August 2024

same-pic-rick-roll:

anonymous-artist2:

cheatsykoopa98:

me when I saw @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday in my inbox (I reblogged “What the sneef? I’m snorfin’ here!” like 30 times)

Yes.

You reblogged it many times.

Thats why I took notice.

:3

charlottan:

charlottan:

pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

wafans-blog:

idontmindifuforgetme:

idontmindifuforgetme:

idontmindifuforgetme:

going to put this very bluntly - please both donate to and reblog mohammad and shaima’s fundraiser. they are stuck in khan younis. we all know that the hospitals in khan younis are not functioning right now, because israel deliberately targeted and destroyed them. salma, wafaa’s niece who is a puny 5 years old, was turned away by medical aid in gaza, because they had nothing left. she is now suffering from rashes and an intestinal infection. she is five years old. she is five years old, suffering from rashes and an infection. she cried on her birthday. please donate and reblog. please don’t ignore this because you think someone else is bound to donate. everyone is thinking that and passing this fundraiser without giving it a second glance. these children are suffering. please donate however much you can and reblog.

actually disappointed that the wonderful people keeping tabs on these fundraisers have to come up with new ways every day to keep privileged tumblr users interested in donating. it’s embarrassing - especially when you take into account how people are quick to donate to ao3 or their shitty show. most of you can afford to spare a few dollars, but you don’t! you would donate to an ao3 kickstarter, but never to a palestinian fundraiser where actual children are suffering! disgusting! i’m sick of it! please donate and reblog!!!!!!

tag list - literally every single person on here lol. this should not be beyond someone’s interest because “ohhh i hate when my blog gets political” you are literally embarrassing yourself AND giving me secondhand embarrassment simultaneously. please stop. the goal is to get this fundraiser to 23.5k by the end of the day. please donate and reblog. every dollar is needed because too many people on here are too proud of being selfish.

How happy I am that everyone is trying to save my family. Please don’t give up on my family and support them until the end. They need every one of you able to participate. And those who are able to donate, you are all saving vulnerable and innocent lives, people who are apparently exhausted. Their faces showed weakness and pain, children killed by hunger and exhausted by disease. I ask you and appeal to everyone who is able to donate. You are their hope. I strongly ask you to advance their campaign to the path of salvation

how does cookie clicker handle big numbers?

orteil42:

we shove everything into a regular var and whatever happens to the mantissa is between your computer and god

la-mancha-screwjob:

human-south-of-north-pole:

eethend:

catgirldelinquent-deactivated20:

sonicdjam:

FUCK

-1 notesALT

theconcealedweapon:

liberalsarecool:

The solution to homelessness is housing.

“We can’t help homeless people. That costs money. Instead, we’ll spend even more money to make them suffer more.”

thekeif:

only-cat-memes:

newsfrom-theworld:

5 things you need to know about the genocide in the DRC


Free Congo

norulesnobras:

tyler-blogs:

girlmariano:

highschoolhottie:

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

myonlyphenomenon:

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something.

Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

girlnephew:

thescrump:

twinklelittlestar:

astoriachef:

As someone who lives in a country that faced a 20 years dictatorship ~courtesy of the USA~ when someone threatens dictatorship you best believe them.

And if you don’t know what that means, in general lines: you won’t be able to vote, you won’t to be able to exercise the right of free speech especially when it comes to the government, music, art and literature may be banned especially when they are critical towards the government, people may be exiled or killed and they will make it look like suicide or an accident or straight up own up to it.

So do yourself a favor and vote. Brazil has dealt with multiple dictatorships (one of which was military) and I can guarantee you don’t want to know what that’s like.

vote. please. protect this country.

fabro-de-omres:

Do you know who prev’s icon is?

Yes

No

I recognize them but I don’t know their name

Baldness option

See Results

pissvortex:

evil wizard how do i use tumblr im new

evilwizard:

believe everything you see unless you disagree with it; in that case, misinterpret it in a way that no logical person could have predicted and accuse the op of being a fascist. this applies double to children’s cartoons. good luck 💖✨

paper-mario-wiki:

i think that tumblr should let you annotate your posts like Genius does with song lyrics to help dissuade people who are always looking for statements to take in bad faith so they can start an argument for no good reason.

