September 2024

saxifraga-x-urbium:

artisticmysticautistic:

TEXAS IS GOING TO EXECUTE AN AUTISTIC MAN!!!!! UNLESS WE STOP THEM! HELP ME!

Please help and sign the petiton

Help us 100,000 signers to Robert’s petition: here → saveroberson.org


On Oct. 17, Texas plans to execute Robert Roberson, an Innocence Project client who has spent over 20 years on death row for a crime that never happened.

Robert faces the risk of becoming the first person in the U.S. executed based on the discredited “shaken baby syndrome” theory.

Mr. Roberson left school after completing 8th grade with undiagnosed autism spectrum disorder — which impacts how people communicate and interact with others. Symptoms of autism can include avoiding eye contact, “unusual” mood or emotional reactions, the appearance of indifference, fixation on details that strike others as “abnormal,” and difficulty expressing feelings.

Hospital staff, who did not know that Mr. Roberson has autism, were suspicious of his flat affect and interpreted his response to his daughter’s condition as lacking emotion. They viewed his inability to explain Nikki’s condition as a sign that he must be lying.

Every life has value, and we cannot stand by as an innocent life is threatened. Add your name to help #SaveRoberson and protect the sanctity of life. #RespectLife #RobertRoberson

as with all innocence project petitions you can and should sign outside the US too

kira-serialfaggot:

mias-back-from-the-dead:

astronicht:

theweirdwideweb:

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

oh my god it’s real and it was LITERALLY called “the broom method” holy shit

Mankind uses its advanced monkey brain to defeat evolution’s weakness once again

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

oh my god its called the weasel war dance and they just go off the shits apeshit little animals

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

oh my god its called the weasel war dance and they just go off the shits apeshit little animals

sophisticatedoyster:

lizbukchoy:

genericalosers:

difty-dift:

memequeen-official:

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

emptydragonseverywhere:

guerrillatech:

As an eye doctor, this shouldn’t be controversial. It’s a problem. 5 years ago, nighttime headlight issues were reserved for people with cataracts or LASIK scars. Today, everyone has problems seeing the road through the oncoming headlights. People are getting anti-glare and blueblocking coatings not bc they are sitting on a computer 8+ hours a day but bc the blue tinted halogens are making them feel unsafe to drive. We are selling insane amounts of yellow tinted nighttime driving glasses even though they’re really only for people with cataracts bc ppl are desperate for anything that may help them deal with the headlights. I’ve had multiple patients tell me they just don’t drive at night anymore.

This is an actual safety issue and it needs to be addressed

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Jack Crosbie (@/ jscros) on 12/11/21 reading: maybe a controversial take but car headlights are too bright these days. every single SUV is equipped with like military grade halogen retina destroyers. jeep grand cherokee drivin around with the 9/11 memorial spotlights on the front. lighthouse-ass chevy tahoes. grow up /End ID]

bamsara:

whoops i meant to put this in the last post

Of the friendships Narinder makes out of imprisonment, I’d like to think he visits Chemach while she’s in her chains (and Kuudai and Clauneck) occasionally to talk about Old God stuff

lordofthegringos-deactivated202:

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124:

lordofthegringos-deactivated202:

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124:

lordofthegringos-deactivated202:

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124:

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

I jacked off twice today.

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

not before I go do my deadlifts. I’ve got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.

Have a great time! :)

“That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He’ll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I’ll be sure to win this session.”

Thanks bestie, I will!

“If he were Kira, he’d likely to use this time to jack off again… No… Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious.”

ovur:

When its your birthday month you should be able to do whatever you want and spend as much money as you want throughout the month and it doesn’t count since your birthday is on that month so it’s okay

catboybiologist:

charyou-tree:

oldbaton:

I LOATHE “we didn’t need to learn Algebra” people. Believe it or not it’s good for you to know things and engage with different subjects. And it’s highly likely you got an education for free on top of it? Idk I’m getting to a point where now that I’ve been out of school for a sizeable amount of time it’s like. Holy shit I got to be taught and instructed in so many things for FREE? FREE?!?!? And I didn’t have to work?!?!? I still would never relive high school but like. Damn my boomer take is you should be damn grateful you’re getting or have gotten an education.

I know this is the “arts and creative writing” website, but for all of the backlash against the “why were the curtains blue?” lack of critical thinking in english lit classes, there sure are a lot of people who are loud and proud about their profound ignorance of math.

Like, you’re going to have to calculate a tip, do your taxes, figure out if your mortgage broker is screwing you over, so many things. Don’t worry about it, you’re never going to need to know how to figure out whether you’re really getting the 32% commission that you’re owed, or be able to tell how many 1 inch boxes can fit into a 1 foot container, or work out how much paint you need to buy to cover the area of the walls of your home.

Hell, at the university I went to for undergrad, all of my peers in the physics program were required to take non-major courses in history or the arts or foreign languages, so that we could be well-rounded citizens of the world. But the art students could go their whole degree without taking a single math class and the university was just fine with it!

