August 2024

asteroidtroglodyte:

noah-luck-easterly:

spookyspeks:

My friend said this but this is a very important point that yall need to understand.

Shel Silverstein wrote and illustrated poetry for children,

drew cartoons for Playboy,

and made the most terrifying album cover of all time.

Don’t put artists in a box.

I’m not sure you could make a box that could contain Shel Silverstein.

t-s-n-deactivated20250205:

serioustrannyfaggotwithatail:

@benji-woodside

ponpasta:

i love sibling dynamic sm makes me sick

lineart bc i think its cute

Keep reading

animentality:

holisticdetective42:

holisticdetective42:

zeilenziege:

ah yes… wasser melone kernarm. My favorite brand of watermelon

depsidase:

fieriframes:

39% sure it's a tray of cookies. Caption: Purgers.ALT

[Purgers.]

junabug:

junabug:

my mom and i are about to be homeless

I have… no idea what to even say here. We got this letter 2 days ago. Not even a *week* before the scheduled date. We’re 350$ behind on rent, which isn’t a lot, but the landlady refuses to cancel the eviction if we can pay it. I think its because she found out I’m trans? She’s been really rude to me ever since. Idk.

I’ve been applying to apartments nonstop, but our credit is poor and an eviction makes finding a place that isn’t run by a slumlord almost impossible. We’re going to be homeless in a few days … and the only option I see for the short term is an extended stay motel, and contacting every suitable craigslist rental listing I see.

If you can help us at all, even a little bit, to afford a motel in the meantime, please consider donating… here’s my paypal and my mom’s cashapp.

paypal.me/treesinspace / cash.me/$ggbwallac3

UPDATES!

  1. thank you so much for all the reblogs and assistance! seriously you have all kept me and my very small family off of the street and i cannot begin to express how grateful i am for that
  2. we’re currently in the cheapest motel i could find, and ive been putting in applications for apartments & checking out craigslist for a place to stay. being this poor and recently kicked out leaves us with very few options but i’ve got a good feeling about one of the ones i’m currently in contact with … but even in the best case scenario we’re gonna be here until at least september first, which means about 2 more weeks, which is about 1040$ that i do not have.
  3. please circulate this again, and if you can comfortably spare it, consider sending us a few dollars? i dont think ill need to crowdfund the entire sum but every little bit helps us manage

rainymess:

So this is a big win for Narilamb fans today huh?

Also bonus Leshy because wow do I love him sm

same-pic-rick-roll:

mostautisticangel-deactivated20:

we dont queue posts here you will know im online because a sudden wave of posts i reblogged will flood your dash and then i dissapear for 6 hours

As an individual that uses the queue, I have no such weakness

snake-spotted:

baddywronglegs:

pine-rhyme:

baddywronglegs:

spherical-cows-in-a-vacuum:

elodieunderglass:

corvidconventicle:

My new favourite idiom is 画蛇添足 basically meaning to ruin something by overdoing it


Quite literally ‘draw snake add feet’

Pinyin: Huàshé tiānzú

Traditional: 畫蛇添足

Hat tip @phrygianmodus

what do they mean “ruin something”

@baddywronglegs

OK I’m going to need some confirmation before I get this tattooed

Is it right!!! The story behind it is even better! You have a buch of smarty pants playing drinking games and they make a bet on “who is the fastest to draw a snake, will have his food and drink paid for.” And this dude that finishes the first makes a big show boasting about how fast he was that goes “you know what? I am so bored with how slow yall are imma make my snake even better by giving him footsies hehe”

But the thing is that bc he made the legs, he has been instantly disqualified bc “well… it has legs… that is positively NOT a snake.” So the winner was the next dude that drew the snake :)))

So kids, don’t 画蛇添足!

Smarty pants go on smarty legs!

snake…adjacent? snadjacent, if you will

𓆙thank you for the tag!𓆙

teamfurtress:

moms home

apas-95:

closeted gay people don’t suffer from homophobia hobviously because they are Heterosexual Socialised you see. I am verysmart

kajamnikk:

great minds ruin alike

appl3dog:

“Bill is a true gentleman!”

NEVERMIND DO NOT TRUST HIS CRAZY ASS😨😨

oot40:

lumsel:

maxknightley:

you know in retrospect it’s weird that the splatooniverse has a band called “the squid sisters” when, like… they Are squids. that’s like if the real world had a band called “the human league”

leox-un:

valley of ashes

cosmicyellow:

SCREAMING CRYING ABSOLUTELY WRECKED THIS RUINED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! STANFORD!!!!!!!!!!!! STANLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bamsara:

bamsara:

Bit of a extreme situation happening to family friend right now, dude doesnt have a tumblr so I’ll be making a GoFundMe post on his behalf In a few hours

This isn’t normally something I regularly post, but our family friend DJ is a single dad with 3 kids who all recently became homeless. We have been helping them where possible, but they need an actual place to live.

I cannot get into the nitty gritty of the circumstances, but they were essentially screwed over by landlord and was forced to stay at a motel with health hazards for $440 a week until other arrangements could be made. DJ has a job but has been struggling to find childcare in the meantime. Donations would go towards rent for an apartment or other housing.

If you cannot donate, boosts are very much appreciated!

cute-catts:

Bros got serious beef with the phone

pyroinfusedtiger:

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

Pls don't say/call yourself dyrke if you aren't a lesbian. It doesn't matter that you're queer you still can't say it if you aren't a lesbian so don't do it! Not trying to be rude just so you are aware:3

holisticdetective42:

catinasink:

i ?? am sapphic ?? I do tend to use the label dyke for myself because I am . sapphic .

also isn’t the term dyke also used by bisexuals who are girls? i was not aware it was used only for lesbians, as I do know a few bi people who call themselves a dyke

it’s a label. It. Is. A. Label. It is also a slur. However, and this is very important, stop policing peoples labels. Stop it. It helps no one and forces queer people to choose a couple of boxes to fit into which is fucking stupid. The vast majority of the queer community is built on the fact that we don’t have to fit into society’s boxes so why the fuck are we building our own and then tearing the throats out of anyone who tries to leave their designated box and look around a bit? The queer community is unique in that there are a lot of slurs that also are used as labels in the community, which is punk and cool, but that means you can’t police someone for using a label that also happens to be a slur. Mind your own damn business and remember that the only wrong way to use a label is to tell someone else how they should be using it.

onlyfangz:

transmisogyny and transphobia has done such a number on feminism and the fact that its bled into the mainstream is actually oustanding……… if someone in 2014 said that women are biologically and intellectually weaker than men thered be a buzzfeed article mocking them in the hour, now it’s like. policy.

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

I think one thing people forgot about terfs is how RACIST they are towards women of color (god forbid be a trans woman of color) and how those people uphold white supremacist views of gender.

women of color being hypermasculinized is not a new thing. it’s happened for decades, it’s just it’s been brought to light more with how other white women, especially those who wear the feminist label, throw these women of color, MAINLY BROWN AND BLACK WOMEN, under the bus and dehumanize them. as a black person this is nothing new to me, it’s just gross to see this as an ongoing issue. its transmisognistic and has roots in misogynoir.

as a black queer person, saying this to my white queers, you gotta understand that like, this goes beyond just transphobia/queerphobia and is specifically rooted in racism/anti blackness. you gotta be able to point out the racism too when it comes to specific issues like this.

briarmoss:

firefox-official:

it-s-sophia-uwu:

firefox-official:

anexistperson-deactivated202110:

firefox-official:

hagrene-deactivated20211030:

firefox-official:

ok! *thinks about men*

ew.

youre 24 years old get over yourself

me but women

ok. this post is about men though

but i don’t like men

and. who asked

briarmoss:

firefox-official:

it-s-sophia-uwu:

firefox-official:

anexistperson-deactivated202110:

firefox-official:

hagrene-deactivated20211030:

firefox-official:

ok! *thinks about men*

ew.

youre 24 years old get over yourself

me but women

ok. this post is about men though

but i don’t like men

and. who asked

troythecatfish:

mybluescreen:

“You attract what you fear.”

AHHH!! PRETTY BOYS!!!! OH NO!!!!! IM SCARED OF PRETTY BOYS!!!!

schottzoso:

memewhore:

just couldn’t resist this……..

i-eat-u-freaks-4-lunch:

:

fangirl-nadir:

fangirl-nadir:

I hate how much of the feminism tag is overrun by terfs. Feminism is for everyone, bitches.

Since the terfs have found this, I just want to say:

Enjoy your sorry, bigoted lives. You are the bane of women everywhere and I eagerly await the day you rot in the ground.

Get fucked and enjoy the view from my blocklist.

You think you’re such a feminist that you call other women bitches and wish them the worst, It’s obvious that you only care about me. For people like you, I am always glad that trans people are very prone to die either because someone kills you or you do it yourselves.

This is what she originally said:


A real feminist wouldn’t tell somone to “go suck a dick.”

Terfs are just high school bullies who never grew out of wanting a power trip. Y'all always wanna claim it’s only ever trans people who threaten violence and wish the worst, but then you turn around and say shit like this.

You look like a fucking clown.

i-eat-u-freaks-4-lunch:

:

fangirl-nadir:

fangirl-nadir:

I hate how much of the feminism tag is overrun by terfs. Feminism is for everyone, bitches.

Since the terfs have found this, I just want to say:

Enjoy your sorry, bigoted lives. You are the bane of women everywhere and I eagerly await the day you rot in the ground.

Get fucked and enjoy the view from my blocklist.

You think you’re such a feminist that you call other women bitches and wish them the worst, It’s obvious that you only care about me. For people like you, I am always glad that trans people are very prone to die either because someone kills you or you do it yourselves.

This is what she originally said:


A real feminist wouldn’t tell somone to “go suck a dick.”

Terfs are just high school bullies who never grew out of wanting a power trip. Y'all always wanna claim it’s only ever trans people who threaten violence and wish the worst, but then you turn around and say shit like this.

You look like a fucking clown.

butlerian-jihad-enjoyer:

The boxing ordeal shows that the end goal of transphobia is to remove any woman who doesn’t conform from public.

The boxer was from a country where transitioning is banned. They’re upset because she’s muscular and tall.

If you don’t fit the white Western standard of beauty and gendered expectation, transphobes want you dead too.

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

remember when cis people got really fucking angry about the concept of a trans guy blowing someone at a gloryhole

“they dont know you’re trans >:(” dude its a fucking gloryhole you dont know anything about the person on the other side that’s the whole point

sitting in my house seething because somewhere a guy might be getting his dick sucked

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

remember when cis people got really fucking angry about the concept of a trans guy blowing someone at a gloryhole

“they dont know you’re trans >:(” dude its a fucking gloryhole you dont know anything about the person on the other side that’s the whole point

sitting in my house seething because somewhere a guy might be getting his dick sucked

escuerzoresucitado:

felixcloud6288:

nenerobopistol:

shortcakedoggie-reblog:

@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

THIS IS SO FUNNY?? YOU COULDVE TEXTED ME??

An image from Mulan of a soldier lighting a fire beacon. The image is captioned "Now all of China knows noodles are ready"ALT

37x3:

cool-way-to-die:

idefinitelycrymyselftosleep:

testosteronetwink:

wilbursoot-brainrot:

sector-7:

tittyloving:

favoritefightingfrenchgoth:

mautlin:

pylertalma:

schmendrick-lamar:

frogboy:

positively-lgbtq:

joey-wheeler-official:

asexualgeorgecostanza:

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

violent reminder that you can’t leave

dabwax-deactivated20250410:

The Sims 4 gave polyamory functionality, custom pronouns, the ability to customize your sims reproductive alignment despite their body type, and a pride flag you can hang on the walls with an intersex flag option

But still no ability* to make a sim with breasts and a beard at the same time bc the “female” body base can’t have a beard and a “male” body base can’t have breasts. Because in the end, there are Two Sexes Only and intersex ppl are dumb for wanting the most basic rep without needing to beg

*without mods. Don’t be goofy.

mlm-blues:

mlm-blues:

mlm-blues:

mlm-blues:

mlm-blues:

ok im going to start the magnus archives i spent 2.5 hours listening to someone tell me about them yesterday and it has pushed me to finally listen to it so . okay

this shits crazy whats freaking happening

🙀 <- my reaction to all this information

rip to john i suppose ?

i’ll be real i think elias can do no wrong that’s just my opinion all the evidence refutes this but i dont really care i think he can do not wrong. elias call me 🤙

junglejim4322:

It amazes me that it seems like some people genuinely just hate their partner and/or friends.

There's something that really rubs me the wrong way about the statement of "transmascs can benefit from male privilege" - not because it's false, but because it requires the individual pass as a cis man. There can't be a chance in hell they're clocked and they have to be quiet about their identity and if other queers can't understand how traumatic it honestly is to pretend you're cis to be respected or even not get fucking hate crimed (and this can go for any trans people, not just transmascs), then I don't think they're ever going to fully grasp why using that statement as a way to shut down other trans people is, at best, ethically hazy.

velvetvexations:

and they never acknowledge that a trans woman is perfectly capable of passing as cis and thus having privilege over non-passing trans people

mostly-minecraft-zvahl:

hey. You should support trans women more than you hate terfs. You should support trans men more than you hate radfems. You should support nonbinary people more than you hate conservatives. You should support intersex people more than you hate bio-essentialists.

That’s all

twentyyearstoolate:

were–ralph:

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

Like to charge, reblog to cast

would-you-survive-in-australia:

rcktpwr:

rcktpwr:

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

This user WOULD survive in Australia.

whencartoonsruletheworld:

phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they’re pg13 he’s convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she’ll explode if she hears someone say “shit” so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that’s a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb’s invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof’s machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says “what the fuck”

cat-in-a-mech-suit:

“If men had periods/got pregnant, the world would be so different” actually nothing would change because they already do and the world still hates and oppresses us for it, but thanks for letting me know that you not only don’t care about our struggles, but see our bodies as divine punishment for our male identity! How progressive of you.