This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.
may you not leak even once
NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!
may you always have what you need when you need it.
May you have no cramps.
May you have no headaches
may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand
May you never bleed through your clothing
May you be in a comfortable and safe place when the feels inevitably come.
May it not come back three days later
May you not have the combination, the absolute mother of the cursed, the four horsemen of the period:
- High Pain
- Bloodbath
- The Marks
- Itch
if you have reason to fear you’re pregnant, may your period arrive in a timely manner
May your period not cause any problems due to loss of blood.
Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that’s its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP
I can tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi by scent, is that weird?
avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:
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try using these palettes instead!!
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Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together
They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.
i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children’s hospital and say “it’s literally color theory” unironically, but… it’s literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together
youve got reds, greens, and blues:
and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:
(you’ll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don’t want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)
of course there’s variation in the values and saturation, but imo that’s a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two
not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.
i think its ok.
The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this
hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^
wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that
omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!
it’s interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc
HUH
This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody
Terrible post everyone, hit the showers
There’s everything in that post. Colours I can’t see because I’m colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children’s hospital. That’s history
This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield
it’s not even a year old yet??
what about not gendering fucking colours
IT’S SATIRE
I’M THE OP
Achievement unlocked!
A rail road back into into a full circle
There are so many things here what do I give the achievement for?
I can’t believe they would force out such a respected statesman I will be boycotting the democratic ticket this year unless they reinstate biden #StillWithHim
Don’t fall for this bullshit please.
What the absolute fuck is wrong with people saying they won’t vote Dem now that Biden is out of the race, or that they’ll just vote independent instead.
Get it together, suck it up, and support the Dem ticket no matter what.
Also a not so casual reminder that you can report people like OP for election interference.
The election interference report options are still available to us from the 2016 election fallout. Stuff like this is literally why they were put there.
🚨🚨🚨RUSSIAN AGENTS UNDER THE COMMAND OF KOMMISAR KAMALA ARE TRYING TO SILENCE ME FOR UTILIZING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 🚨🚨🚨
me when someone doesn’t answer my ask: ah its okay, they might not have the energy to respond or just can’t think of a response! even if they delete my ask or something i think its fine, it wasn’t urgent anyways :)
me when i don’t answer an ask: They are going to Crucify me
i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today
i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also someone you can point at a fictional character and go “oh shit that guy on tumblr is super fucking mentally unwell about that one” about
I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?
so sorry for speaking up against pasta, the most overrated starch! i’m literally of italian descent i can talk as much shit about pasta as i want i’ve earned it. i’ve earned it. you people don’t know what it’s like having to eat plate after plate of spaghetti when it’s one of the most texturally revolting foods to you and then going online and seeing everyone post about how no one in the whole world hates pasta, pasta’s wonderful everyone loves it!
this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?
if i was a celebrity who knew other celebrities i’d do this all the time i’d intentionally trawl the underbelly of the internet to find this kind of weird shit to send them
this post’s hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. “Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby” means this is a mistake on the pitcher’s part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go “fuck”
aight so we know saleos wouldn't have much of a reaction involving Kallamar on a maid dress but WHAT about kallamar seeing saleos on a maid dress? would it be the same or would it have a different reaction
i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
I guess Biden made the decision to drop out of the race.
What’s important is we all remember him as the genocidal war criminal he made himself out to be over the entirety of his campaign. He denied death tolls, he ignored the cries for help, and now thousands of civilians blood rests on his hands. Never forget, Joe Biden is a war criminal, and he should be held accountable to the highest extent. If not by a court, then at the very least by the people.
Hey so ynow how in dunmeshi teleporting someone is actually extremely dangerous bc if someone else happens to be where they’re being teleported to, that random person will just. explode. …anyway on an unrelated note, does anyone ever think about how in the very beginning of the story, Falin teleports the entire party to the surface, where people can’t be revived.
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