September 2024

luxlightly:

lacefuneral:

only-tiktoks:

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

evilwizard:

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

having cis guy friends is so funny like youll ask if they wanna hang out and theyll send you to the dark woods

ok fully cards on the table ive never had cis guy friends this was purely conjecture and i may have actually gotten them confused with the evil wizard

have you found the accursed root yet

rose-in-the-snow:

spiritualdirections:

He could literally be the flork-of-cows comic

luxlightly:

lacefuneral:

only-tiktoks:

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

luxlightly:

lacefuneral:

only-tiktoks:

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

thatdemonbish:

marat:

marat:

i know we joke about cis artists having the weirdest sense of anatomy, but also even when the anatomy is fine, no one seems to want to draw women doing normal things

Drawing challenge: draw your favorite male characters like this

this is exactly why i’m a huge fan of posemaniacs!

you get 3d model pose references with the option of having a male or female anatomy for each pose

they have a WIDE VARIETY of poses that you can search for using a TAG SYSTEM

(as you can see by the scroll bar in the second image there is Even More Tags)

you can select a pose you like for larger viewing and the convenience doesn’t stop!!!

you have full 360 viewing range of the pose plus zooming in and out

and what’s that? a TOOLBAR?? MENU?? THING??

Correct!

the eye button hold a very fun menu

negative space blacks out the background and fills the pose with a solid white silhouette

the “texture” refers to the skin situation of the model with the “color” and “grey” shown below

(i usually use color personally)

then there’s the option of different sized drawing grids(4 and 16 below)

idk wtf bounding box is about but it looks like this if it matters to you

“floor” toggles all shadows on the floor, “floor grid” you guessed it puts a like perspective guide grid on the floor that goes to forever, and “shadow” toggles ALL shading. there is NO lighting happening if you turn that off. NONE.

NEXT ITEM! that box thing with the line through it? flips the pose horizontally.

the little person symbol? lets you switch anatomies

camera icon? you can choose from a selection of preset camera angles PLUS an option for … idk what to call it but you can do this!

less flat right!! i’m sure there’s a word i just don’t know but this is maximum *that* so there is less *that* if you want it

the lightbulb gives you a menu like the camera one but it offers a selection of lighting styles with variable intensity

CHARMING!

and that’s not even everything this site provides!!!!!!! they have tutorials, instructional videos, lessons, all sorts of shit!!! (although they are vast majority if not all in japanese just a heads up)

AND ITS ALL FREE

DONT EVEN NEED TO SET UP AN ACCOUNT OR APPROVE OF COOKIES JUST GET IN DO YOUR THING GET OUT NO STRINGS ATTACHED

and if you don’t have ad blocker or are on mobile(like me) NOT TO WORRY

the ads are few and far between! ZERO video ads, NONE take over your screen or glitch you at all, they are of no concern i forget they’re there!

(this is not at all sponsored btw i’m just a genuine fan of this site and i’m happy to spread the good word unprompted)

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

i have a horny video i want to rb but you guys have to promise not to leave

its done

pll4smadonor-r:

themaskedotter:

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

iconicname:

silly werewolf transformation

easel-eisel:

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

werewolf-transgenderism:

just watched a video of a wildlife rehabber tube-feeding the teeny tiniest orphaned baby opossum and the comments are fucking KILLING me

baby opossum (too teeny, hasn’t finished cooking in the marsupial pouch like it ought to have done, doesn’t even look like it should exist):

the comments:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

bittersweettnightshade-deactiva:

meow

bittersweettnightshade-deactiva:

meow

flosarbor:

damn, it’s the most awkward meeting with parents when they physically can’t perceive your partner’s dimension …

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241:

with relation to that last post. like cmon this is ridiculous

totally-india:

I should be put in a place far from civilization where I can still get take out and the internet. That would heal me

memories:

According to all known laws of #posts that hold you hostage without you knowing, there is no way a #save should be able to #free palestine.

tooquirkytolose:

He made her an offer she couldn’t refuse

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

doubledumbass:

Wish this would specify the purpose of hostile architecture - preventing homeless people from surviving.

squidflavoredsoup:

he just appeared in my house

wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat

got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed

ur-daily-inspiration:

nyaa:

finneroo:

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

I am unemployed

magick-memes:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

when you go to bed tonight I promise you’re going to have the best night’s sleep of your life. you’ll wake up feeling refreshed and you’ll have a pleasant dream too, even if you don’t remember your dream when you wake up

also, you don’t have to interact with this post for it to work. in fact there’s nothing you can do to stop this post from working

#i had a dream about being attacked by a bear.........ALT

oh

#DUDE I ALSO HAD A DREAM ABOUT BEING ATTACKED BY A BEAR 🤝🤝🤝ALT

um

catboygirljoker:

whitepeopletwitter:

(via orc-sign-language)

undrsk0re:

undrsk0re:

Sooooo uh

@cl0ckw0rkz

krocodilian:

Flat 🪱

babkastein:

should-be-sleeping:

imaginarycircus:

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.

fur mew

skinnamon39:

xxspronkus420xx:

world-heritage-posts:

geosaurusrex:

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

world heritage post

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

skinnamon39:

xxspronkus420xx:

world-heritage-posts:

geosaurusrex:

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

world heritage post

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

depsidase:

:

“i would kill for you” “i would die for you” okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

ntrider:

me when sexualized design is appealing to me: I love being a pervert this is the correct way to be

me when sexualized design is not appealing to me: all of you are fucking lame and stupid get better taste

me when my heart is ripped off my torso by a dragon: oh fuck

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

i promise its not ableist when people say you should try things that arent kids shows and fanfiction

people are not understanding that this isnt saying you cant like kids media because if thats what i meant i would look like the biggest goddamn fool right now. this post is about how limiting your interests to fandom is damaging to critical thinking but some adults refuse to leave their comfort zones because it makes them feel stupid and use their autism or adhd as an excuse to continue being ignorant. honestly i think its worth feeling a little stupid sometimes if it means learning more about the world and people around you

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

i promise its not ableist when people say you should try things that arent kids shows and fanfiction

people are not understanding that this isnt saying you cant like kids media because if thats what i meant i would look like the biggest goddamn fool right now. this post is about how limiting your interests to fandom is damaging to critical thinking but some adults refuse to leave their comfort zones because it makes them feel stupid and use their autism or adhd as an excuse to continue being ignorant. honestly i think its worth feeling a little stupid sometimes if it means learning more about the world and people around you

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

i promise its not ableist when people say you should try things that arent kids shows and fanfiction

people are not understanding that this isnt saying you cant like kids media because if thats what i meant i would look like the biggest goddamn fool right now. this post is about how limiting your interests to fandom is damaging to critical thinking but some adults refuse to leave their comfort zones because it makes them feel stupid and use their autism or adhd as an excuse to continue being ignorant. honestly i think its worth feeling a little stupid sometimes if it means learning more about the world and people around you

cannibalchicken:

shakespeare-official-account-de:

the-fake-catholic-church-deacti:

cabybapa:

cabybapa:

cabybapa:

apparently Rick Astley of all ppl came to the vaccine center today ?!!?!?

and I’m off to go have some cupcakes he left there!?!?

literally not even kidding !?!?!??!?!

this website runs on one braincell and we all use it simultaneously

@shakespeare-official-account

i hath no clue why thou art tagging me f'r this but i thank thee :3 ‘tis wondrous.

@same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday

redactabot:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

the tagssssss

lesbian-moon-gf:

lesbian-moon-gf:

lesbian-moon-gf:

surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can’t pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i’m on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.

follow up

say YES to artist owned platforms. say yes to nebula for your favorite funny person or informative commentator. say yes or even join cartoonist.coop to support sustainable income for your favorite artist. use the money you saved from cancelling webtoons and commission a new artist for a silly icon pic. i’m telling you it’s worth it!

Here’s a reddit post with alternatives to start your degoogle journey

evilvillain123456789:

babyanimalgifs:

Baby giraffe’s first steps 

(Source)

sucks. literally so pathetic

spiribia:

it’s a shame you can’t Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

big-mayo-official:

petermorwood:

venort:

lesserknowncryptids:

A Tumblr post by deactivated user "tothearkmoved", of a photo of a white ferret seemingly afloat in midair with glowing red eyes. The post has been reblogged by Tumblr user "karhs", who has added the text: "the terrible specter". The post has been reblogged by the Lesser Known Cryptids Tumblr account, but a red notification has been affixed to the top which reads: "This post was flagged because somewhere in your reblog there might be sexually explicit content".ALT

Great work Tumblr

Found the problem boss

Had something similar a few years ago.

The trigger was two Viking shields side by side, which the algorithm saw as something else entirely…

Hooters!

somethingusefulfromflorida:

sreegs:

Badass skeleton holding a chain. Top text: "I can't read this." Bottom text: "I don't have a twitter account."ALT
Badass skeleton holding two guns menacingly. Top text: "I can't watch this." Bottom text: "I don't have an Instagram account."ALT
Badass skeleton with knuckle tats pointing two guns at the viewer. Top text: "I can't watch this." Bottom text: "I don't have a TikTok account."ALT

If it’s good enough, someone will post it to tumblr like a civilized person

catchymemes:

anxietyproblem:

the-haiku-bot:

stxphxnxaa:

Sorry i clicked on your blog and started liking everything i saw

Sorry i clicked on

your blog and started liking

everything i saw

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

immigrant-deactivated20240711:

morphimus:

morphimus:

I dreamt that people found out that tumblr posts had a secret hidden text field that you normally couldn’t put anything into that was called a post’s “wungle text”, and it wasn’t normally displayed in any way, but someone made a browser extension that allowed you to write and view a post’s wungle by flipping it over like an index card. The user’s picture and name and all that would be backwards, but the wungle post looked otherwise like a normal post, though empty unless the author had written something in there. It worked in reblogs too.

People were using it for jokes, and a bunch of seemingly boring and innocuous posts got really popular with funny wungle sides.

It looked kinda like this:

The post would be the same height vertically, it would just be a ton of blank space on the wungle side, so if you wrote more text on the wungle than you did on the post itself, it would just overflow and get hidden under the other UI elements.

Someone should make this real

Just figure out a way to uniquely ID every post and host a database

How hard could it possibly be? (Don’t answer that)