morphimus:

morphimus:

I dreamt that people found out that tumblr posts had a secret hidden text field that you normally couldn’t put anything into that was called a post’s “wungle text”, and it wasn’t normally displayed in any way, but someone made a browser extension that allowed you to write and view a post’s wungle by flipping it over like an index card. The user’s picture and name and all that would be backwards, but the wungle post looked otherwise like a normal post, though empty unless the author had written something in there. It worked in reblogs too.

People were using it for jokes, and a bunch of seemingly boring and innocuous posts got really popular with funny wungle sides.

It looked kinda like this:

The post would be the same height vertically, it would just be a ton of blank space on the wungle side, so if you wrote more text on the wungle than you did on the post itself, it would just overflow and get hidden under the other UI elements.

morphimus:

morphimus:

I dreamt that people found out that tumblr posts had a secret hidden text field that you normally couldn’t put anything into that was called a post’s “wungle text”, and it wasn’t normally displayed in any way, but someone made a browser extension that allowed you to write and view a post’s wungle by flipping it over like an index card. The user’s picture and name and all that would be backwards, but the wungle post looked otherwise like a normal post, though empty unless the author had written something in there. It worked in reblogs too.

People were using it for jokes, and a bunch of seemingly boring and innocuous posts got really popular with funny wungle sides.

It looked kinda like this:

The post would be the same height vertically, it would just be a ton of blank space on the wungle side, so if you wrote more text on the wungle than you did on the post itself, it would just overflow and get hidden under the other UI elements.

assignedmale:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

magical-grrrl-mavis:

mallowmaenad:

mallowmaenad:

does anyone have gifs of that girl from nikke but she’s all twitchy and visibly experiencing shellshock

Shit man, this shoujo war is fucked. I just saw a girl clap her hands together and say “10,000 years tunnel of love” or some similar shit, and every one around her got nosebleeds, had their pupils turn into beating hearts and then faint. The camera didn’t even go onto her, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is using a stockless bullpup rifle and nothing else. I think I just heard “pretty beam:rapture” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Idk who she is but she’s my favorite

melodiesblue:

ruby-white-rabbit:

mtomauw:

rattle-my-stars:

byjove:

byjove:

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

YOU CAN TORRENT GOOD YOGHURT.
If the good yoghurt has a live culture you can use it to make a whole pot of new yoghurt with the exact same bacteria culture. You’ll have to add flavoring yourself but it should be similar.

HOW?? YOU CAN CLONE YOGURT?

herobrines-gay-stepdad:

herobrines-gay-stepdad:

yeah ok thats probably the biggest “fuck you” of a spawn point ive ever gotten

At least buy me dinner first, damn

dearausten:

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

skywalkerchick1138:

hellsitegenetics:

bruntalism:

we won

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Closest match: Bombus pratorum genome assembly, chromosome: 14
Common name: Early Bumblebee

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koobaxion-deactivated20220403:

switchnx:

witch-apologist:

duwang-but-in-new-england:

guru–guru:

rocketreturns:

schmuddel:

rocketreturns:

budpowell:

rocketreturns:

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

he forces you into debt

that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch

Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far

you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo

#debt-based economy #bro have u like noticed thats literally the world we live in??#honestly i WISH i had a tom nook in my life are you kidding me????#no rush to make payments just pay when you can if you intend on getting an upgrade#no INTEREST i CANNOT emphasize that enough #great reliable quality of work#always polite when speaking to me???#probably genuinely concerned with my well being????#and yall are disrespecting him like this!? #i think the fuck NOT

The best possible landlord is still a landlord, and stands at the top of a steep incline

He gives you a house for free that you never have to pay back for. He’s not a fucking landlord he’s a real estate agent you dimwitted radioactive mushroom. You’re never gonna get “evicted” you have complete sovereignty over your land, can place anything and everything you can fit in the space, put up whatever decorations paint jobs and wallpapers you want. The only downside is if you want to make a large purchase from HIS STORE you gotta pay off the last large purchase (you can still buy mailboxes and fences and nice cobblestone paths)His entire backstory is that he got his heart broken by capitalism and decided to move to a small town and give people affordable housing and affordable upgrades to said housing.

