goth antgirl sprays herself with dead ant pheromones to seem more spooky but her antgirl family & friends keep trying to drag her to the dead antgirl pile… where the living goth antgirls who sprayed themselves with dead ant pheromones are lounging awkwardly
i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job
listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion
i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job
listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion
[ID] Video. A tabby cat runs into a room carrying a hand-painted sign in its mouth and lays it on the ground. Clunk. The sign reads: “Feed me you dumb bitch.” [\text] Human laughs and says “It’s only 3 o'clock, you have to wait ‘til dinner time!”
The cat maintains eye contact and bats the sign with its paw. [end ID]
The cat maintains eye
contact and bats the sign with
its paw. [end ID]
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy
western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”
you forgot russian cat tumblr
Russian cats are right in the middle of the two
actually japanese cat twitters sound verbose to us because the translation loses a detail: it’s all written in katakana, which is considered childish or illiterate!
so japanese cats are really saying “today i wiww conshidah the state of fings ^owo^”
Also the only reason the Russian sounds semi childish is because of the lack of definite or indefinite articles (the, a/an), which Russian just doesn’t have in its language anyway
The corrected translation with English grammar would be “I am a wave” which is neither childish or verbose its just factual and simple
Love the language specific additions
Philosophy in this thread:
Silly little potatoes can be found in every language and culture
Artists and poets can be found in every language and culture
Artists and poets
can be found in every
language and culture
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“the average person is made out of 10 jelly beans” factoid is actually just a statistical error. jelly bean georg, who is made entirely out of jelly beans, is an outlier adn should not be counted
making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
This is a real photo of a real business that I, an American, took myself.
If you have bodily autonomy, then there is always a chance that you will do something to your body that you will regret. This is not an argument for taking that autonomy away.
There is a much, much higher chance that someone who is not you will do something to your body that you regret.
every time i think of leshy in his early days in the cult of the lamb i think of the very likely nightmares he would have after returning from purgatory, and also how he would come back to reality upon awakening, having to concentrate his senses to differentiate nightmare from reality.
although he is also an ancient god of chaos so annoying a certain cat also works.
the yellow cat on the other hand needs a vacation, since the worm appeared in his garden it has taken everything that was his and now he doesn’t know how to get it out of his house without having to bother the lamb or another follower.
He also has to find an excuse for the scratch on his face.
I too thought of the same nightmare theme but in reverse and it was funny to me:
since you’ve been showing us drunk followers lately I want to know what lamb is like when drunk (ik they probably don’t get drunk often but I wanna know so badly)
Y'know, I see a lot of posts urging people to comment on fics, so I just want to say, to all the people who do comment, and especially the long commenters:
thank you.
Long comments can be time-consuming. They can be difficult to write, but you leave them anyway!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, to everyone who comments.
You are the highlight of fanfiction writers’ days.
Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.
i love you black trans people. i love you asian trans people from all over asia (not just east asia). i love you hispanic trans people. i love you indigenous trans people. i love you poc trans people. you’re doing great, i promise you, and i’m so fucking sorry the community erases you as much as it does.
He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle
In Romanian the verb “a toarce” means both “to purr” and “to spin wool”.
In Romanian
the verb “a toarce” means both “to
purr” and “to spin wool”.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
[video description: an orange tabby cat sitting in a loaf pose on a person’s lap as they spin wool with a spinning wheel. the cat rocks side to side slightly as the person works.]
[image description: screenshot of tumblr tags reading: “do you think this exact scenario has taken place hundreds of times hundreds of years ago / do you think kittymittens through the ages have enjoyed a lap and a wiggle / bc i do / cats”.]
There’s a thing about pre-transition dissociation where like… every positive emotion feels thin and hollow, so living your life is completely based on removing pain rather than bringing in joy. There’s no scales to balance, no assets to book against liabilities, just various misfortunes to avoid so you can distract yourself in a state of numb comfort. You ask yourself “would I be happier as a woman” and on one hand you picture all the difficulties, the effort, the prospect of being discriminated against (for being a woman or for being a tranny) and on the other hand you don’t picture anything, and so you weigh those two hands up and go “haha yeah trans woman are cool and all but I’m sure I’m not one of them”
A few people have reblogged this with some variation of “I transed my gender and I still feel like this!” and if that’s you then I 100% seriously unironically need you to read/listen to Complex PTSD: From Surviving to Thriving by Pete Walker
not to vaguepost or anything but one of my mutuals keeps making posts inspired by shit i’ve posted/reblogged but not mentioning anywhere that i gave them the idea for the post which is honestly So Rude /silly
