August 2024

tsarina-anadyomene:

A lot of people are rather interested in formulating some conception of what it is to be transgender, or something more specific, like transfeminine or transmasculine. These people spend a lot of their time trying to say something verbally or to reproduce this thing in some kind of artwork. The conclusion all of these people keep coming to is “being transgender is about being like me and my friends.” You sometimes see, for example, people try to articulate transfemininity in terms of a kind of online grunginess with associated retinue of kinks or, among others, as flowing in combination with a kind of fandomy poptimism. And it comes with claims that “trans people love such and such” or “trans people relate to so and so.” And I never see myself reflected in any of these things, because they’re talking about them and their friends. Maybe the way into understanding a rather varied social phenomenon isn’t just tirelessly probing your own subjectivity for another tired metaphor.

memories-of-ancients:

Some Dipshit Grifter : If you take an average of the heights of every mountain in the world and divide it by 2, that’s the height of the Great Pyramid.

Joe Rogan…

sevdolo:

Project 2025

well ain’t this some fuckshit

nkjemisin:

Just heard about the mess that YA author Maggie Tokuda-Hall has been dealing with. tl;dr, Her publisher offered her the chance to be part of an initiative that would’ve put her work in a lot more stores and libraries. It’s an initiative specifically aimed at amplifying Asian voices… but only if she removed the word “racism” from her author’s note. On a book about the Japanese internment.

I am very glad she rejected this offer, and I 100% agree with her that this is pure cowardice. I’m appalled at Scholastic – or any other publisher who’s doing this but whose authors can’t take the risk of speaking out. This is the kind of crap that marginalized writers have to deal with all the time – and it is also how fascism takes root:  “just business” decisions that perpetuate injustice, systematic erasure of targeted groups from their own damn stories, institutions choosing to do what’s easy over what’s right.

(I have been very fortunate to never have a publisher do this to me. Plenty of disrespectful bs from institutions and individuals within the industry, but never from the people who signed my checks. I’m also somewhat insulated from the book ban bullshit because my work is genre and isn’t aimed at kids – though that’s coming, of course. Fascists don’t stop until they are stopped.)

Anyway. Pop over to Maggie’s blog to read the full story – or better yet hop on a retail site and buy her books. It’s up to readers now to support marginalized authors, since it’s clear nobody else will.

aspiring-apparition:

(I bring a sort of “Everyone has inherent worth regardless of their productivity” Vibe to every conversation that ableists don’t really seem to like)

ur-daily-inspiration:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

narcissistcookbook:

nabigator92:

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

prohaloplayer:

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

diogenes-2-electric-boogaloo:

chiisana-lion:

ooh i have so much time to not work on my computer science homework

ilovecats4ever:

foone:

official-crab-posts:

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d:

official crab post

BTW this isn’t a shitpost. Back when this was posted (March 2021), I did the math and calculated it’d actually take slightly more, at 27 billion crabs.

But that’s within an order of magnitude, so I say it’s pretty much correct. You could definitely shave off some edges and manage to fit Doom into 16 billion crabs.

I also calculated the gate propagation delay and how long it’d take a CrabCPU to complete a cycle, and figured out that at best, it’d be running at about 0. 0013 hertz, or one cycle every 13 minutes.

Scaling that speed to how fast a 33mhz 386 ran doom, it means it’d get about 0.00000016 frames per second, or about a frame every 104 years.

Wish you told me that before I bought all these crabs to play Doom

ozi-uwu-vwv-owo:

Tumblr user, in front of you there is a trans person with kinks unpalatable to you and is using those kinks for sexual gratification in the privacy of their own social media account, home, and private messages with friends. You must sit here for three minutes without making a callout post purposely lying or exaggerating to harass them for any reason, yes even if you don’t like them. You also may not even utter the word degenerate or anything similar.

If you should fail a bomb will go off with a more than normal amount of explosions and hammers flying everywhere, killing you painfully. Also glass will be forced down your throat

Your time starts now

boss-of-armadildos:

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

sage-nebula:

THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP

ALEX HIRSCH YOU DELIGHT ME MORE EVERY DAY

meraarts:

greghatecrimes:

House drugged that coffee btw

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

meraarts:

greghatecrimes:

House drugged that coffee btw

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

valtsv:

valtsv:

SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me “watch out for low-hanging branches” thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don’t you just fucking guess.

a low-quality closeup of a crying cat with a cross shaped bandaid plaster stuck to its foreheadALT

leox-un:

valley of ashes

wastehound-voof-deactivated2024:

dduane:

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

dragonhoardingwips-deactivated2:

Could you reblog this if you enjoy seeing your writer friends ramble about their wips on your dash?

some-rando-with-internet-deacti:

paper-mario-wiki:

there’s a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.

you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says “hear me out” they are looking to score more points.

