August 2024

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

eldritchbauble:

eldritchbauble:

You’re just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don’t become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. “Hedonism” is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don’t let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You’re a mammal.

I am so serious about the way people are taught to view themselves as separate from and above any other animal being the root cause of a lot of problems. You’re not better than a beast.

@leafboy-the-great

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

eldritchbauble:

eldritchbauble:

You’re just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don’t become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. “Hedonism” is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don’t let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You’re a mammal.

I am so serious about the way people are taught to view themselves as separate from and above any other animal being the root cause of a lot of problems. You’re not better than a beast.

@leafboy-the-great

real-oddity-deactivated20240907:

RadenWA is honestly a hero for these

they’re got even more than these, too!

cryptotheism:

You guys hear about this? Stay safe out there.

durbikins:

skarchomp:

*flirting with someone who has a packer* nice cock it’d look great on my floor

sarkos:

“After an initial discussion and request for Massey’s drivers license, Grayson spotted a pot of boiling water on the stove and ordered Massey to remove it to avoid starting a fire. In doing so, Massey asks the officers – who visibly distance themselves from her as she goes to handle the pot – why they moved away from her. “Where you going?” she asks them. “Away from your hot steaming water,” Grayson answers, with a laugh, before Massey responds: “Away from the hot steaming water? Oh, I’ll rebuke you in the name of Jesus.” With his gun drawn, Grayson closed the distance between himself and Massey, who was beginning to kneel behind a counter with her hands up. Massey can be heard saying, “I’m sorry,” as Grayson continues to advance. “I’m sorry,” she says again as Grayson fires three shots, striking her with a bullet below the eye that exited from the back of her neck. As Massey lay dying on her kitchen floor, Grayson says he’ll go get his medical kit to render aid. “That’s a headshot. She’s done,” Grayson says before going to get the med kit. As the pair stand there with their guns still drawn, Grayson says: “I’m not taking a bullet out of her fucking head,” then points out that the water from the pot had reached his feet. “What else can we do?” Grayson asks his partner. “I’m not taking hot boiling water to the fucking face.” Grayson’s partner tends to Massey and at one point says, “she’s still gasping” and wonders what’s taking Grayson so long with the medical kit. When paramedics and other officers arrive, one can be heard asking, “where’s the gun?” Grayson replies that Massey had a pot of boiling water and threatened to rebuke him in the name of Jesus. Paramedics took her to a nearby hospital, where she was pronounced dead. Grayson has been arrested and charged with three counts of first-degree murder and is being held without bond until his trial is set to begin. It is exceedingly rare for police officers to be charged with murder in the death of a citizen, and hasn’t occurred in such a high-profile case since the killing of George Floyd in 2020.”

Body-cam video shows Illinois police officer fatally shooting Black woman in face | Illinois | The Guardian

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drops-of-universe:

stressed? take a little nap. feel unlovable? snooze it out bestie. want to end it all? snork mimimi

tommyssupercoolblog:

Plurality in YouTube series: 😊🌸🌈🫶 we’re just chilling ✨😋 casual representation you know ^^ just normal everyday life thinggs 🌈🌈 we accept you 🌈😋🌸🫶🐱

Plurality in Hollywood: THIS WILL KILL YOU AND ALSO EVERYONE ELSE. SEE THAT SYSTEM?? SERIAL KILLER DANGEROUS SO SCARY KILL COUNT ONE MILLION ORPHANS. 🔥🔥🔪🔫😱👹👹 “ALTERS” WILL RIP YOUR SKIN OFF AND WEAR IT 💀💀💀 DO NOT TRUST THESE CRAZY BITCHES YOU’RE A CRAZY BITCH YOU SJOULD BE ON JAIL 👮‍♀️🚓🚔 MONSTER U R A MONSTER EVERYONE WATCG THE FUCJ OUT BEFORE THEY GET YOU!!! They’ll fuckin GETTTTT YOUUUUUUHUUUU crazy bitch LMAO die all of you die forever no more systems 🖤❤️‍🔥 go fuck yourself freak

classycookiexo:

chained2012:

chained2012:

in tears rn

every so often this starts circulating again and every time i remember that people tried to come for me for “spreading medical misinformation” with this post

aromantic-diaries:

aromantic-diaries:

The three mental illnesses are

  • Terminal child syndrome lol sorry you’ll be infantilized forever and never get any basic respect we have the right to not treat you like an adult and make life worse for you in the name of helping, or shun you completely :)
  • Just stop doing that you useless cunt go the fuck outside and stop being a burden to society get the fuck up and stop having this illness. Have this list of pop psychology bullshit and get your shit together. We can still romanticize your struggle if you’re hot and manage it just well enough to not be a useless cunt
  • Irredeemable piece of shit disorder uh sorry but your vibe is off and you should go to jail for it I fucking hate you and you deserve nothing you vile piece of human garbage you need to be avoided at all costs everyone should cut you off immediately no one should have to put up with you you manipulative asshole

To everybody in the notes saying something along the lines of any specific disorder could be any of these three depending on how someone wants to justify mistreating the individual, you are correct. I was thinking of autism, depression and npd respectively but you’re actually right

punctuation-completionist:

eebie:

gaydelgard:

hgsn-moved:

weirdmageddon:

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squidward: bubble bass! we’re here to collect your tab *kicks down the door*

spongebob: squidward! that was so masculine ♡

squidward, flattered: uh, well, i-

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9/22

bonus:

* ~ ^

3/20

reallyndacarter:

scyllascriptor:

infectiouspiss:

you have to stay alive. you’re going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

I made it. I made it. I made it!!!!

I am old enough to be a parent to a college-aged kid. I made it. It sucked. It was hard. I lost parts of my self I may never get back. But I made it.

You can make it too. You DON’T have to change who you are. You might have to hide things from time to time, but I want you to know that it shouldn’t be about shame. It’s about protecting those beautiful parts of yourself from harm and having the joy of them robbed from you. It doesn’t make you any “less”. Eventually all of those ‘secrets’ will be like spring bulbs. Beautiful bursts of color and life just waiting for a good, safe, warm day. You just gotta hold on.

You can make it. One day you’ll be an old weirdo with creaking, crunching, knees. You will live long enough to see your own crow’s feet. You’ll stop caring about what other people think and honestly other people will stop caring about what you do. Eventually you get the “adultier adult” pass, and barely anyone gives you a second look. And if they talk shit you’ve got decades of practice under your belt and you can verbally eviscerate them for it. You can make it.

I got gray hair!!! I never thought I would. I love every one of the little wiry motherfuckers. I made it. You can make it.

Co-signed. Live!

byjove:

byjove:

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

you know what I do when someone’s identity makes no sense to me? I go “not my business.” and find something else to care about

pomrania:

knighthawkchapter:

beardedmrbean:

chino1moreno

This person is too good to do this for free.

I mean, stop motion animation is always impressive in the abstract; but it’s even MORE impressive (at least to me) when we can see the person’s hand holding the figure, and the figure is a poseable toy much like stuff I’ve played with as a child, and it’s all taking place in what seems to be someone’s home; that removes the distance of “oh film artists can do a lot of cool things” with its abstract respect, and brings it into the realm of “WOW this is a thing that real people are somehow able to do, with a lot of work”.

starry-eyed-darling:

jurassic-parkranger:

visionaryness:

seacow-party:

ginger-ale-official:

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

we touch

i get

this feeling

And every time we kiss

misscrazyfangirl321:

If you’re reading this, you’ve won The Game. It’s over, it’s done, and you can breathe. Now any time you see posts telling you that you lost The Game, you can smile, shake your head, and feel sorry for all of those OTHER people who are still playing The Game, while being glad that you yourself are free.

“But that’s not how The Game works-”

If someone can arbitrarily decide that everyone on Earth is playing The Game, someone else can arbitrarily decide there’s a way to win.

Congratulations on your win!! Celebrate with a treat of your choice.

ohabeeeeeee:

belovedrat:

alyxtherat:

you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

who shall I sniff >:3

@otiksimr

depsidase:

cannibalchicken:

batboyblog:

I don’t like to scare people, but this is scary and vert threatening. Trump on his webpage posted a video where he personally promised to ban all trans healthcare as a day 1 priority of his Presidency.

If you’re trans, if you have a trans loved one, if you care about human rights in the US, you! can stop him, each of us have to have hard conversations with our loved ones and talk to everyone in our lives make sure they know and understand the stakes understand that not voting or worse a vote for Trump is a vote against us, against our lives.

make sure you’re ready to vote and everyone you know is ready to vote, and where ever you are there’s a way for you to volunteer to reach voters in swing states, trust know and believe you can make all the difference

These are your RIGHTS! lets fight like hell for them.

chuwenjie:

It’s been an emotional week. I wanted to share this encounter I had with a very hateful man on the Pittsburgh bus because it reminds me that there are brave people in this world. Let’s all do everything we can to stand up for each other.

odumb:

till deactivation do us part

hannahp0calypse:

JEB! sweeping the USA in a 100% vote victoryALT

acapelladitty:

my gynaecologist, listening to me explain what happened over the phone:

teaboot:

thegeniusidiotnstickmerchant3728:

teaboot:

There are so many books and movies and stories and such where some great and powerful figure points to the weird and awkward scruffy loses boy and says “YOU” and the loser boy points to himself and goes “me?” And through trials and tribulations becomes strong and confident and heroic and hot and I’m just saying if we’re doing that anyways it’s not so much a stretch if the loser is a girl in act 1

What if the loser is a boy in act 1 and a girl in act 3?

EXTREMELY powerful . You get a sticker 🌟

sahonithereadwolf:

sahonithereadwolf:

sahonithereadwolf:

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

it’s so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said “look at what a terrible beast you are”

pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong:

utterly obsessed with this midsommar review

mortimermcmirestinks:

nenya-kanadka:

mortimermcmirestinks:

coldcrashpictures:

depsidase:

Not to mention Jesus very much did just give people fish. Like, that was a significant thing that happened.

things not in the bible: the “give a man a fish vs teach a man to fish” quote

things in the bible: multiple stories of the generally-agreed-upon-to-be Coolest And Best Guy Ever giving a huge amount of fish to lots of people, and specifically that being a cool good thing that is approved of by the narrative

W H I L E pulling a bunch of guys off their jobs as fishermen to help him do it. Famously!

GOOD POINT! the stance the Bible seems to take on Knowing How To Fish seems to be trending negative with these data points 🤔

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

strangeasexuallegume-deactivate:

teaboot:

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn’t figure out why?? So I asked if he’d changed his hair and he was like “BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY”

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

Two doodles of a man with short black hair an beard wearing a button-down shirt. The first figure has a large bust and is labeled "Mike from work". The second is completely identical but with a flat bust and is labeled, "Mike with a haircut?"ALT

LIKE THIS

kravitzkrusher reblogging from cupcakesandfuckups, Nov 16:

#at some point you stop seeing gandalf's big naturals and you just see gandalf

ALT

WHO BROUGHT THIgS BACK

byler-alarmist:

tuttle-did-it:

willowdove:

mai-komagata:

ohio removed 160000 inactive voter registrations

Search for yourself here: https://registrationreadiness.ohiosos.gov
Voter registration:

THIS IS URGENT!!! IF YOU HAVE BEEN REMOVED YOU ONLY HAVE 2 DAYS TO REMEDY THIS!!!

Please, no matter where you are, if you are a US citizen check your voter registration. If you live in Ohio, this blatant attempt at voter suppression will be final on 7/22/24. This number represents 1 in every 50 registered voters in the state. They are- allegedly- purging everyone who has been inactive for 4 years. Which in of itself is farcical, because plenty of people only vote every 4 years in the Presidential. But I have seen people say they’ve been incredibly active and voted in the most recent local elections and still been purged. Please, do not delay in checking. If you have been removed, register again right away or you will not have a vote in November.

America. America. Please. Register to vote and keep the fascist dictator out. Please. And if you’re already registered, check to make sure you were not removed.

We’re rooting for you. We’re depending on you. Every one of his followers are going to show up to those polls. You have to keep this man out of office.

We’re pleading with you to make the right choice.

-signed, the rest of the world.

For anyone in any US state, go here! Go now!!

maidthings:

maidthings:

wuackamole:

maidthings:

“ohhhh immortality is fun now! but wait until you’re at the heat death of the universe And all the stars will be gone way before then!!!”
look if you cant become god with an entire fucking hundred trillion years to work with, thats a mindset issue.

Entropy consumes all things.

entropy is a statistical phenomenon, and such things tend to come out in the wash of eternity. skill issue.

I’m defying the odds. I got maxwell’s demon scared. Im reversing the flow of heat and time. I have situations of staggering improbability playing out before my very eyes. I’m playing roullette with the angels. god plays dice and im putting them in an easy bake oven.

gorbling:

amazoogle:

this is fucked up. can anyone do something about this?

ccarmody101:

Get Rizzed Back

sashayed:

wizardarchetypes:

hellsitegenetics:

wizardarchetypes:

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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Common name: Biting midge

NO WAY

faramirsonofgondor:

I love tumblr because humanity could find out that world will end in 2 days and like 4 seconds later someone will post about it in the destiel meme format.

bidoofcrossing:

kissy kissy

creatures-in-posts:

python-nebula:

phoub:

ITS THIS THING TUESDAY

@creatures-in-posts

Confirmed Tuesday post

nirtonic:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

You’re not immune to being the bully btw. You’re not immune to being in the wrong

“But i’m-” there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you’re defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you’re taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you’re actually doing something good.

[Image text: there’s actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

what do you MEAN they FUCKING MISSED???

this-is-a-podcast-fanblog:

“Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!” you fools…. that’s the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

this-is-a-podcast-fanblog:

“Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!” you fools…. that’s the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

this-is-a-podcast-fanblog:

“Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!” you fools…. that’s the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

thescrump:

trashpandas3000:

Artwork by PaintDust

that’s what those dinosaurs evolved into

quadriviummuse:

chaotic-neutral-knitter:

I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just… let people back into your life after they’ve been absent for a while.

Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.

So if you know someone where you’re like “yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit” and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat… well they may have been Going Through It and you don’t actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they’re back.

Needed to hear this today.

only-cat-memes:

erinscoolart:

Wanted to design a fakemon based off of Truffle Pigs and my brain went brrrrrrrr

Truffles and trees have a symbiotic relationship (tree roots provide nutrients to truffles while truffles help trees access minerals they otherwise couldnt pull from the dirt) and I thought about like The Parallels to parasitic nature of paras/parasect. 

Snufflin - Snufflin has no eyes and relies on its nose to follow the earthy scent of its parents. Its skin is hard and brittle, but the mushroom on its back absorbs some of the impact of falling or being stepped on.

Trufflin - The coat on Trufflin’s back may resemble fur, but it is actually an edible fungus. While considered a delicacy, its coat must be harvested with care as the mushroom growing from Trufflin’s head releases toxic spores when it is startled.

Kerfufflin - The older a Kerfufflin is, the softer its truffle coat becomes. Kerfufflins can be seen rubbing against trees and throwing its weight around to disperse the spores and scent from its coat to mark its territory. However this often releases the airborn toxins from the other mushrooms growing upon its back and caution is advised.

espeonkin:

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

theconcealedweapon: