August 2024

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I love this poster because

I saw

CASH ONLY
mob:

and automatically interpreted it as “we only accept untraceable cash because this event is being run by the mafia”

yeah

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

?

foodffs:

LEMON CUPCAKES WITH RASPBERRY BUTTERCREAM

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

politijohn:

Source

Some good news!

parkerposey:

How it feels to listen to take me out by franz ferdinand

saga-news-and-fandom:

kestrelsandcentipedes:

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

In the “my illness won’t condemn me to an early, ignominious death” kind of way.

same-pic-rick-roll:

the-gimmick-simp:

gimmick-thief:

pinnakoladda:

hey as a local aroace, i want to specify something.

were no strangers to love. you know the rules and so do i (do i). a full commitments what im thinking of. you wouldnt get this from any other guy. i just wanna tell you how im feeling. gotta make you understand. never gonna give you up. never gonna let you down. never gonna run around and desert you. never gonna make you cry. never gonna say goodbye. never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

official aroace post

@same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday

naasad:

animate-mush:

jdkaplonski:

shoren18:

damnselfly:

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

Needed this today.

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

politijohn:

Source

Source

Source

HOT LABOR SUMMER

squeakitties:

when the housemates are an asexual person, a chastity fetishist and somebody with a lethal peanut allergy

hatesuneenjoyer:

hrtmonitor:

yall gotta remember when cracking eggs that the new chick WILL imprint on you. she might confuse it as a crush but you are her mom now sorry

i forgot what eggs are in trans terms for a minute and was so confused as to why a baby chick would have a crush on me

cadaverousdecay:

🦇 fagnsfangs Follow

i dont want to start anything but @castlecrypttt has had the same familiar for 20 years and i dont think she ever intends to turn it…

🧛‍♀️ castlecrypttt Follow

“i dont want to start anything” then why did you @ me you braindead fuck?? willie has been with my family for so long because its his choice. he doesnt even want to be a vampire he enjoys being a familiar. and we take care of him, we give him as many flies and spiders and rats as his little heart desires. all you snobbish vampires who look down on having familiars dont seem to realize that its not a one way relationship. he helps us with our vampire needs and in return we protect him and give him lives. he’s going to live far longer than whatever his normal human lifespan wouldve been, 20 years is nothing. and hes part of the family. keep out of our business you clearly dont understand

🩸 bloody-bloody-marie Follow

oh my g*d i cant believe there are still vampires on this site defending keeping familiars.

🧛‍♂️ fresh-blood Follow

genuine question, whats wrong with having a familiar?

🩸 bloody-bloody-marie Follow

are you seriously asking me about the ethics of keeping an enthralled servant that you force into doing your bidding…

🦇 fagnsfangs Follow

op here, i think youre seriously misunderstanding the concept of familiars. a lot of humans would love to have the opportunity to become vampires in exchange for a few years of servitude. the issue lies in when the familiar is promised vampirism and yet never gets it. and no, vampires shouldnt be using thralls to get their familiar to do its job.

🕷 blood-is-the-life Follow

familiar here, and no. i dont really care about becoming a vampire. that was never in the deal i had with my master. but yeah, do agree thralls shouldnt be used unless the familiar is okay with it

🧛‍♂️ vampire-guy-steve Follow

if you dont want to become a vampire then whats the point of being a familiar?

🕷 blood-is-the-life Follow

well for me its a sex thing.

lockandkeyhyena:

lockandkeyhyena:

trans women will be like ‘omg my voice is so awful i hate it’ and then you hear her speak and its like a choir of angels has descended from heaven to personally serenade you

THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR TRANS WOMEN WITH DEEP VOICES!!!

k4ychiko:

thebusytypewriter:

…has this been done yet

Get microwaved idiot

ghostingthespace:

yoursminehourss:

artistofnothing:

yoursminehourss:

yoursminehourss:

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you’re weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you’re annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that’s your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

miyoriia:

genderyomi-deactivated20240903:

girl-daigo:

genderyomi-deactivated20240903:

girl help the 20yos are calling me a milf 😭

ok prove us wrong tho

is that any way to talk to your elders? 🤨

No ma'am. Sorry ma'am.

tomcruisingthroughlife:

shinewerst:

Aaghgtgfhg he’s so silly I love him so much

progamreli:

bigandretired-deactivated202501:

The context makes it even better

criptochecca:

localcanadiancryptid22:

jaydovesworld:

writing-is-a-martial-art:

thewritinggrindstone:

whatagrump:

Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

  • “For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.
  • “But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.
  • “When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.
  • “When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”
  • “This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”
  • “There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

And!

  • “If you’re breaking dialogue up with an action tag”—she waves her hands back and forth—”the dashes go outside the quotation marks.”

Reblog to save a writer’s life.

Thank you

Oh my god thank you. No wonder grammarly keeps complaining about my punctuation when I boot my writing up into word counter

dead-immortal:

cannibalistic-cucumber:

keriarentikai:

c-ptsdrecovery:

For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…

This always kills me

Like, you think people living in multi-floor apartment buildings, all shoved in together, in a time when fires just fucking destroyed cities all the time, EACH HAD THEIR OWN OVEN? AN OVEN WITH FIRE?????

No, they picked up from the corner popina, like god intended

Imma be honest, a kitchen stocked with fresh ingredients sounds like a dream to me

Great! You’ll be the designated cook on this post

batmanego:

i hope everyone with yellow/missing/crooked teeth or braces or whatever has the most stupendous day in the whole world i love you let’s smile at each other and not be scared

mantisandthemoondragon:

maispace:

dark-ties:

hunter-rodrigez:

blackrage:

millennial-review:

What occupation is ‘bows’? What career path requires bows? Legit? A show pony maybe.

New gender reveal: is it a cop or a horse?

faeriekit:

magical-grrrl-mavis:

therenobee:

Reblog to save a life

If you’ve ever been assigned a new medication or don’t know all of your interactions yet and have to take something over the counter at a weird hour or very, very suddenly, call a 24 hour pharmacy.

Doesn’t matter which one. Doesn’t matter if they’re your pharmacy or not. They have to answer your medicine interaction questions, and they’re open, and you need answers. Ring them up, explain what you’re taking and what you’re about to take, and ask them what is safe if they say you’re at risk for an interaction. They might be weird about it but that’s not worse than all the weird side effects you might get from trying out something that used to be safe 💀

Sincerely,

-the staff training from my previous job

catchymemes:

greelin:

greelin:

some of you guys when the unreliable narrator is in fact unreliable

well his account of the whole ordeal seems to wildly lean in his favor. Which could mean nothing

christian-the-lord-of-fox:

homestuckheritageposts:

trenchgun:

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

Homestuck Heritage Post

Happy 14th birthday to John Karkat

zacsoyama:

the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching this show

(also—)

A very small section of a screenshot only showing the subtitles from Dropout's first episode of the third season of the show "Make Some Noise". The subtitles read, "No! Oh, my point! Fuck! Oh my point! Shit" as said by Brennan Lee Mulligan. He is not in screenshot.ALT
A very small section of a screenshot only showing the subtitles from Dropout's first episode of the third season of the show "Make Some Noise". The subtitles read, "I fucking buffed it, dude, I shitted it! No!" as said by Brennan Lee Mulligan. He is not in screenshot.ALT
A very small section of a screenshot only showing the subtitles from Dropout's first episode of the third season of the show "Make Some Noise". The subtitles read, "No, I'm supposed to be the smarty! No!" as said by Brennan Lee Mulligan. He is not in screenshot.ALT

green-grinning-glitter-ghosts:

do you ever watch a movie and it’s like. I’m too aro for this

perryfellow:

nondivisable:

I need to say something and I need y'all to be calm

if it isn’t actively bad or harmful, no representation should be called “too simple” or “too surface level”

I have a whole argument for this about the barbie movie but today I wanna talk about a show called “the babysitters club” on Netflix

(obligatory disclaimer that I watched only two episodes of this show so if it’s super problematic I’m sorry) (yes. I know it’s based on a book, this is about the show)

this is a silly 8+ show that my 9 year old sister is watching and it manages to tackle so many complex topics in such an easy way. basic premise is these 13 year old girls have a babysitting agency.

in one episode, a girl babysits this transfem kid. the approach is super simple, with the kid saying stuff like “oh no, those are my old boy clothes, these are my girl clothes”. they have to go to the doctor and everyone is calling the kid by her dead name and using he/him and this 13 year old snaps at like a group of doctors and they all listen to her. it’s pure fantasy and any person versed in trans theory would point out a bunch of mistakes.

but after watching this episode, my little sister started switching to my name instead of my dead name and intercalating he/him pronouns when talking about me.

one of the 13 years old is a diabetic and sometimes her whole personality is taken over by that. but she has this episode where she pushes herself to her limit and passes out and talks about being in a coma for a while because of not recognizing the limits of her disability.

and this allowed my 9 year old sister to understand me better when I say “I really want to play with you but right now my body physically can’t do that” (I’m disabled). she has even asked me why I’m pushing myself, why I’m not using my crutches when I complain about pain.

my mom is 50 years old and watching this show with my sister. she said the episode about the diabetic girl helped her understand me and my disability better. she grew up disabled as well, but she was taught to shut up and power through.

yes, silly simple representation can annoy you if you’ve read thousands of pages about queer liberation or disability radical thought, but sometimes things are not for you.

spectre-squared:

thegreenpea:

fuckyeahmineralogy:

val-ritz:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference 

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

@valtsv you’ve probably seen this post a million times already but every time you talk about angels’ halos, I imagine them to look like the on the right

communist-usa-real2:

the-official-goose-god:

thee0ne-with-rabies:

keysmashhhhhhhh:

silver-weasel:

agushadow:

do y'all also have mutuals whom you’re actually a fan of? like everytime u see them on your dash u just,,,,, “u go mutual that’s my mutual!!!!! i love u mutual!!!! i can’t even believe we’re mutuals i don’t deserve u!!!! keep being u mutual!!!”

image

Once again bringing back my DIY meme :)

LITERALLY ME :D

honestly same

*cough cough @thee0ne-with-rabies*

honestly basically half of the gimmicks that i’m mutuals with

Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

azmemedaddy:

gobodegoblin:

hoofpeet:

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you’re trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

You cant be in the closet theres a fucking prophecy. You have to kill the dragon.

whitepeopletwitter:

catchymemes:

communist-usa-real2:

the-fr-north-carolina-totally:

definitely-the-real-belgium:

How funny would it be if the winner of best American state isn’t even in America

Vote for me guys, i will eat the rich

vote for me and I’ll nuke Canada that would be way funnier

vote for me and it will be communist it would be even more funny than nuking canada

communist-usa-real2:

houston-official-lying-deactiva:

buffalony-official:

houston-official-lying-deactiva:

buffalony-official:

hey guys

guess what just happened

I’m guessing that the earth exploded

no, worse

oh my goodness. I’m so sorry

i’m so sorry

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Trying to sell handmade crafts in this economy is so. Like. Hey guys I know we’re all broke as fuck but do you want my silly little things. I’m very good at it. For the time it takes to make them + skill + materials it’s gonna be 30$ per silly little thing. But also shipping costs 12$ for reasons outside my control so it’s actually 42$ now. Sorry. No I really can’t charge less than that. Yeah I know. Ok. Bye

And this is for my things that are silly and little. I’m not even one of those people making, like, quilts and blankets and shit. Can we pour one out for the fiber artists making quilts and blankets and shit

I’m presenting a tiny crocheted bird to you. Putting it into the palm of your hand. This can be yours. For what seems like too much money but I promise it isn’t. We’ve all just really lost sight of fiber arts’ value with industrialization and outsourced sweatshop labor etc. This is actually the minimum I could ask for without fucking myself. I don’t like what this implies about mass produced items either. It’s really horrific. You can get an ethically sourced 42$ tiny crocheted bird though

Shortly after posting this I received an order for nearly 200$ worth of tiny crocheted birds this is the good luck post for people actually paying for your handmade crafts

germany-official:

beetledrink:

rercho:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

….where did people think ‘london bridge is falling down’ came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

America

Why

bebsi-cola:

one thing i wish ableds would remember is that, unfortunately disability doesn’t magically pause for holidays, special events, or celebrations. just because it happens only once a year or you saved up for it doesn’t mean that people are not disabled. the fact that a member of your group is disabled should have been included in the planning in the very first place because we can’t just wing it or push through.

happydragon:

New meme alert

This is one of my favorite pics from the Olympics. This and the surfer walking through the air

communist-usa-real2:

cannibalchicken:

thank you doraemon <333

my grandma was watching doraemon this morning

retroactivebakeries:

rongzhi:

Song: 爱江山更爱美人 - 李丽芬

English added by me :)

catchymemes:

memorycycle:

can i be 1 ft tall and standing in front of U

rebloggong a vent post is a little funny.'im sorry for your loss, my 20 followers will hear about this'

Hmm

Yes