it is so interesting that my severe ocd impulses, that have eaten hours out of every day for years and years, basically stopped the second I cut gluten out of my diet. and return post haste if I slip up and eat something bad.
my stupid body has been going haywire and attacking itself because it thinks bread is an enemy, and that has LITERALLY been driving me insane for my entire adult life! where’s the romance in that? you mean I went crazy because I ate toast for breakfast? what are you talking about??
this is my “haha turns out there was a gas leak in my house and that’s why I’m like this” moment. except it’s BREAD!
we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i’m trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road
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dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)
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GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE
I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION
THIS POST WORKS
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i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn’t even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i’m so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don’t bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean
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if you dont rb this post lets just say we’re making eye contact
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Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??
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can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. “oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!” L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam
the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag
elijah if you keep outfunnying me on my own posts like this im gonna be out of a job soon
this is a way better model… you’ll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.
[we can’t see the full form, but i’d suggest having a “something else” option and dominant hormone question too.]
as a cis woman who’s had a hysterectomy and partial oophorectomy, this would be helpful for me, too! it’d be pointless to try to diagnose me for disorders that affect organs I don’t have anymore, after all.
being inclusive helps us ALL. 💖
we could probably calculate the amount of man hours wasted on testing trans women and women who have had hysterectomies or oophorectomies for pregnancy every time they’re admitted to the emergency room and justify it on that basis alone.
Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.
The razorbill, razor-billed auk, or lesser auk (Alca torda) is a North Atlantic colonial seabird and the only extant member of the genus Alca of the family Alcidae, the auks. It is the closest living relative of the extinct great auk (Pinguinus impennis).
Dishes for when you’re endbusting and you realize you have no idea where your portal back home is, and you didn’t pack enough steak to last you the trip
At the end of the day, some people are correct and believe the purpose of literature is to observe, reflect, and analyze life and the human experience, and some people are incorrect and believe the purpose of all literature is unilaterally to impart good moral lessons to small children, and we’re never going to agree with each other
I’m so glad we all agree that Narinder taking the Lamb to a special place with his family and giving them (a piece of) his hand is definitely a proposal. Huge win for narilamb enthusiasts !
I like when there’s something in the news that’s perfect for a kid to print out… take this to school as your current event. Let the whole class weigh in. Is farts art?
Combine your sugar, milk, and butter in a saucepan on medium heat and bring to a boil. Turn the heat to low and add the cocoa and peanut butter. As soon as the peanut butter is melted, take the pan off the heat, add the vanilla, and stir in the oats a bit at a time. My mom gave me this recipe with six cups of oats; I use somewhat more. Just keep going until you’ve got the consistency you want, but be quick—this WILL harden in the pan if you let it.
Spoon out by the tablespoon onto waxed paper or parchment paper and allow to cool for 10-15 minutes.
Mazel tov, you have fudge no-bake cookies. The whole process from ingredients to ingestion takes about 20 minutes.
Mug cake for people like me who don’t like ( or can’t have) peanut butter. From allrecipes easy microwave chocolate mug cake.
¼ cup all-purpose flour
¼ cup white sugar
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
⅛ teaspoon baking soda
⅛ teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons milk
2 tablespoons canola oil
1 tablespoon water
¼ teaspoon vanilla extract
Mix dry ingredients, then add wet. Microwave, about 1 min 45 sec, until fluffy and cake like. Ideally let it cool, but i just pour a little milk over it (be careful if its a glazed mug, I have cracked the glaze doing that.)
I use a little less sugar, but don’t go too low or it will taste bland. I add cinnamon for a little extra flavor, and maybe a splash of the end of a cup of coffee, to bump up the chocolatey-ness (and I never use water, just more milk for richness).
I don’t even measure anymore, thats how often I make this.
I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.
Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”
And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”
and I said “hell yeah white baby.”
and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”
