frogofalltime:

etherealspacejelly:

etherealspacejelly:

why is it so hard to do anything. all i needed to do today was do laundry and go 3 minutes up the road to the shop to get cereal

i did my laundry, hung it up, wanted to go to the shop but i Couldn’t Go

i had to sit down

is this an adhd thing or do i have a chronic illness i dont know about

oh hey. remember this post from 3 days ago??? yeah turns out i have chronic pain and walking or even standing for a while hurts. thats why its so hard to do anything. plus autism and adhd on top of that. i probably couldnt go to the shops because i was in pain but im always in pain so i didnt really notice. wow.

this is why nobody in the world is truly lazy they’re all just dealing with extra heavy burdens that make it hard to do things

melled42:

dogiperson:

That’s exactly how it was in the game I swear

i made a worse version of this joke as a cool down doodle. i’m sorry you inspired it.

aro-manita-muscaria:

aro-manita-muscaria:

need this on a t shirt

yes.

incorrect-hs-quotes:

ectoBiologist: i love being a popular tumblr user so i can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts.

clubsDeuce: thanks boss!

turntechGodhead: you babybird me notes into my mouth

ectoBiologist: let’s go team hey wait what was that last one.

cvri1324:

Then you saved me..

the process!!

cryptotheism:

quasi-normalcy:

“You say that psychic powers aren’t real. But then why did the CIA invest millions of dollars in parapsychological research during the Cold War?” I don’t know how to tell you this, but the CIA are dumb.

If I could charge my boss to take MDMA during work hours I would do it in a heartbeat.

creampunkwizard:

neilnevins:

help-mywife:

Help; my wife is making our wedding footage into a youtube poop

Reverend: you may now (Ganon voice) DIE

speak now or forever hold your PEE-PEE

miggylol:

miggylol:

I do love Tumblr’s isolation from some topics, but we’re tragically missing out on the JD Vance couchfucking saga

OKAY I’LL SUMMARIZE

So JD Vance is Trump’s veep pick to replace Mike Pence (who made the fatal GOP error of following the constitution on J6 2020 and not announcing Trump as eternal godking)

Overall, Vance’s rollout since the GOP convention has been

not

great

Now, some important context is that a bunch of extremely sexist and off-putting video has surfaced from previous campaigns, podcasts, etc. For example:

In a 2021 appearance on Tucker Carlson’s former Fox News show, Vance, who was then a candidate for the Ohio Senate, told Carlson that the United States was being run by “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.”

This generated a lot of outrage, as you’d expect, and the current peak result of this quote is major news outlets talking about Jennifer Aniston calling him heartless. Vance’s other quotes are driving a lot of news stories, they can be looked up, yadda yadda, but they’re not really part of this particular saga.

No, what’s really captured people’s attention about Vance is this one tweet that someone dashed off:

Damn, it even has page numbers cited! It must be legit, right?

No. It’s totally made up. But people wanted to believe, and boy, did they run with it. A sample:

Snopes chimed in with a factcheck on whether that text was in Vance’s book, and no, it was not.

The Associated Press tried to do the same, but there’s one problem: they phrased their headline a little differently.

And people pointed out that while you can objectively verify whether certain text is contained inside a book, you can’t actually verify that Vance has never had sex with a couch! Whether for the AP realizing that they’d posted an unverifiable “factcheck” headline, or for an editor going “why the fuck did you write that in the first place,” this soon happened:

Which means that if you try to visit the article saying that no, Vance didn’t fuck a couch, you see this:

As many people immediately realized: it’s funny to have the AP run its initial headline; it’s fucking hilarious for them to pull the factcheck after its publication. The collective hilarity surged even higher.

So. Where things are by July 25th:

So yeah.