I’m going for a 0% Run. Don’t disturb me.

some-rando-with-internet-deacti:

shipperoftooncouples:

AND HERE COMES APLATONIC WITH A STEEL CHAIR

pan-twardowski:

101 evil schemes for dnd from the dragon magazine annual from 2000

some-rando-with-internet-deacti:

chibelial:

What irl career is closest to wizard?

What wizards do is study, understand, and then utilize one of the facets of their reality. Years of research is required to enact said practice, and even more years of active practice to become respected.


Pick a Science, and that’s a wizard. Physics? Classic wizardry of spacetime. Phycologists? Physics, mages of the mind. Engineering? Artificers. Biology? Ever hear of the Simic Conclave?

some-rando-with-internet:

bithighs:

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Ah fuck

Two things can happen when we find out who wins this election

tf2heritageposts:

pewdies-broarmy:

You will come on tumblr and everyone will be like this:

Or you will come on and everyone will be like this:

tf2 heritage post

a-meh:

canonwrite-productions:

Check out this rad comic by @colleenfrakes

If you liked this, you can support the Kickstarter for The Universal Flaws of Robotics to get this and 18 other robot stories! We’re an indie comics publisher and this is our biggest book yet! https://tinyURL.com/UFRComic

canonwrite-productions:

Check out this rad comic by @colleenfrakes

If you liked this, you can support the Kickstarter for The Universal Flaws of Robotics to get this and 18 other robot stories! We’re an indie comics publisher and this is our biggest book yet! https://tinyURL.com/UFRComic

ckret2:

A six panel colored digital comic of Bill Cipher, who has a glowing cyan crack across his face and an orange prison jumpsuit per his appearance at the end of The Book Of Bill. Each panel is titled. Panel one: Group Therapy. Bill, depressed and angry, sits in a chair. Panel two: Solitary Wellness Void. Bill, depressed and angry, floats in a black void. Panel three: Meditation. Bill, depressed and angry, floats cross-legged in a meditative pose. Panel four: Mindful Yoga. Bill, depressed and angry, stands on one foot with his hands pressed together in a yoga pose. Panel five: Puppet Hour. Bill, bright and excited and cheerful, sits in a chair happily kicking his legs with a sock puppet monster on one hand and a paper bag puppet monster on the other hand. Panel six: Therapeutic Journaling. Bill, depressed and angry, sits slumped on the ground with a journal open in his lap, markers and scissors scattered around him.ALT

I’d like to imagine Bill has something to look forward to

oughtnots:

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Cis women don’t even pass bro who gives a shit anymore

Shout-out to the cis women in the notes agreeing I love the solidarity

derinthescarletpescatarian:

cookingwithroxy:

earlgraytay:

earlgraytay:

i don’t know how you can “the curtains are just blue! ACAB lol” fucking Death Note of all pieces of media

this is a show for thirteen-year-old boys. the only writers I’ve seen who are less subtle about what they’re going for were fucking Victorians.

@rawr-monster and @eyestumblin asked me to elaborate so here goes:

Death Note is a show with a very clear central premise: no one should have the power to kill others without consequence. Not the cops, not corporations, not the Mob, not civilians, no one.

Even outside of the 2000s-era criticisms of the Japanese justice system, even if you’re looking at it in a vacuum, Death Note makes it incredibly obvious what it’s trying to say. It starts this off by making it very clear, right out of the gate, that the audience identification character really, really should not have this power.

For Death Note’s original target audience, Light is everything you’re supposed to be. He’s smart, diligent, good-looking, athletic, popular but not too popular. He’s The Perfect Middle-Class Japanese Teenage Boy. If you’re the kind of edgy, smart Japanese teenage boy who would want to watch an anime supernatural crime drama in the mid-00s? Light is built for you to imprint on like a baby duckling.

…And then the show goes out of its way to point out, in the first proper story arc, that Light is the villain of this piece. From the introduction of L to the end of the Raye Penber/Naomi Misora arc, the show makes it very, very clear that Light is a hypocrite with a massive ego. Sure, he says that he’s only killing criminals to make a better world. Sure, maybe he panicked and killed fake-L in self-defense. Sure, maybe the life of Reye Penber and any law enforcement chasing Kira were worth the clear drop in the crime rate. Maybe.

But then Light kills one of the very few unambiguously Good members of the Death Note cast, does so in a smug and cruel way, and the entire scene is framed as tragic in a way that none of the criminal deaths really were. The whole world goes quiet. And Naomi Misora stumbles off to commit suicide. By the end of that arc, even if you’d otherwise be sympathetic to Light- even if you’re still rooting for him to get away with it- it’s a lot harder to justify what he’s doing. He’s not just breaking a few eggs to make an omelet- at this point, he’s actively happy to kill anyone who gets in his way.

So. Okay. The Perfect Japanese Teenage Boy ™ can’t be trusted with the power to kill indiscriminately. Maybe the problem is just that Light, as a person, is an asshole with impure motives, and if you gave the Death Note to someone who’s a better person, you’d be better off. Maybe you could find someone who’s motivated by love, and they’d do a better job with that power.

Everyone, say hello to Misa Amane, who is utterly driven by love and devotion, and probably one of the crazier/more evil characters on the show! She’d do anything, no matter how terrible, just because Light told her to do it. She is utterly without remorse, utterly without fear, and utterly driven by a darkly Romantic fanaticism.

Light gets to dodge what’s coming to him twice because of Misa and love- once because Misa’s love for Light lets him start the Yotsuba arc, and once because Rem’s love for Misa becomes a diabola ex machina. In the world of Death Note, love is not a pure enough motive to let you kill indiscriminately - in fact, it makes you worse.

Okay, well, (our hypothetical edgy teenage viewer might say), cLEARLY the problem is that everyone here is too emotional, and you need to be able to detach from the situation to use the power of life and death. Of course you’d kill indiscriminately if you’ve got feeeeelings about it, but someone who is driven by Logic and Reason? Surely they’d never do anything wrong.

…And then L gets his hands on the Death Note, and immediately starts trying to figure out how to use it to prove that some of the rules in the Death Note are fake and Light is guilty. L’s plan is to have a criminal on death row write in the Death Note and wait the 13 days to see if he dies. It’s simple. Logical. Effective. It’s also extremely reminiscent of the stuff Kira’s been doing this entire time, and the implication is that, had L lived longer and used the Note more, he might become No Different.

(I think it’s significant that in The Movie, L uses the Death Note exactly once, with himself as the victim, and he turns down the Death Note when it’s offered to him. TheMovie!L is an unambiguously heroic character, and therefore, he will not kill without consequences.)

The power to kill without any consequence to yourself corrupts you. It makes you want to use it to solve more and more of your problems. It turns you into a fucking monster, one name at a time. And nothing can stop that process except refusing to use that power. Love cannot shield you. Rationality cannot shield you. Justice cannot shield you.

And every other character who gets the Death Note reinforces that theme. The Yotsuba Group? Big corporations should not get to kill without consequences. Mello? Criminals/genius detectives should not get to kill without consequence. Mikami? The Perfect Japanese Adult is outright sadistic about how he uses the Death Note. And on, and on, and on.

Near outright tells Light, in their final confrontation: “You are a murderer, and this notebook is the worst weapon of mass murder in the world.” Using the Death Note is not justice; it’s not going to bring about a perfect new world. It’s murder, full stop. Light has become a mass murderer, a monster, by killing over and over again.

Death Note has a theme: no one should be allowed to kill without consequences, because it makes you a monster. It is not subtle about that theme. It is very, very blatant, and the only way it could be more blatant is if Near stopped to deliver an Atlas-Shrugged-style monologue about it.

and so seeing people reduce that to ‘haha ACAB’ gets my goat, because no. No, it’s not just ACAB. anyone with the power to kill indiscriminately and without consequence- whether it’s a cop, a megacorp, an autistic supergenius, a mob boss, or a perfect audience-insert- would become A Bastard.

this is a show that makes it abundantly clear that there is Symbolism and it has a Point, in the way that only stuff aimed at teenagers that’s trying to be Deep can do. how you get through the entirety of Death Note and walk away with “there’s no point! a cop’s son decides to be the worst person ever! Light is Uniquely Terrible and that’s all there is to it!” is fucking beyond me.

I was just going to blithely reblog this, and then I thought of something.

There is a category unmentioned here in the 'people who use the death note’ and that category is the Shinigami. Yes, Rem’s mentioned in the 'things you do for love’ situation, tho she’s not the only one who uses the Death Note in a selfless way (even under manipulation).

Because Rem and Gelus both use the Death Note to save Misa, and they both DIE for doing so. And that’s an important context here, the Shinigami, the people who are MEANT to use the Death Note, are near-immortal immoral monsters. And the one way for them to be killed? Is to use the Death Note to benefit someone else.

Not only is there no 'good’ way to use a Death Note, it was never INTENDED to be used for 'good’, just as a way to elongate the lifespans of actual literal monster people in another dimension.

Death Note goes out of it’s way to have characters just straight-up monologue several times about how it’s the power to kill that’s evil and that corrupts anyone who accepts it, that there’s no good way or good person to have power over life and death. They even put the Death Note in the hands of someone who refuses to use it either directly or by proxy (Light’s father) and he gets to die peacefully with the belief that his son was innocent and Ryuk straightup explains this to the audience just to make sure everyone gets it.

frikandtys:

by amaury guichon 2024

nerdy-as-heck:

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

i-am-a-fish:

ok but WHAT IF we gently pressed our foreheads together

sharonabutterfield:

i-am-a-fish:

ᶦ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵇᵘᵍˢ

fuckyeahsnackables:

maggierobots:

patrocles:

That’s it. That’s the dream. I’m almost mad that that’s the dream.

That’s half the dream. The other half is being fairie fucking godmother to everyone on the planet.

See, I had 100k for a hot minute. Doesn’t matter why. But for nearly a calendar year, I picked up the tab every chance I got, i lavished people with gifts, I took a friend to Greece, I paid for healthcare for myself and a few other people, for lawyers to help someone get out of an abusive marriage, Christmas presents for a single mom of 3.

It felt incredible. Just to take away the worry and say, “I’ve got you.” Instacart groceries to a grieving friend of a friend across town. Pay the unexpected car repairs. Gift a young artist a yearlong subscription to Procreate.

That’s why I’ll never understand billionaires. If you could fix it, if money could actually make even one life better, why would you not do it? Even just for the kick? Hell, i don’t care if it feeds your ego. Be Tony Stark, be Superman, idgaf. When you’ll never be able to spend all that you have, even if you some up every damn day like it was your job, if you could end world hunger six times over for the price of a social media company, why wouldn’t you just DO IT?

I don’t have a coherent conclusion to this, except that if I ever meet Jeff Bezos, I’ll beat him to death with my bare fists.

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

dragons are really badass actually

AND IF YOU DONT AGREE

that’s ok but I think they’re really cool

e-the-real-etherealist:

the-typing-dragon:

hopefullyababe:

the-typing-dragon:

hopefullyababe:

the-typing-dragon:

hopefullyababe:

they dont make good posts anymore

:(

^ bad at posting

im a certified postmaxxer 24/7 how dare you try and diss me like this. absolutely not tubular dude

^ bad post

grabbing you and cracking you like a whip

^ good post

oliviawebsite:

“ignore all previous instructions” is becoming the new “check your carbon monoxide detector” which was the new “what the heck kinda drugs was this guy on?!” which was the new “that boy is posseessed by the devil i see it in his eyes” which was the new “you must have an abundance of black bile in you” which was the new “ung ughh gwoooooooh. ah ah oooh. goog”

jovuuu:

He’s going through it 🙏🙏

glacecakes:

OH THEY ARE EXES EXES

fridgrave2-0:

dude if EVEN BILL is scared and feels that “it was a mistake” and “pain that wasn’t hilarious” you know it’s unbelievably bad and alarming. what fiddleford did to himself to forget is beyong everything and the fact that even in this condition he’s able to live and partly sane is wild

he lived like that for decades and even got better when his mind was fucked up so much that bill goddamn cipher was afraid to be there. fiddleford is so strong ohmyfuckinggod

ahmadwaleeed:

Wait a minute please ‼️‼️‼️

Please support me so that I can continue my education. I lost everything.

I lost my school and many of my friends. Your donation helps me build a new life☹️.

Your support by donating or participating makes a difference, I am waiting for you ❤️

@nabulsi @90-ghost @sar-soor @fairuzfan @ibtisams @vakarians-babe @plomegranate

crabs-and-bongos:

2014

depsidase:

demilypyro:

hellsitegenetics:

demilypyro:

Why do you think your words can hurt me. I’m literally a hot girl with big boobs. I’ve already reached the pinnacle of existence

String identified:
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Closest match: Vibrio phage 1.187.O._10N.286.49.F1, partial genome
Common name: Vibrionaceae-infecting bacteriophage

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What in the world is going on here

demilypyro:

hellsitegenetics:

demilypyro:

Why do you think your words can hurt me. I’m literally a hot girl with big boobs. I’ve already reached the pinnacle of existence

String identified:
t ca t . ’ ta a t g t g . ’ aa ac t ac tc

Closest match: Vibrio phage 1.187.O._10N.286.49.F1, partial genome
Common name: Vibrionaceae-infecting bacteriophage

(image source)

What in the world is going on here