And the house? The money you don’t even have to pay unless you want HIM to expand your house for you?

18,400 bells

For reference a single apple sells for 100 bells

Which means you pay for a house (really you are paying for the upgrade) for the same price as 15 dozen apples.

You are literally buying a house for the same price as 15. Dozen. Apples

Let’s put that in perspective to say. America. A honeycrisp apple at Kroger costs 1.70 each on average meaning a dozen costs around 20 dollars. Meaning the price of a house in Tom Nooks store (that once again you never even have to pay back) is equivalent to a whopping 306 dollars.

That’s it. To pay off a house and let you get renovations you have to pay less than a single months rent at any apartment.

Go throw a pie in someone’s face since you want to be a clown.

That last line goes so hard.

I immediately had to go put it in Objection Maker.

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

70% of Halsin lovers are cowards I see

people who don’t play have questions in the tags. Halsin is an Elf druid who often takes the form of a bear. He loves being a bear. Halsin is poly & you can romance him alongside other characters. Halsin spends the entire first half the game telling you how bad he wants you but he can’t do anything about it until he finishes his mission to lift an evil curse from the land. Once the curse is lifted, should you choose to hook up with Halsin, he’s so thrilled when you kiss that he turns into a bear. He turns back to an elf, embarrassed and apologetic, at which point you can either move on and kiss his elf mouth, or do the True and Holy thing, and tell him no apologies necessary, bring back the bear.

Which he loves.

bruno-has-definitely-deactivate:

whitepeopletwitter:

joetheblogger:

senketsus:

listen here, you outdated meme

orcboxer:

radiofreederry:

This would be a uniformly and unimaginably bad thing btw

we popping the biggest bottles when Disney finally gets to claim one billion art styles as their own and sue all independent artists to death 🍾

orcboxer:

radiofreederry:

This would be a uniformly and unimaginably bad thing btw

we popping the biggest bottles when Disney finally gets to claim one billion art styles as their own and sue all independent artists to death 🍾

kirbymongerr:

remembertodrinklotsofwater:

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

lesbian-moon-gf:

surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can’t pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i’m on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.

obsessioncollector:

ALT

Common Frank Bidart banger (from “In the Ruins,” in Half-Light: Collected Poems 1965-2016)

derpyjackarts:

Cult of the Lamb Player 3: Sheep

I drew a What-If Player 3 of COTL a while ago and now I decided to make more about them!
Since Sheep are the Lamb’s “Light Reflection”, their traits act on their 7 Heavenly Virtues, making Sheep more kind and caring than Lamb and Goat. They play more in the support and defense role during their crusade as they go on a path of pacifism. (which Lamb and mostly Goat did not like)

doyoulikethissong-poll:

Do you like this song? #353

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don’t like it, I already know it

No I don’t like it, first time listening

See Results

✨ Please reblog the polls before the poll ends to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll’s conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

gmbeowulf:

lost-in-russia:

sex-obsessed-lesbian:

feministism:

correct.

Reminds me of one of my favourite posts

[Translation: People who say ‘What, we got to sign a whole contract before sex, now?’ should sign a whole contract before sex ]

So, I’m involved in the kink community, and a friend of mine is into “free use” scenarios where she’s blindfolded and people come up and do things to her. The way we manage this is that she wrote up a two-page list of all of her preferences, limits, and required safety precautions, and when someone wants to participate, her bouncers first make them read and agree to those terms. We’ve been doing this for years and have never needed to stop or eject someone for bad behavior. It turns out that, yes, a clearly spelled out written contract makes consent– even for a fairly extreme sexual situation– easy and straightforward.

linkerbell:

GOD I HOPE THIS BRAINROT STICKS FOR A BIT ITS BEEN SO FUCKING LONG

Brainrot courtesy of @beautysnake for dragging me into narilamb hell 🐑❤️🐈‍⬛

rotting-doormat:

This could be us but you playing

rotting-doormat:

Disappearing without a trace just to come back and post dumb narinder art on a platform where I’ve never posted cotl before may not be the smartest idea but I’m free🇺🇸🦅💥

Anyway lamb’s babygirl malewife :

derpyjackarts:

COTL Sheep: Change

I stole this bit from @saltydkdan’s Kart Racing Brain Rot video because this looks like something that Sheep will do to Goat.

dumbf1nded:

lotta free time today. made a “remastered” sketch of my other cotl post cause i didnt like it anymore

Keep reading

derpyjackarts:

Cult of the Lamb: Goat

Since the update is out, I drew the Goat again!

(P.S. They’re holding the crown as an axe, just so you know)

derpyjackarts:

What if there’s a Player 3 in COTL and they’re a Sheep and the “Light Reflection” of Lamb? Sheep would probably be Lamb’s “7 Heavenly Virtues” while Goat are Lamb’s “7 Deadly Sins”.

(btw, am tired and I drew this late at night)

madamemiz:

cotl peekers are now available in my ko-fi shop!!

currently have the lamb and narinder, both as matte stickers with a clear backing :3

they are $6 a piece, or both for $10! US shipping is $1 and worldwide is $4, both combinable! i also have sun and moon peekers and other dca stickers and prints still available 🥳

Visit miz’s Ko-fi Shop!

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

Hush! Video of Colorado’s reintroduced wolves’ pups playing

These are some of the first known wolf pups to be born in Colorado in over 80 years! Nearly a century later and they have returned to some of their traditional ranges–and they’re playing!!

depsidase:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

voidkraken:

headspace-hotel:

turnpikeghosts:

turnpikeghosts:

turnpikeghosts:

turnpikeghosts:

turnpikeghosts:

turnpikeghosts:

nothing has made me feel like an ancient grumpy crone more than the “using chatgpt for school is fine actually” sentiment among youths

if you use chatgpt to write your english assignments that is bad. you should not do that

this has been accelerated by watching my roommate who teaches freshmen composition slowly become ben_affleck_smoking.jpg as he has to fail multiple students every semester for using chatgpt

like. this is bad and this person should feel bad lol this completely misses the point of writing assignments. the point is the production, not the end product

critical thinking is a genuinely important life skill, whether or not you pursue higher education. fascism relies on anti-intellectualism!

AND IT’S TERRIBLE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. what are we doing here

Your ability to think for yourself is one of the most valuable powers you have, and one of the only things no one can take away from you.

Do not give it away willingly.

How does this stuff not count as plagiarism?

It is plagiarism, and it’s plagiarism even if you disclosed that you used chatgpt, because chatgpt cannot cite its sources and plagiarism in academia is less about “intellectual property” like disney type shit and more about being able to trace an idea back to where it came from.

Without the power to follow a line of citations back to the original source, human knowledge falls apart like a sand castle. You cant criticize an idea if you don’t know where it came from. You cant even tell if it’s true. If there is no source, you don’t know if it came from a reputable scientific journal or some pamphlet titled Why White People Are The Superior Race.

i think some professors are well meaningly openminded about these technologies and don’t really truly understand how they work. Which is not their fault, the technologies have been consistently called something they’re not.

ChatGPT creates sentences based on probabilities of what words are likely to go together. This is especially dangerous because it’s likely to say things that “everyone knows,” things that lots of people believe, the very things that seem the most innocuous simply because they’re commonplace, and are the most dangerously wrong because they’re commonplace.

