August 2024

e-the-real-ethereality:

shubbler:

keenkryptonut:

evil-looking-advisor:

shubbler:

snailmusic:

shubbler:

kermit-sheisrisen:

starwarsheritageposts:

queen-marchesa:

slightlymello:

professionalcat:

motherfuckinghaunter:

cloudfreed:

honeynut-feeelios:

See you on the ice rebel scum

why isn’t his stick double sided

It’s got 130,000+ notes. No one has shopped it to have a double bladed hockey stick yet?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

1 minute in photoshop. Took longer to remember my imgur password than to edit it.

reblogging for the second picture

@obi-one-drop

star wars heritage post

@shubbler

girl you reblogged this from me

@shubbler

snail….

@shubbler

@shubbler

noooooooo

@shubbler

thatrandomlemononyourcounter1:

“You can’t make friends onli-” I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

atalana:

nemesis-is-my-middle-name:

that article going around abt firefox’s new ad program is annoying bc it’s phrased as though “mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!” when. that’s not what’s happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

summary for those lacking energy/means to read the linked page:

firefox is out here fighting the good fight guys. they’re the only browser that even slightly manages to stand up to chromium, but it’s a losing battle - spreading misinfo is just trying to sink the ship

atalana:

nemesis-is-my-middle-name:

that article going around abt firefox’s new ad program is annoying bc it’s phrased as though “mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!” when. that’s not what’s happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

summary for those lacking energy/means to read the linked page:

firefox is out here fighting the good fight guys. they’re the only browser that even slightly manages to stand up to chromium, but it’s a losing battle - spreading misinfo is just trying to sink the ship

atalana:

nemesis-is-my-middle-name:

that article going around abt firefox’s new ad program is annoying bc it’s phrased as though “mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!” when. that’s not what’s happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

summary for those lacking energy/means to read the linked page:

firefox is out here fighting the good fight guys. they’re the only browser that even slightly manages to stand up to chromium, but it’s a losing battle - spreading misinfo is just trying to sink the ship

galaxywarp:

galaxywarp:

been challenging myself lately to stop every now and then and look at the clouds. And ask myself what they look like. I think my imagination and creativity can be like a muscle. I think I can start using them again and building them again. That one looks like a giant worm boss monster. Clouds are cool.

some sort of fish creature for sure

e-the-real-etherealist:

fangs-4-fags:

fangs-4-fags:

water is so fucking good oh my god. water. WATER!!!!!! DRINK THAT SHITTTT

i watched an analog horror series like almost 2 years ago about a mind control parasite that enters your brain through the water and it made me really scared to drink any water for like three days but when i caved it was the best thing i ever drank and totally totally worth any evil mind control space worm parasites i might’ve picked up haha.

sounds like something an evil mind control parasite that enters your brain through the water would say

eridan-ampora:

narrator who’s terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as “unreadable”

aliceonsaturn:

I want to settle this once and for all

Dipping

Sauce all over

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e-the-real-etherealist:

danshi175:

e-the-real-etherealist:

danshi175:

I consider myself a person of outstanding intellect, however, there are some objects which, if they were placed under a box held up by a stick tied to a comically long string, well let’s just say id consider it

hey, I’m just going to put these here for a second, if that’s okay :)

🪤

📦

could you help me out?

So, come here often?

i-am-a-fish:

all-consuming-sand:

i-am-a-fish:

sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat

but but you are fish

a small goldfish against a transparent background, with little kitty cat legsALT

randomitemdrop:

chumbie:

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

xuroky:

Marcille never connected the dots

palant1r:

“hows the job search going”

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“there’s a steam sale on at the moment” oh no kidding dude. that’ll be perfect for your choo choo train.

witchstone:

decaying all by yourself sweetheart?

marlinspirkhall:

bundibird:

We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren’t from the land of capitalism.

American? or nah

yeah I’m American

I’m from one of several countries in the world that’s not America

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If we gerrymander this, we can outvote the Americans. Only reblog this if you’re not American. Reblog while they’re asleep.

aroace-wizard:

fellowshipofthenoodles:

fellowshipofthenoodles:

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

TOLKIEN IS A SNAKE. HES MY SNAKE. MY PET SNAKE. AUTHOR JOLKIEN ROLKIEN ROLKIEN TOLKIEN IS NOT BIRTHING AN EGG

Sureee

centers-for-disease-control:

trashdogpenultimate:

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

afloweroutofstone:

BREAKING: new Stan Kelly sicko just dropped

eikotheblue:

bralsra-deactivated20250108:

r5h:

linguisticparadox:

datasoong47:

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

the-haiku-bot:

catboybeebop:

sending this to all my followers and mutuals and friends you guys rock

sending this to all

my followers and mutuals

and friends you guys rock

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

hollowedskin:

needlekind:

paperjoshi:

michaelblume:

triviallytrue:

Last name politicians

  • Trump
  • DeSantis
  • Haley
  • Biden
  • Warren
  • Klobuchar

First name politicians

  • Kamala
  • Bernie
  • Pete
  • Hillary
  • Jeb

Middle initial politicians:

  • W

Jeb isn’t his first name to be clear. Those are his initials.

Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Jeb Bush: "John Ellis "Jeb" Bush (born February 11, 1953) is an American politician"ALT

HUH?????????????????????????????

They ATM Machined that man

raimi:

raimi:

raimi:

btw my favorite answer to the question “is water wet” is “how much of it is there?”

one molecule of water: not wet. it IS water, but it isn’t touching water so it isn’t wet.

two or more molecules of water: wet

this answer was carefully calibrated to piss off the maximum number of people possible

the-haiku-bot:

i-eat-worlds:

:

Image that makes you to go ‘wahoo’ and ‘yippee’!

[Image ID: the purple tumblr notes “mutuals” icon. /End ID]

[Image ID: the

purple tumblr notes “mutuals”

icon. /End ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

aziz-reads:

Thinking about the time my 7th grade math teacher called me ‘mediocre’ once so I wrote a short story about finding a lost child, letting her hide in the backyard, and burying her when she fell out of our tree and died.

I left it in a pile of make up work for her to find and she believed it enough to call the police and have them search for a dead body.


That is the day I consider my writing to have gone from “hobby” to “skill”.

small-witch-big-hat:

bicokun:

small-witch-big-hat:

hexmaniacmareen:

johnlockandthedoctorsblog:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

How don’t you

i mean isnt that just

logic

like powerful witch breaks into your party and is like “why wasnt i invited”

id immediately behead someone for supposedly forgetting to send a messenger then invite her to have my finest wines NOT INSULT HER TO HER FACE

They were worried she would do terrible things (to them, to Aurora, to the other guests…) if she were invited. Her nature kind of put them into an impossible position, where they risked catastrophe either way.


And then insulting her doused gasoline on everything.

Well, I like to think Maleficent was just going to give Aurora dragon powers.

Oh hell how can I get THAT kind of blessing

writing-prompt-s:

Cthulhu has risen and humanity is freaking out about it. It’s surprise to everyone when you walk up to the Elder God and say..

demilypyro:

hellsitegenetics:

demilypyro:

Why do you think your words can hurt me. I’m literally a hot girl with big boobs. I’ve already reached the pinnacle of existence

String identified:
t ca t . ’ ta a t g t g . ’ aa ac t ac tc

Closest match: Vibrio phage 1.187.O._10N.286.49.F1, partial genome
Common name: Vibrionaceae-infecting bacteriophage

(image source)

What in the world is going on here

the-frog-blog:

charl0ttan:

did you hear the temple of regret and missed opportunities was sealed shut forever yesterday

I should’ve gone when I had the chance….

foreveriallyzombified:

foreveriallyzombified:

i love normal guys who are somehow in insane queer online circles they’re like damn someone said something crazy at the office today i need to tell lilith, santiago and d0gpuk3 about this

makes me hopeful for a better world to see how many people relate to this. shout out to all these guys

maidthings:

eclipsen-smiles:

maidthings:

a-maid-up-guy:

maidthings:

a-maid-up-guy:

maidthings:

my favorite thing about the internet is that you can straight up make up a guy and if you keep posting about him long enough he’ll show up

hey is someone talking about me

speaking as your divine creator I think you should be a-maid-up-guy instead

your wish is my command

ccan you pput on a maid dress and do a little ttwirl next

Did…

Did you make a whole blog for this…

i cannot stress enough that I have no idea who this is

birdsagainsthumanity:

amtrak-official:

bisthefairy:

amtrak-official:

mapsontheweb:

Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

Okay so, it took me a second to remember that the Great Lakes fucking massive, and I couldn’t help imagining

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

Fish in the great lake being like


i-am-a-fish:

I want to be someone’s creature that they like looking at

trapny:

oh-look-car-horns:

nerrolane:

nerrolane:

she misunderstood

some people requested a meme template version, go nuts lmao

Well done team wrap it up

redavexat:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

anarchistmemecollective:

hasdrubal-gisco:

melonflavored:

Fuck i hate how funny he is

it’s not even warm

I once saw someone say that Trump would make an absolutely fantastic bitchy drag performer and now I get mad every time he speaks not just because of his bullshit, but because they’re right. He could’ve been so fucking good at it. He could’ve been legendary. This man oozes talent in that specific field and in no other.

gotmyyass2marz:

bowling-with-skulls:

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

spaceyshenanigans:

🎉🎉🎉

this puppygirl pissing me off.. where's the clicker

Seems it got lost between the couch cushions 🤔

megid0nt:

vergak:

vergak:

Cis men joke about how the arm they use to jerk off is stronger than the other and act like it’s just a dude thing when I damn well know the Hitachi magic wand weighs more than a dick

(tags stolen from @sepulchritude, thank u for ur insight !!)

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

“this userbase is aging” good

what makes you most excited when grocery shopping

perfect empty parking spot

new kind of fruit in the produce aisle

your favorite soup is on sale

checking out what those freaks at oreo have come up with

picking out your current soap scent

running into a friend who’s also shopping

your favorite seasonal flavored Thing is back!

you’ve got exact change/your total is a round number

getting out SO FAST!!!! (I have beat my mental self at a race heehee)

op I am a child

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genuinely love the people tagging this with their Thing they go wild for when restocked and also the sheer excitement on this post

bamsara:

Part 2 of the shitten shenanigans. Again nothing canon but funny to draw. Part 1 here.

I think its fun to imagine Leshy being a weird uncle, and Aym and Baal may not be related to Narinder but they’re basically his adopted kids so by default they get a little shitten sibling too

antia-pi:

It is what it is… It happens EVERYWHERE xD

kaikibus:

thinking if i stare at them for long enough i will finish drawing them (i am so close i am so close i am so close)

inkpoint:

chlover-my-shingles:

fluffylandshark:

thestoryofaslut:

escuerzoresucitado:

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

i opened tumblr and this is at the top of my dash, wtf are you trying to say to me tumblr deities?

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO


YIPPEEEEEEEEEE


DOPAMINE

chongoblog:

found one of those codes at the bottom of my fanta bottle cap so i put it into mycokerewards and they gave me access to a room where i could see the one living dodo bird

hometoursandotherstuff:

“Jonathan” is the oldest living terrestrial animal known in the world, born in 1832 and in 2024 he turned 192 years old.

He lived through the First and Second World Wars, the Russian Revolution, lived through seven British monarchs and 39 presidents of the United States.

taviamoth:

Irish MP: ‘I hope benjamin netanyahu burns in hell’

Irish Member of Parliament, Thomas Gould, became emotional over the death of children in Gaza following israel’s attacks on Rafah last weekend. 'I hope [israeli Prime Minister] benjamin netanyahu burns in hell in the same way those children burned’, he told Parliament.