Unfortunately that is not enough. We must also eat the ideas Microsoft propagated. Down with square windows. We must create circular applications.
Ew
You can’t handle the revolution.
The revolution doesnt need design tips that steve jobs stole from random startups
“A revolution in math is a full rotation, or a complete, 360-degree turn.”
This one does. Circular apps for all.
in geometry there is another shape which has an internal totaleasurment of 360 degrees. The square, because it has 4 right angles. Square apps built better
Oh please, what can you fit in an app’s corners anyway? We should sand them all off.
youll sand my app icons when im cold and dead
The future is now old man
No the future is tommorow. Now is the present
The present of circles
of course
Ill present your body to the pyre of squares
I will sacrifice you upon the altar of modern design
Unfortunately that is not enough. We must also eat the ideas Microsoft propagated. Down with square windows. We must create circular applications.
Ew
You can’t handle the revolution.
The revolution doesnt need design tips that steve jobs stole from random startups
“A revolution in math is a full rotation, or a complete, 360-degree turn.”
This one does. Circular apps for all.
in geometry there is another shape which has an internal totaleasurment of 360 degrees. The square, because it has 4 right angles. Square apps built better
Oh please, what can you fit in an app’s corners anyway? We should sand them all off.
“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons
Unfortunately that is not enough. We must also eat the ideas Microsoft propagated. Down with square windows. We must create circular applications.
Ew
You can’t handle the revolution.
The revolution doesnt need design tips that steve jobs stole from random startups
“A revolution in math is a full rotation, or a complete, 360-degree turn.”
This one does. Circular apps for all.
in geometry there is another shape which has an internal totaleasurment of 360 degrees. The square, because it has 4 right angles. Square apps built better
Oh please, what can you fit in an app’s corners anyway? We should sand them all off.
Mutual 2: (picture of sudoku) fucckkkkk i need her so baddd
Mutual 3: (most gorgeous artwork you’ve ever seen) just a quick doodle lol
Mutual 1: patrick where are my anti-psychotics
Mutual 4: (mass reblogging posts about a fandom you aren’t in and don’t understand)
Mutual 5: okay but the way that glimplinko in glippie’s googie goople is lowkey a misogynistic pig and the fandom never talks about it needs to be discussed
Mutual 6: (picture of spinkle from glippie’s googie goople) i need to impregnate him
Mutual 1: imsillyimsillyimsillyimsillyimsilly
Mutual 7: (reblogging the same post about the eroticism of the flesh until they hit the post limit)
Mutual 8: hey guys here’s a really cool piece of art that i spent hours making (12 notes)
Mutual 1: i need to be put down like a rabid dog
Mutual 9: (picture of a 60 year old man) i need him kneeling and whimpering
Mutual 10: if that man isn’t on the ground shaking and crying while covering in blood i don’t want him
Mutual 1: me when i take 17 benadryl and start seeing the hatman 😂
if someone told me their pronouns were attack/helicopter I would just use them
if attack’s serious then attack’s probably the funniest person on earth. if not then attack’ll have to tell you attacks actual pronouns. there’s no losing
Pardon me friend, but I do believe you have misconjugated this particular set of pronouns in your penultimate sentence. In most cases, the slash between words indicates a nominative vs oblique case (cf he/him).
Now, giving only two versions of the pronoun does make it difficult to extrapolate the possessive form (cf he/him/his, which gives us nominative/dative and accusative/possessive). However, lacking any other information, let us assume that attack/helicopter declines similarly to the pronoun “she,” which has but two forms, plus a possessive adjective formed by adding -s to the oblique form. To whit:
Attack = nominative (cf “she”)
Helicopter = oblique cases (cf “her”)
Helicopters = possessive adjective (cf “hers”)
Thus, your penultimate sentence would properly read “If not, then attack’ll have to tell you helicopters actual pronouns.”
Attack will appreciate you getting helicopters pronouns right
I should really start signing my art but it’s so funny seeing it out in the wild and seeing people question its origins
Just the other day I saw on Pinterest my sans x reigen art right up there beside one of my Jesus paintings and somehow the comments were similar in vibe
“who is drawing Jesus with minecraft sheep???” ME. I am
For everyone in the notes asking about Jesus and the Minecraft sheep
Actually, with a sample size of 23, assuming they were selected with minimal bias, this is pretty significant evidence that micro plastics are common in human testicles.
23 is a bit low(you want 30+ for a really good sample) but *every one* has micro plastics.
Obviously, the claim that there are micro plastics in all human testicles is a dubious claim but the likelihood of getting a sample of 23 where every single person has microplastics if, for example, half the Population has micro plastics is 1 in 8,388,609.
thank you for being the one person in the reblogs with an understanding of statistics
just gonna share these tags too prev because they’re also good
Unfortunately that is not enough. We must also eat the ideas Microsoft propagated. Down with square windows. We must create circular applications.
Ew
You can’t handle the revolution.
The revolution doesnt need design tips that steve jobs stole from random startups
“A revolution in math is a full rotation, or a complete, 360-degree turn.”
This one does. Circular apps for all.
in geometry there is another shape which has an internal totaleasurment of 360 degrees. The square, because it has 4 right angles. Square apps built better
Oh please, what can you fit in an app’s corners anyway? We should sand them all off.
if there are any witches or wizards reading this and if it isn’t too much trouble can you please send a spell at me? it can be any spell you want but please send kind spells, life is hard enough as is
i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep
i LOVE the idea of “i can’t win, but you can lose” in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.
Honestly, I love the idea of a vampire who only drinks blood taken from blood banks and hospitals, because it so beautifully encompasses someone who’s more concerned with the vibes of something than the actual impact of it.
Drinking from someone on the street, barring some other condition they may have, isn’t likely to kill them unless you gorge yourself. Taking blood packs? There’s always a shortage of blood, and having even less of it runs the very real risk of getting someone killed in a way that is wholly out of your control once you’ve sipped on that blood. Someone you can’t assure the innocence or guilt of, if you’re the type of person who cares about that.
Despite that, in popular stuff, I often see discussions of drinking from a blood bank being somehow better or preferable, and yeah. No. The only thing it does is make you feel better while doing more harm, because of that degree of removal. You’re effectively drinking blood from someone on the cusp of hypovolemic shock, but since it’s not straight from the tap, some people seem to think it’s better.
“amab genitalia” doesn’t mean anything. There are intersex amabs with genitalia different from most perisex cis men’s. there are transfeminine amabs who’ve gotten surgery which makes their genitalia different from most cis men’s. if you mean “having a dick”, or perisex cis male genitalia, then say that
Edit: and even “perisex cis male” doesn’t narrow it down! It’s rare, but they can also have genitalia that doesn’t conform to your expectations. Penis, scrotum, vagina, vulva and etc. are not bad words!
*thru tears* what if… i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn’t cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you’d go “oh no!!” and you’d pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed
Yall gotta stop stealing. Not for any specific objective moral reason but because you fucking suck at it
Me (contract security): Hello ma'am
Lady: Oh hello sweetheart how are you :D
Me: I’m doing great, thank you. Hey would you mind kindly taking that waffle iron out of your purse
Lady: How dare you. What the hell are you on about. I’ve never stolen a damn thing in my whole entire life
Me:
Me: Na'am my buddy two towns over called me about you an hour ago and texted me your license plate. We’re in direct view of six live feed CCTV cameras and the box is sticking out under your armpit
Me: I’m not gonna do anything if you walk out but the owner saw you nab it while he was stocking shelves and if he calls the cops I won’t be allowed to go home until I write a three page detailed report about it
Me: I’m fifteen minutes from shift change
Me: Please let me go home
Me: Kid PLEASE
Teenager (like 14-15): I don’t have anything
Me: I know you do. YOU know you do. This is not my first day on the job and you are not the best liar I’ve met. PLEASE put our toilet paper dispenser back
Teenager: Or what? You’ll call the cops?
Me:
Me: Kid your last name is printed on the ass of your volleyball pants and the nearest highschool rang for dismissal 20 minutes ago I’ll fuckin doxx you on fortnite
Me: I’m sorry sir I can’t let you in, the owner says you’re banned for stealing $500 in pork loin
Guy: I needed food!
Me:
Me: I understand, things are tight for me too. But if you’re short on groceries we actually have a lot of great free meal programs around town- my friend actually goes to this one on main street every day before work and she says it’s helped a lot.
Me: Would you like a resource guide? It’ll tell you what time the food pantry is open and how to access other free and reduced things you might need. Have you applied at the food bank?
Guy: Jesus Christ no, I’m not some freeloading bum
Me:
Me: Sir I don’t think I can help you
Me: Sir you have tattoos on your face just put the air fryer back and go
Edit: ITS CAUSE THEYRE MEMORABLE IDENTIFIABLE FEATURES AND IF SOMEONE SEES YOU DOING SKETCHY SHIT YOURE FUCKED TGERE WILL BE POPO AT YOUR RESIDENCE IN MINUTES
ITS NOT PROFILING TO TELL A GUY WHO’S STEALING THAT HES GOT A NAME TAG ON
i <3 waking up dehydrated as fuck and gulping down a glass of water and watching my complexion go from “shrinkwrapped ice mummy” to “living dead girl” in real time
We really do owe the Moon a lot. I mean, she’s HUGE compared to the sorts of moons a planet like ours usually gets. A planet our size can usually expect a couple of decent asteroid captures, but nothing like her. And because she’s so big, ¼ of our mass, her gravity deflects so much space crap from coming near us. She’s like a big, burly knight with a big shield. I like her.
It’s always so weird finding myself in a post with a ton of notes.
One of the key reasons I prefer ThinkPads is that the little TrackPoint ClitMouse is one of the only pointing methods I’d still be able to use if I was shrunken down to legoman size. Trackpads, mice, touch screens, styluses? No way, not if you’re tiny. But that little red joystick? I figure I could manage it.
And part of my brain has been asking the question of “how could I use this thing if I got shranked all tiny?” since 1989, when I saw Honey, I Shrunk The Kids.