ChatGPT’s training data contains all of the racism, sexism, homophobia, ableism, and other prejudice, hatred, and bigotry of the society that produced that data. The developers can stop ChatGPT from saying slurs and other disgusting stuff its training data certainly provides, but censoring the filth that is present within this machine really makes it more dangerous: the bigotry is still there, it’s just that the text will only be generated if the bigotry is subtle enough to escape these filters.

If ChatGPT’s training data shows that someone named “John” is more likely to be described as “brilliant” or “great” or “strong” and someone named Mary is more likely to be described as “pretty,” it’s going to make sentences that reflect that. If the data shows a statistical correlation between the words “Muslim” or “Islam” and the words “extremism” or “war,” it’s going to put those words together more often. Can we see how this might be a problem

your ability to have your own thoughts and ideas is so valuable. it is absolutely priceless and precious. You can be born into a world where a disease is incurable and become the person to cure it, you can be born into a bigoted culture and choose to believe in the value of all human beings, you can see a weird bug that no one has ever found beautiful or interesting or worthy of study and devote your life to studying it and learning to see its amazing and divine beauty. Why? Because you can THINK. Because you have your own mind and your own power to create new ideas and to direct and channel the love within your heart.

You are not just a muddled puddle of all the ideas and knowledge you have happened to encounter, passively absorbing whatever is around you. You have your own energy to confront the world with ferocious curiosity!

dirtylittleronin:

Behold: a cat (probably).

fanfictionwriter101:

A reminder for when you’re writing 

etheringtonbrothers:

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Lorenzo!

navigatorwrongway:

floxy-offical:

(UNMUTE YOU WON’T REGRET IT)

(Source)

adding tags because YEAH

nyancrimew:

ALT

onebadnoodle:

dipper and mabel bad end where they end up like ford and stan

romanceyourdemons:

romanceyourdemons:

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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

second day as a second century warlord i bribe a bunch of kids to start singing a nursery rhyme i carefully crafted to spread misinformation and further my strategic ends but they change the lyrics to be about poop and the enemy isn’t misdirected at all

third day as a second century warlord i lure my enemy into a narrow valley and send a team of archers to shoot them from the high ground but there was a feral hog napping on the trail up to the overlook and they couldn’t decide whether to try and shoot it or just go around and by the time the hog woke up and left on its own the enemy had already passed safely below

fourth day as a second century warlord we attempt to join a battle on the side of the guy we want to ally with but he and the guy he’s fighting have really similar names and it’s finally dusty and i misread the standards and attack the wrong guy. so now we’re stuck with this total loser of a liege lord, because how the fuck do you explain that after a battle?

fifth day as a second century warlord and some sort of wizard wanders into camp, my loser liege lord wants to execute him for being a wizard but i convince him to let the wizard stay, because i want to do more weather-based strategies and i’m pretty sure having a camp wizard can help with that. after the welcome to the team banquet the wizard steals half the treasury and my liege lord’s wife and leaves

sixth day as a second century warlord my loser liege lord sends me to reinforce a city he’s taken, but in the confusion of leaving i forgot to take the token that would have gotten us into the city, so my men have to wait outside the city walls for like eight hours while i ride back to get it

seventh day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord finally joins me in the city, it turns out he’s actually a pretty cool guy, and he isn’t even that mad at me for letting the wizard steal his wife. i decide to shoot my shot but i’m really nervous and keep on stalling because what if i mess up our relationship and by extension jeopardize the security of my men, and eventually he just says goodnight and goes back to his room, where an assassin is in the process of setting up to kill him

eighth day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord tells me to fake defect to his rival warlord, the one i originally wanted to ally with, to find out if he was the one who sent the assassin and why. but my whole way over to the rival warlord i’m worried that this has something to do with the wizard thing or how awkward i made it last night

ninth day as a second century warlord i try to tactfully ask my fake liege lord if he sent the assassin to kill my loser liege lord and it turns out the idea of using assassins never occurred to him, but now that i’ve suggested it he’s really into it. in order to save my loser liege lord i volunteer to be the one to kill him

tenth day as a second century warlord on my way back to my loser liege lord’s city i realize i won’t be able to collect my men from my fake liege lord until i bring back my loser liege lord’s head. this would have been a great thing to think of before i got myself in this situation. i go back to my loser liege lord and ask him to rescue my men, and he tells me that if he could sack my fake liege lord’s camp he already would have. that doesn’t change the fact that my men are still trapped. they’re prisoners, even. i go back to my room to sulk

eleventh day as a second century warlord i find a little caged pigeon in the rafters of my loser liege lord’s room and deduce it belonged to the assassin. without asking permission or telling my loser liege lord goodbye i let the pigeon loose and follow it north. don’t ask what i was doing in my loser liege lord’s room. it’s not important

twelfth day as a second century warlord i disguise myself as a wizard and enter the camp of the coalition leader the pigeon led me to. in the middle of my little sleight of hand performance i make eye contact with the coalition leader’s second-in-command. IT’S THE WIZARD THAT STOLE MY LOSER LIEGE LORD’S WIFE. after the banquet i corner the fake wizard and ask him what the fuck is going on and he just says “wouldn’t you like to know” and leaves. i don’t know what to say to that so i just let him go

thirteenth day as a second century warlord i’m honestly so sick of not knowing what’s going on, so i adjust my wizard costume to passably disguise myself as a woman and break into the women’s area of the camp, where sure enough my loser liege lord’s wife is. i ask her what she’s doing here and she tells me the fake wizard overheard her singing a poem she overheard on the street, not knowing it contains the coalition leader’s formation’s weaknesses. the fake wizard kidnapped her and assigned an assassin to kill her husband before they figured out the poem’s significance. she shares the first couplet with me but i’m discovered and thrown out before she can share any more. she doesn’t need to. through a bizarre coincidence of homophones, it’s the poop version of my misinformation nursery rhyme

fourteenth day as a second century warlord i go back to my loser liege lord and tell him everything, urging him to join with my fake liege lord to attack the coalition leader according to the weaknesses in the nursery rhyme. he tells me frankly that he doesn’t trust me anymore. i ask him to execute me if that’s really true, because i can’t bear to live if i can’t protect him and i can’t protect my men. he agrees to attack the coalition leader

fifteenth day as a second century warlord. due to the information in the nursery rhyme, and thanks to my loser liege lord reminding me of the weather conditions multiple times while planning our battle strategy, our alliance carries the day. my loser liege lord gets his wife back. my men tell me that our fake liege lord actually treated them really well and they’d like to stay with him if i don’t mind. i do mind, now that neither the men i love nor the man i love have any use for me, but i don’t tell them that

sixteenth day as a second century warlord i’m preparing to leave to i don’t know where, maybe to try to become a wizard for real, when my loser liege lord stops me and asks me where i’m going. he says he had hoped i would continue to work as his advisor. i was unaware i was his advisor in the first place. i agree, and he tells me he’s truly honored to have me in his service at last. he has known i am a rare and talented man with a strategic intelligence far above his ever since the day he witnessed me tying branches to my horses’ tails in six inches of mud, and could not for the life of him figure out why

romanceyourdemons:

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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

second day as a second century warlord i bribe a bunch of kids to start singing a nursery rhyme i carefully crafted to spread misinformation and further my strategic ends but they change the lyrics to be about poop and the enemy isn’t misdirected at all

third day as a second century warlord i lure my enemy into a narrow valley and send a team of archers to shoot them from the high ground but there was a feral hog napping on the trail up to the overlook and they couldn’t decide whether to try and shoot it or just go around and by the time the hog woke up and left on its own the enemy had already passed safely below

fourth day as a second century warlord we attempt to join a battle on the side of the guy we want to ally with but he and the guy he’s fighting have really similar names and it’s finally dusty and i misread the standards and attack the wrong guy. so now we’re stuck with this total loser of a liege lord, because how the fuck do you explain that after a battle?

