official-boob-posts:

nicokun602:

nondysphoric-enby:

sideblog-discourse:

Shut ur up, people can wear whatever they want to pride, also ur misgendering a random guy because how dare he be proud of his body huh?

This is absolutely something that was and is done by older lgbtq+ people and flamboyant people during protests and marches to normalize the fact that men can have breasts, that men can look like anything and still be men.

It reminds me of how trumeds like to claim that the community founders would have hated people like me, but trumeds are the ones who would have hated the community founders. The people who started the protests, the people who were “too” flamboyant, too loud, too non-conforming, the people who put themselves in the line of fire for harassment and hate, etc.

It’s almost like pride was originally supposed to be a protest and was never about licking the boots of cishet people

official boob post

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

hehehehe snake shed looks like it’s pogging

hang on lemme go grab a photo

face goes like :V

baby having his post-shedding meal:

little mousy tail like leftover spaghett for the long spaghett :3c

Did you know that Solarballs, Mr. Spherical and related channels are owned by Telos Media? (a company which I suspect is owned by or operated by Now Creatives due to the telos media website redirecting to theirs for a long time before Teloses proper establishment)

Did you know that Telos Media CEO Oliver Gilpin among other channels also founded My Teenage Story which is one of those cheap animated storytime content farms?

It’s so interesting how corporate YouTube channels are becoming more popular.

And normalized as well, may I remind about the whole “On The Hill” drama.

These days people don’t bat an eye.

It’s clear YouTube is maturing, slowly becoming like the networks of old at least in how content is created.

Production value has gone up while channels like Mr Beast have become classic game/reality shows, just unregulated. Popular stuff is becoming more like the stuff you’d plausibly see on cable TV.

Is that good? Is that bad?

I have no idea

jeekoftheweek:

thememedaddy:

herpsandbirds:

Eurasian Hoopoes (Upupa epops), RAISE A RUCKUS & EAT A TASTY BUG!!!, family Upupidae, order Bucerotiformes, Athens, Greece

photograph by Davide Diana

atlas-the-worldbuilder:

eldritchjackalope:

eldritchjackalope:

bees-with-swords:

“Do you ever dream of land?” The whale asks the tuna.

“No.” Says the tuna, “Do you?”

“I have never seen it.” Says the whale, “but deep in my body, I remember it.”

“Why do you care,” says the tuna, “if you will never see it.”

“There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains.” Says the whale.

“They will disappear.” Says the tuna, “one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains.”

“Maybe I don’t want to forget,” Says the whale, “The forests were once my home.”

“I have seen the forests.” Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

“Tell me what you have seen,” says the whale.

“The forests spawned me.” Says the salmon. “They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home.”

“Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?” Asks the whale. “They have bounty of their own.”

“You forget,” says the salmon, “That the oceans were once their home.”

@bees-with-swords decided to do another pass at illustrating this two years later, your writing is so lovely

This is frikkin poetry, I love this so much.

making-you-in-spore:

gimmick-blog-bracket:

Which competitor deserves to win round 4 the most?

making-you-in-spore

fixing-bad-posts

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i made a fixed bad post in spore [2008]

sour-charity:

auspex:

surely the conses wont quence

peer reviewed

angrymurderchild:

ghost–bot:

baweiii:

@polyhexian

gunsandfireandshit:

lexibsparkles:

painters-and-painting:

Paint is a crazy handful

me when i- no, I shan’t say

When dragons are done with your car.

arcticonna:

Allow yourself a chance to be happy.
Discord: https://discord.gg/kNjhmMnRya

shinraalpha:

officialspec:

officialspec:

officialspec:

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say “its only a 3 minute walk” when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks “3 minutes isnt THAT bad” you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we’re at it

sapphling:

can you stop fucking using your cursed half demon blood moon eye to check if i’m ovulating

the-lumpfish-king:

kira-serialfaggot:

soggywetcatgirl:

soggywetcatgirl:

im sorry for calling you chat during sex i didnt mean it i swear……

chat i think i might be cooked……

You can call me chat during sex. I am a system

Chat, I told you to behave and you didn’t. You know what that means. Mods, force a different headmate to front!

starlightomatic:

filthburger:

polyamzeal:

this post is like a rorshach test that reveals people’s psychosexual frustrations

shinraalpha:

officialspec:

officialspec:

officialspec:

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say “its only a 3 minute walk” when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks “3 minutes isnt THAT bad” you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we’re at it

lastoneout:

rthwrms:

jb-blunk:

jb-blunk:

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

I was having a conversation with someone who was lamenting over how to maintain attraction to our partners as their bodies change and age and feeling self conscious herself about that process and I was like. we should be so lucky as to see them through these many years as we are seen ourselves. Hope that helps u understand

reminds me of this quote i love

Glasses // Jonathan Coulton

pixelmade42:

enchantingruinscandy:

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

ALT

atthecenterofeverything:

wedarkacademia:

I know it is my father’s first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.

But I was little too.

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

HANK!! HANK THIS IS NOT A KAFKA QUOTE! THE DARK ACADEMIA BLOGGERS TOOK IT FROM A TIKTOK POEM AND DECIDED SINCE IT MENTIONS FATHERS IT WAS WRITTEN BY LATE NINETEENTH CENTURY WRITER FRANZ KAFKA DESPITE THE STYLE VERY CLEARLY BEING FROM 2022 #INKSPILLED INSTAGRAM POETRY HANK! WHY WOULD HE EVEN REFER TO HIS FATHER IN THIRD PERSON IN A LETTER TO HIS FATHER WHEN THEY ARE ALL IN THE SECOND PERSON!! HANK LISTEN TO ME!!! HANK!!!!!

tsamired:

On the COTL fandom wiki’s page for snails this image shows at the very top and I am losing my shit over it. This is the guy you want.

our-queer-experience:

rozieramati:

[image ID: a tweet by ‘I appreciate you’
@/DeeLaSheeArt that says “Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks stocked in case of a bad day. You have more control over your joy than you think.”

davidsevera:

It’s amazing how I’m a dipshit moron with no good ideas who also writes the #1 must-read blog on the internet. Inspiring, really.

riftclaw:

ralfmaximus:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

ankle-beez:

Inside Out 2 Was the Hit Pixar Needed, but the Laid-Off Employees Who Crunched on It Are Still Hurting - IGN

jesus fuck, this article

ALT

My “favorite” parts from the article:

1. The same day that Pixar laid off the staff who’d been in crunch mode since September 2023, they announced the crunch-bonuses would only be paid to active employees
2. There was a dedicated Inside Out 2 team tasked with “making Riley not look gay”

“It is, as far as I know, still a thing, where leadership, they’ll bring up Lightyear specifically and say, ‘Oh, Lightyear was a financial failure because it had a queer kiss in it,’” one source tells IGN. “That’s not the reason the movie failed.”

makes bland slop movie using a character from the disney library but none of his expanded universe trappings that might fuel nostalgia, blames the gay kiss they threw in there to scapegoat instead of the fact that it was a bland slop movie

official-linguistics-post:

lolotehe:

laika-the-bitch:

laika-the-bitch:

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.

scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device

scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.

Three languages enter, one language leaves.

official linguistics post

37q:

when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody

mallalada:

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are “little cunt” and “catatonic with grief”

hanakyu:

ashes2caches:

me: i don’t know how i feel about this advanced bdsm stuff…

the transfem speaking to me through an earpiece: stop stalling. just cut the red wire or the whole building blows up with you inside.

speedlimit15:

cordrawroy:

present day, present time !

coughloop:

as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped

devilishdescent:

devilishdescent:

if she’s your girl why is she sucking on my ancient coin

#coin #suck #oldcoin #ancientcoin #girl

osakahimee:

good morning everyone, sorry to get up and do this again so early but I spent the last of my money on transport and I’m completely broke until month end . I just need $50 to last me for food and essentials

Please any small amount is appreciated 🙏

P*yPal

infamouzsky:

@aveloka-draws we playing their reincarnation cycle LMAO

yourlocalbadgerscales:

vexwerewolf:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

who tf eats onions

kaijuno:

The SS Warrimoo, a passenger steamship traveling from Vancouver to Australia, was silently knifing its way across the mid-Pacific waters. The navigator had just finished calculating a star fix and handed the results to Captain John DS. Phillips.

The Warrimoo’s coordinates were LAT 0º 31’ N, LONG 179 30’ W. The date was December 31, 1899. “Know what this means?” First Mate Payton announced, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line.”

Captain Phillips was prankish enough to seize the opportunity to do the nautical feat of a lifetime. He summoned his navigators to the bridge to double-check the ship’s position. He altered his course slightly to focus directly on his target. He then altered the engine’s speed.

The calm weather and clear night worked to his advantage. At midnight, the SS Warrimoo rested on the Equator, exactly where it had crossed the International Date Line. The ramifications of this odd arrangement were numerous.

The ship’s bow was in the Southern Hemisphere, in the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere, in the midst of winter. The date on the aft portion of the ship was December 31, 1899. The date on the forward half of the ship was January 1, 1900. The ship experienced multiple days, months, years, seasons, and centuries simultaneously.

kaijuno:

The SS Warrimoo, a passenger steamship traveling from Vancouver to Australia, was silently knifing its way across the mid-Pacific waters. The navigator had just finished calculating a star fix and handed the results to Captain John DS. Phillips.

The Warrimoo’s coordinates were LAT 0º 31’ N, LONG 179 30’ W. The date was December 31, 1899. “Know what this means?” First Mate Payton announced, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line.”

Captain Phillips was prankish enough to seize the opportunity to do the nautical feat of a lifetime. He summoned his navigators to the bridge to double-check the ship’s position. He altered his course slightly to focus directly on his target. He then altered the engine’s speed.

The calm weather and clear night worked to his advantage. At midnight, the SS Warrimoo rested on the Equator, exactly where it had crossed the International Date Line. The ramifications of this odd arrangement were numerous.

The ship’s bow was in the Southern Hemisphere, in the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere, in the midst of winter. The date on the aft portion of the ship was December 31, 1899. The date on the forward half of the ship was January 1, 1900. The ship experienced multiple days, months, years, seasons, and centuries simultaneously.

infamouzsky:

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deadavian:

Gordon Freeman: *staring blankly at the wall believing he just caused the worst scientific disaster in history*

The Horrendous Headcrab:

naggingatlas:

he’s too dope for this world bless his soul

aniseandspearmint:

thesaltofcarthage:

memewhore:

no matter what you’re anticipating, it will not be what you think it will be.

Me: a little goat? Why would a little goat be surpi- oh. OH. Yeah okay i wasn’t expecting that.

stroebe2:

Nicely put

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

transbian-goddess:

Recently saw a video about cursed Tumblr recipes which reminded me of something I cooked up during a summer job at college. It was a drink I liked to call “terminal clarity”.

You fill up a glass halfway with sprite, and fill the other half with a quarter glass of xxx vitamin water and a quarter glass of blue powerade.

You’ll know you got the ratios right if it turns an unnatural shade of purple or magenta.

It tastes like every flavor at once for half a second, like your taste buds are being violently electrocuted, only for that taste to immediately disappear and leave behind an aftertaste I can only describe as “void”. It tastes like nothing I can possibly portray with words, only that it leaves you hollow and questioning whether taste was an experience that ever existed at all. It tastes like loud silence.

I invented this and immediately got covid the next day as divine punishment for my unforgivable sin.

WAIT @squid-wizard ISNT THIS PRETTY MUCH WHAT WE MADE ON THAT ONE TRIP