Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you
I really think you should have a self. Selves are great. Selfhood is one of the best kind of hoods there is and you can absolutely wrap yourself up in it. That said, you should have self-awareness to go with your self.
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III
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My fav part is that it is genuinely just a bot. All it does is take two countries, puts the 2nd country’s colours on the 1st country’s flag and mixes their names together.
Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that’s also where you’re going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn’t some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it’s some guy who likes flags going “wouldn’t it be fun to mix flags together, let’s write a bot for that” and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of “days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0” and the like.
There’s something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy’s preferred solution to every problem. You’d say something to Dracula about “ah yes, werewolves, vampires’ great eternal enemies,” and he’d just be like “you mean my subcontractors?”
I’m really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there’s an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula’s bullshit, have unionized.
0/99-?? so far, please keep sharing and please keep d*nating if possible we desperately need help. specially now with a $99 overdraft fee due to a bill going through and we haven’t had any help in days and i cant deal with stress 24/7 if everyone could donate a dollar it sounds so little but it helps, u don’t have to donate if u cant, but just so you know every single little bit is useful, even $2. it all adds up. help in ur own way, donate a dollar or reblog.
p3ypal: avatarerin
c3sh app: $avatarpyler
v3nmo: skiesofperiwinkle
k0fi: avatarerin
Still at 0/99 please please please consider donating reblogging or tagging anyone t help gain traction. I know this isn’t life threatening but this i important we have no hrlp offline and we need to cover this and we still need food please think of the kids, idc about myself but the kids never asked to be born and im afraid the stress is driving my mom to an early grave. I’m not asking for thousands anything absolutely anything is of a major help. Imagine if thiswas your family.
Erin is really anxious about the fees increasing again, and concerned that the bank might take action against her and her family if they can’t pay the overdraft charges by the next deadline. they don’t have anyone to lean on in their community, and the burden of all this is putting Erin in a really hard place emotionally. if you’re secure in your means right now, please consider tossing a few dollars/euros/etc their way! (kofi is linked here for ease)
I saw the “AD BLOCK IS NOT ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE” popup on YouTube only for it to immediately disappear within a half second. I felt like a lady being shielded by the great knight sir Firefox from a terrible bowmans arrow.
Fascists are up to their old tricks again, this National Front sticker with a razor blade beneath was found in Dunton Green railway station but they’re mobile this weekend for protests all over the country so be careful.
Yeah if you see fascist stickers, don’t try to remove them with your bare hands. Use keys or a paint scraper or anything else sharp you got on hand, bearing in mind there could be a razor or crushed glass or something of the sort planted underneath. Fascists have been doing this since the 70’s (maybe even earlier) and it’s not like, entirely common you’ll encounter it every single sticker every time, but always better safe than sorry, and if you are equipped to remove their shit, do it, and save the next guy from potentially getting hurt 👍
Spectrum of overwhelm, now in triangle form due to popular demand
[Image description: A triangle chart titled, ‘Spectrum of Overwhelm.’ The three points are ‘404 Error,’ showing a person with an empty thought bubble; ‘wet beast,’ showing a person sweating and sobbing; and ‘rage beast’ showing a person clenching their fists in an outline of orange fire. The peak is the ‘404 error’ vertex, and the inside of the triangle here is coloured beige and labelled, ‘shutdown.’ The lower half is labelled ‘meltdown’ and is red on the rage beast side and blue on the wet beast side. \End description]
do any other aroallo people feel alienated from the concept of platonic love. or like it doesn’t really fit you?
people so often use “platonic” as something inherently oppositional to sexual desire. even though people have the concept of “friends with benefits” it’s always presented as a casual (& implicitly short-lived) relationship. there’s this idea that if platonic love is profound, it’s non-sexual, and if sexual desire is profound, it’s inherently romantic.
trying to label attraction types is just weird for me. wtf is “platonic” “romantic” “sexual” bitch we are on a tiny rock in space why do i need any other reason to want to be your friend and kiss you
Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.
I could not stop thinking about this. The only cue you get is the ingredients keep getting more and more unnerving, and like the prep you have to do to make the food gets more and more elaborate??? GIMEE THE GAME.
Ever find it difficult to figure out what someone is replying to? Same! Now, when you reply to someone’s reply, it’ll create a nice indented thread.
Reply to a thread by clicking the reply icon at the bottom of a comment or tapping the meatball menu on a reply, then hitting “Reply.”
Collapse a thread of comments with “Hide replies” or load more with “Show more replies.”
Threads are only one level deep—replies to a thread will show at the end of that thread.
You’ll be notified when someone replies to you.
This should help keep conversations in replies more organized, meaning you don’t have to scroll back to find the beginning of an exchange: It’s in a thread!
“no one for president” you sound like such a fucking cringe edgelord and unless u plan on staging a massive revolution in a country of 300 million spanning 3.8 million square miles and overthrowing the government before November I would suggest voting for the candidate who DOESNT cater to white supremacy subcultures, getting involved in local community services & initiatives, donating to causes, or campaigning/protesting instead of this performative mock activism