fifth day as a second century warlord and some sort of wizard wanders into camp, my loser liege lord wants to execute him for being a wizard but i convince him to let the wizard stay, because i want to do more weather-based strategies and i’m pretty sure having a camp wizard can help with that. after the welcome to the team banquet the wizard steals half the treasury and my liege lord’s wife and leaves

sixth day as a second century warlord my loser liege lord sends me to reinforce a city he’s taken, but in the confusion of leaving i forgot to take the token that would have gotten us into the city, so my men have to wait outside the city walls for like eight hours while i ride back to get it

seventh day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord finally joins me in the city, it turns out he’s actually a pretty cool guy, and he isn’t even that mad at me for letting the wizard steal his wife. i decide to shoot my shot but i’m really nervous and keep on stalling because what if i mess up our relationship and by extension jeopardize the security of my men, and eventually he just says goodnight and goes back to his room, where an assassin is in the process of setting up to kill him

eighth day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord tells me to fake defect to his rival warlord, the one i originally wanted to ally with, to find out if he was the one who sent the assassin and why. but my whole way over to the rival warlord i’m worried that this has something to do with the wizard thing or how awkward i made it last night

ninth day as a second century warlord i try to tactfully ask my fake liege lord if he sent the assassin to kill my loser liege lord and it turns out the idea of using assassins never occurred to him, but now that i’ve suggested it he’s really into it. in order to save my loser liege lord i volunteer to be the one to kill him

tenth day as a second century warlord on my way back to my loser liege lord’s city i realize i won’t be able to collect my men from my fake liege lord until i bring back my loser liege lord’s head. this would have been a great thing to think of before i got myself in this situation. i go back to my loser liege lord and ask him to rescue my men, and he tells me that if he could sack my fake liege lord’s camp he already would have. that doesn’t change the fact that my men are still trapped. they’re prisoners, even. i go back to my room to sulk

eleventh day as a second century warlord i find a little caged pigeon in the rafters of my loser liege lord’s room and deduce it belonged to the assassin. without asking permission or telling my loser liege lord goodbye i let the pigeon loose and follow it north. don’t ask what i was doing in my loser liege lord’s room. it’s not important

twelfth day as a second century warlord i disguise myself as a wizard and enter the camp of the coalition leader the pigeon led me to. in the middle of my little sleight of hand performance i make eye contact with the coalition leader’s second-in-command. IT’S THE WIZARD THAT STOLE MY LOSER LIEGE LORD’S WIFE. after the banquet i corner the fake wizard and ask him what the fuck is going on and he just says “wouldn’t you like to know” and leaves. i don’t know what to say to that so i just let him go

thirteenth day as a second century warlord i’m honestly so sick of not knowing what’s going on, so i adjust my wizard costume to passably disguise myself as a woman and break into the women’s area of the camp, where sure enough my loser liege lord’s wife is. i ask her what she’s doing here and she tells me the fake wizard overheard her singing a poem she overheard on the street, not knowing it contains the coalition leader’s formation’s weaknesses. the fake wizard kidnapped her and assigned an assassin to kill her husband before they figured out the poem’s significance. she shares the first couplet with me but i’m discovered and thrown out before she can share any more. she doesn’t need to. through a bizarre coincidence of homophones, it’s the poop version of my misinformation nursery rhyme

fourteenth day as a second century warlord i go back to my loser liege lord and tell him everything, urging him to join with my fake liege lord to attack the coalition leader according to the weaknesses in the nursery rhyme. he tells me frankly that he doesn’t trust me anymore. i ask him to execute me if that’s really true, because i can’t bear to live if i can’t protect him and i can’t protect my men. he agrees to attack the coalition leader

fifteenth day as a second century warlord. due to the information in the nursery rhyme, and thanks to my loser liege lord reminding me of the weather conditions multiple times while planning our battle strategy, our alliance carries the day. my loser liege lord gets his wife back. my men tell me that our fake liege lord actually treated them really well and they’d like to stay with him if i don’t mind. i do mind, now that neither the men i love nor the man i love have any use for me, but i don’t tell them that

