ngl sometimes the way white queer people talk sounds like you guys think you own the monopoly on being othered by society when that is very much not how the world works
I saw a post this week saying that straight people never had to worry about holding their partner’s hand in public and I thought about how interracial relationships were only made legal in 1967 and my own mother was disowned by her father for marrying a black man in ‘92
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY
*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)
After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.
^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
1969………
Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with the epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.
so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie
Above all, sex is an activity and we need to stop mythologizing it. And honestly it’s a super poorly defined activity too, once you leave the realm of what heterosexual cisgender people define as sex.
a lot going on w this whole boxing drama but have to say JK Rowling having made an enemy of the entire country of Taiwan is a definite highlight
best as i can tell 90+% of people weighing in on this on twitter not only don’t understand how chromosomes work they also just don’t know shit about boxing
@fluffyblue-multifandommess Wait, why Taiwan? Isn’t the athlete this whole BS controversy is about Algerian?
ok so what happened is as follows:
in 2023 the IBA disqualified 2 boxers, Imane Khelif (Algerian) and Lin Yu-Ting (Taiwanese) on the grounds that they had failed ‘gender eligibility testing’.
the Olympics Committee has (I think?) recently broken ties with the IBA citing various ethical concerns so both athletes were re-evaluated and allowed to compete
the current controversy is mostly focusing on Imane Khelif bcos she basically one-shotted another boxer but people, including JK Rowling, are also saying that Lin Yu-Ting shouldn’t be allowed to compete
this has resulted in a lot of very angry Taiwanese people (rightly) calling JKR a racist who can’t tell Asian men and women apart. tear her apart guys!!
Also terfs are tying themselves in desperate knots as they frantically argue that a person born with a vulva but with elevated levels of testosterone has to be classed as a man without even once tasting the hypocrisy. Like hey terfs do you see how your worldview is built on quicksand and patriarchy
the thing about her having elevated testosterone is actually hearsay. the IBA have confirmed that the gender eligibility test that she failed wasn’t a testosterone check so there’s no publicly available evidence as to her testosterone levels. it might be that she was found to have XY chromosomes but that’s not been reliably confirmed either.
but yes people are now arguing that the only thing that matters for 'biological sex’ is your chromosomes even tho literally no biologist in the world would agree with them.
in the name of factual accuracy: both women are cisgender. Imane Khelif might be intersex which is not mutually exclusive with being cis. u can tell your dad Algeria has no legal recourse for gender transition lmao!
Not to mention that her boxing record for her entire life is very much open and public information and she never once competed in a mens tournament. She has always fought in the women’s tournament. She has lost 9 times to women in the women’s tournament. Even if she hadn’t, it wouldn’t matter.
She is a woman, has always been a woman, and until she decides to become a transman, she will always be a woman.
As a reminder, a convicted child rapist is competing in the games, and instead of even pretending to care about that, TERFs are pitching a fit over women boxers punching their opponents
^ yeah. the thing w the IBA shouldn’t have happened and the IOC has done the right thing by not releasing any information about either athlete’s medical situation. i sincerely hope neither of them gives into the pressure to 'prove’ that they’re really women.
contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid
A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.
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Will update when i find more!! (updates VERY frequently)
everything in bold+italics needs to be spammed for the full effect
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because “tasty” means something tastes good. conversely, from the words “smelly” and “noisy” we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
“touchy” is also a word! however it’s mostly used for things that aren’t objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means “oversensitive and irritable” or “requires careful handling/wording, delicate”
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
beautiful
makes a horrendous sound
smells absolutely awful
is very fragile
tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
Project 2025 is a written plan by the Heritage Foundation (the group that stacked the Supreme Court with radical right-wing judges) to replace honest government workers with MAGA loyalists who will break laws, lie, and cheat for Trump, especially regarding elections. This is how Trump will “fix it” so christofascists never have to vote again. They just won’t report the results correctly.
This plan will be put in effect for ANY Republican president.
Project 2025 is a wish list by the billionaire class to destroy EVERY consumer and environmental protections to benefit the filthy rich which will impoverish Americans. It will mostly work by the MAGA loyalists installed simply refusing to enforce existing laws. It will ruin American’s lives in countless ways. Pollution is suddenly increased? Oh well! Banks are charging new ridiculous fees? Oh well.
The ‘project’ includes plans to cut and completely privatize Social Security and Medicare.
