antia-pi:

It is what it is… It happens EVERYWHERE xD

aychama:

bamsara:

A ‘post-trod’ scenario where Narinder gets cursed after a slip up on a crusade (death erasure is no longer a permanent threat because of plot secrets I won’t spoil :P )

The Lamb can’t go get the necessary crystals to cure him so Kallamar is sent instead so Lambert can focus on keeping Nari from eating/attacking people

Dw he’s not gonna eat the Lamb. unless😏

I dont have my glasses right now and I see Narinder’s eyes as hearts and I did not question it before looking closely xD

kshocoleit:

I did this lazy animation

kshocoleit:

This aliens silly thing I saw on Twitter, it’s cute, here is the twitter OP and below is the drawing without text ♡

Keep reading

affricative–collective:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

Fun fact!! While in the United States, the twin towers were attacked on September 11th, in the rest of the world it didn’t actually happen until almost two months later. This is because Americans use Month/Day/Year format instead of Day/Month/Year like most other countries, meaning that 9/11 actually falls on November 9th for most of the world.

to all non-americans: remember to start preparing for your 9/11 celebrations today!

blairelythere:

todayiwrotenothing:

void-enthusiasts:

why must it always be ‘peppering’. why can’t i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin ½ teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

Yeah why can’t I cumin my lover

I prefer to furikake my partners

chilewithcarnage:

talus-the-broken:

a-yoda-a-day:

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn’t make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it’s made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it’s weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

catchymemes:

warningengine:

homunculus-argument:

The finnish word for “drone” is “lennokki”, basically turning the verb lentää - to fly - into a noun. So it’s “thing that flies”. Unfortunately, that’s also the word for paper airplane. To clarify which one you mean, you may need to specify you mean paper airplane, paperilennokki. So these two are both called the same thing, but if you mean the one on the left, you clarify that you mean paper drone.

noonwalkdiary:

please be nice to me. i am a thousand years old and very shy

thrunkling666:

I went to the penis doctor and he said you were his favorite patient on account of all your rare and fascinating penis problems

souldoes-things:

sandmandaddy69:

yaaaay!!!^_^

freackthejester:

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn’t afford closets and were just “in the corner”

freackthejester:

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn’t afford closets and were just “in the corner”

ectonurites:

ectonurites:

9desw8ghb2wq3

^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

^ the future face of cyber security

lilacblossoms:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

“ough watching a show uses so much electricity” on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

Thank you for the perspective check

skopostheorie:

skopostheorie:

Oh my god I thought . Well. Anyway

lucy-is-bored:

certifiedgirlthing:

crowsent:

marisatomay:

anyway

updated version

Tiktok is the British museum of the internet (very derogatory ofc)

floople-doople:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

apas-95:

apas-95:

what if I squished my subcritical mass of fissile material against your subcritical mass of fissile material uncontrolled in the reactor

o-oh. i see. uh huh.

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Americans seeing people doing anything in unison: What a tremendous display of discipline and training :)

Americans seeing Chinese people doing anything in unison: My God they’re operating as a hive mind… no free will detected at all… they’re like a Yellow Borg…

Next time I see some kind of marching band performance I’m gonna start handwringing about the dangers of collectivist culture and how the University of Whatever is raising an army of human automatons for nefarious purposes

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Americans seeing people doing anything in unison: What a tremendous display of discipline and training :)

Americans seeing Chinese people doing anything in unison: My God they’re operating as a hive mind… no free will detected at all… they’re like a Yellow Borg…

Next time I see some kind of marching band performance I’m gonna start handwringing about the dangers of collectivist culture and how the University of Whatever is raising an army of human automatons for nefarious purposes

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Americans seeing people doing anything in unison: What a tremendous display of discipline and training :)

Americans seeing Chinese people doing anything in unison: My God they’re operating as a hive mind… no free will detected at all… they’re like a Yellow Borg…

Next time I see some kind of marching band performance I’m gonna start handwringing about the dangers of collectivist culture and how the University of Whatever is raising an army of human automatons for nefarious purposes

digital-magus:

myterribletwenties:

thebestofmen:

forfawkssake:

myterribletwenties:

myterribletwenties:

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Happy 7th birthday Marceline! Your mom is a tumblrina and probably named you after a cartoon vampire <3

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Americans seeing people doing anything in unison: What a tremendous display of discipline and training :)

Americans seeing Chinese people doing anything in unison: My God they’re operating as a hive mind… no free will detected at all… they’re like a Yellow Borg…

Next time I see some kind of marching band performance I’m gonna start handwringing about the dangers of collectivist culture and how the University of Whatever is raising an army of human automatons for nefarious purposes

vizthedatum:

An apparently unpopular opinion: disabled people can have and do their hobbies. They deserve to have fun. They deserve to live their lives.

Their inability to do some things (like work, for example) does not mean they should be judged for… idk hanging out with their friends or to going outside. After all, having interests outside of work is often essential to our mental and physical health OUTSIDE of our disability.

And also *you might want to sit down for this* disabled people know what’s disabling for them (unless they people-please or push through due to necessity or survival of some sort). Disabilities don’t have to be visible or persistent to be disabling.

