupool:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

i cant explain why i think this is ontologically evil but i can tell you that it being called “huupe” tells me straight away that the people behind this cannot be trusted

I can’t wait for this thing to be shattered immediately

damn i’m really glad tax money went to *checks notes* a basketball hoop that requires electricity and an internet connection

waepenwifestre:

Let’s Talk About Security Culture: Why Keeping Secrets is Cool and Sexy

It’s a natural impulse – if you love crime – to want to talk about how great it is. And if you hate America, it’s only natural to want to share your dreams for its future with the rest of tumblr dot com. It can feel brave and transgressive. And there is a drive to share your soul with the world at the heart of social media. Surely I should be posting the most concrete implications of my politics, right? This is the poster’s curse.

Security Culture refers to a set of “best practices” developed over the past several decades, largely (in a US context) coming out of radical environmental groups as they faced intense state repression, infiltration and entrapment. If you’re not familiar, there’s some fascinating crimethinc write ups to give you a window into that world:

Much of it boils down to: don’t talk about crimes, past or forthcoming with people who don’t need to know about them, and be mindful of the possibility of surveillance and infiltration. And, we can support each other as a community in minimizing risks, with an eye towards enabling bold action rather than getting bogged down in fears and anxieties. The guidelines that make sense for AG-based trouble-makers are different from the guidelines that make sense for posters, but plenty of common principles apply. To speak briefly to our position here as posters:

First, it bears saying that long term anonymity is extremely nearly impossible to maintain. Unless you’ve never accessed Tumblr without a vpn, and avoided connections with other ppl who can be associated with you/your location, and never shared pictures without scrubbing metadata, and a bunch of other 100% consistent steps, it’s trivial for the state to know who you are.

Second, just because something isn’t actively being prosecuted now doesn’t mean it can’t be prosecuted later. The priorities of the state change and a shift in power towards the right or a growth in radical action from the left can suddenly make it a priority to destroy anarchist networks or just find a few ppl to prosecute as examples (who probably weren’t that plugged into larger networks before getting arrested. Advocating for specific anti-government crimes or declarations of intent to commit such crimes are likely prosecutable even if charges don’t stick they’re an easy vector for legal harassment.

Third, it’s worth thinking about heat as separate from prosecutability. There are modes of engagement that may not be directly criminalized but signal that you are someone worth watching. Some people choose to be public in ways that make heat unavoidable. But it’s worth noting that heat isn’t strictly individualized, that it persists over time but also is going to shrink over time.

It’s easy on here, ime, to see yourself as a proud member of the crime fandom but not much of a content creator. And it’s easy to feel like you’ve generated an amount of heat where you’re locked into that role. But heat you generated 10 years ago is probably pretty well gone. Heat you generated 5 years ago has faded substantially. It’s worth thinking about how the world might shift in the coming years and what doors you want to keep open.

The non-individualized nature of heat also means that leaning into the spiciest of anti-state positions will make it a bad idea for people who are acting out those positions end up tied to you. Loudly talking about how “more people should be doing [X/Y/Z]” unfortunately sets you up to remain distant from people who might be doing or thinking about doing such things.

Which brings me back to: keeping secrets is sexy. Not spelling everything out builds intrigue. You can lay out a theoretical position and leave working out the practical implications of that as an exercise for the reader. There’s value in opacity. The poster’s curse and the drive to confess are extremely convenient for the state, but we can resist them. We can hold dreams in our hearts that we refuse to offer up to the posting spectacle.

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

ivyblooms:

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn’t stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying ‘I can’t stop thinking about it. I can’t stop.“ over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

I also cant stop thinking about gay sex at work but i never get the afternoon off because of it :c

balaclava-trismegistus:

Americans really really need to be less paranoid and more capable of tolerating minor discomfort in public. Not everyone is a pervert/rapist/strangler/fiend. In fact, very few people are. Treating every violation of normal order as though it is a threat is why people are getting shot for turning around in a stranger’s driveway. This happens within the frameworks of basically every ideology present in American culture. It is an American illness. If your vision of the world doesn’t have room for saying “I’m sure it’s nothing” then you really gotta work some shit out.

xxacidnekoxx:

why is this so powerrful… krita wow
like ??? are you serious ?? this is making me insane its coloring it in and getting drawn and an outline at the same time and being easy to animate and being able to change the outline color so easily and gaaah Im so happy using this this was two minutes and no effort and its a colorful animated cat on my screen now ;w; AND I CAN EXPORT IT AS A GIF THAT ISNT HUGE THIS IS MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!

leafwateraddict:

elizakai:

deeppink-man:

deeppink-man:

Mafia in undertale

Doopal is my mafia OC. These are doodles that I drew personally.
There are so many images, so I’m going to upload them more as a reblog

Here are the rest of the images.

I didn’t realize how badly we needed this.

This has such visceral 2016 shitpost energy that I genuinely did not believe it had been posted 18 hours ago

omagpies:

carbonated milk

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quietwingsinthesky:

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

everythingfox:

Otter love

(via)

squidd-pro-quo:

okay, i’ve had a moment to collect my feelings and,

this movie looks so unprofessional like…


blue light is being cast on her hair from the portal that is clearly not casting a blue light on the environment.


the creeper is backlit by a soft blue light, while this goober is clearly backlit by a harsh white light.


also, the whole thing is backlit! nobody has light on their face in this trailer!

even here, you can clearly see the light is behind everyone, but they are supposedly facing eachother!?


why does this look like this!? why even bother with live action actors when the whole movie is animated!? and don’t even get me started on the animation.

there’s nothing technically wrong with the models… but it all looks so “minceraft mobs if dey wur reel!!1!”

i swear i saw this same sheep render in, like 2015.

antennatoheaven:

an edit of a tiktok screenshot that reads "i don't really care if something is getting a live action adaptation. it should have been animated instead"ALT

genderqueerdykes:

i hope you know that if you tell trans men and mascs they have to “earn” their manhood/masculinity, to be “real men” and never dress feminine ever, or “PROVE” that they’re men/mascs in some fashion, you go straight to hell. straight to hell with you. do better.

thememedaddy:

donnieisaprettyboy:

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

sitritea:

plutosoda:

sheep game yayay

plutosoda:

sheep game yayay

locallibrabinch:

jesliey:

maureenlycaon:

pcktfox:

jenfluff:

sarnaitairakh:

keyhollow:

blaire-white:

nunyabizni:

blaire-white:

tooiconic:

etotheoneeyeowl:

official-pope:

solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:

skizzimi:

homofarts:

kawaiians:

purixie:

kawaiians:

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

omg how cute what are they???

image

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

oMFG

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

(◎♊◉✿)

They’re -large train drives by-

…..
I’m upset.

What are they?

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

They look cool, I want one

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

Oh hey ********************************

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing.

Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then.

…What was I saying?

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

well would ya look at those tentacle dildos

reblogging for the timing of the last reply

moofahdrome:

kilrosk:

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: Delicious Ingredient

secretunderwaterbunker:

A Twitter thread by Vanessa Guerrero (username @nessguerrero), which reads as follows:

Living in LA, I’ve lived in many a neighborhood in which police helicopters circle all day and they don’t do anything except be loud an annoying.
You know what improved the morale and safety of my neighborhood in less than two weeks?
A new taco stand. I’m 1000% serious.
In general Street food vendors on a block means more pedestrian foot traffic round the clock, if they’re open late, that’s more eyes in a neighborhood. Additionally in an area with many dark empty storefronts, literally adds light and vitality to the area.
More of the neighborhood is meeting each other waiting in line for nearby tacos. I met people three houses down I didn’t know. It feels like we’re all only now getting to know each other, over a torta and some soda.
City planners had left the area in disrepair. The vendors literally CLEANED THE BLOCK. THEY PICKED UP TRASH THE CITY NEGLECTS.
I’m serious when I say in the area they posted up, it’s markedly cleaner. This is not the work of the local waste removal services. This is taqueros.
They also posted up at a bus stop and out open until 2am. Meaning people waiting for a bud stop are not longer waiting alone in the dark. There’s a noticiable air of camaraderie, safety and enthusiasm.
Street vendors did more for our neighborhood than the city ever did.
So the next time you see the elote guy, thank him for his service. He’s doin’ a whole lot more than selling corn. ALT

official-asexual-posts:

hellbrainspeaks:

You do not owe your partner(s) sex. I mostly see this passed around in the asexual community, and it absolutely needs emphasis there, but this applies to anyone of any orientation. You never owe your partner(s) sex under any circumstance.

If your sex drive or libido is lower than your partner’s, you may feel obligated to “keep up” with them to make them happy. But you have a right to say no, or not be in the mood, or be too tired, or just not want to right now. Your partner(s) should respect your right to say no and your bodily autonomy.

If your partner(s) try to harass, manipulate, or coerce you into having sex when you say no, they’re an asshole. Having said yes in the past does not mean you can never say no. It is not your responsibility or obligation to provide sex. You do not need to violate your own boundaries to make someone else happy. Your partner(s) should respect your right to say no, and if they don’t, they don’t deserve you.

Your body belongs to you, and you decide what’s best for your sexual health. Happy Pride

official consent is fucking important post

bestdriltweet:

Happy 16th birthday to dril’s first tweet

seaglasstortellini:

…yeah

seaglasstortellini:

…yeah

vishya-vilulf:

spinabifidaoccultist-deactivate:

Pictures like this are so important! I wish I would have seen more of this when I was younger. I’d have been more receptive to my body’s need for mobility aids if I had seen it in a positive light like this.

katchwreck:

katchwreck:

animentality:

drtanner:

voxiferous:

grumpsaesthetics:

grumpsaesthetics:

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

and so it begins..

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

I’m NEVER ready for the fucking photograph, holy shit.

athena-cat-wizard-official:

athena-cat-wizard-official:

animatedhawk-blog:

dumbass missed the optimal path

help there’s creatures

basharal-habil:

dlxxv-vetted-donations:

addisayshi:

basharbfamily:

Urgent Relief … 🚨




Hello


I am Bashar Osama Al-Habil, I am 19 years old

My fatherOsama Muhammad Al-Habil

He was martyred on 11/7/2006

He was 29 years old

My mother is Marwa Marwan Al-Habil, she is 43 years old

After my father was martyred, my mother married

My uncle, Musa Muhammad Al-Habil, on April 4, 2010. He is 49 years old

I have 4 sisters and 2 brothers

They are Baraa Osama Al-Habil, 21 years old

She is studying English in the third stage at the Faculty of Law

Amir Musa Al-Habil, 19 years old

Jumana Musa Al-Habil is 13 years old

Jude Musa Al-Habil is 13 years old

Faten Musa Al-Habil, 10 years old

Osama Musa Al-Habil, 5 years old



Urgent message from a bereaved family in Gaza Standing by my family

🍉👇Save Me

@el-shab-hussein @commissions4aid-international @nabulsi @90-ghost @appsa @officialspec @turian @journalsforpalestine @palestinecharitycommissionsassoc @palestinegenocide @apollos-olives @queerstudiesnatural @palistani @burtlebabe @helppeople @neshamama @baguetttee @sar-soor @divinefeline28 @brutaliakhoa @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @schoolhater @gayorc @aces-and-angels @neptunerings @gamer-guff @gamergoodwin-blog @blackfem @black-and-white @omegaversereloaded @omegomagnit @heritageposts @feluka @feluart @drangues @bijoux-et-mineraux @afro-elf @transmutationisms

#gaza. #roy keng #freegazz. #gaza.strip

#support palestine. #self hlep

I couldn’t find any duplicate images!

This campaign is vetted by association through @aya2mohammed (vetted as #166 on the Vetted Evacuation Fundraiser spreadsheet). Bashar is his family member and Muhammed asked me to help him. Proof under cut.

Disclaimer: I’m not an official vetter. I personally believe this campaign is legitimate given the evidence and encourage you to share and donate if you feel comfortable.

Keep reading

I am Bashar Al-Habil

This is my new account. My old account has been banned

Please help spread my mother-in-law because is very slow 🙏🙏

montahahamada:

Urgent 🚨

A girl’s life goes from good to worse in a matter of months. Life is really strange,

In moments, all your conditions go from good to worse than bad. I think that what I regret most is that I did not photograph every corner of my house, I did not photograph every detail in the house, I did not photograph every joy we lived in this house. I was under the illusion that there was no need to photograph it because it would remain and nothing would happen to it. All we imagined was our life in it until death. It never occurred to us for a moment that it might disappear and become a pile of rubble. These are some of the pictures I took in my house and my family’s beautiful house.

This is all that remains of our house, and they are memories, some of which are beautiful and some of which are sad, but they are just memories. After living in this house for 25 years, I grew up and was raised in this house and lived in it every moment of my life. I was happy when I got married and when my family was in the most beautiful pictures of love and friendship, and I was sad when I left my parents’ house for my husband’s house. The house lived in my heart, but unfortunately, in this war, nothing remained of it and they demolished it in an instant and presented my husband’s and my house as if there was nothing here. They erased my house and my parents’ house and all the beautiful memories in it and it became just rubble on the ground. We go to it every now and then because even though it is rubble, I am still attached to it.

Then comes a strange feeling after this. You are in your city (Khan Yunis) and you cannot return to your home. You cannot return to your place because you cannot live inside the rubble. We settled in the summer in a small, exhausting tent that you cannot enter except to sleep. It was not originally ours. Our friends gave us this place to sit in temporarily after they saw that we did not have a place and that we had unfortunately become like homeless people.

We always thank God that there is something surrounding me and my family, even if it is a tent, from a beautiful and spacious house to a small tent that can barely accommodate us. The war did not only destroy our homes and dreams, but it also destroyed our youth. When I look at my old photos on my phone, I cry for myself, my family, my people, and everything we have achieved here.

These are some old photos that I love and that are really me away from the war, the sun, carrying water and living in tents. I put more than one photo because I miss myself before the war and I love these photos very much and I wanted to share them with you. Because of the tent life, most of the time all that surrounds you is the sun and because of the lack of water, I go to a far place to carry water here under the sun, so my face and body become like someone who is 60 years old and not a young woman in her twenties.

I wrote this simple little story about how my family’s life and mine in particular changed between before and after, without details, so who can donate and help me and my family so that we can get back a part of our beautiful life? Trust me, you are in the right place and I will always appreciate it

https://gofund.me/fb1c794b

My campaign was vetted by my dear friend : ➡️@el-shab-hussein .

@el-shab-hussein @fairuzfan @plomegranate @vakarians-babe @fallahifag @sar-soor @sayruq @awetistic-things @auggie-dragonfly @khizuo @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @ibtisams @palipunk @nabulsi @mee-op

fluffypotatey:

rocjawcypher:

chaos-and-ink-deactivated202401:

I write for myself

*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*

“Just because you’re screaming into the void doesn’t mean your heart isn’t aching for an answer.”

#just because you just said it aloud so that you can hear it#doesnt mean you don’t also want to know that someone heard

dude…T^T

fluffypotatey:

rocjawcypher:

chaos-and-ink-deactivated202401:

I write for myself

*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*

“Just because you’re screaming into the void doesn’t mean your heart isn’t aching for an answer.”

#just because you just said it aloud so that you can hear it#doesnt mean you don’t also want to know that someone heard

dude…T^T

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

K
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

U
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

N
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

G
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME


SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE

O
SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE

W
SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE

miasmodeus:

this is the only thing ill ever post. my karkat bong cosplay

aromanticduck:

aromanticduck:

“Oh you’re alloromantic? But what if you meet someone one day who puts you off romance forever? I think you should put your life on hold just in case that happens.”

“Allosexual? Don’t say that. You just haven’t had bad sex yet.”

exodushero:

thewriterofawesomeness:

langsty-mc-langstface:

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

teaboot:

butterfly-sapphire:

kirkspocker:

jordisstigander:

volcanokids:

vampireapologist:

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

via @elytrians

It’s back! I think about this post monthly

Aliens abduct me from a cornfield only to set me back down at the club with a sick leather jacket and some shades

the-haiku-bot:

prydonianrenegade:

Buddy, I’ve had the lease on my condo in hell signed since second grade.

Buddy, I’ve had the

lease on my condo in hell

signed since second grade.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

romcommunist:

people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses

wolfsteax:

to be loved is to be changed

televisionenjoyer:

Either way it’s always fascinating to see people miss the point of operation condor because like yeah sure it was about communism but it also wasn’t about communism at all. Like some of the governments weren’t even socialist. It was also about nations that were organizing and doing good for themselves and posed a threat to the united states’ opulent ways of living. It was kinda about cheap tropical fruit all year round and shirts under ten dollars and conveniently affordable meat for barbecues. It is about capitalism but in the sense that they needed operation condor to keep capitalism working. In the sense that the american dream depends on the constant suffering and submission of other countries.

mauesartetc:

Palestine fundraisers with easily-achievable goals

The flag of Palestine covered with a textured, semi-transparent black overlay, with the white silhouette of an old-fashioned key centered in front of it. The key represents hope that one day, displaced Palestinians will return to their homeland.ALT

By “easily-achievable”, I mean in the 50-60K range and below. Once again, drawing from my pinned list of fundraisers, which have all been vetted by Palestinians on Tumblr (check that post for the proof next to each family name). I’ll update this post just like the main list and the “under 1000 donations” list. Many of these are extremely close to completing their funding. Let’s help get them there!

As always, donate if you can, reblog if you can’t!

LAST UPDATED 9/7

10K range


20K range


30K range


40K range

Note: The Aburass campaign is in SEK, so the goal is technically 450K, but converted to USD it’s closer to 45. Ultimately I decided to include this one since USD, CAD, GBP, and EUR will be more powerful here, and a huge chunk of the site’s user base will pay with one of those currencies. The more hands on deck, the better.


50K range

charl0ttan:

did you hear the temple of regret and missed opportunities was sealed shut forever yesterday

k4ychiko:

Erm? what the queer?