Since Harry Potter fans like sneaking into my fandom and labelling Twisted Wonderland as a “Harry Pottef rip off” I have a statement to make
Twisted Wonderland is 10x better than Harry Potter will ever be in story, worldbuilding, magic and characters.
J.K Rowling did not invent magic schools.
J.K Rowling did not invent dorms or houses.
J.K Rowling did not invent magic brooms.
Most of you are grown adults, stop throwing a tantrum because you think your children’s series you’re overly attached to is the best piece of media ever created (it isn’t) and anything remotely similar is a rip off
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think “at least 3” is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
hey bro are you sure you want to venture forth into the next dungeon already? the alchemist is about to be finished with the antidote to that genderbend spell you got hit by.
make some healing potions? but the alchemist only has one pot, he’d have to throw out the antidote and i’m pretty sure that spell becomes permanent after 48 hours…
it’s a sacrifice i’m going to have to make for the party
¡Garabatos feos! Simplemente, garabatos feos.Hace días lleva en mi mente este “AU de Liceo” ¿Porqué? No sé, me parece gracioso un Narinder de 5to año huyendo de un escuincle corderito de camisa azul que está loquito por él.
No sé qué tantas personas entiendan el chiste así que dejémoslo como un “Student AU”.
Getting super annoyed with the big Pro-Palestine/ Pro-Sudan accounts with massive platforms who are only sharing the oppression and massacres but not the fundraiser campaigns as well
some campaings for Sudan in urgent need of donations:
I’m a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who’s doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I’m available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men’s room wall at any leather bar and it’ll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.
BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it’s a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like “PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI” while a new dom is like “Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,”
Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It’s not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I’d like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure
“kill yourself” is a basic and lame ass comeback “there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox” is slightly more interesting, though it has become overused. “i hope someone asks you for your hogwarts house” is one ive never heard anyone use. its effective. it has happened to millions of innocent souls. it strikes fear into the heart of the target
men be like “i would never succumb to homosexuality” and then hold a mans face tenderly as he lights his cigarette with his own. okayy pansy we see you
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art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post
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attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(
#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT
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i lov my mother and father so nuch forever i cannot wait to attend my new job at the dubious factory where there have never been any machinery incidents evr before
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The cocaine in coca-cola just doesnt hit the same anymore….
The eroticism of the machinery incidents at the dubious factory
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Easy website
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There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago
*Signal has confirmed he was in the We Are Robin movement
#robin count #i think we should let the robins count themselves but my friend thinks the movement should count #discourse #some people get too argumentative about it so just in case
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Robin, December 15, 20XX
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CAMERA KID! Why don’t you have any pictures of Red Robin?
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i don’t like him
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STOP shipping Bruce Wayne and Batman!!! If you keep posting about it they’re never gonna get together!!! Start posting about Batman and Commisfjldhsljdhioeurhgdsi
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Post Cancelled Oracle Found Me
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a sniper is on its way to your location. goodbye forever.
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You’re right o7
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Reblog to sign a petition to let Red Hood and Harley Quinn kill the Joker
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⬇️ people who hate the joker and want him to explode
scariest part of tumblr is probably the uhm. gestures vaguely
no hes cool actually weve come to move past our differences. the real trouble is the mysterious lake that harbors a creature of unknown size and form that calls out in the night out of either malice or fear
suffering a schnasty sinus headache but I really wanted to animate narinder talking to lamb :) got this roughed in about 2 days so I’m p happy with how it turned out
i dont know if this has been posted before. i’m sure it has. but when i did a search for “jerma dick” and “dick jerma” and “ultraviolet dick jerma” i didnt get any results so i’m just gonna post it anyway
Mutual 2: (picture of sudoku) fucckkkkk i need her so baddd
Mutual 3: (most gorgeous artwork you’ve ever seen) just a quick doodle lol
Mutual 1: patrick where are my anti-psychotics
Mutual 4: (mass reblogging posts about a fandom you aren’t in and don’t understand)
Mutual 5: okay but the way that glimplinko in glippie’s googie goople is lowkey a misogynistic pig and the fandom never talks about it needs to be discussed
Mutual 6: (picture of spinkle from glippie’s googie goople) i need to impregnate him
Mutual 1: imsillyimsillyimsillyimsillyimsilly
Mutual 7: (reblogging the same post about the eroticism of the flesh until they hit the post limit)
Mutual 8: hey guys here’s a really cool piece of art that i spent hours making (12 notes)
Mutual 1: i need to be put down like a rabid dog
Mutual 9: (picture of a 60 year old man) i need him kneeling and whimpering
Mutual 10: if that man isn’t on the ground shaking and crying while covering in blood i don’t want him
Mutual 1: me when i take 17 benadryl and start seeing the hatman 😂
i’ll be honest i still fan girl over my own mutuals
there are some people on here who, when they followed me back, I got excited about as if they were a celebrity. and when I think about it, it’s kinda sweet how we do that here, and so much more special than celebrity crushes. To be starstruck by someone when they’re sharing their personal, more private self. You’re famous to me for just being you.
