nekogirltwink:

dont trust how you feel about yourself when youre not clean shaven

the-frog-blog:

charl0ttan:

did you hear the temple of regret and missed opportunities was sealed shut forever yesterday

I should’ve gone when I had the chance….

foreveriallyzombified:

foreveriallyzombified:

i love normal guys who are somehow in insane queer online circles they’re like damn someone said something crazy at the office today i need to tell lilith, santiago and d0gpuk3 about this

makes me hopeful for a better world to see how many people relate to this. shout out to all these guys

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

getting kritzed right as you run out of ammo

excellent 2016 vintage, fine aged with fewer than 300 notes, and just in time for the TF2 revitalization of 2024.

maidthings:

eclipsen-smiles:

maidthings:

a-maid-up-guy:

maidthings:

a-maid-up-guy:

maidthings:

my favorite thing about the internet is that you can straight up make up a guy and if you keep posting about him long enough he’ll show up

hey is someone talking about me

speaking as your divine creator I think you should be a-maid-up-guy instead

your wish is my command

ccan you pput on a maid dress and do a little ttwirl next

Did…

Did you make a whole blog for this…

i cannot stress enough that I have no idea who this is

bungerc0re:

bungerc0re:

you can literally go to a location to eat soup. they don’t tell you this

nice bowl of miso here

professionalchaoticdumbass:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

ALT

you come onto my post and be funnier than me

redavexat:

i-am-a-fish:

I want to be someone’s creature that they like looking at

gotmyyass2marz:

bowling-with-skulls:

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

derinthescarletpescatarian:

anarchistmemecollective:

hasdrubal-gisco:

melonflavored:

Fuck i hate how funny he is

it’s not even warm

I once saw someone say that Trump would make an absolutely fantastic bitchy drag performer and now I get mad every time he speaks not just because of his bullshit, but because they’re right. He could’ve been so fucking good at it. He could’ve been legendary. This man oozes talent in that specific field and in no other.

maybeasunflower:

enki2:

spaceyshenanigans:

🎉🎉🎉

Google loses massive antitrust lawsuit over its search dominance | CNN Business

linguisticparadox:

elodieunderglass:

cogentranting:

cherishablematerial-deactivated:

cherishablematerial-deactivated:

cherishablematerial-deactivated:

corvidayyy:

cherishablematerial-deactivated:

corvidayyy:

cherishablematerial-deactivated:

corvidayyy:

cherishablematerial-deactivated:

corvidayyy:

cherishablematerial-deactivated:

corvidayyy:

cherishablematerial-deactivated:

corvidayyy:

cherishablematerial-deactivated:

you’re laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you’re laughing

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

I have an answer to that one too

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

Born without a groove 😔

oranaro-deactivated20241016:

Some wise words from the masterminds behind undertale and deltarune

catchymemes:

the-real-catholic-church:

god-offical:

god-offical:

favoritesticle:

lyingfigure:

combatyoyo:

ratcoded:

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

was??

😧😦

me after bottom surgery

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS

God is trans!!!! :DDD

transhuman-priestess:

transhuman-priestess:

transhuman-priestess:

transhuman-priestess:

you know how you can go and watch a movie you watched a bunch as a kid and the version of a song in it is different? like they actually changed it since you were a kid? that isn’t normal. we didn’t do that until like, the last ten years. it’s fucked up.

This is a post about how the Extra-Special-Super-Limited-Collector’s-Wet-Dream versions of Neon Genesis Evangelion that cost $250 on ebay don’t have “Fly Me to the Moon” in the credits even on the ADV dub.

i know I’m playing this off as me being pedantic but i really shouldn’t.

Up til about the last 10 years it was widely understood that if you licensed a song to be used in a film or a video game or a television show that that song would be in that film or video game or television show in perpetuity.

Then, about a decade ago, things started changing. I don’t know the exact point in time it changed, but the first time i became aware of it was around 2017 or ‘18 when some video game, i think it was Grand Theft Auto IV, got a big patch that did exactly one thing and that was remove a bunch of songs that had been in the game because the licensing expired.

And I remember being angered by that but going “oh well, that’s video games, right?”

But then a couple years later when Netflix got the rights to Neon Genesis Evangelion and not only put out a new dub but took “Fly Me to the Moon” out of the show, even on the above ultra-fancy collector’s Blu-ray set, which included the old dub.

And then recently i was watching From the Earth to the Moon, a HBO miniseries about the Apollo program that I’ve watched many many times in my life. It was one of my favorites as a kid, and i saw that it was on HBO Max. The thing that made me wanna watch was that it was remastered in 4K. Up til a couple years ago the only version available had been on DVD and I was, you know, really excited because I’m a bit of a cinephile (as you all may have gathered from my, uh, everything) and it’s something I’m very familiar with.

Now as you might expect from a docudrama about the Apollo program, there’s a lot of 50s, 60s, and early 70s music in it. Episode 5, “Spider”, opens with a montage of space age art set to the theme song for Fireball XL-5.

So I’m watching this episode, which mind you, is one of my absolute favorites both as a space nerd and a machine fucker. (When you are done reading this post, please take the time to watch this clip that was formative to me as a robot girl.) So I’m on my nostalgia trip and i get yanked the fuck out because the song playing is not the right one.

It’s still the theme song to Fireball XL-5, but its a cover, clearly recorded much later than the original, and it’s really fucking jarring. Because the original is the exact sort of kitschy, early-60s space-age stuff that is being montaged in this opening scene.

And the really nutso thing is, I can’t find anything about this anywhere. It’s not that I’m crazy or that it isn’t happening, its that it’s just…gone. They do that now.

This is not normal.

It is not normal for companies (because this is 100% corporate pissing contests) to be able to retroactively change pieces of art because they don’t want to lend their “intellectual property” to it anymore.

You should be angry about this. It’s disgusting. And it was not normal until the last decade.

Reading the notes on this it’s apparently an even more prevalent thing than I realized????

cuteness–overload:

vimbry-moved:

the idea of music growing on you is so weird. what’s going on in your brain that makes it go “mmmmm :/” for the first 6 listens and then “ok!! ❤️” on the 7th

determinate-negation:

determinate-negation:

a lot of self professed socialists and left wing people have absolutely no consciousness on imperialism and when it comes down to it could easily be convinced of being fascists

seriously when the reaction to people making very realistic observations on how the structure of the global economy is unsustainable, especially for the first world, is “great way to make people support socialism by telling them their lives are gonna be worse under it”…

if you define quality of life and freedom in terms of access to cheap commodities and convenience at the cost of others, you might not be a socialist!!

shitposts-described:

terminaxshowtime:

gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20:

This is the best thread Alex Hirsch ever made! XDXD

[ID: A thread from Alex Hirsch where he highlights certain words in google search results that are homophones for Gravity Falls characters.

1. A blurb about Lana Del Rey wherein “disgruntled stans” is encircled with a red arrow pointing at Grunkle Stan.
2. A recipe for curing hams with “tumbled hams” is encircled, also Grunkle Stan.
3. A cartoon fight club video with “gumball / sans” circled, also Grunkle Stan.

The last tweet is captioned “Okay last one I swear” and is a lego Pokemon tutorial on how to “build Scyther” with Bill Cipher. /end ID]

geekysteven:

It is always such a surprise when I find conservatives on tumblr, like a scientist discovering an extremophile bacteria that survives in boiling acid

snipdoodle:

robogrind:

Silly cat


artfight revenge forr @snipdoodle !!

THE SILLY!!!

pointless-achievements:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

aimasup:

cookiethebirddoll:

they should invent blankets that make you feel warm (good) but don’t make you feel warm (bad)

accidental-memory:

mias-back-from-the-dead:

teaboot:

justatallstick:

have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup

His is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it’s real

#Bobby Hill becomes a juggalo episode

Ortus the Ninth

calm-before-the:

fodsley:

calm-before-the:

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

this is so fuckign stressful

pgnotparentalguidance:

I think all aspec, arospec, and agender people should get free AAA insurance and a lifetime supply of AAA batteries because

knuckleblaster:

ALT

i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

kaijuno:

ineffablepretzel:

next-gazelle:

Adolin has exactly one solution to people not liking and trusting him, and it’s to volunteer to go to jail

“How to gain someone’s trust and get them to like you” by Adolin Kholin

is-the-post-reliable:

hiveswap:

grubl0af:

huggingstuffiesandcrying:

screamingnoodl:

Remember kids, Nazis don’t deserve their kneecaps.

Also if any of these are incorrect pls lemme know

i didnt see anyone saying any of this is wrong in the notes so im gonna reblog-

additional helpful resource:

Resources Search

this is the anti-defamation league’s hate symbol database. it’s massive and includes details about what symbols mean and where you might see them.

i’m a tattoo artist and use this all the time when i see a symbol i don’t recognize—better safe than sorry. it’s saved me from working with white supremacists a few times.

I’m glad to see the arrow cross (last one( there! It originates from Hungary and was used by the nazi party here, but it was banned after WWII. It barely shows up in guides/warnings like this and idk if they still use it but better safe than sorry.

requested by anonymous:

RATING: MOSTY RELIABLE

After searching, ‘92’ does not appear to be a hate symbol. The only reference I can find to it is a reddit post, in reference to the same image as above. The rest are listed in the ADL hate symbol database.

It should be noted that several of these symbols, such as the  sonnenrad, are ancient symbols that have been appropriated by Nazis, and therefore may be considered non-racist in specific contexts.

Source: 'Because sonnenrad imagery is used by many cultures around the world, one should not assume that most sonnenrad-like images necessarily denote racism or white supremacy; rather, they should be analyzed carefully in the context in which they appear.’

I have linked to the ADL page for the symbols below.

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15

16 - 17- 18 - 19 - 20

felinedae:

I love using sexually dimorphic traits in pokemon to make them visibly transgender every chance I get. Everyone post trans girl Pikachu

kickair8p:

valtsv:

valtsv:

my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can’t see glass, but it just isn’t an issue for them

totally unbothered

So from the dragon’s point of view, every once in a while, glitter magically showers down around them with a pleasant tinkling noise.

einsteinapproved:

guerrillatech:

[ID: 4 arms holding hands. the arms are labeled “Intersex Rights”, “Reproductive Rights”, “Trans Rights”, and “Disability Rights”. The hands are labeled “Bodily Autonomy”

the-haiku-bot:

dyspunktional-leviathan:

ghousttm:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

:

:

put spikes on your wheelchair’s handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it’ll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you’re abducted. wail like you’re in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say “fuck you” under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we’re fighting dirty. we have to.

someone grabbed my wheelchair today and then shouted “ouch! there’s spikes!”

YEAH!! GET FUCKED !!!!!!

I witnesses someone trying to shove a wheelchair user because they felt the wheelchair wasn’t going fast enough, I guess. Not even a second later, this asshole is screaming in pain because the handles had razor wire on them the back of the wheelchair had a sign saying “do not touch.”

NGL, I was laughing and gave the wheelchair user a nod. They just kept on going after a nod and wink at me. Fucking amazing.

When I was in hs, I had to use crutches a few times. Classmates though it was funny to kick them while I’m standing. Soooo I glues nails on the bottom 18 inches or so. Two students screaming and yelling resulted in no one kicking them again.

Do not fuck with mobility devices. They are an extension of our body. If you decide to violate our boundaries, be prepared for retaliation, much like if someone shoved or pushed you. Keep yourself to yourself.

Ik this ruins the point of Get The Assholes When They Least Expect It but

Metal wheelchair and Rose Thorned Crutches

[Image description 1/3:

A photo of a sign saying in all caps:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

/End image description 1/3]

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[Image description 2-3/3:

Two drawings:

One of a manual wheelchair with spikes on its handles and the outer side of the back and pentagrams on the wheels,

And the other — of a person using forearm crutches wrapped in barbed wire below the handles and with spikes on the outer side above the handles, and also with rose flower decorations on the butts of the handles.

/End image description 2-3/3]

Well, well, well, if it

isn’t the consequences

of my own actions

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

kitsunico:

based off tweet

bacony-cakes:

cipheramnesia:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

egberts:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

What’s that? Zoom in.

…DEAR GOD.

ONE HUNDRED ONE NOTES BUNGUS??

Ohhhh, now this is Interesting!
No Notes Bungus gettin’ FUNKY with the notes!

Get ready for randomized notes bungus.

no notes bungus over here

copperbadge:

I’ve been reading Dungeon Meshi and I know everyone is like “Laios, the hero, how autistic for monsters” and I don’t disagree.

But Marcille is the one who doesn’t like unexpected change, strange flavors, weird textures, and unwritten social rules. Marcille fixated on her studies in spellwork so hard she forgot what she was studying was illegal. Marcille befriended the weird stoner kid and her dramatic gay brother because their special interests intersected.

Marcille is a true neurodivergent hero of the dungeon. I will not be taking questions at this time.

megid0nt:

vergak:

vergak:

Cis men joke about how the arm they use to jerk off is stronger than the other and act like it’s just a dude thing when I damn well know the Hitachi magic wand weighs more than a dick

(tags stolen from @sepulchritude, thank u for ur insight !!)

antia-pi:

It is what it is… It happens EVERYWHERE xD

bamsara:

Part 2 of the shitten shenanigans. Again nothing canon but funny to draw. Part 1 here.

I think its fun to imagine Leshy being a weird uncle, and Aym and Baal may not be related to Narinder but they’re basically his adopted kids so by default they get a little shitten sibling too

kaikibus:

thinking if i stare at them for long enough i will finish drawing them (i am so close i am so close i am so close)