Finally, it’s a plan to force Catholic religious beliefs onto Jews, Muslims, Hindus, agnostics and EVERYONE else. We will all have to follow the religion beliefs of right-wing religious zealots whether we want to or not. They might even try to outlaw your religion.
It’s unAmerican. It’s wrong. It’s the wish-list of the out-of-control oligarchy in America.
These wealthy people want everything for themselves. They do not care about us, average Americans. We exist only to be exploited for labor and consumer spending.
You, as an average American should resent and be shocked and outraged that the Republican party backs this..
dangerous…radical… greedy… inhumane… and un-American document to destroy American values.
if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast. end of story.
if a surgeon says your child has to fast, they have to fast. even if they are rreeeaaaallly hungry. even if they beg for food. even if they cry. even if they throw a tantrum. even if they scream for hours.
if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast.
For a bit more context/plainer language from a child life specialist:
the medicine the doctor gives you to make you sleep, called anesthesia, makes you sleep differently than you do at night. Medicine sleep is so deep that the muscle that keeps your stomach closed falls asleep too.
Your stomach and your lungs are connected by your esophagus, which connects to your mouth and brings air to your lungs and food into your stomach.
Because you’ll be laying flat on your back, This means if you have food in your stomach it can come up out of your stomach, and because they’re connected by your esophagus, food or drink that comes out of your stomach can go into your lungs.
Because they aren’t supposed to have stuff other than air in them, having food or drinks in your lungs can make you really sick.
The doctors really don’t want that to happen, which is why they ask you not to eat or drink anything the day you’re having your surgery/whatever you’re getting anesthesia for. It can be really hard but it’s important!
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everyone move over this post is about fish religion now
In 1967, a trans woman named Vicky shared her life with an interviewer. The UCLA Film and Television Archive preserved the full short film, Queens at Heart, in 2009.
4. The inside of someone else who gets to survive bc I took a half hour of so on my day off to save a life
You can sign up to NHS blood donation here and you too can show your blood the world
Other fun things to do! Show you bone marrow places it’s never been!
1. Your local haematology centre
2. The inside of some else’s bones so they can fight blood cancer!
Sign up to be added to the stem cell register here! You’ll be asked to provide a dna sample (inner cheek swab) and will only be contacted if you match someone in need
SOMEONE ALREADY CRACKED THE WEBSITE AND GOT A MAJORITY OF THE SECRET CODEWORDS! I’m putting them all here in image form because there’s a crapton, have fun!
6 images in all, you’ll probably have t. Save them and zoom in. Go nuts ya’ll!
Kofuku: known as Kofu, Kofu-chan, rarely Kofutan, Kofutaro,or Kofuku-san, and the alias is the black menace
He was adopted from the animal shelter when he was around 2months and a half. Although it was said he might not live so long because he had the anal prolapse, now he has no problems and has gotten so big.
He has a violent childhood attacking Mr.J every day, but his nature is only a home tiger so he can’t greet with not only her guests but grandpa yet.
He hates being hugged, runs away when she calls him, and falls on the floor with the face that doesn’t know what he’s thinking these days, so it’s still impossible for landlady to communicate with him. She can feel his affection only by his staying beside service with sharing her pillow when she wakes up.
He loves rice SO much and eats cooked rice or prepared mochi rice. And he always goes his way physically,then broke a lot of things at home so he let her spend quite an extra money…
Slutshaming women is not ok
Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok
Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
fave things about this post:
the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
calling any founding father a slut
the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
210 slutty, slutty years
the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
i barely know who alexander hamilton is
date of origin: 2014
The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.
No one is EVER MAD AT HAMILTON FOR THE REASONS THEY SHOULD BE:
He’s the reason we have CREDIT. SCORES.
FUCK that guy.
No one is EVER
MAD AT HAMILTON FOR THE
REASONS THEY SHOULD BE:
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You have no control who lives who dies who tells your story.
Not the post predating the musical
I had the sudden vision of the post literally predating on the musical. The savannahs stretching out. A lone American flag in the distance. David Attenborough’s voice, booming over the landscape.
Behind a bush, a slutty Alexander Hamilton twitches his scandalous coat tail. He has spotted a lone Lin-Manuel Miranda.
The Lin-Manuel Miranda continues to rap, unaware that he is about to become Tumblr’s slutty founding father’s breakfast.
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