Vance’s rollout has had some issues.

thefloatingstone:

beggars-opera:

somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

i can tell i’m sleep deprived bc i just made myself cry about tutankhamun and i have, like, negative interest in the kid

have now made the rest of the discord cry about this little boy who had multi-coloured ducks sewn onto a tunic that he loved so much he wore it to a Very Important Event because he was EIGHT and have you SEEN my DUCKS

sorry no i’m not done i’m gonna make you all cry some more i’m bringing you down with me

there was once a little boy.

he is born disabled. his body hurts, and he can’t walk properly the way the other children do. he doesn’t understand why. he’s a little boy. but he plays with wooden boats and pulls toys on a string.

somebody makes him a tunic. they sew ducks onto it in red and green and yellow and blue. the bright colours of a child.

the little boy is eight years old, and he’s going to be king now. there’s a big ceremony about it. he doesn’t really fully understand what’s going on, because he’s eight, but he wears the tunic with the brightly coloured ducks for the occasion because he loves it. look at his ducks! aren’t they great?

he is a child. the adults around him manipulate and coax him to gain more power for themselves. he still plays with toys.

as a teenager, not yet an adult, he fathers children. they do not survive. he’s not even old enough to have full agency in his job and is still being manipulated, but he had babies and they died.

he does not make it to his twenties. at eighteen or nineteen years old he dies, and is buried. his babies, so tiny, are buried with him.

and so is his tunic with the little ducks that he loved so much he kept it long after it no longer fit.

there was once a little boy.

yeah i think that like. especially with historical figures in your mind people who were kings and queens or important nobles were adults. even if you know how old they were it doesn’t really click. it doesn’t seem real

but then you get something like a little tunic with brightly coloured ducks on it and it hits you like a fucking truck that this really was a little kid and no matter how far removed you are a little kid is still a little kid. their brains didn’t develop any quicker back then. he was just as developed/mature mentally as any 8 year old now. he had cartoonish animals on his clothes and he played with toy boats and probably terrorised the local cat population.

tutankhamun was a child and he didn’t make it to adulthood because he was unfortunate enough to be a very important child

his dad died when he was 8. he saw his own babies die when he was still just a boy himself.

but he had brightly coloured little ducks on his favourite shirt, and he kept it.

and he did not just keep the duckie shirt either

tutankhamun had a little pair of sandals with ducks on them. he had earrings decorated with ducks. he kept those, and other items of childhood clothing. some toys. keepsakes. things he loved, and treasured. he kept them all in a little wooden chest. the chest… was carved with ducks.

and that little duck chest, filled with things he kept from his childhood, was buried with him. maybe he was keeping them for the little babies who did not make it. maybe they just reminded him of good days and fun times.

but he was a little boy who thought ducks were just the best

WITH PLEASURE

(greyscale makes it hard but the duck head is on the right above the toe strap. always takes me a while to find it too)

King Tut was treated horrible as well because his father, Akhenaten, had been the Pharaoh to try and completely change the religious and cultural structure of Egypt which had been stagnating for a few hundred years. He moved the Capital away from Thebes, he rewrote the Egyptian religion under a singular god named Aten, which took a LOT of political power away from the religious priests. His wife was Nefertiti. Tutankhamun had a different name when he was born, Amenhotep.

We don’t know for sure how Akhenaten died, whether it was poor health or assassination, but Nefertiti died very soon after and disappears from all records. Tutankhamun is renamed with a more traditional name.

All of Akhenaten’s statues, temples, and murals are attempted to be destroyed as much as possible. The religion of Aten is scrubbed as much as possible. Power is wrestled back into the hands of the old priests where it used to be before Akhenaten tried to implement changes. Everyone tries to make things back the way they were before so they can once more control Egypt the way they used to. SO that they can have back that power.

8 year old Tutankhamun is made Pharaoh.

medici-official:

localairport:

gimmick-blog-bracket:

Which blog deserves to move forward in this competition the most?

facts-i-just-made-up

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By process of emimination this confirms that all localairport facts are 100% not made up.

You may now cite localairport in your phds.

Also boarding just closed on flight 337. Sorry we forgot to announce it’s opening.

VOTE LOCAL AIRPORT!

razzafrazzle:

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

systemdeez:

systemdeez:

systemdeez:

Thigh highs and ripped jeans so you can see the thigh highs underneath a bit. Is this anything?

A thousand notes and I go to my C# class like this.

The thigh highs get here on the 26th, my first C# class after that is on February 1st.

gaysexofficial:

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

dumbtrannybitch:

dumbtrannybitch:

I don’t really care who is dom or sub, I just need you inside me

me typo8ng my posts is just fucking tursday around here

thegeniusidiotnstickmerchant3728:

My pronouns are only in the nominative, because I should always be the subject.

lightthewaybackhome:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

I might need a sheep. Just saying.

A woman bought a sculpture at Goodwill for $34.99. It actually was a missing ancient Roman bust.

comradebacterium:

archaeologicalnews:

An ancient Roman bust from around the first century that had been missing for decades has finally made its way into the San Antonio Museum of Art, and all it took was for one artist to buy it from a Texas Goodwill for under $40.

In 2018, art collector Laura Young was shopping at a Goodwill store in Austin, Texas when she stumbled upon a sculpture on the floor beneath a table, according to the San Antonio Museum of Art. Someone that looks for undervalued or rare art pieces, Young told The Art Newspaper she bought the piece for $34.99, and a picture of it after she bought it shows it buckled up in her car with a price tag on its cheek.

After buying the bust, Young noticed it looked very old and worn, so she wanted to find out when and where it came from. Read more.

why would this article leave out the best part she named the bust after dennis reynolds from iasip

martinshepart:

Tried out aseprite for the first time, it’ll be animated eventually but for now it’s just the one frame

martinshepart:

I drwe a kbity cat

martinshepart:

ALT

Got bored and did some pixel art for the first time in a while

martinshepart:

ALT

Finished ref sheet commission for a friend of mine

martinshepart:

ALT

Commission for known silly kitty @psychuan

martinshepart:

ALT

A vent piece I’ve just finished

martinshepart:

Request finished!

Kuri! 100% guarantee it will not* steal any of your personal information

martinshep:

Another finished commission

scarecade:

larachnae:

that fucking chrome dinosaur

humancosplay:

Ah yes, the Olympics going again to show us how transphobia, intersexism and racism walk hand in hand. What a lovely throuple

koscheiisms:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

mm fulled of eggs

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

koscheiisms:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

mm fulled of eggs

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

everythingfox:

The engine is starting

itisiives:

Losing my whole ass mind over this

c00lkldd:

It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK

creepichan:

Don’t forget to vote this year!

Man. These voting posters get crazier every year

Version without point scatter under the cut

Keep reading

toad-licker:

thememedaddy:

kreepysheepspider:

viralfrog:

catchymemes:

yenikabrown:

thinking abaot the girl in saw in the delhi

spectre-squared:

thegreenpea:

fuckyeahmineralogy:

val-ritz:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference 

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

@valtsv you’ve probably seen this post a million times already but every time you talk about angels’ halos, I imagine them to look like the on the right

communist-usa-real2:

the-official-goose-god:

thee0ne-with-rabies:

keysmashhhhhhhh:

silver-weasel:

agushadow:

do y'all also have mutuals whom you’re actually a fan of? like everytime u see them on your dash u just,,,,, “u go mutual that’s my mutual!!!!! i love u mutual!!!! i can’t even believe we’re mutuals i don’t deserve u!!!! keep being u mutual!!!”

Once again bringing back my DIY meme :)

LITERALLY ME :D

honestly same

*cough cough @thee0ne-with-rabies*

honestly basically half of the gimmicks that i’m mutuals with

Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

azmemedaddy:

gobodegoblin:

hoofpeet:

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you’re trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

You cant be in the closet theres a fucking prophecy. You have to kill the dragon.

whitepeopletwitter:

catchymemes:

communist-usa-real2:

the-fr-north-carolina-totally:

definitely-the-real-belgium:

How funny would it be if the winner of best American state isn’t even in America

Vote for me guys, i will eat the rich

vote for me and I’ll nuke Canada that would be way funnier

vote for me and it will be communist it would be even more funny than nuking canada