So yeah - my declaration: if an activity you want to do feels good and you’re able to do it, then do it. REGARDLESS OF YOUR DISABILITY WITH OTHER THINGS.

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

banhamm3r-r3al:

jarrythan:

specialkindofidiot:

suddenlyveryloud:

sketchy-potato:

pademelonluck:

bagel-is-yum:

ladyofthegeneral:

spacexualkids:

entertainingfaith:

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

:)

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost all the people who liked did it out of reflex, go on their blogs and you can see they also reblogged this

aaaaaaHHHHHHHH!!!!

I am an asexuals

I am not but good for you

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

banhamm3r-r3al:

jarrythan:

specialkindofidiot:

suddenlyveryloud:

sketchy-potato:

pademelonluck:

bagel-is-yum:

ladyofthegeneral:

spacexualkids:

entertainingfaith:

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

:)

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost all the people who liked did it out of reflex, go on their blogs and you can see they also reblogged this

aaaaaaHHHHHHHH!!!!

I am an asexuals

I am not but good for you

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

banhamm3r-r3al:

jarrythan:

specialkindofidiot:

suddenlyveryloud:

sketchy-potato:

pademelonluck:

bagel-is-yum:

ladyofthegeneral:

spacexualkids:

entertainingfaith:

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

:)

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost all the people who liked did it out of reflex, go on their blogs and you can see they also reblogged this

aaaaaaHHHHHHHH!!!!

I am an asexuals

I am not but good for you

yes-im-youtube-kids:

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

maxwellkattermann:

wingdingle:

shutthedirk:

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

Hey guys you know what you should do at dashcon 2

nOT piss in the ballpit so that we can continue having dashcons

catchymemes:

maddierussell04:

This minecraft short comic called “A strange Coast” made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn’t treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

halleywars:

olasfamily:

IT’S VERY IMPORTANT 🚨

Are you just tired of these kinds of posts coming from G@za strip that ask you not to skip and to read the whole post, interact with it, and help in sharing/ reblogging it? Well, maybe you are right, but guess what? We are also tired of living in this reality for a whole 11 months.💔

And you know what? You have no idea how mentally and emotionally trying this is. Asking for help isn’t easy at all, but when I think that the price will be staying alive, getting our basic needs and rebuilding our lives, it pushes me more and more to do this until we reach our goal.

This is Ola, the older sister who is trying to help her family. For 11 months until now, we have been struggling to get proper food after prices increased by 15 to 20 times, struggling to have clean water for use and drinking and now we’re out of them all. We are trying to survive under starvation, thirst, and poverty. So please, if you can give help to our campaign, don’t hesitate.

Donate to Ola’s Family Call for your Support Amid Crisis, organized by Nesma Khazendar

Every simple thing makes a difference in changing the situation we are in. You can help us either by giving direct help to our campaign or simply by reblogging this post. We would be very thankful if you could share our campaign with families and friends. It really helps reach the people who can directly assist us in reaching our goal faster.

My campaign has been vetted by @90-ghost , @northgazaupdates , @el-shab-hussein , and @nabulsi ’s vetted list, line 205.

Thank you very much for standing by us ❤.

@timetravellingkitty @deathlonging @briarhips @mazzikah @mahoushojoe  

@sar-soor @rhubarbspring @schoolhater @pcktknife @transmutationisms @sawasawako  

@feluka @appsa @anneemay @commissions4aid-international @wellwaterhysteria

@mangocheesecakes @kyra45-helping-others @7bitter @tortiefrancis  

@ot3 @amygdalae @ankle-beez @communistchilchuck @dykesbat  

@aristotels @komsomolka @neptunerings @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @heritageposts

@watermotif @stuckinapril @mavigator @lacecap @determinate-negation

@deepspaceboytoy @junglejim4322 @kibumkim @neechees

@socalgal @chilewithcarnage @ghelgheli @sayruq

@himejoshikaeya @rooh-afza @shesnake

sandmandaddy69:

gods-special-little-lobotomite:

gods-special-little-lobotomite:

this shot from the minecraft movie trailer is pissing me thefuck off. niel breen ass perspective

i take it back actually neil breen has a better idea of where the characters are spatially

chipper-smol:

flirtng

miaumiaoumao:

absolutely in love with this goat, I cannot not draw them. No idea how I will color them. But I am in love

miaumiaoumao:

I want to make a new Profile Picture, my current one is a drawing I never finished, it is still on the works but I can’t decide on a face to put on them so

Cutie patootie popteamepic looking baby

This one had teeth but I hated it, I like the eyes tho

A thing of nightmares

Event cuter than the first one but it will look funny on the thumbnail

Made my friend spit his drink and curse at me, maybe a winner?

Reminds me of Hamtaro, and I love the little eyelashes

Or maybe I will give them their good ol’ face, why change perfection?

scentedparadisekryptonite:

capacity2:

paxamericana:

i think in ten years we’re going to look at all of this “i’m so autistic” stuff the same way we look at a person who says “i’m so OCD” when they just like to be tidy

That’s how I look at it rn

I’m not autistic, my mom had me tested 😊

janus-slutweed:

stephensondheim:

nyahkennay:

u can lift it bunny

I hope its ok i painted your bunny

@dustsculptures

jimmyhoffathecat:

One day he will be free