“Trans girls, try not to shave your face every day! Razors can leave behind micro cuts that will scar and get worse if not given time to heal.”
^
In this section, Scout gives advice based on research and personal experience about how sometimes people will forego their own health and wellness in striving towards an aesthetic goal, potentially unknowingly. It can be surmised by looking at Scout’s posting history that she is pro-trans-safety, so it is unlikely that this is a reckless attempt to trick trans women into getting murdered by means of a hypothetical belligerent transphobe who would see someone wearing makeup with a 5 o’ clock shadow and fly into a killing rage. If a trans woman were in an environment where that situation may be arise, and she lives in such a way where she must necessarily enter into that environment every day, we can extrapolate that Scout likely wouldn’t expect her to follow this advice.

cherubchoirs:

some cleaned up fallen gabe doodles….trading in wings for claws is. an adjustment

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

my favorite emoji is a combination of the Fuck emoji and the paramecium emoji resulting in a furious paramecium which i named FUCKparamecium and it embodies an emotion i feel 94% of the time

this is me

[ID: a microbe emoji with an angry swearing face.]

renthony:

renthony:

The term “filler episode” is blatantly misused in fandom spaces and it’s really goddamn annoying.

In the book “Manga and Anime Go to Hollywood: The Amazing Rapidly Evolving Relationship Between Hollywood and Japanese Animation, Manga, Television, and Film,” by Northrop Davis, Davis explains the that concept of a “filler episode” in animation comes to us from anime adaptations of manga. Anime is frequently produced at a faster rate than manga, which means that anime adaptations of manga often have to come up with their own “filler” stories to slow down the pacing of the main narrative, because the manga isn’t finished yet.

“Filler” does not mean “low-stakes episode that doesn’t progress the main plot.” Filler does not mean “character moments that you did not like.” “Filler” does not mean “anything that isn’t breakneck-paced main plot.”

It’s a specific term and you are misusing it.

[ID: A screenshot from Futurama showing a scene where Morbo looks at the news camera and yells, “Windmills do not work that way! Good night!” The subtitle has been crudely edited to say, “Filler episodes do not work that way! Good night!” End ID.]

the-malevolent-platypus:

badlich:

bruntalism:

this post is like kinda normal and then BANG.

necronatural:

Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I’ve been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

kosmogrl:

summer fruits save me, save me summer fruits

mods, forcefem this guy

HUH??

Noooooo-

land-of-brains-and-chocolate:

radio-silents:

radio-silents:

are you nasty

PUT THIS ONE UP ON THE FRIDGE, MOM

i think it’s worth noting that this was like. the one and only time i’m aware of where this man interacted with the fandom in any capacity. the one thing that made him feel the need to speak up. expressing ambiguous approval of symbiote sunglasses and/or eddie in “are you nasty” booty shorts was important enough for him to go public with his feelings and nothing else came close

hey i remember before you became part of the regretevator team you had an oc of this like freaked-out bunny shopper dude with a headband or something, what was their name again

beachsideufo:

oh!! yay i get to talk about him! that’s Parsley Bunkle!!! heres his current design, he loves his wife and hes a father of 4!, works as a manager at some minigolf place near by! in his freetime he builds with legos in his basement

his current where-a-bouts are unknown

willowcrowned:

caper. pickle. english is a beautiful language. so many sandwich toppings that are also detective words

rvexillology:

the pride flag but with 80s Apple logo colors

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk

Top comment: honestly i like it

clonekisser:

reading about serial killers for the historical value but shaking my head the whole time so people know I disagree with internet true crime culture

roach-works:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

everyone who translates chinese snark for me to enjoy should get a medal for their invaluable service

tpwrtrmnky:

So anyway, and this isn’t aimed at anyone in particular, here’s why I will always say no to whether there are pills that make you white

[ID:Three panel comic.

Panel 1: A crudely drawn green stick figure is having a conversation with a blank space.

Blank space: “Yeah so I’m on pills that make you white”

Green: “Oh no. Please no.”

White: “What? You’ve got something against white people?”

Green: “Are you hearing yourself? Do you think about the real-life connotations of what you’re saying outside this metaphor at all?”

Panel 2: Same as above.

White: “This is cop behaviour, you know. I can be any colour I want, white people are discriminated against just as much as every other colour.”

