August 2024

kfrances:

choose your fighter

saltyleftlip:


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deep-space-lines:

in case anyone was wondering where I disappeared to for the past few days, i’ve been going insane again. fun fact staring at stained glass windows for hours on end will not turn you catholic (source: i stared at so many stained glass windows to make this bc i really wanted to go for a realistic church window sort of vibe)

tumblr is a coward and won’t let me upload the full size images so you can look at them and zoom in to your heart’s content (please look at them. please) [1] [2]

Prints of this are available on my Society6 (both versions cuz I’m indecisive) (it may take a little while for them to actually appear on the site)

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bites-stuff:

Got reallllly good photos of my leshy cosplay done!

Photos by Seckora Photography

thebozoarchives:

9/8/2023

moodymuu:

Wings as tattoos :3

(I didn’t know what Gabriel is doing on the left, I just needed to fill the space)

paintingpuff:

What if the goat had no will of their own?

cycloneslash:

The One Who Maids Real !!!

cycloneslash:

The One Who Maids Real !!!

redactabot:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

the tagssssss

borealeum:

Because OP turned off reblogs 30 minutes before i saw this post.

teaboot:

memeuplift:

Nah man that’s a northern bobwhite

Image on a northern bobwhite in grass- it is a round bird with mottled brown feathers on its body and black and white vertical stripes on its head, with a short, pointed beak.ALT

carolxdanvers:

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

He’s right tho

Sent this to my brother and he said “anyone who’s heard of Margaret Thatcher can define a negative cow” and I needed to share that with you

kuromi-hoemie:

this is me

jmmallory:

A post revisited!

violet92959-deactivated20240929:

Reblog if your moots are just the best people to exist

yamada-ryo:

yamada-ryo:

They call me the wishful thinker because I sure do wish I could think

sobredunia:

fatsexybitch:

running-batty:

bibiana112:

sasukeologist:

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn’t put unfunny things on my dash or that I’ve made good decisions on who to follow

Sharing the original video because nothing could prepare me for the offical sketch the police department sent.

NGL that is WAY funnier than Sasuke

tumblr put the video in the shadow realm so here’s the boy

gailynovelry:

Say thank you to people who make free stuff you can use however. Thank you repeating pattern artists, thank you texture artists, thank you background artists, thank you royalty free music artists, thank you font designers, thank you thank you thank you mwah mwah mwah

acoraxia:

i’ve been wanting to collect official spideypool comics

benjaminbadger:

homeboygirl:

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

The funniest thing I have read tonight

1fish2fishdevouryourenemiesfish:

sabertoothwalrus:

thishazeleyeddemon:

sabertoothwalrus:

is “italian goodbye” (when you hug everyone goodbye and but then keep talking and then have to say goodbye again and do all that three more times before anyone makes it to their cars) or did my family just coin that

that’s a thing in american deaf culture

this may be another “every culture thinks they invented this” like keeping all your plastic grocery bags in one grocery bag or storing sewing supplies/bolts and nails/etc in the cookie tins

Human Nature

horseavoider-deactivated2025020:

theriverbeyond:

packing for a trip is like ok i need 30 pairs of underwear. my entire medicine cabinet. T shirt?

bigandretired-deactivated202501:

fiendishkeeper:

charlottan:

Saving this for when all of my friends start hrt in like a year 👍

unicouniuni:


I’m the strongest! :3

regexkind:

People who make fun of animals for chasing their own tails don’t appreciate that this is just an incredible way to avoid being bored

atomarium:

Stealing this shit because it’s true

greelin:

so sorry whatever you’re going through isn’t gayer. And bloodier

kuphulwho:

Yeah!

Let’s hear it for women!! Woo!!!

highlyillogicalandroid:

If you can’t support Palestine without spewing antisemitic hate, you’re not actually Pro-Palestine, you’re just an antisemite who wants plausible deniability.

professionalchaoticdumbass:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

my heavy smoker grandparents came over very briefly and the whole house smells like absolute shit now. So I (chronic tumblrina) got thinking.

do you, the people of tumblr, smoke?

yes (regular cigarettes)

yes (e-cigarettes, juul, vape, elfbar, ect.)

yes (pipes, cigars, something less kown)

no (but I do take something else with nicotine like snus or nicotine patches)

no, not at all ever

yes but something else (exclusively weed? something else?)

i’m bald

See Results

Only internet users will see a poll showing that people give a shit about not having lung cancer and somehow make it a bad thing

professionalchaoticdumbass:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

my heavy smoker grandparents came over very briefly and the whole house smells like absolute shit now. So I (chronic tumblrina) got thinking.

do you, the people of tumblr, smoke?

yes (regular cigarettes)

yes (e-cigarettes, juul, vape, elfbar, ect.)

yes (pipes, cigars, something less kown)

no (but I do take something else with nicotine like snus or nicotine patches)

no, not at all ever

yes but something else (exclusively weed? something else?)

i’m bald

See Results

Only internet users will see a poll showing that people give a shit about not having lung cancer and somehow make it a bad thing

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

When I worked at the second coffee shop we had three sizes of ice cream, junior, single, and double, and they were all a *lot* of ice cream.

People would come up to the counter and ask for a double with strawberry and cookie dough and I’d say “you might want to do a single or junior with two flavors instead of a double, a double is really big” and they wouldn’t listen, and it was always a delight to watch their eyes open in mild panic as the scoops materialized in front of them.

But the *best* was when a kid would ask “dad can i have a double scoop?” And I’d say “you might want a junior scoop with two flavors, they’re big scoops” and the parent would say “no, he wants a double” because i worked at that coffee shop for six years and I had a lot of time to practice and very strong arms and I could easily pack a pint and a half of ice cream on top of a sugar cone, and I did so with gleeful abandon every time someone made that mistake and the kids *loved* it when I’d pass the cone over and it would almost tip out of their hands with the weight of the ice cream.

Kids who ordered a junior cone *also* got a truly unmanageable amount of ice cream, but that was never as amusing to me as watching the parents’ reactions as I was shoveling a monkey’s paw worth of ice cream into a waffle cone and they couldn’t change their mind mid-scoop because after all I *had* warned them and backing out after telling me to go ahead would be admitting defeat.

Anyway. If you were a kid who had an unwieldy double scoop at Bean Town Coffee Bar from 2005 to 2011, I hope you had as much fun with your ice cream as I did.

Also we did not give a single fuck about seasons so you could order a PSL or a peppermint latte whenever because who cares if it was “off season ” drink your coffee.

We would also stick a slice of pie in a blender with some vanilla ice cream and a splash of milk and call that a smoothie.

We had Italian sodas, which are soda water, syrup, and half and half, so we had about 40 flavors of torani syrup. Once there was this teenager who had lost a bet whose friends made him order an Italian soda with every flavor. I had nothing better to do so I filled an extra large cup with a half second pour of each flavor, mixed it together, poured half into a 20oz cup (waaaaaaaaay too much syrup for an Italian soda) and served the drink (i charged them for ten syrup shots). Since I had a bunch of the mixture left over, I tried it in a more moderate ratio in an Italian soda, and i can *still* taste the creme de menthe, blueberry, and caramel overwhelming everything else.

The kid drank his entire Italian soda and then threw up.

m-elshaer038:

🚨🚨My view on the rumors

To be honest, I don’t know what’s going on here. I can’t follow everything, unfortunately because of the bad internet in Gaza.

But I heard some talk that tried to distort and discredit @el-shab-hussein I could not remain silent until my conscience was clear

Since the beginning of the war, I can almost swear and be certain that I have not found someone like Hussein who supported me and our people in Gaza. There are more than 200 families who support themselves through the gofundme link (and I am one of them), and without Hussein, donations would not have come to these campaigns.

Therefore, I ask all people who know Hussein and have dealt with him for a while, do not let some rumors and lies affect your view of him (especially to foreigners, because as Palestinians and Arabs in general, we trust him, and our view of him has not changed and will not change).

My message to you, my brother

My brother Hussein, you are truly wonderful, and my family and I will always and forever be very grateful to you. I love you, my friend ❤️

So do not let some lies affect you, know that you are successful when your critics are many and that you are a good person

وصدقني حتعدي يصاحبي وترجع احسن واقوى من الاول 🤍🫂

@el-shab-hussein @90-ghost

theauthor27:

Ifg anyone needs good trustworthy piracy websites for like comics and movies and shows and shit dm me

redpandarascal:

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

theauthor27:

Ifg anyone needs good trustworthy piracy websites for like comics and movies and shows and shit dm me

void-dude:

A old conversation….

dearbisexual:

dearbisexual:

dearbisexual:

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

for some reason, with this website, i was able to complete small tasks ive been fruitlessly bugging myself to do for weeks??

anyway, i feel almost good now :^)

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

granddaughter:

trekkiesagainstchastity:

agnoll:

agnoll:

going to invent a new word

i’m calling it “plagiarism”. it’s when you make something new all by yourself

Guys I just invented this cool new word

maybe-someday-eventually:

realism in video games

15depressedducks:

leahnardo-da-veggie:

I want everyone to know that this is me every time someone drops a comment on something I’ve written:

this Is me when I get notes, just note on anything

misterblahaj:

everyone SHUT UP there’s ducks in the pool

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Tumblr has new UI to actually show reply chains in posts as actual reply chains. This is objectively a good thing. But also I absolutely will mourn the incomprehensible disaster mess of opening replies to see someone at-mentioning another account with accusations of war crimes and then scrolling through 157 replies to try to figure out who in the fuck they’re responding to.

And after going through 157 replies you never actually find the OG reply because it’s since been blocked/deleted/hidden/that person has changed their URL and is effectively hiding in the crowd like a dude in a chase montage who stole a hat and a jacket off a mannequin

homeboygirl:

no its fine I’ll just go go gadget fuck myself

pokemonranch:

A picture of a herd of wooloos at night in a field. The Wooloos are looking directly at the camera and the flash is making their eyes bright yellow. Their expression is serious and surprisedALT
The same image pictured above with text written on it. The two first lines read "woah bro / did you just judge a trainer for losing" and the bottom one reads "as they learn and try something new?"ALT

Hey did you know that running into a bunch of Wooloos at night look EXTREMELY MENACING