That can’t be good in a society where everything is based on numbers, from paychecks to logistics to computer code. I think everyone would be well served by having a passing familiarity with how the infrastructure of the world works. Otherwise, you’re always just taking somebody’s word for it, and the people selling you this stuff have every incentive to lie.

This isn’t even scratching the surface of the “why do we study any organism that isn’t human science funds are so wasted wtf” style of sheer science ignorance

catboybiologist:

charyou-tree:

oldbaton:

I LOATHE “we didn’t need to learn Algebra” people. Believe it or not it’s good for you to know things and engage with different subjects. And it’s highly likely you got an education for free on top of it? Idk I’m getting to a point where now that I’ve been out of school for a sizeable amount of time it’s like. Holy shit I got to be taught and instructed in so many things for FREE? FREE?!?!? And I didn’t have to work?!?!? I still would never relive high school but like. Damn my boomer take is you should be damn grateful you’re getting or have gotten an education.

I know this is the “arts and creative writing” website, but for all of the backlash against the “why were the curtains blue?” lack of critical thinking in english lit classes, there sure are a lot of people who are loud and proud about their profound ignorance of math.

Like, you’re going to have to calculate a tip, do your taxes, figure out if your mortgage broker is screwing you over, so many things. Don’t worry about it, you’re never going to need to know how to figure out whether you’re really getting the 32% commission that you’re owed, or be able to tell how many 1 inch boxes can fit into a 1 foot container, or work out how much paint you need to buy to cover the area of the walls of your home.

Hell, at the university I went to for undergrad, all of my peers in the physics program were required to take non-major courses in history or the arts or foreign languages, so that we could be well-rounded citizens of the world. But the art students could go their whole degree without taking a single math class and the university was just fine with it!

That can’t be good in a society where everything is based on numbers, from paychecks to logistics to computer code. I think everyone would be well served by having a passing familiarity with how the infrastructure of the world works. Otherwise, you’re always just taking somebody’s word for it, and the people selling you this stuff have every incentive to lie.

This isn’t even scratching the surface of the “why do we study any organism that isn’t human science funds are so wasted wtf” style of sheer science ignorance

rain-droplet:

fair-itself:

robothypnotist:

evilnicegirl:

ive literally been saying this

actually everyone making fun of these and writing about how they bully other drivers on the road by tailgating and driving aggressively in their 2 ton death machines is a cunt. if your response to someone admitting they’re nervous to be operating a massive dangerous machine they usually require to lead a normal life is to make their life even scarier and potentially cause an accident you have problems straight up

Lots of grown-ass adults in the world who think it’s cute or cool to be like “if you display any sign of weakness or vulnerability where I can see it I will pounce on it and savage it like a starving coyote”

Hint: it’s not

this^

depsidase:

knight-in-dull-tinfoil:

pileofknives:

thehauntedmansion2003:

assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan

Secretary birds as antifascist symbol

valtharr:

fieldexplores:

A Man of Few Words

sabrebash:

The Ballad of Bella Buttons
(based on a true story)

charlottan:

glue factory

teaboot:

lampgate:

has anyone posted this yet. best tweet ever written

RICHARD SIKEN???

tgirl-thucydides:

tgirl-thucydides:

Crusader Kings: the game where the future if my dynasty is in doubt bc my son refuses to fuck his fat wife and make another heir

It turned out ok bc me and my son both died of typhus at the exact same time so power went to my brilliant 23 year old daughter so i get to play as a girl again, yippee

bamsara:

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

bamsara:

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

ellipsus-writes:


We know many of you have seen NaNoWriMo’s recent statements on generative AI…

Well, we have too—and that’s why we’ve made the decision to retract our sponsorship of NaNo.

Your support and belief in human creativity, transparency and collaboration mean everything to us, and we’re committed to staying true to that. Thank you all! 💙

You can read our full statement here.


The Ellipsus team xo

kazieka:

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

saphi-everything:

d1mndnthr0ugh:

donutsalami:

the-haiku-bot:

obsessivelygalahad:

mikkeneko:

zukosgay:

emiliascorner:

gageblackwood:

la-mancha-screwjob:

zukosgay:

zukosgay:

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

Ich will den Twink auch vernichten (correction from prev, native speaker)

Ich will den Twink auch

vernichten (correction from

prev, native speaker)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@saphi-everything help what does this mean

@saphi-everything help what does this mean

Do you really not know??? It’s mostly cognates…

I want to annihilate the Twink :3

saphi-everything:

d1mndnthr0ugh:

donutsalami:

the-haiku-bot:

obsessivelygalahad:

mikkeneko:

zukosgay:

emiliascorner:

gageblackwood:

la-mancha-screwjob:

zukosgay:

zukosgay:

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

Ich will den Twink auch vernichten (correction from prev, native speaker)

Ich will den Twink auch

vernichten (correction from

prev, native speaker)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@saphi-everything help what does this mean

@saphi-everything help what does this mean

Do you really not know??? It’s mostly cognates…

I want to annihilate the Twink :3

comradesaucegay:

comradesaucegay:

hydepotions:

trupowieszcz:

comradesaucegay:

every one in north korea is a little jester whose sole purpose in life is to fool westerns into thinking they’re capable of having fun

what even is supposed to be creepy abt this it looks like the most normal water park ever

Regular North Korean man: *living his life* *eating a ice cream* Hmmmm I Love ice cream so yummy

Weird people who can’t fathom the fact that North Koreans are normal human beings: Looks like an actor paid to make the country look good to me!

#This looks like a perfectly normal and fun waterpark but… But why is everybody in suits

they’re pictures from the opening ceremony

here are some more recent pictures

wet? yes

creepy? not so much

comradesaucegay:

comradesaucegay:

hydepotions:

trupowieszcz:

comradesaucegay:

every one in north korea is a little jester whose sole purpose in life is to fool westerns into thinking they’re capable of having fun

what even is supposed to be creepy abt this it looks like the most normal water park ever

Regular North Korean man: *living his life* *eating a ice cream* Hmmmm I Love ice cream so yummy

Weird people who can’t fathom the fact that North Koreans are normal human beings: Looks like an actor paid to make the country look good to me!

#This looks like a perfectly normal and fun waterpark but… But why is everybody in suits

they’re pictures from the opening ceremony

here are some more recent pictures

wet? yes

creepy? not so much

eliza-forget:

Babies bishops 🤲

comradesaucegay:

comradesaucegay:

hydepotions:

trupowieszcz:

comradesaucegay:

every one in north korea is a little jester whose sole purpose in life is to fool westerns into thinking they’re capable of having fun

what even is supposed to be creepy abt this it looks like the most normal water park ever

Regular North Korean man: *living his life* *eating a ice cream* Hmmmm I Love ice cream so yummy

Weird people who can’t fathom the fact that North Koreans are normal human beings: Looks like an actor paid to make the country look good to me!

#This looks like a perfectly normal and fun waterpark but… But why is everybody in suits

they’re pictures from the opening ceremony

here are some more recent pictures

wet? yes

creepy? not so much

escuerzoresucitado:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

dddreamscape:

Mutuals do this

You’ve heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

ashyslashyy:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

feathery-dreamer:

mossgirlcircuits:

virtualgirladvance:

tiniestmousegirl:

kittykittycatboys:

tiniestmousegirl:

false it should be meow meow meow meow meow

Can someone do a beep boop one please

nobody asked for UwU OwO but I had time so here you go

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

bargarean:

bargarean:

reblog my post boy

bargarean:

bargarean:

reblog my post boy

foone:

mmelete:

syn4k:

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you’re welcome

whole bunch of different video games generator

historyarchaeologyartefacts:

Armor of Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor, (Detail of Breastplate), 1549 [2542 × 4000]

punkitt-is-here:

susan and the intern

everythingfox:

Potato planting puppy

(via)

creepst-crypt:

shencomix:


balverine:

cake-warlock:

No such thing as bears, folks

you-need-not-apply:

morguezsz:

you-need-not-apply:

you-need-not-apply:

you-need-not-apply:

Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

A rushed digital comic. At the top there are three faces, each convulsed and spitting with keyboard smash as dialogue. On the bottom left, there is a character staring into a mirror with their arms planted firmly on the counter. “huff…hufff….uhufff….” is dialogue next to the image. One the bottom right there is a hasty drawing of a phone held in someone’s hands, with their face reflected in the screen. Text on the phone reads “guess who almost just fucking died lmaoo”ALT

is this accurate

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

you-need-not-apply:

morguezsz:

you-need-not-apply:

you-need-not-apply:

you-need-not-apply:

Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

A rushed digital comic. At the top there are three faces, each convulsed and spitting with keyboard smash as dialogue. On the bottom left, there is a character staring into a mirror with their arms planted firmly on the counter. “huff…hufff….uhufff….” is dialogue next to the image. One the bottom right there is a hasty drawing of a phone held in someone’s hands, with their face reflected in the screen. Text on the phone reads “guess who almost just fucking died lmaoo”ALT

is this accurate

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

ghosthorse-tracks:

Lesser-known steps of the writing process:

🦗 <- look it's a little guy

mageacademydropout:

I don’t know who left this here or when but I love this little guy

derinthescarletpescatarian:

ssalmonn:

communist-hatsunemiku:

kensyouen_Y

I’ve seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

derinthescarletpescatarian:

ssalmonn:

communist-hatsunemiku:

kensyouen_Y

I’ve seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

brianerickson:

teashoesandhair:

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

people are finally realizing just how repellant charles bukowski actually was? this is incredible

brianerickson:

teashoesandhair:

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

people are finally realizing just how repellant charles bukowski actually was? this is incredible