Green: “You’re still doing it. You keep doing it. I can’t believe you’re still doing it.”

White: “Can’t you just suspend disbelief and engage with the in-universe idea that I am white in a way unrelated to-”

Green, shouting: “No. Do you hear yourself?”

Panel 3:

White: “You’re acting like I haven’t thought about real life connotations but clearly white people are being made invisible in these discussions and-”

Green: “You have to be doing it on purpose. Holy shit. This is not a good way to talk about visibility. Please.”

End ID.]

this isn’t canon, by the way.

roach-works:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

everyone who translates chinese snark for me to enjoy should get a medal for their invaluable service

pilot-posting:

goddesses holiest creation is trans women who want nothing more than to be told to get on their knees and service.

amvs:

squareallworthy:

amvs:

walkietalkiesaki:

amvs:

amvs:

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it’s *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it’s strong, nontoxic, won’t corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called “osseointegration” and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

zvaigzdelasas:

Obviously we know that Russia is trying to get trump elected obviously and we know Iran is trying to get kamala elected and we know Iran is paying students to protest against biden to get trump elected and we know China is using tiktok to get trump elected and we know that China is using tiktok to stop trump from being elected and we know north korea is tr-

zannolin:

shirt that says IF YOU LIKE ME YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EXPLICITLY. the back says I AM IMMUNE TO SOCIAL CUES.

tpwrtrmnky:

[ID: Spongebob fish meme.

Top text: Wait you actually think gender assigned at birth is a one-to-one reflection of biological sex?

Bottom text: I thought we were all aware that birth gender assignment is a fundamentally social and legal process that imposes a normative view of sex onto the individual and punishes those who don’t fit into those norms

End ID]

fxdizzyie:

theres-a-body-here:

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

“Baby, what’s wrong,” he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

I had to draw it HELP

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

riceoatswheatgrain:

bemusedlybespectacled:

batsarebetterthanpeople:

catmask:

catmask:

BRO?

Reblog if you’re self indulgent and perverted lmao

fellas is it perverted to think happy thoughts

“the person doing it is doing so just because it makes them feel good” that tends to be the reason why most people do most things in their free time yeah

what are your pronoun...

If you want

You can use he/him

But I prefer to not present myself with gender when on the internet

xenosagaepisodeone:

artists being radicalized against incredibly beneficial technology like analytical ai simply because it has “ai” in the title will have no terrible ramifications I’m sure

konpeito-water:

You should NEVER tell ANYONE to hurt themself, I don’t CARE how bad you think they are! DON’T DO THAT! DON’T NORMALISE THAT! THAT IS NOT NORMAL!

konpeito-water:

You should NEVER tell ANYONE to hurt themself, I don’t CARE how bad you think they are! DON’T DO THAT! DON’T NORMALISE THAT! THAT IS NOT NORMAL!

konpeito-water:

You should NEVER tell ANYONE to hurt themself, I don’t CARE how bad you think they are! DON’T DO THAT! DON’T NORMALISE THAT! THAT IS NOT NORMAL!

shigure:

lotta people seem to think the issue with the salem witch trials was that witchcraft is bullshit and not that mob justice is unreliable, inhumane, and fosters widespread paranoia and compulsion rather than protecting literally anyone from harm

folly-of-alexandria:

I say this as a black trans woman.

The same way there are liberals whom get offended at the idea they could hold racial biases because they “don’t see race”

There are queers who get offended at the idea that they could possibly contribute to Transmisogyny because “gender isn’t real.”

Like yeah, in an ideal world none of those things would matter, but the fact of the matter is that society is racist and transphobic, with a particular hatred of black people and trans women.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when he says “warm touching warm… reaching out… touching me, touching you” in sweet caroline. that’s some shit koko the gorilla would say in sign language

shigure:

lotta people seem to think the issue with the salem witch trials was that witchcraft is bullshit and not that mob justice is unreliable, inhumane, and fosters widespread paranoia and compulsion rather than protecting literally anyone from harm

shigure:

lotta people seem to think the issue with the salem witch trials was that witchcraft is bullshit and not that mob justice is unreliable, inhumane, and fosters widespread paranoia and compulsion rather than protecting literally anyone from harm

craznya:

👁️👏👏👏

redfemmayy:

it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact: