Legit tho if this is your attitude towards sex workers & ppl who engage with us, you are not an ally to us, you’re 1 step removed from SWERFs & I don’t trust you!
Spoofs/parodies by people who love the source material they’re spoofing are usually much better than spoofs by people who are indifferent or actively hate the source material.
Mike Judge (a conservative Texan) when making fun of Texas conservatives - An all-time classic
Mike Judge when making fun of California liberals - A forgettable flop
I searched my uni’s online archive for anything related to the ‘Simularcum’ movie (unfinished? lost? bootlegs?). Jackpot. This is why it was never properly released.
I searched my uni’s online archive for anything related to the ‘Simularcum’ movie (unfinished? lost? bootlegs?). Jackpot. This is why it was never properly released.
i love editing my own work like yessss kill it. and by “it” i mean creative decisions i made that seemed great at the time but which i’ve since come to see with clear eyes and regret.
seeing shockingly few people understand this very basic idea so i made this flowchart to help you determine when and if it’s okay to shapeshift into another person.
VERY SIMPLY STUFF PEOPLE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU KEEP FORGETTING!!!
okay but what if im doing a bit. just so i can be like “oooo look at me i’m so-and-soooo” and make fun of them. if it’s really funny. it wouldnt work without the shapeshifting i swear
people use this as an excuse way too often!!!!!!
for people with static bodies, you have to understand how personal their facade is to their identity, and how traumatizing it can be for them to be stolen from them, even as a “joke”.
genuinely cannot believe the attitude some shapeshifters here have towards static beings… like. you’re mad at us for saying you shouldn’t shift into someone without asking first?? be fucking for real right now. if you shift into a real person you literally take a piece of their consciousness in your own to be able to channel their visage. it’s incredibly fucking disorienting to have a literal piece of you ripped away from your consciousness for g-d knows how long for someone else to play a silly prank (not to mention how fucking awful it is to have your visage used for something you would never do) and if too many people shift into you at once it can have incredibly damaging repercussions!! like literally ripping your soul from your body and killing your physical form. thats literally what happened to elvis. so many people started impersonating him and it fucking killed him. if any of the shifters on this site ever actually did any research on static people they would know this but they don’t care because static pain is only a big funny joke to them 🙄
THANK YOU. i try not to speak for statties too often (im not sure if i can say that word but “static beings” is kind of a mouthful, plz lemme know if thats not ok), but so many people literally act like you didn’t see the heartbreaking footage of Elvis pushing through his final show while his soul escaped his body!! as if it isn’t compulsive in the American school system to watch that footage in grade 8!!!
and most people just FORGAVE john lennon for straight up SOLICITING SHIFTERS IN HIS AUDIENCE TO TAKE ON THE FORM OF ELVIS WHILE HE WAS ALSO PERFORMING A CONCERT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME AS HIM. i mean, he was shot about it eventually but nowadays people talk about him like he didnt basically kill a man live on stage.
it’s fucking gross honestly and not enough people take this shit seriously.
Hey, quick question. What do you mean “or place”???
Are you like, shapeshifting into the titanic or something? The leaning tower of piza?
it’s not my job to educate you.
This is misinformation! All shifting requires a piece of some soul! Just (in some cases) from a parallel universe! There is no ethical- *turns into a corn on the cob*
ID: an image of a cob of corn which has been made spherical. The text reads,
NEW!
Corn on the Orb
“It’s round now!”
/ID
what the fuck is going on in this post. can I shapeshiFT IN PEACE PLEASE???
cats are really good at looking at things. very useful
having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking at something you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.
she might be “your girl” but in a matter of minutes i could fumble her so catastrophically as to permanently secure a space in the hallowed halls of her memory. never forget this
I think my favorite genre of fanfiction is when the author says something like “this was meant to be 3 chapters but it’s actually going to be 5” in the notes at the end of a chapter and you can look up at the chapter count and it’s like 15 or something
I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here’s this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here’s this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here’s this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It’s wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.
This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic
Ive never watched this show, but it says a LOT about this man that his co-competitors reacted the way that they did. They were seriously impressed with his skills and his ethics if they were so supportive of the gifts he was given.
Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn’t enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not “I can’t tell I’m being loud” this was “In another life I was the town crier” loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap
ALT