there are some people on here who, when they followed me back, I got excited about as if they were a celebrity. and when I think about it, it’s kinda sweet how we do that here, and so much more special than celebrity crushes. To be starstruck by someone when they’re sharing their personal, more private self. You’re famous to me for just being you.
Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.
las vegas is a special kind of horrifying compared to the rest of the southwest because you get three different flavors of horror all together. there’s the strip, obviously, the hypnosis of the casinos. you know they intentionally don’t put clocks in casinos? and they put mirrors wherever they can? they’re trying to disorient you so you stay inside. they’re trying to trap you. and the casinos are different but they’re all the same underneath, slots and shows and roulette wheels, the same bones in different bodies. but then you get outside the strip and you’re in the suburbs. it’s flat. barely anything outside the strip is more than two, maybe three storeys. everything is in a strip mall. the houses are identical wherever you go. even the schools - there are two major architectural blueprints for high schools in las vegas. if you’ve been inside one school you can navigate them all. it’s all the same and it’s all normal, in defiance of the neon of the strip. (you can see the beacon from the luxor from anywhere in the city, you can always find your way to the strip, but- is that better, than being somewhere that you know? somewhere that’s the same wherever you go?) and then of course if you step too far outside you’re in the desert. much further and you’re in the mountains. the suburbs are creeping out further and further, taking over, but there will always be desert. summer will always be 120 degrees. there will always be heat and scorpions on the edges and no matter how far you push out you will not be able to build on the mountains. no matter how hard you try the desert will find you. and none of these things are mutually exclusive, not as much as you think. there are slot machines in grocery stores. there are houses behind casinos. there is undeveloped desert in the center of everything, reminding you that the desert was not built to hold you, the desert was not built for this, you should not be here. you shouldn’t be here.
this one’s going around again so i wanna shout out the person who correctly determined what part of vegas i lived in based on minor details in this post
You ever think about how weird hippos are ecologically speaking?
There’s literally no other megafauna on earth that spends the entire day lounging around in water, mostly just socializing, only to come onto land to feed at night.
I remember when I used to do education programs on hippos, most people assumed they ate aquatic plants, and that that’s the whole reason they were in water. Meanwhile, hippos are basically just giant nocturnal cows that eat only grass.
most animals that start adapting to live more of their lives in water:
“i must grow my bones lighter and less dense so that i don’t get trapped on the bottom and may float easier in this new environment”
hippos: “denser. heavier bones. MOAR dense. Make sink the most.”
mother nature: but how will you get off the bottom when you sink?
hippos: Make muscles more too, give all muscle.
mother nature: and to stay warm in the water? a big layer of fat?
hippos: no! no fat only muscle.
mother nature: o….kay. And, you eat aquatic plants, that’s why you spend so much time in the water?
hippos: lol no. eat land grass, like cow.
mother nature: i see. right. You eat mostly grass, so, flat grinding teeth?
hippos: hell no. big spike teeth. sharp big teeth. Biggest
mother nature: what, like lions? 3 inch fangs?
hippos: course not. giant fuck-off teeth, 18 inches. Also, not just one pair, three pairs of giant sharp teeth. give
mother nature: but you eat… grass?
hippos: yeah. lol. Sometimes eat a zebra tho. Or a antelope. Maybe eat a crocodile, you don’t know. Give all teeth, giant fuck-off teeth. Most bone! most muscle! most teeth! Me.
mother nature: y'know what? fuck it, sure, here you go
hippo: …
hippo: i’m very angry now
so idk about layers, and they are not all the same size, but they have three pairs of large sharp teeth on each side of their mouth, or you could say six pairs of …? anyway they have a bunch of molars you can barely see through the gums, and then they have these teeth:
looks like this in the mouth
so those are their, yeah i guess actually six pair of giant fuck-off teeth
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