sixteenth day as a second century warlord i’m preparing to leave to i don’t know where, maybe to try to become a wizard for real, when my loser liege lord stops me and asks me where i’m going. he says he had hoped i would continue to work as his advisor. i was unaware i was his advisor in the first place. i agree, and he tells me he’s truly honored to have me in his service at last. he has known i am a rare and talented man with a strategic intelligence far above his ever since the day he witnessed me tying branches to my horses’ tails in six inches of mud, and could not for the life of him figure out why

mohamedabushaban06:

mohamedabushaban06:

mohamedabushaban06:

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‼️ VERY URGENT APPEAL ‼️

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I APPEAL THE WORLD AND ANYONE WHO CAN SHARE, OR DONATE I HAVE LESS THAN 10 HOURS 😭 UNTIL THE DEADLINE FOR MY COLLEGE REGISTRATION CLOSES IF I DIDN’T PAY THE TUITION FEES FOR 3000€ MY EDUCATION FOR THIS YEAR IS GONE AND MY RESIDENCY IN THE COUNTRY I EVACUATED TO AFTER THE WAR SURVIVING IS GONE. MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE, PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭😭 NO DONATIONS SINCE OF YESTERDAY, PLEASE IF YOU CAN DONATE PLEASE HELP ME 🥹PLEASE🙏‼️ KEEP SHARING, REBLOGGING WITH YOUR FRIENDS EVERYWHERE.

1583€ raised of/3000€

thanks to anyone who is trying to help..😭❤️✌️🇵🇸🥹

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I RECEIVED (ZERO) DONATIONS TODAY😭😭🥹

And i think time is up and i lost my education for this year😭😭😭😭😭, but just if a miracle happens! And i can complete the deficit in the registration fees from 1583€ 🆙to 3000€ as a proof for the administration staff that i can be able to pay the fees..🙏🙏🥹In the last 4 hours 🚨🚨‼️,

if not 😞😭🥹🙏 i will try hopefully to send another 4th email 😢for the college administration staff hoping they may give me another last hope.🙏😞

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE🙏 DONATE IF YOU CAN 🙏🥹 HELP, SUPPORT,SHARE AND REBLOG WITH YOUR FRIENDS EVERYWHERE‼️

#help mohammed reach 3000€ for his registration fees

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GUYYSSSS I HAVE A GREAT NEWS! But i need your help and support please 🙏🥹

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I JUST RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM MY UNIVERSITY ADMINISTRATION STAFF AFTER I TRIED TO ASK FROM THEM TO EXTEND THE PERIOD DEADLINE FOR THE REGISTRATION FRES TELLING ME IN QUOTE:

“ Dear Mohammed,

I trust this message finds you in good health.

After reviewing your situation and in light of the difficulties faced in Gaza, we have decided to grant you a final extension for the payment of your semester tuition fees. Please be advised that this is the last extension we can offer, and it is crucial that the payment is made by Saturday, the 6th of September.

Failure to meet this deadline may result in serious consequences, including the potential suspension of your enrollment. We understand the challenges you are facing and have extended this deadline as a gesture of support. However, it is imperative that you take the necessary steps to ensure the payment is completed by the specified date.

If you encounter any further issues or need assistance, please contact us immediately. We are committed to helping you through this process but must also adhere to our academic policies.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

Best regards, “

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FUND-RAISING LINK TO REACH MY COLLEGE REGISTRATION FEES FOR 3000€ BEFORE THE WEEK ENDS, PLEASE DON’T FORGET ME 😭🥹🙏❤️❤️

PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN🥹🙏, SHARE, REBLOG WITH YOUR FRIENDS EVERYWHERE.

PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN🥹🙏, SHARE, REBLOG WITH YOUR FRIENDS EVERYWHERE.

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