No! You’re both wrong! Shakespeare wanted one thing and one thing only. To sell tickets.
If people spend money at the Globe theatre and don’t steal his bones then his ghost is happy
“Good friend for Jesus
sake forbeare, To dig the dust enclosed here. Blessed be the man that
spares these stones, And cursed be he that moves my bones.”
Shakespeare’s actual grave. He put a curse on anyone that tries to touch his bones. That’s what Shakespeare wants. Buy tickets and don’t touch his bones.
[image description: a photo of shakespeare’s grave with the plaque transcribed above]
“Buy my stuff and leave me alone”- every writer’s creed
some time ago i introduced the phrase “food pact” to my friends as a shorthand for “i’ll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food” and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask “who wants to do a shower pact” and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying “the pact is sealed”. faustian behavior
Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of “Thriller” by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers
the donations post is once again dying out, so I’m making a new one.
We still really need money, I keep getting more sick.
It’s so bad that I can barely even be transported by car because the changes in speed makes it feel like my head is collapsing in on itself.
But also walking leaves me so exhausted I can’t comfortably stand up. I have been pretty much bedridden for weeks now, and my assisted living home isn’t accomodating my needs at all.
They’re supposed to be providing food, but since I have allergies. They don’t actually make sure I can eat it. So we’ve had to order take-away, which is obviously kinda expensive.
I’m still trying to get medical staff to listen to me, I have gotten blood work done to see if any of my hormone levels can explain my illness, and from what I can see, it doesn’t explain anything.
I also have a doctor’s appointment this monday after having had to wait all month for it.
So please help us out, we still haven’t been able to work on getting any further with marriage approval because of how sick I have been. We also need to have a diagnosis worked out for the approval anyway.
We genuinely have no way of making this all work out without help.
the donations post is once again dying out, so I’m making a new one.
We still really need money, I keep getting more sick.
It’s so bad that I can barely even be transported by car because the changes in speed makes it feel like my head is collapsing in on itself.
But also walking leaves me so exhausted I can’t comfortably stand up. I have been pretty much bedridden for weeks now, and my assisted living home isn’t accomodating my needs at all.
They’re supposed to be providing food, but since I have allergies. They don’t actually make sure I can eat it. So we’ve had to order take-away, which is obviously kinda expensive.
I’m still trying to get medical staff to listen to me, I have gotten blood work done to see if any of my hormone levels can explain my illness, and from what I can see, it doesn’t explain anything.
I also have a doctor’s appointment this monday after having had to wait all month for it.
So please help us out, we still haven’t been able to work on getting any further with marriage approval because of how sick I have been. We also need to have a diagnosis worked out for the approval anyway.
We genuinely have no way of making this all work out without help.
so I’ve seen there be talk about the word theyfab and how it’s used and what it means and I just wanted to put this out here in case someone tries to use the wictionary article as proof that it’s not strongly tied to dismissing a section of nonbinary people as nothing but trenders. wiktionary currently defines “theyfab” as follows:
This is the result of a couple of recent edits:
both of these are from April this year
Now the first editor says they’ve edited it to better match how the term is used colloquialy, but that being the sole definition does NOT reflect it’s colloquial use, because this is a huge part of the term’s history as well as current use:
We gain nothing by pretending this isn’t there.
Also in case anyone saw the mention of race traitor in the edit log and got curious about what that’s about, it’s in reference to this removed additional definition:
which had been added to the article on the same day it was removed (November 30th 2023).
According to my D&D cookbook (yes that is a real thing, weirdly,) teiflings like bold flavors, especially spicy food. It also says the like salty food. This gave me the probably bad idea of a teifling who really REALLY likes salt and they eat super salty food all the time. Then one day someone asks them why they eat salty things so much and they go “oh I just really like spicy food!” And everyone around them goes “salt isn’t spicy though?” As it turns out, their demon heritage makes them mildly allergic to salt, but they just thought it was supposed to be spicy. Salt is the teifling equivalent of pineapple allergies.
there are so many cute girls, hot men, and beguiling creatures scrolling tumblr right now. ah, it would seem that one of them is reading this post as we speak
This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.
may you not leak even once
NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!
may you always have what you need when you need it.
May you have no cramps.
May you have no headaches
may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand
May you never bleed through your clothing
May you be in a comfortable and safe place when the feels inevitably come.
May it not come back three days later
May you not have the combination, the absolute mother of the cursed, the four horsemen of the period:
- High Pain
- Bloodbath
- The Marks
- Itch
if you have reason to fear you’re pregnant, may your period arrive in a timely manner
May your period not cause any problems due to loss of blood.
May your period not cause you to miss events with friends or family
Alternatively, may it serve as an excuse to not go to that social gathering or class you don’t want to go to
It’s honestly such a shame that we’ve made such a huge thing out of swimming and swimsuits and looking good in swimsuits and fat people not looking good in swimsuits. Swimming is actually the perfect exercise for fat people because it puts zero pressure on the joints, which is a much bigger concern for us than it is for skinny people, and lets you exercise basically every muscle group without straining too much and risking injury. Yet somehow this is one of the least accessible exercises to fat people due to nothing more than a culture of body shaming. The work to unlearn all the shame to be comfortable in a bathing suit in front of strangers is huge even for conventionally attractive people, but I could probably count on one hand the number of fat people I’ve met who were confident enough to get in a bathing suit and go swimming in public.
And what is the exercise that somehow everyone thinks they should do instead? Jogging. It’s more accessible, sure, it’s easy and costs nothing to go outside and run. But I need you to understand telling a fat person to go running is basically telling them to go destroy their knees. Not to mention it’s probably one of the most physically uncomfortable exercises to do when you have a body that jiggles even with compression garments.
Imagine a world where everyone had the ability and equal access to whatever exercise fit them best and helped them be happy and healthiest. Imagine a world where fat people go swimming.
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NOT REAL????????? NOT REAL??? THATS THE WORDS YOURE GONNA USE???? homeboy my BOSS is fat like five of my best friends in the world are fat my grandpa is fat wtf are you talking about “not real”
I was thinking this guy was fortnite dancing until I realized this is probably where Epic stole it from
Donald Faison improvised this dance on Scrubs and yes, Fortnite stole it.
He also wasn’t compensated or credited, and he’s pissed about it
There was a big discussion on people copying Black dancers, not giving them credit and profiting from it. Fortnite was highly criticized for doing this with multiple dances.
Also Black choreographers on TikTok would get copied by white dancers and only the white people would go viral. In frustration and protest, a Black person who created many viral dances but never achieved fame made a video that looked like the start of choreography but instead was them giving the middle finger and walking away. The message was ‘you’re not stealing any more dances from me, I’m done’. Not getting the message, white tiktokkers stole that as well, making throwing up the middle finger and walking away the last viral “dance” from a non-celebrity.
I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.
