September 2024

cupcakeshakesnake:

Miku doing her best

melled42:

think Kallamar has chromatophores? think our squidy boy can change colors and flash?

skull-pun:

God is dead and we killed him

yahooo-official:

jojo-schmo:

How to turn off AI Training of your content on Web and Mobile:

On a Web Browser:

I had some trouble finding this option. My first instinct was to click the settings button on the left, but that’s where it is!

First, you’ll click the name of your blog on the left sidebar to bring it up on your browser.

Then click “Blog settings” on the right sidebar once your blog is brought up. That’s where they’re hiding it.

Click “Prevent Third-Party Sharing” under the Visibility section, and bam! You’re done.

On Mobile:

Thankfully it’s much easier on mobile. Just click the Gear icon on your blog’s page, to go to settings.

Scroll all the way down until you see Visibility, then toggle the Prevent third-party sharing option for your blog!!

If you disable this setting on mobile, it automatically synced it to my web browser settings, too. …But if you use both Web and Mobile, I would still highly recommend double checking that it actually turned off on both!!

Check that it’s turned off on your side blogs too! And check your settings every now and then anyway to ensure that it’s staying turned off, because if my memory serves right, some other websites will pull some shenanigans on things like this and opt you back in without telling you!

Leave Feedback on New Features at Tumblr Support Here!! Let Staff know however we can that having our content fed to AI at their whim is unacceptable.

And if you have the option to poison your art with Nightshade or Glaze, keep it up!!

sunsetsands:

hellenar-ts:

i made this meme in a blind rage

hellyesbro:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

how could you forget

pjackk:

Its hard to use parking lot without smashing into lots of other cars but thabkfuly i think its cheap to get it fixed so no harm no fowl

bearofohu:

duckatali:

kaijuno:

WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse

maydayaj:

Erm heyyyy I’m back with some LESHYCAT 🔥💚💛✨🤠!!! My first time doing a comic like this so sorry if the dialogue and wording isn’t the best! Trying my hardest :3!

Hopefully if you all like this one I can make some more in the future!!!

misteryada:

odric-master-swagtician:

loafed-beans:

ethereal-insight:

fedkaczynski:

allamericankindofguy-actual:

fedkaczynski:

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

totally-a-chicken-deactivated20:

maryland-officially:

Nobody:






The purple shore crab:

bok bok

*breaks u up with an anti trust suit*

the-real-gmail:

WHY ANON WHYY

llyfrenfys:

ayeforscotland:

Keir Starmer this week told everyone in the UK to brace themselves for tough times ahead of the Autumn budget.

I’ve just came back from Asda, a single can of Heinz soup is currently costing £1.70.

Everyone involved in that can of soup costing £1.70 should be dragged in front of inquiry.

I made a post a while ago lamenting this - £1.70 for soup is taking the piss but I’ve been to every shop in my area and the price is pretty much the same throughout. Milk costs £1.70 at its cheapest here. Bread no longer costs anything under £1.

Yesterday I saw my favourite kind of biscuits - which used to sell at this shop back in 2019 for £1 costing £3 now. What the fuck??? Thats a 200% increase in price.

I have no point I’m making- I just don’t want to normalise these prices.

the-muppet-joker:

astronoglow:

Miss Piggy is TOXIC. Please learn to read muppet body language before you ever post on Tumblr again.

strawberry-crocodile:

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go “ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006”

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

the-muppet-joker:

astronoglow:

Miss Piggy is TOXIC. Please learn to read muppet body language before you ever post on Tumblr again.

bluedot-blog:

garbagewriter:

mad-munky:

daughter-of-sapph0:

gemstone-gynoid:

Oh no! What was examined?

140 balls.

EVERY HUMAN TESTICLE

Actually, with a sample size of 23, assuming they were selected with minimal bias, this is pretty significant evidence that micro plastics are common in human testicles.

23 is a bit low(you want 30+ for a really good sample) but *every one* has micro plastics.

Obviously, the claim that there are micro plastics in all human testicles is a dubious claim but the likelihood of getting a sample of 23 where every single person has microplastics if, for example, half the Population has micro plastics is 1 in 8,388,609.

thank you for being the one person in the reblogs with an understanding of statistics

just gonna share these tags too prev because they’re also good

glorious-spoon:

glorious-spoon:

one of the most challenging skills i’ve had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i’m proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

congratulations to the only post i’ve ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

kaumedii:

uk — pp-rank.

ha. gottem.

lasttarrasque-deactivated202411:

lee-the-goat:

The English Wikipedia article on Zionism, 2021 vs 2024. Absolutely disgusting filth shoved into the article by rabid drones of the (((antizionist))) movement

vs

Even Zionists called their ideology colonial, up until general opinion shifted against colonialism

junglejim4322:

Some peoples “red flags” make me feel like an alien put on this earth to live amongst humans like have you ever considered not hyperanalyzing your own relationships to the point of self destruction

mupparts:

yo is this real 

gin-juice-tonic:

what are you two TALKING about

miyoriia:

yes it is malicious degendering when a cis person clocks us and decides to refer to us exclusively as they/them

bipdf:

reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from

foone:

kbkarma:

foone:

Never trust a social media site that doesn’t have weird furries

That’s exactly what inspired this

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

gaycism:

wombatlovesyou-moving:

gaycism:

narcissus at the pond

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

the what

mpils:

Please dont block me again

clevercrumbish:

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and

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ellipsus-writes:

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romanceyourdemons:

time travel regulation organization where it’s not official policy, but it’s common practice for field agents to keep a binder at their desk with the names of their family and friends, their address, their anniversaries, their schedules, their passwords. everything you would need to steal an identity—virtually anyone who’s been a field agent for more than a year has had to steal their own identity at least once. the timeline they all work to protect is concerned with wars and presidents and major motion picture releases. some margin of error is allowed, and it’s not uncommon to find agents walking around dazed, coming back from a mission to find their best friend unexisted and a wedding ring on their hand that matches the ring of a stranger. some give up on all relationships, not even letting themselves love their siblings. some wear lockets on their missions, so that if the photo on their desk has shifted in its frame on their return, at least they have something left of the timeline that now never was. agent zhang, who works hebei-shandong-jiangsu AD 1850-2000, has eighteen different family portraits. in some some agent zhang has a wife, in some a husband, in some neither. three portraits have one child, one has four, one has seven, most have none. some are in courtyard houses. some are by white picket fences. many have parents, but the newest one has none. you ask agent zhang if it wouldn’t be easier just to let the alternate timelines go. agent zhang points at a child four portraits back, a little girl with a missing front tooth and a goldfish bowl clutched in her arms. “i never learned what that goldfish was called. i took her out for ice cream as soon as i knew she existed, and i didn’t even get to see her come home from school the next day.”

glitchyrobo:

Stop Doing Borders

Meme in the format of "stop doing math"

Stop Doing Borders
- Freedom of Movement was not meant to be restricted
- Years of drawing lines on maps yet no benefit found for excluding people based on what lines they live within
- Want to draw lines anyway for a laugh? We have a tool for that: It's called "worldbuilding"
- "Yes please suspend human rights near the lines. Please make it illegal to cross the lines without certain papers" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Authoritarian

Look at what States have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the maps & walls we've made for them
(These are Real Borders, enforced by Real States)

Three images of: a Dutch enclave inside the Netherlands, a border wall on the Mexico-USA border, and a world political map. Under each are several red question marks

"Hello may I see your <image of a British passport> please?"

They have played us for absolute foolsALT

Keep reading

notfredj:

kineticpenguin:

captain-price-unofficially:

These guys got a youtube channel, if you wnt to watch more of their videos

and they got a store, so like support creators

diamondpastry:

billstan or stanbill or whatever

if bill and stan mullet-era actually interacted, bill would try to manipulate the guy and go into shock when none of his attempts are working (seeing how easily ford fell for his lies)

frierenburger:

frierenburger:

if you think immortality would be the worst power to have you really need to try hrt

charl0ttan:

some customers will for real look at you like theyre not even sure why youre talking to them

konoko:

lukanthropi:

powpowee:

It sit like 🐸

bipdf:

reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from

jonesbones1:

beatrice-of-the-stars:

Penis incinerator cannon

Aw man not again

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

leg-stealing-bee:

boobs and dick and balls

you sponsored?

what is your opinion on the political issues

louie-posting:

i don’t know. one a time i heard olimar say if you have to work overtime then you should legally be able to kill someone louie how long have you been standing there. so

naggingatlas:

i cant stop wathcing this fucking video. heavy’s dick is velcro. is not that bad.

trustyalt:

Dangerous figure

fallingtowers:

“preheat”? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of “cooking” far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you’ve ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you’re in love. hospital.

banchie:

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke